FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to Stories and Fantasies

farts

Jump to newest
 

By *olepuller OP   Man
over a year ago

Newry

Am I the only bloke who finds another lad farting loud a turn-on

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

No offence but may we recommend you check your circuit diagram as you are clearly wired wrong

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *isdirtygirlCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there

It's a fetish and probably not uncommon in the world but one that is unlikely have anyone else admit to on here.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but I find Brazilian fart porn quite humorous.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just farted a proper loud one.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only bloke who finds another lad farting loud a turn-on"

Not the only bloke in the world but maybe the only bloke on fab

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to have a chat in America and he was telling me he was sucking her off when she farted in his face not once but twice lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *olepuller OP   Man
over a year ago

Newry

Thanks for the rplies and yeah it is fetish cant help it tho

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *olepuller OP   Man
over a year ago

Newry

wish I had heard it m8

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for the rplies and yeah it is fetish cant help it tho"

While we're here, is it just the sound or do you like to sample the smell afterwards?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was reading somewhere about a guy who developed this fetish after having his face farted in for years by bullies at school. I suppose it's a sub kinda thing, but I just don't get it.

I must admit though, I do find it quite amusing, inflicting some nasal suffering on workmates from time to time... Haha!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *olepuller OP   Man
over a year ago

Newry

just like the sound

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was reading somewhere about a guy who developed this fetish after having his face farted in for years by bullies at school. "

Is that implying that there are a group of bullies that can fart on demand or did they hold him down for hours on end until one of then needed to guff?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just like the sound"

Can't you just listen to a sound recording then? There must be some good farts on YouTube...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *olepuller OP   Man
over a year ago

Newry

yeah but need to see the bloke's face too as he farts

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yeah but need to see the bloke's face too as he farts"

You can get that on YouTube too

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was reading somewhere about a guy who developed this fetish after having his face farted in for years by bullies at school.

Is that implying that there are a group of bullies that can fart on demand or did they hold him down for hours on end until one of then needed to guff? "

Id love to be able to fart on demand - just for the lol factor haha

Im not quite sure about the technicalities of the bullying by farting stuff, im just guessing that when the bully had one brewed up, he grabbed the victim and let him have both barrels straight in the face?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was reading somewhere about a guy who developed this fetish after having his face farted in for years by bullies at school.

Is that implying that there are a group of bullies that can fart on demand or did they hold him down for hours on end until one of then needed to guff?

Id love to be able to fart on demand - just for the lol factor haha

Im not quite sure about the technicalities of the bullying by farting stuff, im just guessing that when the bully had one brewed up, he grabbed the victim and let him have both barrels straight in the face? "

Maybe the bullies tailored their diets on school days to ensure a regular gas supply? Eggs for breakfast, meatballs at lunchtime...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Literally crying laughing reading this post!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was reading somewhere about a guy who developed this fetish after having his face farted in for years by bullies at school.

Is that implying that there are a group of bullies that can fart on demand or did they hold him down for hours on end until one of then needed to guff?

Id love to be able to fart on demand - just for the lol factor haha

Im not quite sure about the technicalities of the bullying by farting stuff, im just guessing that when the bully had one brewed up, he grabbed the victim and let him have both barrels straight in the face?

Maybe the bullies tailored their diets on school days to ensure a regular gas supply? Eggs for breakfast, meatballs at lunchtime... "

And for a particularly evil waft of shitty air, the good old school dinners would come up trumps - if you'll pardon the pun

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Literally crying laughing reading this post!"

We aim to please

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only bloke who finds another lad farting loud a turn-on"

I (male) enjoy shoving half a kilo of grapes up my bottom and farting them out at passing traffic wardens

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only bloke who finds another lad farting loud a turn-on

I (male) enjoy shoving half a kilo of grapes up my bottom and farting them out at passing traffic wardens "

hahaha!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *olepuller OP   Man
over a year ago

Newry


"Am I the only bloke who finds another lad farting loud a turn-on

I (male) enjoy shoving half a kilo of grapes up my bottom and farting them out at passing traffic wardens

hahaha!! "

I am loving all the replies to my post I cant help it but hearing a hot str8 lad fart is so blokey and such a turn on

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only bloke who finds another lad farting loud a turn-on

I (male) enjoy shoving half a kilo of grapes up my bottom and farting them out at passing traffic wardens

hahaha!!

I am loving all the replies to my post I cant help it but hearing a hot str8 lad fart is so blokey and such a turn on"

Oh goodness, so now the guy has to be straight as well!? Bi and gay farts aren't good enough!! What about orally bi guys?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *olepuller OP   Man
over a year ago

Newry

orally bi guys yessssssssssssssssssssssssss

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@_isdirtygirl

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"orally bi guys yessssssssssssssssssssssssss"

Im orally bi...... If you really want, I could squeeze one out down the phone for you.....

If I eventually become "fully bi" though, will that make my phone call fart null and void?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *olepuller OP   Man
over a year ago

Newry

id love to hear u squeeze one out over the fone

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *r Hung4funMan
over a year ago

craigavon

If you can get in touch with Kevin bloody WIlson s mate Mick The Master Farter (YouTube it )

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next thing u no people will be selling their farts

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe I'll take that idea into the Dragons Den? Haha

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By *olepuller OP   Man
over a year ago

Newry


"Next thing u no people will be selling their farts "

I'd pay

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top