FabSwingers.com forum: The Newsagents lady

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This week I decided to change where I get my paper from. Everyday on my way to work I'll pick up a newspaper as I enjoy the gossip read even though half of its bull sh*t lol..

I normally get the paper from where I fill up but on tuesday I completely forgot the turning so I thought i'll pick it up at the next newsagents.

Walked in.. got my paper headed to counter.. and could see nobody there. After a few seconds this sexy MILF of a lady appeared from the room which was linked to the shop. Oh my giddy goat..

My cock shot up.. wearing a low cut top.. massive boobs this is all i could look at.. she said "40p please ".. i gave her the cash and stood there for 5 seconds looking at her breasts.. she didnt have any bra on as i could see the shape of her nipples. I could see her cleavage and the outline of the boobs. Fuck me she was a tease i thought as i exited the shop.

So everyday this week ive been going in to the same shop to get paper. Now i think its time i take it to the next level and give her a cheeky comment to try and get her interested...

Im going on monday and will post an update of what happens

Any suggestions on what to say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice tits love?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol.. too original

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

say I have seen enough of your tits,i need to see your pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"say I have seen enough of your tits,i need to see your pussy"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

haha i might try an in direct approach - will give an update tomorrow night

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By *dinburghsueTV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

Do you still get wank mags in little shops? Could try asking if they can special order one. Maybie of woman like her

That could be an ice breaker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol good idea pal.. may try it.. although when i get in front of her id just melt ha.. think if i get a hard on i want her to notice it ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask for milf mag or buy weekend an midweek sport an porn mag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally agree...I used to love buying mags from newsagents where there was a female behind the counter...I used to take my time looking across the top shelf...knowing full well the female would be looking at me trying to make my choice...and knowing full well what I was using the mag for...

If i was you i would look for any kinda readers wives or milf mag....if you somehow can't find the mag then ask for her help in finding it....and/or could she order a couple of mags for you....I'm sure the subject of what you like will come up...

Please let us all know how you go on...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The above is an excellent idea .. and i will definitely do tjat in the next newsagents i go to.

Update for current one: went in on monday, adrenaline oumoing as i opened the door.. noone ar counter and then she came out after a minute whilst i was getting m paper.. again i could see no bra and she had huge boobs which i could clearly see through her top.

40p she said.. i said thwre you go love and slowly give her the money.. and then i said

Looking sexy as usual darling.. she blushed and was lost for words as she wasnt expecting it and a huge smile on her face.. she replied with awww thank you .. and making a few more aww sounds.. i then asked so you married..even though knowing she wasnt due to no ring.. she replied no ive got someone tho.. and then i said.. well i wanted your number.. i coild see her blushing and then she replied but ive fot someone hunny..

After that i didnt try to objection handle and said ok love have a nice day and off i went..

Will be going in today. . And im gonna ask her directly if she would like to recieve one if my massages..and then compliment her boobs..

If this doesnt work out ill move on to another one ! Lol will keep you updated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant wait to hear how u go on...

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By *rodigalMan
over a year ago

sunderland

Interesting hope u get those toys out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking forward to reading more

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Update: went in today but another customer was there behind me.. so couldnt really say much but she grinned at me cheekily.. hopefully i get to say summat naughty to her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like it keep it up and just ask her lol

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By *aulnorthumberlandMan
over a year ago

Blyth

just say issac newton was telling porkys then ,when she says parden just nod at her chesticles and say about gravity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would definitely go the route of top shelf milf mags .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went in a nesspaper shop an bought whole load of papers 3 sport 2 sun mail star an express she did ask if i had a fetish lol i just looked at her

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By *traight forwardMan
over a year ago

doncaster

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By *ceman619Man
over a year ago

Sunderland

Sounding good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any further developments...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds great fun

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By *alldarkhandsomedaveMan
over a year ago

Derby

Great read! Just keep in friendly would be my advice

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By *urreyloverMan
over a year ago

Guildford

If you pardon the pun, any news?

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By *iscomanMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Awaiting headlines.hope that it will be good news

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By *andeCouple
over a year ago

Bognor area

ha this has made me giggle as I work early morning in newsagents - cheeky but flirty is my advice - forget the top shelf comments - we hear them ALL day long - be original

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

UPDATE : went in again earlier this week but it seems to be getting busier.. anyway she now recognises me everytime im in their.. and i get a cheeky smile..

Sh3 acted very normal but i think its coz there was customers there... if only i could get my head between them massive boobs of hers..

Sorry to disappoint but i think i might move on to the next newsagent/shop. I get a feeling she may not want a pirce of this tiger ..

Any thoughts whether i should pursue or move on?

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By *rodigalMan
over a year ago

sunderland

Tell her she's gorgeous and ask if she's single ?mmmm

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By *urreyloverMan
over a year ago

Guildford

Nothing ventured nothing gained.

If you don't ask, you don't get.

Perhaps If she ever has a red bra blouse or jumper, say that you see she looks great in red tops and she'd look great on page 3 of one too. Or if the opportunity presents itself ask if she'd like to see your broad sheets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crack a line test her humour ?

Like... God you have a fan club of customers....

See her response it could be.....

Says you!!! Or you jealous lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What paper shop is it you go to

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By *icebloke..but filthyMan
over a year ago

Nth. London

Christ, you're gonna get nicked lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing ventured nothing gained.

If you don't ask, you don't get.

love it witty banter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like this please keep us updated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She may be flattered at the attention but I don't think any woman gets turned on by crass and vulgar comments. Might help to get a woman's perspective on this rather than all of these creepy sounding men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Softly softly, catchy monkey!!

Stick with it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

UPDATE : From her facial reactions this is something i know she was flattered about but not the type who would take things forward..

I have however moved onto the next one .. boom! More details to follow!

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By *tehereMan
over a year ago

manchester

u not fucked this tart yet yr slow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"u not fucked this tart yet yr slow "
you think ur better go for it

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Nice boobs , would you mind if i stroked them ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Totally agree...I used to love buying mags from newsagents where there was a female behind the counter...I used to take my time looking across the top shelf...knowing full well the female would be looking at me trying to make my choice...and knowing full well what I was using the mag for...

Please let us all know how you go on...

used to love going in a shop near me and buying asian babes off the sexy asian lady there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please let us all know how you go on...

used to love going in a shop near me and buying asian babes off the sexy asian lady there

Yeah, might not be the way to go. Lot of women working in shops know what you're doing and unless they already like you, they just find it kinda weird and creepy.

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By *ekcusMan
over a year ago

Glasgow south and centre

Like the thread keep it going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She may be flattered at the attention but I don't think any woman gets turned on by crass and vulgar comments. Might help to get a woman's perspective on this rather than all of these creepy sounding men."

this!!

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