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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have a bit of a fantasy it involves a sexy plumber carrying out a gas safety check on my central heating any takers? x must be gas registered lol

Lou x

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

"I have a bit of a fantasy it involves a sexy plumber carrying out a gas safety check on my central heating any takers? x must be gas registered lol

Lou x"

Sounds like someone is looking for a free gas safety test.... lol

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By *outhCoastGuyMan
over a year ago

South Hams

Gas safe registered here, bit of a trek away though

lovely pics, nice legs and feet xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Happy to pay lol just thought it might make a good story mix business with a bit of pleasure

lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a plumber but a roofer, quite happy to pop round and look at anyones damp patch

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By *dventureslayerMan
over a year ago

London

Could we just include in the fantasy that I do know what I'm doing in reference to checking the gas system and I promise not to blow us up. I'm not gas system certified but I stayed at a holiday inn express last night. Lol

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By *teve261970Man
over a year ago

Gateshead

"I have a bit of a fantasy it involves a sexy plumber carrying out a gas safety check on my central heating any takers? x must be gas registered lol

Lou x"

Not registered but certainly would love to check out your pipes & plumbing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a plumber, but a carpenter have you anything you would like me to turn my hands to for you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plasterer here if anyone's in need of a skilled tradesman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Window cleaner here if you need a good scrubbing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gas qualified and registered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional scarecrow here ... Surely it must fulfil someone's fantasy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shame is not a gardener you are looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gas safe registered

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By *lirty Rachel CDTV/TS
over a year ago

Yarm

Well I'm not a plumber or registered in any way but am very local if that helps at all lol

. Could be fun anyway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best thread yet! Do you need a sparky to come round and make sure the plumbers doing his job right?

Chancer

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By *azKayeMan
over a year ago

blackpool

If only I was near, I'd gladly help out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best thread yet! Do you need a sparky to come round and make sure the plumbers doing his job right?

Chancer

Hahahahahahahahahahaha cough choke cough hahahahahaha..

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By *ornyspunkMan
over a year ago

trucking all over

"Professional scarecrow here ... Surely it must fulfil someone's fantasy

And I bet your outstanding in your field

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need someone to fit a new bathroom as well as lay some flooring?!

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By *inkylouiseWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

We could builed a house lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We could builed a house lol "

We could but it wouldn't have any plumbing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Painter and decorator with a bucket full of sticky stuff here xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a fantasy of providing a house valuation which ends up with me being blackmailed / seduced by the owners into doing as instructed...

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Some woman or couple to fix me a new bed and when it's done hop in and test it out!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best thread yet! Do you need a sparky to come round and make sure the plumbers doing his job right?

Chancer

Hahahahahahahahahahaha cough choke cough hahahahahaha..

We are top of the tree mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Need someone to fit a new bathroom as well as lay some flooring?!"

Bathroom fitter here in Blackpool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I would rather get paid in Money for doing a job .

Lot more use to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The amount of tradesmen on this thread we shd start a nationwide DIY FabTraders company. to be Paid in kind no VAT

I need a boilerman. Arial man. Pvc dble glazing repair man. Electrician. Window cleaner. Gardener and masseur to relax me after ive paid out for wirks carried out haha

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By *cottSparkMan
over a year ago

Tyldesley, Manchester

If anyone needs a sparky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone needs a sparky

Good man! What industry?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

wow all these offer just checking out what else needs doing lol x

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By *ing.louieMan
over a year ago

Knutsford

so no one has any use for a welder-fabricator?

good job i now work in events, so if anyone needs anything for a party there hosting im your man :P

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By *mm_mmmCouple
over a year ago

Turriff

Fully gas safe,will be passing you way on a weekend travelling back north could do an emergency gas safety of a lady in distress worried about an appliance not working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A roofer here, willing to get on top and fix any leaks, or shall i say make some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Painter & decorator to make the room look good once again

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By *inkylouiseWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

"We could builed a house lol

We could but it wouldn't have any plumbing lol

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am sure we could tempt a few lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The amount of tradesmen on this thread we shd start a nationwide DIY FabTraders company. to be Paid in kind no VAT

I need a boilerman. Arial man. Pvc dble glazing repair man. Electrician. Window cleaner. Gardener and masseur to relax me after ive paid out for wirks carried out haha"

I went to a job was under quoted by polish by 200 . They charged 700 to plaster a toilet fit new sanitary ware , skirting boards , floor door and Frame

I was out two days after as they didn't plumb toiler in properly and they couldn't join pipe properly after damaging it . That was 150 to sort that out

Now it seems when they did floor they damaged soil stack in concrete floor and have sewerage leaking which is being soaked up by plaster

I have no idea how much it will cost but at least £100 call out charge

Sometimes stuff done on cheap is not the best way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember and add bastard tax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a gas safe engineer and quite happy to do a service! Business and pleasure, what trades man could turn that down

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By *van ArdenMan
over a year ago

Coleford, Forest of Dean, Gloucestershire.

The gas engineer came to my house to carry out the annual service. I have to admit when the engineer bent over and I saw the outline of a pair of skimpy pants I felt instantly aroused. My hand was visibly shaking as I offered a coffee and some biscuits.

At the end of the visit my cheeks were flushed with the thoughts of erotic fantasies as I imagined slowly undoing the belt and gently pulling down the work trousers that held in such a beautiful butt and licking the exposed genitalia.

Nothing happened but she was the most attractive gas engineer I'd ever clapped eyes on mmmmmm

I can dream can't I lol.

Good hunting all X

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By *agic wandMan
over a year ago

harrow

"I have a bit of a fantasy it involves a sexy plumber carrying out a gas safety check on my central heating any takers? x must be gas registered lol

Lou x

Sounds like someone is looking for a free gas safety test.... lol"

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

I'm in the wrong bloody job !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

handy man here, so if you need any holes filling give me a shout, can put my hands to anything :p

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By *id unviciousMan
over a year ago

Ipswich

I used to work in a cattery if anyone needs their pussy to receive special attention

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By *amrod400Man
over a year ago

belfast

Plumber here....??

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By *ir_CumalotMan
over a year ago

Spalding

Plumber and heating engineer here in Lincolnshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plasterer here if you want your hole filled are your crack sorted out im your mam flower .xx

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By *teve261970Man
over a year ago

Gateshead

"Professional scarecrow here ... Surely it must fulfil someone's fantasy

Haha love this one

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