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By *addy4funAndFrolics OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Manchester

I’d been buzzing about this two-week caravan holiday in Wales for weeks. Me and the lads had big plans—cheap pints, late nights, and hopefully plenty of filthy fun if even half the stories from that guy at work were true. I sorted the whole thing, paid the deposit, booked the pitch. Then, right at the last minute, both of them bailed. Some bullshit excuse about work and family. Deposit was non-refundable. I stared at the confirmation email for about ten seconds before I muttered, “Fuck it. I’m going anyway.”

When I rolled up, the site looked decent—clean, freshly mown grass, sea air hitting you as soon as you opened the car door. But it didn’t take long to clock the crowd. Mostly older couples. Grey hair, sensible walking shoes, the lot. A few in their forties still had that married-with-kids vibe. I was twenty-three and suddenly feeling like the youngest person for miles. I told myself it didn’t matter. There’s always someone up for it on these sites, right? Girls on a hen weekend, bored wives looking for trouble, that sort of thing. I just had to wait.

First night I hit the clubhouse. Pints were dirt cheap, everyone was chatty and friendly enough, but every single person seemed paired off—wives, husbands, long-term partners. No single women, no giggling groups, nothing. I drank four pints, played some pool, then went back to the caravan feeling quietly pissed off.

Next morning I needed a shower. The block was one of those open ones—no curtains, just rows of shower heads and tiled walls. I stripped off, stepped under the hot spray, and started soaping up. Truth was, I was fucking raging horny. I’d spent the whole drive up imagining I’d already have fucked a couple of slags by now. You hear all these stories—caravan parks full of easy pussy, cheating wives, filthy one-night stands. Instead I was surrounded by people old enough to be my parents.

I closed my eyes, let the water pound my head, and slid my soapy hand down to my cock. It was already half-hard just from frustration. I started stroking, nice and slow, picturing some curvy forty-something MILF walking in and dropping to her knees.

Then I heard footsteps.

I opened my eyes.

Opposite cubicle, maybe ten feet away, stood this guy. Fifties, salt-and-pepper hair, solid build. He was openly staring at my cock while slowly wanking his own. Thick, veiny thing in his fist. Our eyes locked. He didn’t look away. Just gave this slow nod like he was appraising livestock.

“You’re packing some great equipment there, lad,” he said, voice low and calm.

I’d never looked at a bloke that way in my life. Never even thought about it. But the way he was staring—proper admiring, like my hard cock was a fucking prize—sent a jolt straight through me. My dick twitched hard in my hand. He saw it. Smiled wider.

I went to turn away, rinse off quick and get out. He spoke again.

“You can’t walk out of here like that. You’ll give some poor woman a heart attack swinging that beast around.”

He nodded at my cock again—now fully rock-hard and throbbing.

“Would you like some help with it before you go?”

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By *ust want fun 888Man
9 weeks ago

nearby

Next instalment, please

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9 weeks ago

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9 weeks ago

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9 weeks ago

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By *addy4funAndFrolics OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Manchester

I didn’t answer. Couldn’t. My mouth was dry. Heart was hammering.

He took that as yes.

Next thing I knew he was standing right in front of me, water running down both of us. He dropped to his knees on the wet tiles, wrapped his hand around the base of my shaft and just… looked at it. Like he was studying a rare painting.

“Christ,” he murmured. “I haven’t had one this big in years. If the rest of the site finds out about you, lad, you’re going to be a very popular boy.”

Then he opened his mouth and took me in.

Slow at first. Lips tight around the head, tongue swirling. Then deeper. Sucking properly. Moaning around my cock like he was the one getting off. His free hand was working his own dick fast. Wet slaps echoing off the tiles.

I managed a weak, “What if someone walks in… catches us?”

He pulled off just long enough to grin up at me, spit and water shining on his chin.

“They can wait their fucking turn. I got here first.”

Then he went back down, harder, faster. One hand cupping my balls, rolling them gently. The other wanking himself. I could feel the pressure building stupidly quick. Too quick. I tried to warn him but the words came out as a groan.

I exploded.

Thick ropes of cum blasting straight down his throat. He didn’t flinch. Just swallowed hard, kept sucking, milking every last drop out of me while his own hand blurred on his cock. I felt him shudder a second later—he was cumming too, painting the tiles between my feet.

