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By *-Have-The-Key OP Man
4 days ago

Milton Keynes

I have no idea what it is about it but it’s proved to be a source of fun.

I’ve posted my stories on here before about sales that I’ve gone to collect that’s developed further.

I thought I’d see if anyone else has met up to conclude a sale and managed extras or what about someone selling that has invited the buyer in etc.

I’ll add a new more recent sale that has led to more.

I was looking at updating my house and searched for certain items I was looking. I knew I’d be just as successful at purchasing on FB market than brand new at a shop.

Well I found a fairly local (40min drive) seller.

As always diligent check of the sellers profile helps me determine if they are fake or not. This sellers profile didn’t disappoint as the account was years old, had a list of sold items and her profile pic showed her face. Her profile pic showed her, wearing shades sat at the beach in her bikini.

Slightly odd choice of pic but def wasn’t complaining.

I messaged asking if I could collect this week and when would be the best time.

Instantly received a message asking if I could collect tonight as needing all items sold asap.

It was already 8pm. By the time I’d get there it be past 9. Was that still ok?

“Yes not a problem I’ll be in all evening” was her response.

I got showered, cleared the kit out of my car and headed to the address given which didn’t include a house number but she said it be the house with the huge white van out front.

When I arrived there was only a few houses in an cul de sac. In front of one house was a large white removal van with the rear open.

With a slight blur of speed out strode the recognisable face and body of the seller scurrying out of her house with an arm full of stuff loading the van.

By the time I got parked up and walked over. The seller had already returned inside the house, re loaded and carried more items to the van. As she loaded them onto the rear of the van I make my presence known.

Evening. It’s me from FB market here to buy the household items.

“Oh hi. Just 1 sec.”

Of course.

“Sorry all a bit hectic at the moment.”

No no it’s all good. Are you sure you wanted me to buy tonight.

“Oh yes. Let me stick these in here and I’ll show you where they are!”

I couldn’t help but watch as she lifted herself into the back of the van and packed the items like Tetris.

As she approached the ledge of the van doors I offered my helping hand for her descent.

“Why thank you.”

As she took my hand we looked directly at each other with proper acknowledgement.

She jumped down in her gym tight leggings and jacket landing softly in her white trainers.

Are you packing this all alone? Do you need a hand?

“Yeah I am. I’m moving into my new house tomorrow. Hence the request for you to come tonight. Sorry it’s all a bit of a rush last minute ordeal as the sale went through.”

No worries I understand. So your selling things you’re not going to need at your new address?

“Yeah exactly.”

Well that’s a good reason to sell as any. Thank you.

I’ll give you a hand or you’ll be knackered the pace your going.

We walk into her house. There are boxes and random items strewn about the place.

“Sorry for the mess”

Mess? It looks so well organised.

“Well it’s not. Half these boxes are fresh air as I’ve lobbed stuff in rather than packing them properly”

I look and all the boxes are labelled up numerically.

Have you marked these up in order of how they should be loaded.

“Ummmm maybe” a coy smile across her face as she watches for my reaction.

Wow. Brilliant. Ok if it’s that’s simple do you want to jump in the van and I’ll grab and pass the boxes up to you for you to do your master Tetris skills on.

She smiled at the Tetris reference and said that would be such a massive help and she’d be very grateful.

It was dry night. So we first got all the boxes out onto the drive. She jumped in the van. We got the boxes in within an hour I think I’m not sure exactly. It was fun with plenty of banter and jokes between us.

We walked back into the very spacious clear house. Just a few items left for me to look at and a few others to load into the van in the morning.

It’s well past ten at this point and with the moving of boxes am obviously hot, shattered to be honest, it had already been a long day at work.

“Here grab a seeeeeaaaat. Ummmm Thank you so much for that. I thought I was going be loading that van till the early hours of the morning. Drink?”

Ah yes please. Glass of water if that’s ok.

“Of course”

In front of me, a glass of water is placed as I lean against the worktop in her kitchen. Her house really is bare. No seating in the kitchen. A few cutlery with a bowl for her breakfast along with the two last glasses.

