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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Meeting a fb on Thursday and trying to come up with random objects to use on her... so thought I'd pick your filthy brains

Any thoughts?

(Best one may be done and photo evidence taken)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baseball bat (have fun seeing if she can take it in the pussy or ass)

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By *ates1eMan
over a year ago

clapham

Broom handle and have her sweep the floor

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By *rixieswTV/TS
over a year ago

S.Westerly

Golf balls! Use a condom and you can see how many are possible!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Golf balls! Use a condom and you can see how many are possible!

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Really hope it don't split opps sorry doctor my partner is still learning

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By *ere to enjoyCouple
over a year ago

town near derby

Toilet brush new one that is or a tow hook on car?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banana chocolate bars cucumber rolled up porn mag just a few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Toilet brush new one that is or a tow hook on car?"
mmm gear stick of a van or wagon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carrot.

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By *ountryfansCouple
over a year ago

huntingdon

Veggies are good. Start with carrot, cucumber, marrow. Work up bigger thicker larger. Look around the veg section

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hairdryer ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've a truncheon that could be used, handcuffs available too lol

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By *rof SalamanderMan
over a year ago

glasgow


"Veggies are good. Start with carrot, cucumber, marrow. Work up bigger thicker larger. Look around the veg section "

A full toy shop in the veg aisle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a 4 poster bed leg or a banister rolling pin

Or make your own out of ice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Veggies are good. Start with carrot, cucumber, marrow. Work up bigger thicker larger. Look around the veg section

A full toy shop in the veg aisle "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have already posted in the thread but how about getting kinky with the whipped cream,fill her ass with it and then get a cream facial from her as it comes splattering out her ass

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well be more time now to plan as tomorrow is off

But hopefully next week

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By *est-coupleMan
over a year ago

Southwick (near Trowbridge)

I've seen a great pic in a mag from the 1990s of a naked Barbie doll emerging from down below! Bottles are always fun - M likes champagne ones, and we've also Used the handle of her hair brush, a rubber dog bone, and one of those rock dummies you can by at the seaside! enjoy your insertions and do share the pics x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've seen a great pic in a mag from the 1990s of a naked Barbie doll emerging from down below! Bottles are always fun - M likes champagne ones, and we've also Used the handle of her hair brush, a rubber dog bone, and one of those rock dummies you can by at the seaside! enjoy your insertions and do share the pics x"

Like the rock dummy idea and make her eat it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree with the rock dummy.

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By *clecpleCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

Please be 100% sure it wont break, get sucked inside, or hook inside as per some toilet brushes, Trust me when you turn up in A&E you will be a Wreck & then off to surgery for a op, I have seen all these & more in my Job! Stay safe & have a horny xmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can see its all mostly men commenting about sticking huge daft things inside women.. would yous stick a hairdryer up your arses?? Really dont get the fascination with this type of thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can see its all mostly men commenting about sticking huge daft things inside women.. would yous stick a hairdryer up your arses?? Really dont get the fascination with this type of thing"

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By *hetiger2004Man
over a year ago

hull

Golf balls ! If she was a big girl you could practice your putting lol

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