FabSwingers.com forum: Living with Auntie Joan...and Bronwynne PT 21

By *oobaa OP Man
16 weeks ago

Sth Tyne

I went into the other room and all the people who were to be sitting on the top table were lined up.

Captain Robertson saw me and waved me over.

" Her car has just arrived" he started

"I will introduce you to her and then can you stand at the door to let the other people through into the hall"He continued

" Lord Charles and lady Louise will be last in the line and once they are in their seats can you make the announcement that HRH is here"

"I wasnt told about this Captain" I said " what do I say"?

"Oh you`ll be fine, A bit about the charity and then about the patron being here than introduce her" " You ll be fine son,Your a natural at this "

" I ll tap on the door twice with my stick for you to begin""is that clear"? "I think so" I said very nervously

"Right here she is come on and We`ll introduce you"

I stood next to the Captain as she came over. she had a quick chat with him then he turned to me.

" may I introduce you to Marshal Ma`am" He does most things behind the scenes here"

" Good evening Marshal" she said

I bowed my head," Good evening your Royal Highness, Its a pleasure to meet you Ma`am"...I think I got it right.

" so are you in charge of the auction"? she asked.

" Yes Ma`am" I replied

" well I hope you make lots of money tonight" she said

"Thank you Ma`am" and she moved onto the next person.

I went and stood at the door.

One by one the people came and I showed them to the top table.

Lord Charles and Lady Louise arrived and it was time for me to introduce HRH.

I looked at B and AJ and they both gave me the thumbs up.

B made a bit of an obscene gesture that I hoped she would carry out later but truth is it relaxed me a little bit.

The two knocks on the door came and it was my stage.

"Ladies and Gentlemen" I started.

" As we all know, we are here for a very worthy cause tonight. I would like to thank Lord Charles and Lady Louise for providing this wonderful room to stage this very important event" There was a round of applause.

" Just before we get started, I would like to introduce you to someone who is very important to this charity" " she has dropped in tonight just to encourage us all to spend our money tonight very unwisely" Quite a bit of laughter.

" So Ladies and Gentlemen may I present, the Patron of this marvellous charity, Her Royal Highness, Princess Anne".

I stepped back and held my arm towards the door....Absolute silence.

She came into the room and a very loud applause started.

" I dont think they believed you there Marshal" She laughed

" I thought I `d done something wrong" I laughed.

" Absolutely fine " she said.

She started her speech and I relaxed a bit.

B was staring at me and mouthed the words " Youre doing fine"

HRH finished her speech and I started the applause.

I walked through to the other room with her and was met by Captain Robertson and the two members of her staff that had arrived with her.

" Sorry I have to dash" she said to me " Ive another engagement at Holyrood tonight"

" Thank you for everything,I hope you have an enjoyable evening" and she shook my hand.

"Thank you very much for dropping in Ma`am" I said." Its been a pleasure to meet you.

And that was her on her way.

Captain Robertson remained.

" can I buy you a dram Saar" he asked.

" I think I could do with one" I replied.

WE were met at the bar By B who had two drams ready for us. She gave me a huge hug. " You were bloody brilliant " she said.

"Captain Robertson, may I present my Partner"

They shook hands " its an honour to meet you Bronwynne" He said

"How do you know my name" She asked.

" we know everything Ma`am" He replied.

He shook my hand.

" You were great son" he said.

"I ll be in touch about you all coming down to Holyrood one day" he added.

With the he stood to attention and Saluted, turned and marched out.

What an absolute Gentleman.

I enjoyed my dram

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16 weeks ago

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By *oobaa OP Man
16 weeks ago

Sth Tyne

I was drained and welcomed the chance to sit down at the table and have a drink and something to eat.

AJ and Luigi were waiting for me. Aj gave me a cuddle" You were fantastic" she said

" what is she like"? " what did she say to you"?

