FabSwingers.com forum: Best and Worst Chat up lines ???

By *ingandride69 OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

Come on guys post away !!!

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By *anejohnkent6263Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

fancy a fuck ..... no......mind lying down whilst i have one then ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a plaster? Because I cut my knee when I fell for you

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By *anejohnkent6263Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

did it hurt ? ,,,,,,,when u fell from heaven.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you from out of space.....because that ass is out of this world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I smell your pussy ? No ,well it must be your feet then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice legs......what time do they open!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"did it hurt ? ,,,,,,,when u fell from heaven."

Did it hurt?.......(they think the "fell from heaven line is coming!)..........when you got hit in the face with the bag of spanners.!

Or .....when you had the sex change operation!

Both jokes of course! Dont use them for real! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you fancy a game of army I will lay there and you can blow the fock out of me

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By *a35ukMan
over a year ago

Hailsham

Is there any Irish in you.......do you want some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hung like a tic tac. Wanna freshen your breath?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is %insert _merge_field% - remember that 'cos you gonna be screaming it later hun.

(Wretching noise, heads for nearest exit.....)

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By *obby9incherMan
over a year ago

pattaya Thailand till end jan

you look like my second wife !! i,v only been maried once, usually makes em laugh

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By *inky cornishMan
over a year ago

Tavistock

A lady said to me.

Did you know when you cut a snails eyes off they grow back, wanna find out with me ??.

Was a bit strange but it broke the ice and we are food fwb now

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

This ones more of a put down ;

When a man tries to chat me up at work and he's one of those twaty ones ( you know which type I mean ladies ) I'll say loud enough for his friends can hear ' are you trying to chat me up well I wouldn't bother if I was you ' wait for a reply normally with something corny to which my reply is ' I've already got one twat in my knickers thanks '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hia love do you mix concrete

her reply "no why"

Because your making me hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you believe in love at first sight! Or shall I walk past again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you believe in love at first sight! Or shall I walk past again."

Dear, God save me! Now I know why I am on here - to avoid this shite!

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By *onestjohn1962Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

You don't sweat much for a fat lass !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just go into chat rooms and look at all the single guys sickly crawling messages to the ladies its enough to make you vomit!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?!

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By *erts_darlings1Couple
over a year ago

watford

Out of ten, I would definitely give you one!

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By *jeibm2012Man
over a year ago

manchester nr piccadilly

You know, you've got a face like a spanner…

(then before she can slap you)

…every time I look at it I feel my nuts tighten

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By *erts_darlings1Couple
over a year ago

watford

You do know that someone, somewhere is writing all these down?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/09/14 21:08:50]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Andy Sagittarius half man half beast, how would you like to see the souls of your feet in my wing mirrors.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know, you've got a face like a spanner…

(then before she can slap you)

…every time I look at it I feel my nuts tighten

Haha my fav so far!

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By *hinaManMan
over a year ago

Twickenham

Do you have pet insurance? Because I am going to destroy your pussy.

Do you have house insurance? Because I am also going to smash your back doors in.

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By *jeibm2012Man
over a year ago

manchester nr piccadilly

"You know, you've got a face like a spanner…

(then before she can slap you)

…every time I look at it I feel my nuts tighten

Haha my fav so far!"

I've never dared use it!

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By *ingandride69 OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

Your so cute , you remind me of my little pinky toe ! Because you and i both know that later i will be banging you on my furniture!!!

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By *inkyminky69Man
over a year ago

Glasgow-ish

As long as I have a face, you will have place to sit.

I'm not that big but, I can fill a pram!

(Pointing to face) this face is leaving in two minutes.

Be on it

I got a million of them lol

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By *SweetVioletxWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Reading this thread reinforces the fact i am safer being happily single x

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By *inkyminky69Man
over a year ago

Glasgow-ish

"Reading this thread reinforces the fact i am safer being happily single x"

But it's funny though.

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By *SweetVioletxWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Reading this thread reinforces the fact i am safer being happily single x

But it's funny though.

Some are great but wouldn't want to be on the receiving end x

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By *inkyminky69Man
over a year ago

Glasgow-ish

"Reading this thread reinforces the fact i am safer being happily single x

But it's funny though.

Some are great but wouldn't want to be on the receiving end x"

I wouldn't want to be the one using them either........ Anymore haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm hung like a tic tac. Wanna freshen your breath?

That made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were a flower I'd pick you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just go into chat rooms and look at all the single guys sickly crawling messages to the ladies its enough to make you vomit!!!!"

This is so true this is why i ignore them and refuse private pm

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By *AFBODMan
over a year ago

Woodhall Spa

Heard this in a bar once..."ladies the older I get, the better I was".

Worked for him, broke the ice and he walked out with a new friend.

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By *kicandoMan
over a year ago

rochdale

I used the line wow your sucking on a lemon

( Because i could smell lemons ) it. Worked lol

For real

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