The lounge still has its large sofa as that is staying accordingly but downstairs is bare.

As she leans on the worktop nest to me I see her eyes surveying the bare house.

Are you ok?

“Yeah. Just it’s odd. All the things that made this place home have gone, just memories are left.”

I take it you’d been here a while?

“I suppose it’s not that long really it’s only been 6 years. But I remember working so hard to get this place and making it my first home”

So this is your first move?

“Yeah. I mean moves from parents to Uni and then into places with flatmates but yeah the first home of my own with a huge van full of stuff”

You don’t have to answer obviously but where are you moving to?

“Oh I’m moving to this village called 283£4£4&”

No you’re not. Thats not even 5 mins down the road from me.

“Shut up. Is it really?”

Yes lol. Do you need a hand unpacking the van.

“Oh I couldn’t ask you to do that.”

I’m offering. You’re not asking. Its not like I’d even have to drive there it’s a walk lol

“Well damn. That’s a massive relief thank you”

To be continued . . . . .

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By *kpiercedCouple
4 days ago

walsall

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By *njoylife202525Man
4 days ago

Paisley

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By *ylonloonMan
4 days ago

North West

Sounds good🔥❤️🔥

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By *lderWiserNowMan
4 days ago

Kettrin

Promising

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By *ig daddy 1969Man
4 days ago

manchester

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By *ormladMan
4 days ago

Glasgow/ Kilmarnock

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By *iscreetsexnowMan
4 days ago

Burnley

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By *ntman83Man
4 days ago

Walsall

Good start

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By *oppy12Man
4 days ago

Swindon

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By *xmcdTV/TS
4 days ago

Wrexham

Solid start

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By *ertiebasset500Couple
4 days ago

south east

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By *ddy9961Man
4 days ago

Shropshire

Promising start

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4 days ago

mullingar

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By *reddy96Man
4 days ago

scunthorpe

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By *fweonlymeettwiceMan
4 days ago

Madrid

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By *riskyfunsterMan
4 days ago

Nantwich

Great story so far

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4 days ago

Dundee

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By *lan1chunkyMan
4 days ago

Prestwich

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By *otonfoxMan
4 days ago

Southampton

Great start

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By *ohn_1983Man
4 days ago

South of Norwich

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By *acktinyMan
4 days ago

bridgnorth

Can’t wait for next instalment

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By *anky677Man
4 days ago

dover

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By *heeky trucker100Man
4 days ago

barnsley

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By *obby999Man
4 days ago

Bristol

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By *anteddeadoraliveMan
4 days ago

st helens

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4 days ago

Flitwick

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By *iggers51Man
4 days ago

tamworth

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By *eloveitsosexyCouple
4 days ago

Poole

Allways browsing FB MARKETPLACE.

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By *ayarMan
4 days ago

Wirral

Looking forward to more

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By *evon_Guy2022Man
4 days ago

visiting

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4 days ago

monaghan

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3 days ago

NOTTINGHAM

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By *rego69Man
3 days ago

Chelmsford

Nice start.

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3 days ago

Ely

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3 days ago

Washington

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By *hef2475Couple
3 days ago

Blackpool

OK... good start

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3 days ago

Kingsbridge

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3 days ago

Cheltenham

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3 days ago

Leamington Spa

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3 days ago

poole

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3 days ago

nr rowde

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3 days ago

Fcuksville

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By *orkieBar1000Man
3 days ago

York

Good start.

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3 days ago

London

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3 days ago

haydock

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3 days ago

Machynlleth

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3 days ago

manchester

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3 days ago

Atherstone

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By *ayandellenCouple
2 days ago

Newport, South Wales.

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By *an79Man
2 days ago

Nottingham

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2 days ago

Haverhill

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2 days ago

limerick tipp border

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2 days ago

renfrewshireish

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By *cottie76Man
2 days ago

Wallingford

Are you still unloading the van, or just still packing her box for her?😜

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2 days ago

aylesbury

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By *-Have-The-Key OP Man
2 days ago

Milton Keynes

I look at the last remaining items left downstairs.