When he finally pulled off, he licked his lips, looked up at me with this satisfied little smirk.

“I’ll have that again,” he said. “Anytime you want to give it, just ask. I’m usually in the clubhouse evenings.”

I couldn’t speak. I just turned, rinsed the soap off fast, grabbed my towel and practically ran out of there. His voice followed me.

“See you later, big lad.”

Back in the caravan I locked the door, sat on the edge of the bed, still dripping wet. My head was spinning. Shame burned in my chest—I’d just let some random older bloke suck me off in a public shower. I’d never done anything like that. Never even thought about it.

But my cock was already twitching again.

I wrapped my hand around it, still slippery from the shower gel, and started stroking. Slow. Reliving every second. The way he looked at it. The way he moaned. The way he swallowed every fucking drop like he was starving for it.

I came again in under a minute, harder than the first time, cum splattering across my stomach while I pictured his mouth wrapped around me.

And the worst part?

I knew I’d be back in that clubhouse tonight.

Looking for him.

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By *lowryderMan
9 weeks ago

Stafford

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By *hor66Man
9 weeks ago

Clacton-on-Sea

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By *asonmason51Man
9 weeks ago

sunderland

Clubhousevtime??

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By *layaway300Man
8 weeks ago

all over the uk

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8 weeks ago

dartmouth

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8 weeks ago

Northampton

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By *ucksguy2000Man
8 weeks ago

aylesbury

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By *ina_blackTV/TS
8 weeks ago

newcastle

Omg so hot.

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By *ina_blackTV/TS
8 weeks ago

newcastle

Omg so hot.

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By *es_wrentMan
8 weeks ago

Hatfield

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By *ag165Man
8 weeks ago

Greenock

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By *untooMan
8 weeks ago

manchester

Good story

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8 weeks ago

Kettrin

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8 weeks ago

barnsley

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8 weeks ago

Machynlleth

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8 weeks ago

cambridge

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8 weeks ago

Bristol

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8 weeks ago

tranent

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By *impson63guyCouple
8 weeks ago

pontefract

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By *un24.7Man
8 weeks ago

South Devon

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8 weeks ago

malton

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By *addy4funAndFrolics OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Manchester

That evening I wandered back to the clubhouse, still half-convinced I wouldn’t actually show up. But my feet took me there anyway. The place was busier than the night before—same cheap pints, same low hum of chatter and laughter—but my head was somewhere else. I nursed a couple of lagers at a corner table, trying to look casual while my cock kept twitching every time I remembered the shower.

Then the door opened and there he was.

Same salt-and-pepper hair, same easy confidence. He went straight to the bar, ordered a pint, took a long pull, then scanned the room. Our eyes met. He raised his glass in a little salute and started walking over. My stomach flipped.

He stopped at my table. “Mind if I join you?”

I let out a nervous chuckle. “Since when do you wait for permission to do what you want to do?”

He laughed—deep, genuine—and slid into the seat opposite. “Fair point. Name’s Dave, by the way. Properly, this time.”

I told him mine. We clinked glasses. Small talk for maybe thirty seconds before I couldn’t hold it in any longer.

“So… about this morning,” I said, keeping my voice low. “In the shower.”

He leaned in a fraction. “Did you not like it?”

I swallowed. “I didn’t say that.”

A slow grin spread across his face. “Then what’s the problem?”

“How the fuck did you know I’d be up for it? I’ve never… I mean, I’ve never even looked at a bloke that way.”

He took another mouthful of beer, set the glass down carefully. “This place? It’s got a reputation. Been coming here twenty years with the missus and the same group of couples. Everyone knows what’s what. There’s five shower blocks on site. One’s men-only with curtains—proper privacy if that’s what you want. One’s men-only with no curtains. That’s for lads who don’t mind—or want—an audience. Or company.” He paused, eyes locked on mine. “Women have the same setup. And then there’s the mixed one. Only open Friday through Sunday. Men, women, trannies, the lot. Some of the trannies are proper fem—could fool anyone. Others… well, they’re just blokes in knickers and heels, and they’re still up for it. Place has rules, but the rules are mostly ‘don’t be a cunt about it’.”

