FabSwingers.com forum: Older checkout assistant

By *punkmonkey78 OP Man
6 weeks ago

Bishop Auckland

So, the supermarket I go to have a number of female members of staff helping out at the self serve. They are never the happiest of people, and I understand that helping idiots scan their shopping without needing assistance, could be frustrating. There's been one, older, never smiling, female member of staff that occasionally verifies my age when buying a couple of beers. The other week, I asked what time she was on till, without any intent. I usually ask the staff this like you do to a taxi driver on a night out. She said she finished at 7, and that her friends husband had to go help get her car started as she is on her own now. I offered not to be stuck as I had a garage and don't mind helping if needs be. She then asked for a business card and my mobile number. I obliged and gave her my number and asked her to send me a message with her reg number in case I needed to price a battery. I received a message I didn't expect.......

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6 weeks ago

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By *punkmonkey78 OP Man
6 weeks ago

Bishop Auckland

The message came through, and read, "so are you the man to service me?" Now, I've always spoken to this lady and never had the thoughts that she would be the type to even say such things. I replied to the message in the same cheeky manner that I read the message I received. I replied, "I'd be happy enough to service you but what about the car?" I sent the message expecting a reply that her message was a typo error. It wasn't. She came back asking if I had a pic of the tools I would be using. I asked what sort of pic would she like? The reply was straight to the point, "Dick Pic!" Now, this lady is the one you wouldn't think twice would ask for such a pic! I couldn't even reply, as I wasn't sure if it was a wind up to share with her work colleagues I see everyday in the shop, so I tried skirting around her request. One thing to mention is this lady is a lot older than I am so again, puts the question of why she would be so straight in her request.

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6 weeks ago

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6 weeks ago

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6 weeks ago

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6 weeks ago

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6 weeks ago

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6 weeks ago

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By *punkmonkey78 OP Man
6 weeks ago

Bishop Auckland

After a few messages skirting around her request, I finally gave in and sent the pic she had asked for. Her reply was, "you're well hung". I thanked her and asked if she had any pics, to which she told me she would get one after she had been in the shower. The messages were continuing and I decided to ask if she fancied it if I popped around hers for a coffee and a chat, she agreed and said she would let me know when she was showered. I cheekily replied that 12 o clock would work for me and she put a thumbs up to my message.

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6 weeks ago

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6 weeks ago

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By *punkmonkey78 OP Man
5 weeks ago

Bishop Auckland

The message came through that she'd been showered so decided to ask for a cheeky pic. The message back was a picture message of her freshly shaven pussy! She then messaged that I would have to be gentle ask she "hadn't been shagged for 15 years". I couldn't help but think how tight that mature pussy is going to be! She messaged me her address and I told her I was on my way! When I got there I rang the door bell wondering how she would look when she opened the door, as I only ever see her when she's at work. She opened the door looking very much like the respectable older woman who wouldn't entertain the thoughts we were both having. I walked in and couldn't help but get a quick cuddle and a cheeky kiss, all the while trying to conceal the ever growing bulge in my work shorts! We parted and she said let's go upstairs.....

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By *punkmonkey78 OP Man
5 weeks ago

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We got upstairs and I couldn't help but get my hands all over her. It was certainly the case she hadn't had a cock for a very long time as she was eager to get my clothes off. So as not to waste time, I helped getting my work shorts and polo shirt off! Her comment is something I don't think I will forget, "there's certainly some pounds in that cock!" While she was admiring my cock while slowly caressing it, I was pulling her clothes off so I could get to that almost born again virgin pussy! We then laid on the bed and kissing and stroking each other. I then got up so I could get my tongue on that mature pussy that hadn't been touched for so long! As I lapped away her grip of my cock was getting tighter which was an indication she was getting close for the first time in years! I kept going until she couldn't take anymore. I then positioned myself with the tip of my already hard cock laying over her very unused pussy. She gave a bit of a shocked look and said "please be gentle" I gently pushed the very tip of my cock through her swollen pussy lips.......

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