FabSwingers.com forum: The Takeaway Delivery

By *quirty80 OP Man
48 weeks ago

Plymouth

**True Story from Saturday Evening**

On the odd occasion I have been asked by a friend to help him and his shop with delivering takeaway food of a weekend, mainly when his usual staff have let him down.

Saturday evening came and I had a message. ‘Pleeeeease, we are stuck as two have called in sick’

Hmmmm, yes ok! Nice weather = beach days and BBQ, not stuck in a hot car delivering food I thought.

I couldn’t that night, well, that’s what I told him anyway. However, come 7pm I had another message saying that they were rammed busy and begged me to help.

By 7:30pm I was stood in the shop awaiting my first deliveries.

Time does literally fly when it’s busy, that I can say, however before I knew it, it was 10pm and my feet hadn’t touched the ground.

As we approached 11, I was ready to leave for home. ‘Would you mind taking two on your way, they aren’t too far from your place and it would be a massive help.’

Well, I was going that way, so sure why not.

The first one was as usual, an elderly guy who’s just struggling to look after himself, so a takeaway is an easy fix.

The second however, well… That was entirely different…

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By *lue boy 123Man
48 weeks ago

poulton

More more more

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By *lan1chunkyMan
48 weeks ago

Prestwich

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By *exbot 1Man
48 weeks ago

Chester le street

Interesting mmmm

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By *ibi22Man
48 weeks ago

here

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By *quirty80 OP Man
48 weeks ago

Plymouth

As I pulled up, I realised that pretty much every light was on in this particular house.

‘Jesus, must be made of money’ I said to myself whilst laughing.

The driveway was occupied by a single car, however there were several parked on the road outside. Not really anything unusual in that, especially considering this is pretty much city centre based.

I walked up the driveway, daft bag in hand.

Pressing the Ring doorbell I could hear several voices, and lots of laughing, followed by a shhhhhh *giggles*

Please hurry up, I thought. I’m shattered, and just wanted to go home for a shower and bed.

The door finally opened, and a guy in his mid 30’s opened it.

‘Sounds like you’re having a good evening.

Have a good one’, swiftly followed by a ‘oh we are doing’ from a female voice inside, as I handed over the food bags.

‘Take care mate’ I said…

I walked off down the driveway, quickly followed by the front door closing.

Just as I got into the car, I saw the door partially open and two faces looking out from behind a small opening in the door.

A single hand waved me back towards the house.

‘FFS, what have I/they forgotten?’…

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By *iggers51Man
48 weeks ago

tamworth

Mmmmmmm more

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48 weeks ago

Prestwich

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48 weeks ago

ocean

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48 weeks ago

limerick

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48 weeks ago

Swindon

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48 weeks ago

cheltenham

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48 weeks ago

Manchester

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By *earded BeastMan
48 weeks ago

durham

[Removed by poster at 04/06/25 13:19:03]

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By *earded BeastMan
48 weeks ago

durham

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48 weeks ago

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By *ortheastcoupleukCouple
48 weeks ago

easington were the sun dont shine

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By *inky grandadMan
48 weeks ago

Spain

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48 weeks ago

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48 weeks ago

Wooler

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48 weeks ago

Blackpool

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48 weeks ago

Near Warrington

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By *ames2602Man
48 weeks ago

whittle

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By *onny-2024Man
48 weeks ago

Wick

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By *DB007Man
48 weeks ago

lichfield

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By *quirty80 OP Man
48 weeks ago

Plymouth

I released a massive *sigh*, checked the bag for anything slipped in the side, nothing.

Looking up I saw that they were still there beckoning me back.

Getting out of the car I can still hear laughing, and then more ‘shhhhhhh’ from the doorway. As I approached the drive the door opened a little further, and one of the girls said, ‘we didn’t pay you’.

‘It’s paid already’ I said as I got to the door, just as it opened to reveal two brunette ladies, both about 35, both in loose fitting summer dresses.

‘Oh’ said one of them, hang on I’ll just check my phone. I stood there making polite conversation with the other lady at the door.

‘How’s your night?’ She asked.

‘Pretty busy thanks. To be fair, I was admiring her pretty face, but also thinking *please just hurry up* lol

The First Lady returned to the door with her phone. She was very flushed, whispered something to the lady I had been speaking to and laughed.