I stared at him, pint halfway to my mouth, brain scrambling to catch up.

He downed the rest of his drink in three big gulps and wiped his mouth with the back of his hand. “My wife’ll be here in about ten minutes. She’ll want to meet you.”

I blinked. “What d’you mean?”

“Don’t you want me to suck you off again?”

The words hit like a slap. I went quiet. Cock instantly thickening in my jeans. After a beat I gave the smallest nod.

Dave stood up, casual as anything. “I’m going for a piss. Leave it a couple minutes, then follow me. I’ll be in one of the end cubicles—look for my shoes under the door. Let yourself in, drop your trousers, and relax. I’ll take care of the rest.”

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By *ucksguy2000Man
8 weeks ago

aylesbury

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8 weeks ago

scunthorpe

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By *cfc1965Man
8 weeks ago

horsham

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By *seme4Man
8 weeks ago

craigavon

Please continue

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By *espect11Man
8 weeks ago

Scotland

Well written

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By *uiceyfruit99Man
8 weeks ago

malton

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8 weeks ago

dartmouth

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8 weeks ago

Aberdeen

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8 weeks ago

Kettrin

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8 weeks ago

cambridge

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By *ina_blackTV/TS
8 weeks ago

newcastle

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By *hemarcus2376Man
8 weeks ago

gorseinon

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By *ream userMan
8 weeks ago

Bristol

Where is this caravan park ???

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By *orkshire MaleMan
8 weeks ago

York

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8 weeks ago

Haverhill

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8 weeks ago

mullingar

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8 weeks ago

Bristol

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8 weeks ago

Rhyl

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By *rJJ28Man
8 weeks ago

Newport

What campsite is this?

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By *till HandyMan
8 weeks ago

Redruth

Mmmmm my kind of campsite !

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By *exymarvelMan
8 weeks ago

cardiff

Campsite name?

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By *cotty909Man
8 weeks ago

tranent

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By *ine and WineMan
8 weeks ago

Greater Cov

Hot

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By *ordermanreturnsMan
8 weeks ago

Llangollen


"Where is this caravan park ???"

Believe it may be the Paradise camp site, bookings made through proprietor a Josh Fiddler..

Prefers cash payments.

Though getting in touch with him can be a bit of carry on.

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By *ordermanreturnsMan
8 weeks ago

Llangollen

Ps

Gripping story by the way especially as located in north wales

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By *teve1867Man
8 weeks ago

wirral

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By *heeky trucker100Man
8 weeks ago

barnsley

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By *andyandmickCouple
8 weeks ago

Chilwell

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By *udepaulMan
8 weeks ago

sheffield

like it

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8 weeks ago

London

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By *ark_sentinelCouple
8 weeks ago

Andover

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By *ave_1001Man
8 weeks ago

Paisley

Really hope this Carrys On. Great so far.

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By *jamesipMan
8 weeks ago

yorkshire

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8 weeks ago

Hatfield

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By *nchorMan
8 weeks ago

PSL

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By *icouple2013Couple
8 weeks ago

Winchester

So your straight but you meet TVs and got an account on fab guys too?

I really don’t understand why people are so ashamed to admit there bisexual 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

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By *arfield131Man
8 weeks ago

midlands

Hot

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8 weeks ago

limerick

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By *yrwolfxxxMan
8 weeks ago

City centre

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8 weeks ago

horsham

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By *igblueyamMan
8 weeks ago

Dundalk

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By *onbobMan
8 weeks ago

Kettering

Interesting

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By *agnar1980Man
8 weeks ago

Poole

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By *avem30Man
8 weeks ago

barnsley

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By *uvs2snogMan
8 weeks ago

Now living in Spain

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By *exymarvelMan
8 weeks ago

cardiff

Embrace ur bi side

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8 weeks ago

aberdeen

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8 weeks ago

Bournemouth

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8 weeks ago

Hampshire

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By *icebigchopperMan
8 weeks ago

Hampshire

I would love to go to this camp site

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By *addy4funAndFrolics OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Manchester

As much as I love the enthusiasm for the story, guys, I hate having to say this because it’s like telling kids that Santa isn’t real but this story is purely fiction. I don’t know of any campsite like this, so I can’t tell you where to find the reviews. Inboxing me to ask for pics of Dave and Mrs. or whether they’re on here or fabguys, while hilarious, is also a waste of time.

