FabSwingers.com forum: Funniest thing

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the funniest sexual encounter you have had. Mine was when I was in a club playing the wingman role to my best mate as he tried chatting up his old college tutor. (He said in his later life it would still count as shagging the tutor) to our surprise she agreed that me and my mate could come back to hers with her "friend" (who was a lot younger about our age).

When we got back my mate and his tutor disappeared so I thought what the hell I may as well see if I can get anywhere with the "friend" so I started to try it on a little and she seemed nervous but willing so I took it slowly and she kept fetching me drinks but wasn't drinking herself, which I thought was a little odd. Anyway after about 2 hours of my finest chat up lines and kisses she started to really reciparacate (spell check). So we are both naked on the sofa and all the sudden the door bust open and mate comes running in and shouts come on got to go. I argue my case for staying but he is already dragging my naked ass out of there. When I finally get dressed and he slows down he tells me why. I'd finished with the tutor and asked what she does now and she explained she worked for a prison release program for young offends (serious crime) who had become adults inside and where due for release, it turned out the girl I was with was one of these offenders who was in her care for the weekend and she decided to take on the town with her!!

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was 18, I had sex with my girlfriend in the morning as you do... I was going to my moms best mates leaving party on the night, my girlfriend was going off to work while I was going the party... I didn't have time to have a shower before I went to the party as I was rushing round busy, bought a new phone that day too. So I went this party, my moms best mates cousin was there, she'd been married 15 years with three kids. I wasn't out to pull but she was chatting me up, took her into the porch, kissing and playing with her, she kept hiding her face when people was walking in and out. I said, "let's go upstairs", she said, "I can't, I'm married", I said, "come on, it's only a bit of fun", she agreed to... Gets upstairs into part of the house that was being extended, so it was dark and tools everywhere. She started to suck me off, she said, "I can smell sex all over you", lmao, obviously I had sex earlier that day. Anyway... This dude comes walking in the room who has a fit missus, no need to do what he did, he tried to slip his fingers inside her while she was giving me a BJ, she told him to fuck off! His missus then comes into the room and starts slapping him and screwing at him, all hell broke lose and I didn't get to shoot my load, he fucked up the whole situation. All these adults arguing around me while I'm stuck there with my dick hanging out. Best thing about the guy that came in the room, his nickname was DO-ONE-RON