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"Wake up, dreaming!! " To be fair, it is the stories and fantasies section. Cut the OP a break! | |||
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"I'm 18 and my mother in law to be is 40, blonde long hair around 5 5", big b***** and a nice round *ss, she's a size 10 - 12. She is out a lot so when I stay at my girlfriends, I always have to get up for work early and I go into my mother in laws room and look through her draw she wears cotton panties and I always steal at least 2 pairs, I now have around 8 pairs one a silk sexy thong, also the washing basket in the bathroom is always full and I say I'm going for a shower and I look through and find her pants and bra and top she wore the day before and trousers and put them on and jack off it so nice the feeling and I always *** into the pants and put them back in the basket, she has a husband but I really want to **** her! Any tips on what else I could do to maybe make her realise I'm jacking into her panties or for her to realise I have a thing for her ?" Why not explain everything you have just told us to your girlfriend and ask that your girlfriend then passes that on to her own mother? What could possibly go wrong? | |||
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"I'm 18 and my mother in law to be is 40, blonde long hair around 5 5", big b***** and a nice round *ss, she's a size 10 - 12. She is out a lot so when I stay at my girlfriends, I always have to get up for work early and I go into my mother in laws room and look through her draw she wears cotton panties and I always steal at least 2 pairs, I now have around 8 pairs one a silk sexy thong, also the washing basket in the bathroom is always full and I say I'm going for a shower and I look through and find her pants and bra and top she wore the day before and trousers and put them on and jack off it so nice the feeling and I always *** into the pants and put them back in the basket, she has a husband but I really want to **** her! Any tips on what else I could do to maybe make her realise I'm jacking into her panties or for her to realise I have a thing for her ? Why not explain everything you have just told us to your girlfriend and ask that your girlfriend then passes that on to her own mother? What could possibly go wrong?" | |||
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"I like that but my gf will find it weird any more suggestions ? " Asked her to wee on you. Bet she loved doing that to her old boyfriends. | |||
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"Should I maybe dance with her Saturday and brush my bulging cock against her and if she likes it then whisper things ? " Mate , looking at your pictures I bet she gets her biggest dildo out every night thinking of you | |||
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"or you can just show her this post. xxx " YAY, that's the spirit,- just the sort of advice this chap needs. (That, and getting him to publicly put some part of his body inside the mother of his partner. ) | |||
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"Mate read these back to yourself just wear her knickers on your head it's much easier. I do like worn knickers but you have to keep that obsession to your self as when you go to people's houses they won't leave them lying around for you " Depends how you define "won't leave them lying around for you" If you define it as left on the floor in a prominent position then yes, they were left for you. If you define it as stuffed at the bottom of a gippy laundry basket hidden beneath a weeks worth of manky socks then you probably weren't meant to find them. | |||
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"She leaves them in laundry basket but I always have a play and cum in them then leave then on top of laundry :p x" Based on that info OP, I still think my "Knickers tied together and wrapped around your waist" idea is the best. | |||
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"She leaves them in laundry basket but I always have a play and cum in them then leave then on top of laundry :p x" I can just see the scene now. MIL shouting down stairs. Reginald, dear have you been unloading into my pants again. This is the 10th time this week. | |||
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"Maybe an advert in the local paper telling her that way.... That way all her family and friends can find out too!! " You could make it a feature article, - a pull out and keep souvenir issue with photos perhaps. Help pay for the piece with advertising. Approach everyone with a connection to be sponsors: everyone from clothes washing detergent manufacturers to divorce and family solicitors This idea has legs. | |||
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"Maybe an advert in the local paper telling her that way.... That way all her family and friends can find out too!! You could make it a feature article, - a pull out and keep souvenir issue with photos perhaps. Help pay for the piece with advertising. Approach everyone with a connection to be sponsors: everyone from clothes washing detergent manufacturers to divorce and family solicitors This idea has legs. " before you know it there could be a television advert here along the lines of the Daz doorstep challenge.... "Hi, dies your son in law wank into your knickers?? Use the new improved detergent...." | |||
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"You don't think you can tell your girlfriend ? how strange, clearly the issue is she your gf is far too uptight not to get off on you wanking in her mums panties and then fucking her mum. I would trade the gf in for a more understanding model. " If the two of them can't work through this little problem what chance have they got | |||
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"Not sure if its sneaky OP,but rey taking out a full page centre spread on the local paper, full colour with a picture of you proudly surrounded by her knocks with the centre spread you kneeling on the bed, cock in hand unloading onto her best pair of undercrackers. Winner!!" Not sure that is obvious enough really though x | |||
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"Come on people stuff I could do tonight ??" why are you on here without your girlfriend? | |||
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"Come on people stuff I could do tonight ??" Well?.... C'mon then, where's the update on what went off last night? Or are you still in casualty waiting for treatment of the black eye you got from your girlfriend/ her mum/ dad? We need to know how it turned out! | |||
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"I believe that what you ought to do is the following: Every day, get a pair of her pants and have a wank into them. Ideally, two pairs if possible and if you feel you can manage more, then who are we to deny you pleasure. Go for it, as many as you can! Then, when the family piss up comes round, what you need to do is tie all the pairs of spunky pants that you’ve managed to accumulate together, and then wrap them around your waist. (It’ll be odds on that you’re gf’s mum/mother-in-law to be (call her what you will) will have to go commando because you’ll be “wearing” all her pants.) Then, if you can, sit between her and your gf/wife to be (call her what you will) and proceed to get them both as pissed as you can manage. Once you feel she’s the gf’s mum (etc.) at optimum d*unkenness, approach her while you have two drinks, one in each hand. Ask her if she could do you a favour and get something out of your pocket. When she puts her hand in your pocket to pull out whatever it is, start twirling round and shouting out “Ooh err, what’s happening?!” and move away from her. This will unravel the “rope” of knickers which you have previously tied together and wound around your waist. Eventually, once they’re all unravelled, and she’s left holding one end whilst the other is stitched to the inner waistband of your trollies, you can reveal your masterstroke: You’ve managed to wank the message “Fancy a fuck” and the hard jizz letters are legible to everyone. I reckon that’ll work a treat OP. Good luck and God speed" LMAO This is the funniest thing I've read all day! | |||
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