She said, ‘nope, definitely didn’t pay you yet, look’… She turned her phone to face me, and I nearly stumbled back into the garden. I looked at her, then the phone, then the other lady, then the phone again lol

There in front of me was a video of both these ladies in matching red underwear, scissoring on a rug in a living room.

I was in shock, a lot of shock! My heart nearly jumped out of my chest!

‘See, we’ve not paid you yet’ said the lady with the phone.

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Oh where is this going

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Ha ha great start

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By *iny123Man
48 weeks ago

Lincoln

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By *andyandmickCouple
48 weeks ago

Chilwell

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

So jealous... never happened to me when I delivered takeaway food.

Good on you

I salute you Sir.

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By *ornyfriendlygentlemanMan
48 weeks ago

england

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By *ral4fun69Man
48 weeks ago

Near Warrington

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By *ussyeater692Man
48 weeks ago

Wrexham

Excellent

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By *inky grandadMan
48 weeks ago

Spain

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48 weeks ago

Dundee

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48 weeks ago

cheltenham

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48 weeks ago

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48 weeks ago

manchester

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48 weeks ago

Southsea

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48 weeks ago

South Cheshire

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By *ipplebarnyMan
48 weeks ago

milton keynes

Please keep it going

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By *otttcpl69Couple
48 weeks ago

Cramlington

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By *icebigchopperMan
48 weeks ago

Hampshire

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By *ames350Man
48 weeks ago

morpeth

Wow

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By *xxxMan
48 weeks ago

Bedfordshire & Chester

Almost makes me want to be a deliveroo driver (other delivery options are available)

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By *ike231251Man
48 weeks ago

Heckmondwike

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48 weeks ago

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48 weeks ago

Blackpool

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48 weeks ago

Dublin

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48 weeks ago

cambridge

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48 weeks ago

Luton

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By *ii12vwMan
48 weeks ago

Haverhill

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By *rdiscreet327Man
48 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire

This has potential!

Good start op.

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By *cotty909Man
48 weeks ago

tranent

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By *orthampton jamesMan
48 weeks ago

Northampton

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48 weeks ago

limerick

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48 weeks ago

mullingar

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By *agnar1980Man
48 weeks ago

Poole

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By *oppy12Man
48 weeks ago

Swindon

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By *lan1chunkyMan
48 weeks ago

Prestwich

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48 weeks ago

nr rowde

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By *lderWiserNowMan
48 weeks ago

Kettrin

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By *he fab twoCouple
48 weeks ago

brentwood

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By *hristopherd999Man
48 weeks ago

Brentwood

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48 weeks ago

Boston

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48 weeks ago

dartmouth

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By *ob2Man
48 weeks ago

dungannon

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By *x_boyMan
48 weeks ago

London

Sounds very promising

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By *uiceyfruit99Man
48 weeks ago

malton

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By *ricky09Man
48 weeks ago

Gloucester/Cyprus

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48 weeks ago

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By *ornybarMan
48 weeks ago

clonmel

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48 weeks ago

rathmicheal

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48 weeks ago

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By *earded BeastMan
48 weeks ago

durham

bloody hell most i ever got was a 70+ old fella answer door with his dressing gown open put me right off batterd sausage for years

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By *evonFbsCouple
48 weeks ago

East Devon

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By *ADSPARKY200Man
48 weeks ago

Watford

Please continue

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By *ilbert4450Man
48 weeks ago

paisley

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48 weeks ago

stevenage

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By *onnyrottenMan
48 weeks ago

cotswolds

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By *aughtyplumberwirralMan
48 weeks ago

Wirral

Sounds great so far keep it up.

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48 weeks ago

cheltenham

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48 weeks ago

Blackpool

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48 weeks ago

manchester

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48 weeks ago

Witney

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48 weeks ago

Fareham

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Oohh promising!

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By *lderWiserNowMan
48 weeks ago

Kettrin

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48 weeks ago

Cheshire

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By *abmale7979Man
48 weeks ago

Treorchy

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By *onbobMan
48 weeks ago

Kettering

More please

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By *ob2Man
48 weeks ago

dungannon

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By *ongbowmanMan
48 weeks ago

Grantham

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By *quirty80 OP Man
48 weeks ago

Plymouth

I think they could tell by the surprise in my face that this wasn’t exactly ‘the norm’.

As I went to say something, they walked back inside leaving the door open, before turning and asking, ‘well, are you coming in?’

