FabSwingers.com forum: egging me up

By *uzzb OP Man
over a year ago

nr Sherborne

I'm gay and enjoy things up my butt, mostly other guys. However,I've just put a large fairly well-lubed egg up there - it took a bit of pushing to get it in, but felt great when it disappeared up me. I went for a walk and I thought I would get a sort of duo balls sensation but a bit disappointing in that respect. When I came back I looked on the web to see what comments people had made about doing this and was a little taken aback to see that it could get stuck and require a hospital visit (imagine explaining that one!) So I thought I had better get it out, and only at that stage do you think about the pointy end going in first but the big end will come out first. It did come out but a little painful and I'm well stretched now ! So just a word of warning - think before you let a big object disappear up you.

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fair play, was it a chicken egg or an ostriches egg?

By *uzzb OP Man
over a year ago

nr Sherborne

I'm afraid it was only a chicken egg - but at least it wasn't a wrens !!

By *ove2flashCouple
over a year ago

bradford

You're yolking ? X

By * lick your clitMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon tyne

Your cracking me up

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad I didn't read this at breakfast....would have put me off my eggy soldiers!