But if any naughty campers out there know of such a place, please feel free to let me know!

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By *addy4funAndFrolics OP   Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester

He started walking. I watched his back disappear toward the gents.

My heart was slamming against my ribs. I finished my pint in one go, waited what felt like forever but was probably ninety seconds, then got up and followed.

The toilets were down a short corridor. Quiet. I pushed the door open. Three cubicles. One door closed. Pair of brown loafers visible under the gap.

I stepped inside, locked it behind me. Dave was already sitting on the closed lid, trousers around his ankles, stroking himself slowly. He looked up at me with that same hungry smile.

“Told you,” he said softly. “Drop ‘em.”

I fumbled with my belt, shoved my jeans and boxers down to my knees. My cock sprang free already leaking at the tip. He wrapped his hand around it, gave one slow tug, then leaned forward and took me straight into his warm, wet mouth.

Fuck.

Deeper this time. No teasing. Just hungry suction. One hand on my arse, pulling me closer so I bottomed out against the back of his throat. I braced my hands on the partition walls, trying not to groan too loud. He moaned around my shaft, vibrations shooting straight to my balls.

I didn’t last. Couldn’t. Maybe two minutes of that filthy, sloppy sucking and I was unloading thick spurts pumping down his throat while he swallowed greedily, milking me dry with his lips and tongue.

When he finally pulled off, he licked me clean, gave the head a soft kiss, then looked up.

“Better?”

I could only nod, breathless.

He stood, pulled his trousers up. “Right. Back out there. When you meet the missus, don’t say a fucking word about this. She’s a bit… particular. Takes some charming to get her in the mood. Just be nice, buy her a drink, make her laugh. She’ll decide if she likes you or not.”

He unlocked the door, checked the coast was clear, then slipped out.

I waited another minute, tucked myself away, splashed water on my face, then walked back into the bar on shaky legs.

Dave was already at the bar with a woman mid forties, curvy, dark hair pulled back, sharp eyes and a smile that could cut glass. She turned as I approached.

“There he is,” Dave said, clapping me on the shoulder like we’d known each other years. “This is the lad I was telling you about.”

She looked me up and down slow, deliberate then held out her hand.

“Helen,” she said. “And you are?”

I told her my name. Shook her hand. Felt her fingers linger just a second longer than necessary.

She smiled wider. “Buy me a gin and tonic and maybe I’ll let you sit with us.”

I laughed nervous, but real—and went to the bar.

My cock was already stirring again.

This holiday was about to get a lot fucking weirder.

And a lot better.

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By *adeforitTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Town

Love this!

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By *ucksguy2000Man
7 weeks ago

aylesbury

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By *un Flirty and DirtyMan
7 weeks ago

Shardlow

That will a pound........ each.

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By *ld Stella HeelsTV/TS
7 weeks ago

ross on wye

Does he fuck you I wonder?

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By *riskyfunsterMan
7 weeks ago

Nantwich

Great story loving it

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By *usie pTV/TS
7 weeks ago

taunton

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By *oth0712Man
7 weeks ago

cambridge

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By *addy4funAndFrolics OP   Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester


"Does he fuck you I wonder?"

No if there's any fucking to be had then it's me doing it

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By *un guy 2020Man
7 weeks ago

near you

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By *cotty010Man
7 weeks ago

visiting

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7 weeks ago

Selby

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7 weeks ago

Poole

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7 weeks ago

South Devon

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7 weeks ago

glasgow

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By *aughtywifeyWoman
7 weeks ago

close

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By *ii12vwMan
7 weeks ago

Haverhill

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By *sprey6Man
7 weeks ago

Here!

Love it!

