FabSwingers.com forum: Embarrassing erection

By *appyman3943 OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Has any one had an embarrassing erection situation themselves or seen one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had it two days ago in front of wife's friend. She didn't say anything, just smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had in front of my female boss I nots she look down my cock

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By * lick your clitMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon tyne

I had a one at the doctors a few months ago , think it was because i looked down while she was feeling my balls and i could see her tits , i just went stiff straight away .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had an embarrassing erection the other day I was at the doctors and was getting my balls and prostate checked by this very very hot nurse and my cock went rock hard I was so embarrassed but think she was even more for me.

And the second time was at Halloween I was dressed as a slutty maid in a very very short skirt and I had a pair of my x wife's thongs on so my boxers would not show and I got erect and my cock popped out and everyone could see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a one at the doctors a few months ago , think it was because i looked down while she was feeling my balls and i could see her tits , i just went stiff straight away ....."

What did the doctor do when this happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many to list !

Most embarrassing was when I was staying over night on parents sofa, was in boxers when suddenly carpet fitters turn up early in morning and I had to walk past them in my boxers with a full morning glory pocking out!

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By *encarolCouple
over a year ago

Tyneside

going to the toilet half asleep and a raging hard on, when i bumped into my sister coming out of the toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has any one had an embarrassing erection situation themselves or seen one?

Umm a anyone doing like heavy lifting or dancing in pairs etc.. the tight clothes usually make for a revealing boner lol

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By *penminded28500Man
over a year ago

derry

Meeting with a lot of managers and people i work with. Raging erection and meeting ended and had to leave and try and make my way back to my desk. Checked my missed calls on my work phone and rang one back to talk loudly and carried some of my work covering my crotch. Everyone was more focused on me being loud on phone rather than my hard cock haha

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By *ezjez369Man
over a year ago

london

Fell asleep d*unk after a big session out with some mates, only fell asleep in front of porn so cock in hand.

Woken up my housemates girlfriend the following morning, she'd tole him etc, ive never heard the end of it.

However, some months after they'd split and we'd left the house, bumped into her and ended up at hers letting her have that closer inspection.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always when i wear tracky bottoms knightmare..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had to have a camera down a few years ago after already being examined by a hot student nurse the week before. Fortunately the 3 who were around when the camera was pushed down the old fella, weren't to nice, but none the less the only thing I was thinking of that day was reciting the Arsenal invincibles team and after that pictures of dead dogs.

Did the trick and it's one to use to keep the wolf from the door too.

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By *r BigbullMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Two places I have an hard on

1. On the plane , its hard to hide in business class as I'm lying down most of the time .

2 . Dentist as my lady dentist is leaning over my face with my eyes are near buried in her breast and the assistance nurse is supressing her leg on my hands as she hold the vacumn in my mouth .

3. Doctor yesterday (honestly ) I was lying on the couch bed having a small test by the doctor , nurse (age 45 ish) was passing injection etc to doctor (male) she was deliberately was passing her vagina on my left hand ( my left hand was wrapped around the side of the couch) I was so turn on. I dare not do anything as she know my dad very well . Wow what a dirty nurse . I need to find another issue to have the same procedure again this time I will poke her .

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mostly every time I get me hair cut as she is really busty. And I get to feel them up the side my face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting Physio on my thigh after a cycling injury. The physio is a hottie, about 50, short and busty. I'd been on my front as she worked my lower back and legs, then rolled over. I had a pair of snug boxers on and a small towel over the top. I was feeling really relaxed after her working my back, and laying there on my back as she started on my knee, I started to get aroused. As she worked up my thigh, working my inner leg quite deeply, my cock began to throb. It was tucked down over my balls and was aching with pressure. Smiling, she looked at me and said, "I'll give you a second to reorganise to a more comfortable position" and turned around. I quickly flopped my cock upwards to the waist band and put the towel back over the lump. She turned as the towel settled and carried on up my leg. Nothing further happened, but she definitely spent longer on the very top of my thigh and asked more than once if I'd enjoyed the massage. Not been back yet...

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By *ighorn2006Man
over a year ago

Ceredigion / N France

Got one now reading this thread on the train !

I can feel it twitch and strain against my trousers.

The woman sitting next to me keeps glancing down and that's making it worse !

And she's wearing black Lycra jogging bottoms mmmmmm gorgeous thighs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got one now reading this thread on the train !

I can feel it twitch and strain against my trousers.

The woman sitting next to me keeps glancing down and that's making it worse !

And she's wearing black Lycra jogging bottoms mmmmmm gorgeous thighs"

Maybe you should ask her if she wants to give u a hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of years back before Internet really took of was in the newsagents in jogging bottoms looking to buy an adult wank mag picked a couple up went to the counter to pay for them I was only 19 at the time the cashier must have been early 40s big chested and body to die for instantly got a hard on cashier said calmly by the look of things down there you don't need those magazines paid for them and left in a bit of a hurry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had been wanking and there was knock on door i pulled my shorts up, opened the door but hid my hard on it was delivery women i said thanks but she made it so i had o open the door she pointed at what i thought was my hard on i said sorry she said no the parcel i left it there, she left smiling, i saw her few days later she said its oklol

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By *lack_boneMan
over a year ago

wandsworth

Was getting physio for sciatica, wearing shorts as instructed. After stretches and pressure applied face down, was asked to roll over....enter full hard on!

She grinned and told me that's one stiffness she doesn't treat lol

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By * lick your clitMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon tyne

"I had a one at the doctors a few months ago , think it was because i looked down while she was feeling my balls and i could see her tits , i just went stiff straight away .....

What did the doctor do when this happened"

She looked at it gave it a slap and told me not to worry its only natural she said , then said pull your pants back up , i was bright red ....

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By *ornyone30Man
over a year ago

ABERDEEN

As a 14 year old boy I got kicked out of a science class. I had to stand outside the door in the corridor. After a while I put my hands in my pocket and started playing with myself. Next thing I know the door opens and teacher calls me back in. I had to walk the length of the room so kept my hands in my pockets to hide my hard on only for the teacher to tell me to take them out half way across the room. Let's just say school trousers are no match for a teenage erection lol I was bright red.

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