FabSwingers.com forum: Knocked out by a queef

By *harmingViking OP Man
17 weeks ago

Gateshead

So like im a wider guy down there

And this girl was like i can take it and it be easy

So meet this girl

We get down to it.

She cant ride it she cant do mish

Only way it feel good is doggy

So we were going at it but i was pushing alot of air into her

And she lets out the biggest loudest wettest fanny fart (i used to live in brighton) and it sounded like a fog horn

So i start laughing

Pushing me in deep

She kicks back

I fall off the bed

Hit my head off the bedside table

Woke up in a&e

With 12 medical students around me and found out she stole my wallet