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By *ark_sentinelCouple
7 weeks ago

Andover

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By *mithy13Man
7 weeks ago

stoke

Great story so far

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By *ordladMan
7 weeks ago

wrexham

Loving it

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7 weeks ago

Blackburn

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7 weeks ago

limerick

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7 weeks ago

barnsley

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By *nchorMan
7 weeks ago

PSL

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By *ormladMan
7 weeks ago

Glasgow/ Kilmarnock

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By *orbiddendelightsMan
7 weeks ago

ck

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By *obby999Man
7 weeks ago

Bristol

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By *hecucknslutCouple
7 weeks ago

Doncaster

We would love to find a place like that to visit in our camper van

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By *D123Man
7 weeks ago

Kings Heath and Estepona

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By *ardnreddyMan
7 weeks ago

LIVINGSTON

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7 weeks ago

Glasgow

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By *ricovMan
7 weeks ago

Coventry

Need more.

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7 weeks ago

Hatfield

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By *laric-PrimalMan
7 weeks ago

central Scotland - working all over

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By *riskyfunsterMan
7 weeks ago

Nantwich

Hope there is another instalment soon

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By *oung and hard XXXMan
7 weeks ago

Derry

Unreal so far continue

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By *elbyfuntimesMan
7 weeks ago

Selby

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By *ros62Man
7 weeks ago

Standish

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By *ongjonsliver555Man
7 weeks ago

London

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By *am bruceMan
7 weeks ago

northern town

belting read, often had a crafty wank in a camp showerblock myself

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By *reddy96Man
7 weeks ago

scunthorpe

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7 weeks ago

Heckmondwike

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By *addy4funAndFrolics OP   Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester

I bought Helen that gin and tonic, handed it over with a polite smile, and settled back into the seat. She was stunning for forty eight curvy in all the right places, dark hair framing a face that knew exactly how good she looked. Probably used to blokes tripping over themselves the second she walked into a room. Especially here, where the average age was pushing sixty and the youngest other guy looked like he could be my dad.

She crossed her legs, letting her skirt ride up just enough, and leaned forward a bit so her tits pushed together in that low cut top. Classic move. I kept my eyes on her face, answered her questions about where I was from, what I did for work small talk, nothing flirty. No compliments on how fit she looked, no lingering stares at her cleavage. Just friendly, neutral chat.

It was winding her up. I could see it. Her smile got tighter, her laugh a little forced. After a couple of minutes she tugged the neckline of her top down an inch or two, flashing more smooth skin and the edge of a black lace bra. I pretended not to notice. Took a slow sip of my pint instead.

Dave was watching the whole thing with this amused glint in his eye, like he knew exactly what game she was playing and why I wasn’t biting.

Eventually I stood up, stretched, and clapped Dave on the shoulder. “Mate, you’ve got a beautiful wife. Proper lucky.”

Helen’s eyes flicked up sharp, waiting for the follow up the begging, the “can I buy you another?” or “fancy a walk later?”—but it never came.

Dave raised an eyebrow. “Where you off to? You sticking around later?”

“Nah,” I said, casual. “Gonna grab a game of pool, then head back to the caravan. Hopefully there’ll be some proper talent in tomorrow night.”

Helen’s face changed—just a flash, but I caught it. Lips pressing thin, eyes narrowing. She didn’t like being dismissed. Didn’t like the idea that I wasn’t desperate for her attention when every other bloke in the place probably would’ve been.

“Nice meeting you, Helen,” I added, giving her a quick nod.

She didn’t reply. Just stared, glass halfway to her mouth, like she couldn’t quite process that I was walking away.

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7 weeks ago

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7 weeks ago

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7 weeks ago

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7 weeks ago

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7 weeks ago

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7 weeks ago

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7 weeks ago

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7 weeks ago

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7 weeks ago

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Still walking ?

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By *addy4funAndFrolics OP   Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester

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By *addy4funAndFrolics OP   Man
7 weeks ago

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"Still walking ?"

It's a big clubhouse

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By *addy4funAndFrolics OP   Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester

I turned and headed to the pool table in the corner. A couple of older lads were finishing a frame, so I racked up and waited my turn, chalking my cue and scanning the room. Dave and Helen were still at the table; she was talking low and fast to him, gesturing with her free hand. He just grinned and shrugged.

That’s when this stocky bloke with a grey beard and a Welsh rugby shirt wandered over. “You waiting for a game, lad?”

“Yeah, mate.”

He stuck his hand out. “Lenny. This is the missus, Jen.”

Jen was shorter, blonde, late forties maybe, with a wicked little smile and laugh lines that said she didn’t take life too seriously. She looked me up and down not subtle then giggled. “If you’re on your own, luv, you can always come sit with us old folk. We don’t bite… much.”