Luigi stepped in" Hey give him some space" he said to AJ

" Oh I am sorry" she said stepping away " we`re all so proud of you".

People were passing the table and slapping me on the back." Good show old boy" and " Jolly well done there"

B had a massive smile on her face.

"you were brilliant" she said again holding my hands

Lord Charles arrived at the table with a dram for me. " Compliments off Captain Robertson old boy" He handed me the glass.

" a job well done" he added

" Thank you Charles, it was my privilege".

The meal was served but I was too chewed up to enjoy it and I left most of it.

B suggested we have 5 minutes outside to try to calm down which was a great idea.

It was really cold so I gave B my Jacket and we just stood at the door.

We went back in, hand in hand and I could see a few of the guests looking at us as we went back to the table..

Then it was time for the Auction.

By the grace of God, Archie who was the usual Auctioneer declared himself fit and arrived bang on time.

Archie was very brash, but a great man.

" If you can just hold the items up and show folk" He said. " If they want a closer look they can fucking well walk up here and have a closer look". "Thats fine Archie" I was laughing

It went really quick despite the amount of items that had been donated.

I won a Chanel perfume set for B. You got 3 different scents and some creams. it was her favourite so I had to have it and she bought me a lovely crystal decanter with two matching whisky glasses.

THere were some high bids going in and it would be interesting to see how much was raised.

Once the auction was finished, the tables were moved to the edge of the room and a disco started.

B pulled me onto the dance floor and we danced close with her arms around my neck and my arms around her waist. we just stared into each others eyes. She was beautiful.

" I could stay like this forever " she said.

WE kissed, properly, in front of everyone.

B pulled away. she looked around the room to see if anyone was looking.

" I dont know what came over me there " she said looking sheepish.

" Me almost" I laughed.

She hit me on the arm.. " Come on lets get a drink" she said taking me by the hand.

WE sat for a quiet drink together in the cocktail bar when I remembered I`d promised the 2 cleaning staff a drink in the staff bar.

" OOh come on " I said " lets go to the staff bar so I can buy a couple of lifesavers a drink"

The two ladies were sitting on a couch. They probably thought I`d forgotten.

WE ordered them drinks and sat with them for 10/25 mins just chatting.

Thyt told me that they had stocked the fridge up and had put food in as well.

I got them another drink and thanked them and we bid them good night.

We were expected back at the function.

They both told B that she looked beautiful.

We headed along the corridor and B stopped. " Right you,come with me" she said.

"Where are we going" Iasked

" to our room" she said " the party will go on for hours" she added " But I cant wait any longer" " remember...I am Naked under this dress" She reminded me.

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By *oobaa OP Man
16 weeks ago

Sth Tyne

I was dragged into the room and she kicked the door shut as we kissed.

I took one of her shoulder straps off but she stopped me.

" I `ll take this off in the bathroom" She said " Get your kilt off" she ordered

I stripped as quickly as I could just chucking everything in a heap.

She came out of the bathroom wearing a towel and her red heels.

She looked amazing. WE kissed again and she pushed me towards the chairs at the window.

" time for your reward" she said taking the towel off and letting it drop on the floor.

She pushed me into the chair.

" I wanted to do this when you were on the stage" she said kissing me on the neck

" That would be my Knighthood out the window" I said. She burst into laughter but kept kissing me down my body until she was on her knees in front of me.

She took me in her mouth softly,slowly.

" Youve been a very good boy" She whispered, and continued.

I told her she had me close and she increased her speed but kept it just as soft.

I could feel my seed rising and warned her it was on its way. She just kept going. I could hold back no longer and let it go. She kept going softly as I shot everything in her mouth and she swallowed it all and still kept going, making sure there was nothing left.

I was utterly exhausted.

She let me go soft then climbed onto the chair as well and we cuddled.

" Come on, lets get dressed and head back down" " I think we could both do with a drink....as usual B was right.

