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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

there was this dead fit bird yeah, and i like fancied her and stuff and she like fancied me and that and she had like big tits and that, and she like wanted shaggin and that was boss so i like shagged her behind the wheely bin and she was like "oooh" and i was like "aahh" and it was dead top and we might do it again when she finishes her community hrs and i've not got me tag. Proppa boss !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

propa mint like m8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats ace bruv, innit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thanks just spat coffee all over lappy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

mint, got giro through and she's dumped kids off next door wid druggy dave, got a hour to like shag her and that and gonna like do her up the rong un coz 3 sprogz iz enuf for now innit tho. Got this wikkid lube off me mam coz chels sez lard makes her ring itch and like smell of chips and that. best put a sheet down coz she farted caramel all over the pillow last time and her sis went all mental and that coz it stuck all in her hair and her mates took piss coz there was like bean skins and that eh. I'l let you know how it goes , gotta go now, puttin bet on neddies and grabbin 4 skol to get her slack. Laterz yeah. Sweet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very good ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

brillient lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chav fantasy is not a fantasy it's a nightmare

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

LAST BIT . . . . . Well, that turned to shit eh. Got all four cans down her and 3 wickidz and she was all like dead horney and sed how she wanted my skitter mixer in her and all that and then she was like all you'd betta not like have got lard and that coz its not like happening amd stuf but i sed i'd got a tube off me mam and she was like yad better ov and that. So she took off her trakkiz and spread her cheeks and i like pasted it on and that and it woz like minty and tidy and i began to like ferret her chutney and it woz like scratchy and that coz chels luvs her snickers, and then i was up to me axle in it, minty gravy, it had a funny feeling and chels sed her log crimper woz like burnin but i had to tip a load in coz i'd banked it for 3 days coz her mam woz gonna suck me for a tenna then didnt and afta i'd like emptied her arse was red and that and stuf and she pikt up the tube and sed i was thick cunt coz it was toothpaste and that and now she's shaggin druggy dave and her mam wont blow me. Wot a shit day. Mebi tops tomora wen me neddy cums in. Nectar. Lataz.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now chor. Sounds like a proppa nightmare that like. I'd be devvo'ed as fuck if owt like that happened to me innit? Stupid Jezzy ya make her arse smell minty fresh an all that and she gives it fuckin grief. Its enuf to put you off shorties for life bro. Not that Im a batty boy mind, ya get meh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nowt wrong with a batty boy

Hate the saying

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

batti boy i i i i. Respek.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 23/02/11 13:38:21]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So batty boy you a chav then and a boy racer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It never dawned on me that Ali G was a "Chav".

Or do you have your accents mixed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fook knows x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a typical friday night outside our close door.........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

not a batti boyee or a town lapper. Am is chilaxin n me rackin sum face time wid me forum biatchiz innit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww man... Thas the dogs baws... You on That guy Kyles tv thing this week wi yer burd and her maw !!! Sound mate

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