I went back into the living room expecting to see the pair of them locked between a double dildo and was quite disappointed to see them just chatting. Karen spoke first and said guess what? I asked her what time it was, she looked confused and said about half one. Ok, so you’ve had a call from a few folk and they’re coming up after the club closes? She looked at my wife and said, no, but it’s not a bad idea. Guess again. Ok, you’ve finally admitted to someone you’re not a natural blonde. She laughed and called me an arsehole, she said no, I’ve squirted. I congratulated her and offered them the shots. We knocked them back and she asked where’s Mick? I kinda laughed and said erm he’s away upstairs to erm get changed.
My wife looked at Karen, then at me and said as in get changed kinda get changed? I laughed and said yeah as in that kind of get changed.
Karen looked at my wife and said I told you he’d end up doing it, she then looked at me and said I’m not sure who’s going to enjoy this more. Before I could say anything there was a knock on the living room door and a girly voice said hello, I’ve heard theres a fuck party happening here, would you mind if I joined you.
I closed my eyes and thought I’m really not ready for this, mick in underwear is not something I want to see, it’s going to be too fucking weird, phone a taxi, get out, get out now before you burst out laughing.
I was straight back in the room when I heard my wife say oooft, we have the same hair. Karen then said oh hello Michaela, what brings you here tonight. I really wasn’t expecting to see you, but you’ve turned up just at the right time, we’re having a bit of a party and I think you might enjoy it. I opened my eyes and said oooft to myself.
Never in a million years would I have looked at who was standing in front of me and guessed it was my mate mick. Long black hair just like my wife, black satin basque, black knickers, matching suspenders, sheer stockings and heels.
My brain started telling me, don’t get a boner, don’t get a boner, it’s Mick, it’s yer mate Mick, don’t look at them, don’t get excited, don’t do it, don’t say anything, don’t say anything, be cool, be cool, don’t say Jesus Christ Mike..ela, hello I’m pleased to meet you. Too late, it was out my mouth. He looked amazing and mind block mode was instantly activated. It’s just a random tranny, it’s just a random tranny, it’s mick, it’s mick. Fuck it, what happens now either stays here and is never spoken about again or we do it again. |
