FabSwingers.com forum: Whats the worst chat up line?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That you ladies have heard? Lol i once heard a bloke ask how much a polar bear weighed.

Wen she sed i dunno he sed "enuff to break the ice

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By *icked1Man
over a year ago

lanarkshire

Though I am not a lady.........'you don't sweat much for a fat bird'.........is bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been looking at you all night, this said when we were leaving. Creepy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got home insurance ? Because I'm gonna put your back doors in

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By *exysingh72Man
over a year ago

Isleworth

Fancy a indian I'm hot and spicy but do not cum in a instant like uncle ben

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By *ave_69Man
over a year ago

Westhill

Do you have pet insurance, cos your pussy is getting destroyed tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a indian I'm hot and spicy but do not cum in a instant like uncle ben"

Haha that's brilliant!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This face is leaving in 5 Minutes...be on it

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By *onkeyntitsyCouple
over a year ago

durham

Do you have a mirror in your pocket?

Because I can see me in your pants

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By *rodigalMan
over a year ago

sunderland

ate you from Ireland? cos my Penis is Dublin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are your legs made if Nutella? Cos I just want to spread them.

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By *atrinaXXXTV/TS
over a year ago

Gloucester

You remind me of the 21 letters of the alphabet!

But there are 26 letters

Oh yea sorry I'm missing U R A Q T.

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By *snyouCouple
over a year ago

Warwickshire

Nice legs.....what time do they open !

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By *ustMe06Woman
over a year ago

...the naughty spot.

Did you get your trousers in a sale...because they'd be 100% off at my house...

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

"Did you get your trousers in a sale...because they'd be 100% off at my house...

* stealing this *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like fruit pet? Yes. Well suck my cock its a peach

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By *unnyDaysCouple
over a year ago

The Middle

You look like you could fuck a man to death and lucky for me I'm just that age it might actually Happen!

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By *iseprankerMan
over a year ago

Rugby

Get your coat, I've got a knife!

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By *orovoyeurMan
over a year ago

Cumbria

"Do you like fruit pet? Yes. Well suck my cock its a peach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This wasn't me but one of my mates at the weekend the utter fucked up

He goes over to a group of girls he thinks is hot and one of them has small eyes and because if this his chat up line was 'are you chinese'

Let's just say he didn't last to long after that and soon went home with his tail between his legs while I try to pick up the pieces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend often breaks the ice with: "You are so hot, I would use your shit as toothpaste". He rarely goes home alone, and usually with 8 or 9s!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thats quality

im gonna try that

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By *ew sensationMan
over a year ago

widnes

Dyou want to half's on a bastard

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By *ezjez369Man
over a year ago

london

"You've got eyes like spanners"

"Spanners"

"Yes, every time you look at me my nuts tighten"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am going to pick you up like a bowling ball. When they say they only have 2 holes, tell them you will tear them a new arsehole. I have used that to success.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That you ladies have heard? Lol i once heard a bloke ask how much a polar bear weighed.

Wen she sed i dunno he sed "enuff to break the ice"

I quite like that - funniest I've heard in ages. I don't think I'll ever try using it, though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He: "Can I smell your feet?"

She: "No"

He: "It must be your cunt then!"

And he pulled!

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By *ordon88Man
over a year ago

town

I want to taste how long your days been

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want to play barbie? I'll be ken you can be the box i cum in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to shake your hand...with my cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am going to pick you up like a bowling ball.

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast and Fife

Can't remember if my mate did this or was just telling me about it, but....

Guy walks up to a two girls in a club & turns on the charm, says to the first one "Hello there, was wondering if you'd like to go for a dance?"

She smiles, secretly pleased & says "yes, thank you"

"Good, glad to hear it. Go on then because I want to talk to your friend here."

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By *aithless BitchWoman
over a year ago

Shipley

I usually get " nice tits...fancy a fuck" lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually get " nice tits...fancy a fuck" lol"

Fancy a fuck....nice tits

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By *aithless BitchWoman
over a year ago

Shipley

My other fav is.."What's the tat on your arse"?

Me...An apple

Guy..."Can I have a bite"? Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been searching for treasure, can I look around your chest is always a favourite of mine haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeasus look at your hair did ya cum here on a motorbike ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at the size of your feet you wouldn't sink in a swamp.

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