FabSwingers.com forum: weirdest item you fucked yourself with??

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So just seen a post on facebook...

Asking pornstars what is the weirdest thing theyve fucked themself with...

So thought it would be fun to ask... so over to you naughty lot..

And go.... lol ??

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By *ayd2pinkTV/TS
over a year ago

TENTERDEN

Oh ok then. The grey water pipe lagging, soft flexible cheap and comes in 1m lengths

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Think we have a winner lol...

Anyone else..

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By *enuine discreet guyMan
over a year ago

Stockton

Had an ex girlfriend take a round steel ball on the top of some low railings into her pussy on a d*unken night out...I had to lift her onto the 4'high ornamental railing....the ball was about a golf ball size or just bigger....It pooped inside her soaking get pussy and she rubbed her swollen CLIT and squirted down her legs....while I licked her huge nipples....had to lift her back office the "railing ball " after she had CUM...first of many odd insertions....lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *enuine discreet guyMan
over a year ago

Stockton

The same girl...took hold of my empty budweiser bottle in a fairly crowded bar. One Saturday night...hitched her short tartan skirt a little higher, pulled her tiny white panties to one side and slid the bottle neck deep I to her pussy....she fucked herself with the bottle until she CUM...her cream dribbling down into the empty bottle...

Two other girls in the bar also watched her CUM too...Totally true story...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And thats why bud is the king of beers lol

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By *enuine discreet guyMan
over a year ago

Stockton

Oh she wasn't brand conscious....lol.

Although she did like a "MOET " bottle on special occasions....she liked the FIZZ in her pussy too...lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Family members sex toy

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By *enuine discreet guyMan
over a year ago

Stockton

DARE you say whos...???

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

What the hell is with all the random capitalization dude? It's like typographical tourrettes.

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

A banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew a girl who put a whisk Inside her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An electric toothbrush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sister in laws anal beads

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By *inky cornishMan
over a year ago

Tavistock

A girl of barley 18 put on a show for me and a load of mates she sat on the floor in front of us rubbing her clit and tweeking her nipples.

I was sat on stool with a wind up top so I unscrewed it and gave her that.

She turned it over and squat on the treaded section and impaled herself on it as far as she could before fucking herself with it.

After she finished a few of us took turns on her for the rest of the night

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By *est-coupleMan
over a year ago

Southwick (near Trowbridge)

We've had fun with a cucumber (photos on profile), a banana and a bottle of veuve cliquot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My partner...

Only kidding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diamond Glass Wine Stopper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watched a girl in my squadron bar lower her self on the beer pump ! The big wooden ones she rode it well!

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By *mallteaserWoman
over a year ago

Central

"Watched a girl in my squadron bar lower her self on the beer pump ! The big wooden ones she rode it well!"

Nice, lol x

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Gear stick in our Ford Fiesta years ago as a gave Paul a bj

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By *ustin500Man
over a year ago

woodbridge

Wife No1 loved to use a cucumber.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carrot, courgette, candle, a stick, wine bottle, beer bottle...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did it feel?

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By *9moodleCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

hair brush, Doc pepper bottle, twisted rock

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By *aughty grease monkeyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

got a lady friend of mine one to take a very big sink plunger 8inch girth and 15inches long she took most of it cum buckets xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dildo, deodorant can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hose part of a shower, with the water running!, and a lava lamp!. Not the university experience my parents thought I'd get lol

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By *aughty grease monkeyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"The hose part of a shower, with the water running!, and a lava lamp!. Not the university experience my parents thought I'd get lol"
that is lots of fun done loads of times with water running xxxx

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By *ood tongue!!!Man
over a year ago

harwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not myself but did have a 19yr old daughter of a friend take about 8" of the bedpost, including the ball on the end which was a good few inches across.

Considering how tight she had felt just before I couldn't figure how she did it!

She was well wet already mind...

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By *lue-greenMan
over a year ago

Taunton

"Not myself but did have a 19yr old daughter of a friend take about 8" of the bedpost, including the ball on the end which was a good few inches across.

Considering how tight she had felt just before I couldn't figure how she did it!

She was well wet already mind..."

I'm guessing your friend knows nothing about this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not myself but did have a 19yr old daughter of a friend take about 8" of the bedpost, including the ball on the end which was a good few inches across.

Considering how tight she had felt just before I couldn't figure how she did it!

She was well wet already mind...

I'm guessing your friend knows nothing about this!

My friend knows all about it. She is on here (mother, not daughter). Was at her house, having a "brew" yesterday afternoon. She said her daughter had asked after me as it happens.

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By *irty Girty From No 30Woman
over a year ago

Burbage

"Think we have a winner lol...

Anyone else.."

Ive used loads of stuff

Handle on hoover

Food

Various bottles and cans

Phones

Remotes

Curtain poles

Pretty much any household item

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By *ecretgamesMan
over a year ago

the moon

"Think we have a winner lol...

Anyone else..

Ive used loads of stuff

Handle on hoover

Food

Various bottles and cans

Phones

Remotes

Curtain poles

Pretty much any household item

Hoover wat ...

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By *entle giraffeMan
over a year ago

Minehead

"The hose part of a shower, with the water running!, and a lava lamp!. Not the university experience my parents thought I'd get lol"

They say that university should be more than just an academic education

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By *irty Girty From No 30Woman
over a year ago

Burbage

"Think we have a winner lol...

Anyone else..

Ive used loads of stuff

Handle on hoover

Food

Various bottles and cans

Phones

Remotes

Curtain poles

Pretty much any household item

Hoover wat ...

The long handle of the hoover

Also done whisks etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does the whisk feel like??! ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've had fun with a cucumber (photos on profile), a banana and a bottle of veuve cliquot"

Gorgeous photos

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By *aidbacklookingMan
over a year ago

this town

An old girlfriend used the gear stick off a mates car (it used to unscrew) while we all watched

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The hose part of a shower, with the water running!, and a lava lamp!. Not the university experience my parents thought I'd get lol"

I work for a university and hear of and see lots of going on's with the students. What their parents don't know about lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few years ago when I was 18-19 I fucked my gf with a yorky chocolate bar it ended up getting messy and it turns out they can be for girls

I had the pleasure of cleaning it up

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By *est-coupleMan
over a year ago

Southwick (near Trowbridge)

"We've had fun with a cucumber (photos on profile), a banana and a bottle of veuve cliquot

Gorgeous photos

xx"

Thank you xxx

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By *exymatcplMan
over a year ago

doncaster

Mrs _exymatcpl here my husbands cock lol xxx

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"The hose part of a shower, with the water running!, and a lava lamp!. Not the university experience my parents thought I'd get lol

I work for a university and hear of and see lots of going on's with the students. What their parents don't know about lol x"

I work for a university, and I've never seen anything fun. Bah.

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