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By *oobaa OP Man
16 weeks ago

Sth Tyne

WE dressed and headed back to the function room.

She still looked amazing in her dress and on the way downstairs I picked a red Carnation out of a flower display and placed it on her ear sweeping her hair to one side.

She looked angelic.

WE had a nice cocktail and continued dancing.

I whispered in her ear " Only fair i give you your reward later"

" And why am I getting a reward"? she asked.

" because you look so amazing" I was so happy. I was loving this whole weekend.

" silly" she said but kissed me anyway.

The music stopped and Lord Charles and Archie were on the stage.

They signalled for me to join them.

We had only raised over £50,000 for the charity!!!

The place went mad when Lord Charles announced it.

I joined B and AJ at a table

AJ told me that Lord Charles was having to go to London Tomorrow for a couple of days and we`d been asked to stay on here to keep Lady Louise company.

AJ Told us that they were staying and we should as well.

Sunday night was Ceilidh night in the hotel and Lady Louise always liked to host.

WE both looked at each other with huge smiles on our faces.

" I ll need another dress" B whispered.

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16 weeks ago

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How’s the staff 😉

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By *oobaa OP Man
16 weeks ago

Sth Tyne

We decided that the night had come to its end for us.

WE said our "Goodnights" to everyone and headed up to our suite

It had been a long and draining day but totally worth it.

I was still up a height as I was taking my kilt off and hanging everything up.

B was in bed, the quilt pulled up over her breasts, but she still had her scarf loosely around her neck and the flower still in her hair.

" shall we have one last drink"? she asked.

I got two whiskys and joined her.

We lay facing each other.She looked tired as she took the flower out and her scarf off. We finished our drinks and kissed before falling asleep.

We`d missed breakfast, we almost missed lunch. It was just before 12 when I woke.

Someone was knocking on the door.

It was AJ

"Are you two doing anything for lunch"? she asked

B answered " well I want a tartan dress for tonight so we were going to head into the Royal mile and see if we can get something" " we might get some lunch while we`re out" she added.." why dont you come with us and you get one as well"

" Do you not mind"? AJ asked but before we could answer she had taken control and started planning the whole trip

" Meet me downstairs in an hour" she said and left us.

WE were howling with laughter

B told me to come back to bed for 5 mins and then we would get ready.

I took my robe off and got in to bed. She turned her back on me "give me a nice tight cuddle" she said softly

How could I refuse.

One arm was around her waist and the other was around her shoulders

"Aww that is lovely" she said. she moved a little bit and then let out a massive fart..And I mean massive. It was loud enough to guide ships. I actually felt it on my balls.." For Gods sake woman" I shouted trying to get away, but she had a hold of my hands and there was no escape.

The trouble was, the more she laughed the more farting there was, and she was laughing a lot.

When I told her that I thought I was going blind she laughed so much she fell out off the bed. She still had a hold of my arm and pulled me out and ontop of her.

we kissed, but she couldnt stop laughing

" Do you still love me" she screeched with laughter

" No I fucking dont" " and further more I am taking you to the fucking Zoo where you belong"

It was too much and she pushed me off..." Going to P myself" and she ran into the bathroom.

Forty minutes later you would not have believed it was the same woman.

We had showered

She had her Levis on with black boots. A lovely thick jumper and black leather jacket. Her hair as usual was immaculate.

WE got into the reception area and AJ was there..so was Lady Louise and Lady Veronica. "We`re coming as well" Lady Veronica said.

Then Mac arrived

"Are we ready" he said and showed us out to the Rolls.

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Fantastic story. I usually give up when stories get too long but not this one. Can't wait for the next installment.

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By *oobaa OP Man
16 weeks ago

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" Oh Good " I said sarcastically

" Actually, why dont you Ladies go and have a nice afternoon and I could go and get some lunch"

" well we need somewhere to hang our bags" Lady Louise said staring at my crotch area.

The ladies all screeched with laughter.

