FabSwingers.com forum: A warning.....

By *uzzbuzz OP Couple
over a year ago

guildford

All work and no play makes some women have an irritated cunt. Sadly the only cure for that is to spread the legs at an obtuse angle (this is to open the irritated area) then there is a three step procedure to complete the 'temporary' alleviation. This condition can build up, sometimes to dangerous levels.

Step 1 ensuring legs are secured (you don't want a kick in the eye) inspect the area for irritation. Apply a generous amount of strawberry lubrication, using fingers work into any nook and cranies where irritation can settle.

Step 2 is to insert the 1st and 2nd fingers into well oiled orifice, curl both fingers and vigorously pump the fingers in and out of the orifice until the natural anti-iritation irrigation system completely saturates the whole area.

Step 3 ensuring the clitorous is suitable swollen, the whole area from top to bottom needs a wet tongue massage, suck the clitorous gently at first to maximum engorgement. At this stage we might think the final cure would be impalement on a blunt object don't give in to our pleas until we have had at least three orgasms, then and only then fuck us as hard as possible ( you may have to release legs for optimum depth positions)

This cure may possibly only last 2-3 days before repeating steps 1-2. Never risk leaving an irritated cunt untreated as the consequences could be dire.