“Whatever you want is yours by the way”

I give her a very obvious look.

She smiles back at me.

“I meant those. For your help you can just have them. I’ll even help you load them in your car!”

“Well that sounds like an amazing deal to me. I cant take them for free. How about I help welcome you into your new home with dinner and drinks after we have unloaded the van?”

“Ok lovely. Its late. Let’s get your car loaded.”

The last bits go in the van before we grab the stuff to load in my car.

I cant help but stare as those gym legging clad cheeks are bent over loading a box into the back seat of my car.

Needless to say I was too obvious and not only does she catch me looking but wiggles her ass at me.

“Right. Well that’s the van loaded and your car loaded. All that’s left is what I need tonight and in the morning before I leave.”

“What else have you got to do tonight?”

The smile across her face is electric.

“You! Go get in the shower. It’s upstairs, bathrooms on the right.”

Of course I’m smiling as I walk backwards away from her and head into the house.

I grab the two glasses from the kitchen. Topping up the drinks and taking them upstairs to the bathroom with me.

Upstairs all the doors are open. I can see completely empty rooms. Just the one bed left. Completely dressed in bedding and cushions. If it wasn’t for the lack of other furniture and the empty wardrobes you’d think the room was normal. I placed the drinks on the one remaining bed side table. Her phone and watch on charge already. The book looks interesting. “Bound to an enemy”. It looks like it’s probably romantic/naughty.

I dropped my clothes on the floor other side of the bed. I’d prefer her not seeing a mess of clothes in this big empty space.

I walk to the bathroom and step into the shower. The bathroom looks great and I am very thankful for a proper high pressure shower. I rinse off the sweat and soften my tension. Just stood leaning forward against the wall letting the water cascade over my shoulders and back.

“Ahhh, are you feeling it from moving all those boxes for me!”

“I guess so. Not something I do often enough I guess”

“Well how about I give you a hand”

She climbs in behind me and presses her hands into my back and shoulders.

“Hmmm. That feels very good”

I stay leant on my arms. It really is a great shower. Large and open. Walk in style. No doors. Just this big pane of glass keeping the rain of water over me.

Her hands feel great but other ideas are on my mind.

I turn around to see her stood naked with me in the shower. She’s still dry. I step back and pull her closer. Pulling her under the shower.

As the water cascaded over her stunning body. The light shon on her flawless skin. The gym leggings may not have hidden much of her figure. The jacket was def hiding her stunning breasts. I don’t know their size but def filled my hands.

. . . . . . .

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By *ylonloonMan
2 days ago

North West

🔥❤️🔥

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2 days ago

scunthorpe

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By *ertiebasset500Couple
2 days ago

south east

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By *allye77Man
2 days ago

Leicestershire

Part two is just perfect.

That shower scene you describe certain hits home, very specifically ..

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By *rego69Man
1 day ago

Chelmsford

I like it.

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1 day ago

South of Norwich

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1 day ago

Blackpool

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1 day ago

Jarrow

🥵

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1 day ago

Darlington

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1 day ago

nr rowde

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1 day ago

tranent

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1 day ago

my town

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1 day ago

Nottingham

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1 day ago

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1 day ago

York

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1 day ago

Willerby

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1 day ago

visiting

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By *ensual and PrimalMan
1 day ago

Near Narberth

Love it

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By *oodguy22Man
1 day ago

Larkhall

Brilliant, looking forward to more.

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1 day ago

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1 day ago

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1 day ago

Paignton

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By *8warrenMan
1 day ago

Loving this and can’t wait for more

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By *indaCharmingDubMan
1 day ago

South Dublin

🍿🍿

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1 day ago

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1 day ago

all over the uk

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1 day ago

hull

Hot

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1 day ago

Prestwich

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1 day ago

Northumberland

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17 hours ago

NOTTINGHAM

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17 hours ago

Kings Heath and Estepona

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16 hours ago

heysham

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16 hours ago

Durham

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By *sprey6Man
9 hours ago

Here!

Very good writing mate

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9 hours ago

langley

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By *ucksguy2000Man
5 hours ago

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Very good

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