This was going to be an interesting afternoon.

It actually turned out to be hilarious.

Here was me in a Rolls Royce with four Ladies. Two of whom were actual Ladies.One was my Auntie and One was my Partner, who had proved earlier that she was no Lady with her wind problem.

But I was so happy.

The Ladies just made me laugh all the time we were out.

They each bought dresses for the Ceilidh.

B bought a gorgeous all in one dress in the same tartan as my kilt. She also bought me 2 new shirts for the evening.

Lady Louise suggested Afternoon tea at her friends hotel out near the Forth Bridge and we all headed there in the Rolls.

I walked into the room with Lady Louise on one arm and Lady Veronica on the other, and we were greeted by The Owners who I had seen last night at the Gala evening.

WE were shown to a lovely table in the Conservatory. A beautiful Champagne afternoon tea arrived.

B kissed me and asked If I was enjoying myself. " Iam loving it" I kissed her back.

People were obviously wondering who we all were.

It didnt help when Lady Louise was telling the owners, very loudly, about how well I had done with HRH last night.

I had to excuse myself and headed to the toilet.

While in there I was approached by a Gentleman who seemed a little agitated.

" you having a nice day out with your Grannies" he said.. I picked up his speech was a little bit slurred.

I just chose to ignore him.

I finished and was washing my hands.

"Hey!! I asked you a fucking question you posh cunt"he shouted.

" Sir, I can I suggest you calm yourself down" I said very calmly " This is a very nice place dont you think"? I tried to defuse the situation.

" Its great till cunts like you turn up" he spat

" Ok Sir, well I hope you enjoy your afternoon" I left and returned to the table,hoping that would be the end of it.

Unfortunately, it wasnt.

Before I could say anything to the Ladies he came marching up to the table.

I jumped out of my seat and warned him" Sir, do not come any closer" "The Ladies feel threatened by your actions" " I will take the appr....I was stopped in my sentence by my Girlfriend " Fuck off mate" she said and kneed him in the balls.

And that was that dealt with.

He was on his knees.

Security arrived and took him away.

He`d gone a funny colour

Lady Veronica sat very opened mouthed.

Lady louise smiled " shall we have another bottle of Champagne"?...she`d seen my gorgeous Partner deal with similar situations before.

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By *hyguyindevonMan
16 weeks ago

dartmouth

PERFECT answer...

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16 weeks ago

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16 weeks ago

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Perfect way to deal with him!!

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By *oobaa OP Man
16 weeks ago

Sth Tyne

On the way back to the hotel in the Rolls Lady Veronica was still sitting very quietly.." Did you actually do that" she suddenly shouted, looking at B.

" My friends and my partner were being threatened" she said calmly.

Lady Louise joined in, "Oh Veronica darling, you dont want this one in full bitch mode" she said. AJ and myself were laughing.

AJ then told Lady Veronica about the last few days and how B had wiped out our 2 burglars...then showed her the stitches in my head.

We had a real laugh in the Rolls about how well protected I was but the storey was told of how I `d protected B in the bar.

Lady Veronica was just stunned.

" Ive lead a very sheltered life " she said

We just had a great laugh on the journey back to the hotel. Poor Mac was trying his best to concentrate but he was Laughing as well.

We got back to the hotel. Lady Louise stopped us all." Ok Girls, ten minutes to get sorted then back down here for the hairdressers and a glass of fizz"

"OOOH can i come " I said.

" No you fucking cant" Lady Louise said laughing

" You lot are mad" Lady Veronica said with tears of laughter running down her face.

I put my arm around her. "You`re one of us now Lady V" and kissed her on the cheek.

B gave me her bags and kissed me. Then kissed me properly.

" Make yourself the most handsome man for me tonight " she said.

I kissed her again and headed up to our suite.

I opened the door and put the bags on the chair.

