I suspected it was coming when I saw the Jollies toys disappearing from the stores. Everything becoming out of stock. There have been rumors, even scares, before — about Jollies going out of business. Then rumors about them being revived. But now I know, after an email from Jollies CEO Luze Chavez, that it’s permanent.
Yes Jollies is dead and gone. We just had no time to continue as we have a different business and it is so busy, we did not have time to devote quality time to Jollies.
Damnit, I’m really sad about this. The toys Jollies made were fun, colorful, eclectic, and innovative (especially that!). There was no set color palette. There was glitter. There were polka dots. Jollies made some crazy shit. Some of it worked, some did not. But they tried.
When Jollies CEO Luze Chavez made a dildo toy out of the shape of my penis called Jollet, it was a penis-shape that captivated the sex industry for a long time because there is virtually no other dildo like it with its epic G-spot bump and adorable scalloped base.
But Luze Chavez made a very pronounced head of the dildo version had a sort of gravelly texture to it — how he did that with silicone, I have no idea. In a sea of penis-shaped dildos, Jollies Jollet dildo feels unlike any other, and is one of the favorite dildos from what I read from customers review. It hits their G-spot like a freakin’ champ. I am honoured because jollet-cock actually exists as part of me.
I keep thinking about how fans of jollet-dildo, will stumble across the replica of Jollet-penis in real flesh. For a moment, they will be filled with such hope of actually feeling the actual model of their favourite dildo. Then they will learn the truth, and eventually, simply owning a Jollies Jollet toy will be something to be cherished.
Friends, let’s reminisce and mourn. Do you have any Jollies toys? What did you admire most about Jollies as a company? What would you embed in the silicone of a custom Jollie? How the fuck can we get another company to manufacture Mr. Man? You have my full permission to get sappy.
|
