I used to have a neighbour who was a small time criminal, full time wide boy. He had a wife and a string of girlfriends, all overlapping. It would regularly kick off, lots of screaming and shouting, plenty of gossip to keep the street amused.
One Monday lunchtime I was "working from home" following a heavy weekend away and my hangover nap was interupted by the sound of her pounding the door and shouting for him. This was during a period where he was seprated from his wife and living the girl she caught him cheating with who we'll call Kerry. Kerry was early 20s, about 20 years younger than both my neighbour and me, blobed with a fantastic chest, very pretty, very sweet and always friendly. She had been noticably absent all weekend, while my neighbour had received visits from both his wife and another girl I'd seen come and go over the years. He kept funny hours so he was often in during the week, but I had seen him get picked up by a mate earlier in the day. Wanting to know more, I decided it was a good time to empty the kitchen bin, so I grabbed it and headed outside. When I got out to my bin I smiled at her sympathetically and told her he went out with a mate a couple of hours previously. She told me she'd found out "the bastard" was still shagging his wife (no apparent sense of irony) and had stormed back to her parents, forgetting her key. I acted shocked at his cheating as I definitely hadn't seen multiple women coming and going or once heard him fucking in his hot tub when she was away. As she was upset I invtited her in for a cup of tea to wait for a bit. We chatted about what had happened, I asked her if she was sure. She'd been told by a friend about it and checked his phone where she found photos and vidoes of him having sex with his wife. Bit hard to get out of that one. I asked what she was planning to do, which I assumed was get her stuff and go back to parents, but no her plan was win back this charming fella. Never doubt the attraction of a flash car and plenty of dubiously acquired cash. How was she going to do this? Jealusy porn.
I've come across this a few times. A friend of mine once sent me a wonderful array of photos she had taken of herself naked and pleasuring herself with the handle of a hair brush, asking for advice on which to send to a guy to make him jealous and win him back. I've never know this to work, I don't think women realise men receiving this pics don't think "I'll get back with her" they think "that's one for the wank bank."
I made a very half hearted attempt to convince he it wasn't a good idea while inwardly imagining what those photos would look like. Despite my efforts and apparently those of all her friends who thought she should ditch him, she wanted to go ahead.
"Well if you need a photographer" I joked. "Would you?" She aaked. Being two decades older than her and thinking this plan was likely to fail I politely declined.
Fuck off did I! Ten minutes later she was lying on my sofa in her white lacey underwear while I was trying to stand so my trouser tent wasn't too obvious, taking photos on my phone ("the camera's better on my one"). I was trying to be good but I did let out a "fucking hell" as the bra came off. She laughed. She was soon naked and after a few more shots on the sofa I suggested the shower where I was hoping the water in her eyes would mean she wouldn't notice my out of control boner as she posed and played with her tits and pussy. She got out and flicked through the photos while wrapped in a towel. She was pretty happy with them, but something was missing when she compared them to the phones she saw on his phone. The difference suddenly dawned on her and she looked at me hopefully. Oh go on then! The towel came off ad she got down on her knees. I photographed every step as he unzipped my jeans, pulled them and my boxers down and wrapped her fingers round my cock. She looke dup into the camera as she stroked it then took it in her mouth, pulling it out to run her tongue slowly around the head. Happy with the shots we got of that (I could have happy taken a few more) she lay on the bed with her legs apart. I rubber my cock up and down her pussy and on the clit before pushing just the head in. I got a few photos of that, taking my time to enjoy it before taking a short video of me thrusting to get some good footage of her fantastic tits boucing. Then I flipped her over and got more teasing photos of me entering and video of her getting fucked. I balance my camera on a chair to get some good side on footage, making sure my head would be cut off. I could feel I was getting close to cumming so I asked her where she wanted me to finish. She said he like giving facials and she got back on her knees and started sucking and stroking me. I'm more of a on the boobs and arse man but I wasn't about to argue!
It didn't take long before I was spunking all over her trying to keep my camera hand steady and my moans down. I took a few pictures of her sticky face for good measure and let her clean herself up. I sent her the photos and promised to delete them off my phone. The photos didn't work, my neighbour was with his wife for another 6 months or so before she finally left him for another criminal type when he fucked her best friend.
Next time I saw Kerry was in Tesco where she thanked me for my help as if I'd changed a tyre for her. |