Holy shit, was this actually happening?????

I stepped in, closed the door and followed them into the living room to find another two women, and the guy who had originally opened the door.

‘Hey’, I said.

Fancy some pizza? lol erm no thanks, don’t eat the stuff anymore lol I was obviously trying to be cool. lol

I was beckoned over to the corner sofa by a stunning redhead, probably in her early 30’s. ‘Take a seat ahead said, preferably next to me’

I laughed, ‘how could I refuse’.

Sitting down I could feel huge butterflies building, and a feeling of disbelief. One of the girls from the front door, along with another and the guy went into the kitchen and started making drinks. I could hear the glass clinking together.

‘Beer?’ Was shouted through. ‘Erm, yes please’

Just as I said this, the redhead placed a hand on my leg. I looked over at her to see the most beautiful eyes iver ever seen. A mix of hazel, green and blue in there, along with pale freckles skin. She went to say something to me, when I just placed a finger on her lips and said ‘shhhhh’.

She looked happily shocked, then leant in and kissed me gently, before going in for the kill. Long passionate kisses, her tongue entwined in mine, the feeling of absolute heaven.

Just then, a voice from the other side of the room says, ‘my turn’…

We both looked up, seeing the forth girl just stood in the middle of the living room completely naked. She literally jumped onto my knee, kissed the redhead in the lips, then me, before asking if I was ok.

I must have looked completely dumbstruck.

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By *ritymindMan
48 weeks ago

burnham / exeter

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48 weeks ago

nr rowde

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48 weeks ago

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48 weeks ago

Near Warrington

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By *inky grandadMan
48 weeks ago

Spain

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48 weeks ago

manchester

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By *oppy12Man
48 weeks ago

Swindon

Wow!

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48 weeks ago

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48 weeks ago

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48 weeks ago

Wick

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48 weeks ago

East Devon

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48 weeks ago

cannock

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48 weeks ago

Offaly

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48 weeks ago

limerick

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48 weeks ago

dungannon

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48 weeks ago

Brecon

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48 weeks ago

Prestwich

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48 weeks ago

millstreet

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By *teve1867Man
48 weeks ago

wirral

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By *layfullsamMan
48 weeks ago

Solihull

No wonder my bl..dy takeaways are cold by the time they’re delivered

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48 weeks ago

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48 weeks ago

Southsea

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48 weeks ago

cheltenham

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48 weeks ago

Cheshire

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By *erry 58Man
48 weeks ago

doncaster

Lucky guy got a good tip

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By *exbot 1Man
48 weeks ago

Chester le street

Ow yes mmm

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48 weeks ago

Manchester

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48 weeks ago

Aberdare

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Getting good

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48 weeks ago

Newcastle

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48 weeks ago

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By *layaway300Man
48 weeks ago

all over the uk

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48 weeks ago

Poole

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By *ndyman 201Man
48 weeks ago

hereford

Wow!!

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By *obBones63Man
48 weeks ago

Darlington

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48 weeks ago

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48 weeks ago

dungannon

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By *ilithnyxWoman
48 weeks ago

A vast cosmic void

😈😈I'll wait...

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By *peedy74Man
48 weeks ago

Thame

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By *he fab twoCouple
48 weeks ago

brentwood

Makings of a good night there

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48 weeks ago

Blackpool

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48 weeks ago

Heckmondwike

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48 weeks ago

clonmel

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48 weeks ago

Kingswear

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By *ussyeater692Man
48 weeks ago

Wrexham

I can't wait for more

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By *rdiscreet327Man
48 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire

What a party!

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By *attboy107Man
48 weeks ago

Near Bedford

I remember when I was delivering pizza, I got a few tips and that was it

very jealous

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By *akeb7722Man
47 weeks ago

Following

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By *acktinyMan
47 weeks ago

bridgnorth

Great story

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47 weeks ago

Grantham

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47 weeks ago

mullingar

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47 weeks ago

Kettrin

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47 weeks ago

all over Ireland

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47 weeks ago

cotswolds

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47 weeks ago

dungannon

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By *imon1980Man
47 weeks ago

near you

Nice

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47 weeks ago

between OX26 & BH23

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By *namoratomanMan
47 weeks ago

Herefordshire

Hopefully there will be more

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46 weeks ago

south west

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46 weeks ago

stevenage

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46 weeks ago

stoke

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