" Hello Stud"

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By *hyguyindevonMan
16 weeks ago

dartmouth

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16 weeks ago

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By *mRobstaMan
16 weeks ago

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Cliffhanger time

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By *namoratomanMan
16 weeks ago

Herefordshire

Mmmmmm. Another intriguing situation?

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By *orge71Man
16 weeks ago

Glasgow

The Housekeepers

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By *tephine DommeTV/TS
16 weeks ago

Dublin /Waterford

MORE please

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16 weeks ago

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By *oppy12Man
15 weeks ago

Swindon

Wow

Who is that!!

Brilliant op!!

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By *eter1203Man
15 weeks ago

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Another twist to the story op

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15 weeks ago

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15 weeks ago

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15 weeks ago

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15 weeks ago

Spain

Looking forward to more 👍🔥🔥

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15 weeks ago

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15 weeks ago

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This story just keeps on giving

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15 weeks ago

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By *harlie38Man
15 weeks ago

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Very entertaining read, great job op.

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15 weeks ago

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15 weeks ago

swansea

HRH going to get some?

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By *oobaa OP Man
15 weeks ago

Sth Tyne

"Oh My God" I shouted.

We gave each other a peck on the cheek and a huge cuddle.

She took my hands and stared at me.

" I had no idea you were here" I said and we hugged again.

"Are you staying here" I asked

" does B know you`re here"?

" She phoned me yesterday" She said" are you going to pour me a drink then"

"Oh I am sorry" " shall we start again" I said laughing

" Lady Maria, can I offer you a drink" I said

"Well of course you fucking can" she laughed.

We sat at the table with a Glass of wine.

" She`s told me everything" she said

" Ok, and what do you think" I asked.

" I am over the fucking moon for you both" she shouted.

" I love her more than anything" I said

" we just have such a great time together"

She stopped me

" she loves you as well" " I am so happy for you both

" Iam going to tell you something"

" B and your AJ are my best friends for a reason" She handed me her glass" Pour me another darling" she said

"So, twenty years ago My husband and I owned one of the biggest hotel companies in the UK". "We had places all over the south coast and had bought our first big one in London" " we were huge" She stopped and took my hands.

" The bastard fucked off with a 20year old cleaner and emptied all our accounts"

"I was left with nothing" " I couldnt pay staff, or suppliers, there was no money"

" I had to let all my staff go" she was struggling. I went to give her a hug.

"no no its fine" she said

"After a month I had no staff, no guests, and no fucking money"

" B & J worked out what was happening and they arrived the day after I had told them i was going to have to sell the business".

" Your AJ took over the kitchen and B was head waiter and did the cleaning"

"For six months they paid my bills" she continued

"B cashed in her pension to keep me afloat"

"but we did it" "we got the business working again"

"So darling, that is why I care so much for your Auntie and B"

" they saved my life and my business"

" All my other so called friends turned their backs on me"

I was stunned.

" they wont say anything but they pulled me out of the shit"

I poured another glass.

" The business is now worth around £ 60 million and its thanks to them that its still going"

"I ve never seen B look so happy and its down to you" she said

I stood up and pulled her in close

" thank you Maria" I said...I was choking back the tears.

" So" she continued " I need to speak to B and J at some point in the next couple of days while I am here" " And obviously you need to be involved as well"

"But for now its Ceilidh night and tonight we party" She shouted.

WE had another big big cuddle..I loved her.

There was a knock on the door.

It was a member of staff.

" Lady Maria your room is now ready if you would like to come with me"

" ooh lovely" she said

" will you accompany me"? she asked

" My pleasure your Ladyship"

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15 weeks ago

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15 weeks ago

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Brilliant story

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15 weeks ago

Spain

Excellent looking forward to more 👍🔥🔥

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15 weeks ago

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15 weeks ago

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Yet another lovely twist!

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15 weeks ago

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15 weeks ago

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Brilliant story !

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15 weeks ago

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Another twist is coming I think

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15 weeks ago

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