She winked. Lenny chuckled and slapped me on the back. “She’s harmless. Mostly.”

I laughed first proper one of the night. “Cheers. Might take you up on that. Beats drinking alone.”

Jen leaned in, voice dropping playfully. “We’ve got a caravan two rows back. Fire pit out front most nights. Bring a bottle if you fancy. Or don’t. We’ve usually got plenty.”

Lenny nodded toward the table. “Your break, kid.”

I bent over, lined up the cue, and smashed the pack. Balls scattered everywhere. Solid in the corner pocket.

Jen clapped. “Not bad. You any good at other games?”

I straightened up, met her eyes, and smirked. “Depends who’s playing.”

She laughed again low, throaty and Lenny just shook his head like he’d heard it all before.

Across the room I could feel Helen watching. I didn’t look back.

Pool finished quick I won both frames against Lenny, who took it like a gent and bought the next round anyway. Jen kept the chat going, teasing, flirting just enough to keep it fun without crossing lines in front of her husband. Or maybe she didn’t care. Either way, it was easy. No games, no power plays. Just three people having a laugh.

When I finally called it a night and headed for the door, I caught Helen’s eye one last time. She was alone at the table now Dave must’ve nipped to the bar. She looked… annoyed. Hungry, maybe. Like she’d miscalculated.

I gave her the smallest nod nothing more and stepped out into the cool night air.

My cock was half hard just from the thought of what might happen tomorrow. Jen’s giggle still in my ears. Dave’s promise from the toilet cubicle. Helen’s tits pushed up like an offer I’d just refused.

This place was filthy.

And I was only just getting started.

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7 weeks ago

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7 weeks ago

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7 weeks ago

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6 weeks ago

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By *addy4funAndFrolics OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Manchester

When I got back to my caravan I sprawled on the couch, still buzzing from the night, cock half hard under my shorts just thinking about what tomorrow might bring. Then came a knock on the door, before I could even sit up properly, the door swung open and there they were: Lenny and Jen, both with big grins

“Thought we’d bring the party to you, luv” Jen purred, stepping inside first. She was wearing a thin summer dress that clung to every lush curve, no bra, nipples already stiff against the fabric. Lenny followed, closing the door behind him with a soft click that felt louder than it should.

Jen dropped onto the couch right beside me, thigh pressing warm against mine. Lenny took the chair opposite, legs spread wide, already smiling that easy, knowing smile. Without a word, Jen’s hand slid onto my thigh—slow, deliberate—fingers tracing higher until they brushed the thick ridge of my cock straining against the cotton. She gave a little hum of approval, stroking the length of me through the fabric, feeling how hard I’d gotten just from her touch.

“God, you’re proper ready, aren’t you?” she murmured, voice all honey and filth. Her other hand cupped my jaw, turning my face to hers. She kissed me deep, hungry tongue, tasting faintly of gin and mischief. I groaned into her mouth as her fingers finally slipped under my waistband, wrapping around my shaft. She tugged my shorts down just enough to free me, cool air hitting hot skin, then started stroking slow, firm pulls that made my hips twitch.

Then I felt it: another set of hands, pulling my shorts down the rest of the way, then a warm, wet mouth closed over the head of my cock—slow, deliberate suction, tongue swirling under the ridge. I broke the kiss and looked down.

Lenny.

On his knees between my legs, lips stretched around me, cheeks hollowing as he took me deeper. His beard scratched lightly against my balls while he sucked, steady and greedy, like he’d been waiting all day for this exact taste.

Jen laughed softly against my neck. “Hope you don’t mind, sweetheart. He’s good as gold at home, but work stresses him out something awful. On holiday, though?” She nipped my earlobe. “I let him guzzle all the cock and cum he wants. While I can fuck as many guys as I like, I even let a group of rugby players run a train on me here a few years back, could barely walk the next day but it was the best night ever and Len got to clean up their mess, it was heaven for us both, wasn't it hun?" She asked, he just nodded and mumbled "ummm" but it's only while we're here, at home we act like the average man and wife pretty vanilla some would say"

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By *osters46Man
6 weeks ago

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6 weeks ago

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6 weeks ago

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