Things took a turn when after a d*unken night out, home at 2am I went online and started talking to the man this story is about.....
His name was Joe, he had seen my green dot so knew I was online and had sent a message across, just the normal hi, what you doing awake at this time. I clicked on his profile, no photos, he was kinda local, divorced with kids, he was 57 at the time.
I entertained his message and replied with, I'm batshit d*unk, danced my arse off and now I'm a sweaty betty sitting on my bed watching shit TV!!
It wasn't long before he replied with a simple, get to bed, have some water, I will message you in the morning when it kicks in!
No idea what he was on about but tbf I listened got my my pjs on and went to sleep.
Living at home I was woken up with noise around 7am, I was having a crazy dream of a sexy guy! So that was annoying, also I was defo hanging!!!
Ping.... I get a message through from my mystery man Joe, "morning, hope you slept well, let's continue our chat from last night, I'm sure it has kicked in now and if not I will make sure it does"
Wtf is he on about, I reply back saying morning, I'm hanging out my arse, bare with me, also what is thr kicking in thing???? |
