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"that would be so nice im a plumber" anyone needing a quote in Gwynedd message me | |||
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"That leaves me fucked I'm a bin man " Lol collect their green waste and what ever else needs collecting | |||
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"Awesome we are moving house soon, nice to know there are so many handy men out there" Pity I don't live closer, im sure you'd get my quote down , lol x | |||
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"I'm a joiner have fucked a few of my customers very horny one actually paid me a weeks wages just so I could go to her house every morning at 9 till 5 to fuck all day " What's her address lol | |||
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"Hey your not far up the road from us, I need a light bulb changing " Now you tell us, I've just finished writing an EICR (Electrical Installation Condition Report) between Telford and shrewsbury, I could have stopped by | |||
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"Fantasy of mine is to get to a job to quote for electrical work (as im an electricisn). The client then to put her hand on my cock making it instantly hard and ask for a price as her breasts are against my body. I reply with a quote, then she unzips my trousers saying how much? I revise my quote as her hand finds its way into my trousers and beyond my boxers feeling my cock in the flesh. She then tells me she has no underwear on and need to revise my quote before her hubby comes downstairs! I revise my quote as she lobs my cock out and starts sucking it as her hubby comes down stairs......" Kate would love to have fun with the workman but its bad enough trying to get them to finish or do a good job without distracting them with sex! D | |||
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"Lol actually im looking for a bricky to build a shed. But local guy and genuine. " Shame so far away would have done it for you | |||
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"Plumber needed here Although I often create leaks! " pity you are so far away im good at plugging leaks | |||
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"Hey your not far up the road from us, I need a light bulb changing " shame u don't need a quote on your roof | |||
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"Fantasy of mine is to get to a job to quote for electrical work (as im an electricisn). The client then to put her hand on my cock making it instantly hard and ask for a price as her breasts are against my body. I reply with a quote, then she unzips my trousers saying how much? I revise my quote as her hand finds its way into my trousers and beyond my boxers feeling my cock in the flesh. She then tells me she has no underwear on and need to revise my quote before her hubby comes downstairs! I revise my quote as she lobs my cock out and starts sucking it as her hubby comes down stairs......" How much was the total discount? | |||
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"I'm a chippy if anyone needs one of them " Fish and chips peas twice then. | |||
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"Hey your not far up the road from us, I need a light bulb changing shame u don't need a quote on your roof " Did you say roof?? Need a roof doing in Liverpool please ; | |||
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"Why are plumbers so hard to find " im not hard to find just to far away from you pity | |||
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"I'm a Water Engineer and last year was working on the design of a new Wastewater treatment plant for a couple who had just moved into their new home. The lady was 7 months pregnant and her husband has gone back to his job on an oil platform. One afternoon I popped in to check something and found her gardening in a bikini top and cut off shorts, she was so hot. We got chatting and she revealed that she was missing her hubby as she was constantly horny. Needless to say I told her I could help out and she negotiated a discount and for the next few weeks I visited her." You need to tell this story | |||
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"Being a wedding photographer, I'd love to be asked by the bride to do some sexy shots for her impending husband during make-up and prep shoot, then get that knowing glance that she would like something else to fill her in the hour before her official "union".... " Our wedding photographer stayed to shoot our consummation and took selfies of the threesome that followed :D I do need an electrician now though... Xx | |||
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" Our wedding photographer stayed to shoot our consummation and took selfies of the threesome that followed :D I do need an electrician now though... Xx " This could get interesting | |||
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"In need of a plumber " im a plumber | |||
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"Being a wedding photographer, I'd love to be asked by the bride to do some sexy shots for her impending husband during make-up and prep shoot, then get that knowing glance that she would like something else to fill her in the hour before her official "union".... Our wedding photographer stayed to shoot our consummation and took selfies of the threesome that followed :D I do need an electrician now though... Xx " it just so happens that I am an electrician, what you nee doing? | |||
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"As a First Aid/Medical instructor I overheard one of the students talking to her friend. She looked over at me (I was the test examiner) and said to her friend "if I give him a BJ do you think I'll pass?" My colleague looked at me and said "best offer I got was a packet of biscuits!" lol" you didn't say if she needed any help passing | |||
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"Electrical/ mechanical ?" Electrical I can do to some extent. Mechanical?? No way | |||
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"Electrical/ mechanical ?" Electrical I can do to some extent. Mechanical?? No way | |||
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"How about setting up leisure battery on campervan? " Haven't done that but will give it a try thou that ass will be a distraction if you keep getting it on my way | |||
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"And I'm a vehicle technician/mechanic so I could come round to do some work on your car and see how you want to pay" Shame you're so far away! | |||
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"I need an electrician" I'm an electrician and not to far away | |||
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"I'd love a workman to come here while I was dressed up and ready to flirt. I had a new front door fitted not long ago and although the guy who fitted it wasn't my type I found myself in my room with the door open and using my vibe...shame he couldn't hear it tho as he decided at that point to use his drill lol, anyway I came and loved it " | |||
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"I like the naked chef idea! That would go down great at a hoise orgy party or even small orgy " I did do a swingers bbq one time | |||
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"I'd love a workman to come here while I was dressed up and ready to flirt. I had a new front door fitted not long ago and although the guy who fitted it wasn't my type I found myself in my room with the door open and using my vibe...shame he couldn't hear it tho as he decided at that point to use his drill lol, anyway I came and loved it " | |||
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"I like the naked chef idea! That would go down great at a hoise orgy party or even small orgy I did do a swingers bbq one time" ?? | |||
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"We need a patio/decking area doing. Mrs will be dressed sexily and will do anything if we get it for free!!! Lol??" . Pity not do decking but if your car ever needs sorting lol xxxxxx | |||
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"I always like to give something extra to builders/leckys/deliveries/ etc ..:P Islington :P x emma" . Mechanic hear let me know if you want your car fixed | |||
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"Electrical/ mechanical ?" mechanic hear im sure we could strike a deal | |||
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