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By *quirty80 OP   Man
7 days ago

Plymouth

**True Story from Saturday Evening**

On the odd occasion I have been asked by a friend to help him and his shop with delivering takeaway food of a weekend, mainly when his usual staff have let him down.

Saturday evening came and I had a message. ‘Pleeeeease, we are stuck as two have called in sick’

Hmmmm, yes ok! Nice weather = beach days and BBQ, not stuck in a hot car delivering food I thought.

I couldn’t that night, well, that’s what I told him anyway. However, come 7pm I had another message saying that they were rammed busy and begged me to help.

By 7:30pm I was stood in the shop awaiting my first deliveries.

Time does literally fly when it’s busy, that I can say, however before I knew it, it was 10pm and my feet hadn’t touched the ground.

As we approached 11, I was ready to leave for home. ‘Would you mind taking two on your way, they aren’t too far from your place and it would be a massive help.’

Well, I was going that way, so sure why not.

The first one was as usual, an elderly guy who’s just struggling to look after himself, so a takeaway is an easy fix.

The second however, well… That was entirely different…

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By *lue boy 123Man
7 days ago

Poulton-le-Fylde

More more more

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By *lan1chunkyMan
7 days ago

Plymouth

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By *exbot 1Man
7 days ago

Chester le street

Interesting mmmm

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By *ibi22Man
7 days ago

here

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By *quirty80 OP   Man
7 days ago

Plymouth

As I pulled up, I realised that pretty much every light was on in this particular house.

‘Jesus, must be made of money’ I said to myself whilst laughing.

The driveway was occupied by a single car, however there were several parked on the road outside. Not really anything unusual in that, especially considering this is pretty much city centre based.

I walked up the driveway, daft bag in hand.

Pressing the Ring doorbell I could hear several voices, and lots of laughing, followed by a shhhhhh *giggles*

Please hurry up, I thought. I’m shattered, and just wanted to go home for a shower and bed.

The door finally opened, and a guy in his mid 30’s opened it.

‘Sounds like you’re having a good evening. Have a good one’, swiftly followed by a ‘oh we are doing’ from a female voice inside, as I handed over the food bags.

‘Take care mate’ I said…

I walked off down the driveway, quickly followed by the front door closing.

Just as I got into the car, I saw the door partially open and two faces looking out from behind a small opening in the door.

A single hand waved me back towards the house.

‘FFS, what have I/they forgotten?’…

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By *iggers51Man
7 days ago

tamworth

Mmmmmmm more

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7 days ago

Plymouth

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7 days ago

ocean

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7 days ago

limerick

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7 days ago

Swindon

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7 days ago

cheltenham

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7 days ago

Manchester

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By *earded BeastMan
7 days ago

durham

[Removed by poster at 04/06/25 13:19:03]

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7 days ago

durham

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7 days ago

Haydock

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By *ortheastcoupleukCouple
7 days ago

easington were the sun dont shine

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By *inky grandadMan
7 days ago

Spain

👍🔥

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By *aughtywifeyWoman
7 days ago

close

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7 days ago

Wooler

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7 days ago

Blackpool

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7 days ago

Near Warrington

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By *ames2602Man
7 days ago

whittle

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By *onny-2024Man
7 days ago

Wick

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By *DB007Man
7 days ago

lichfield

Great start

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By *quirty80 OP   Man
7 days ago

Plymouth

I released a massive *sigh*, checked the bag for anything slipped in the side, nothing.

Looking up I saw that they were still there beckoning me back.

Getting out of the car I can still hear laughing, and then more ‘shhhhhhh’ from the doorway. As I approached the drive the door opened a little further, and one of the girls said, ‘we didn’t pay you’.

‘It’s paid already’ I said as I got to the door, just as it opened to reveal two brunette ladies, both about 35, both in loose fitting summer dresses.

‘Oh’ said one of them, hang on I’ll just check my phone. I stood there making polite conversation with the other lady at the door.

‘How’s your night?’ She asked.

‘Pretty busy thanks. To be fair, I was admiring her pretty face, but also thinking *please just hurry up* lol

The First Lady returned to the door with her phone. She was very flushed, whispered something to the lady I had been speaking to and laughed.

She said, ‘nope, definitely didn’t pay you yet, look’… She turned her phone to face me, and I nearly stumbled back into the garden. I looked at her, then the phone, then the other lady, then the phone again lol

There in front of me was a video of both these ladies in matching red underwear, scissoring on a rug in a living room.

I was in shock, a lot of shock! My heart nearly jumped out of my chest!

‘See, we’ve not paid you yet’ said the lady with the phone.

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By *otlipsxx86Man
7 days ago

northwich

Oh where is this going

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By *ature4fun300Man
7 days ago

Willaston

Ha ha great start

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By *iny123Man
7 days ago

Lincoln

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7 days ago

chilwell

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By *orthernRockerMan
7 days ago

Bag End..

So jealous... never happened to me when I delivered takeaway food.

Good on you

I salute you Sir.

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By *ornyfriendlygentlemanMan
7 days ago

Mid-Sussex

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By *ral4fun69Man
7 days ago

Near Warrington

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By *ussyeater692Man
7 days ago

Wrexham

Excellent

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By *inky grandadMan
7 days ago

Spain

👍🔥🔥

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7 days ago

Dundee

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7 days ago

cheltenham

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7 days ago

glasgow

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7 days ago

manchester

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7 days ago

Southsea

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By *eepfill999Man
7 days ago

South Cheshire

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By *ipplebarnyMan
7 days ago

milton keynes

Please keep it going

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By *otttcpl69Couple
7 days ago

Cramlington

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By *icebigchopperMan
7 days ago

Hampshire

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By *ames350Man
7 days ago

Northumberland

Wow

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By *xxxMan
7 days ago

Bedford & Chester

Almost makes me want to be a deliveroo driver (other delivery options are available)

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By *ike231251Man
6 days ago

Heckmondwike

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By *raigs3386Man
6 days ago

G

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6 days ago

Blackpool

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By *mazingTimesMan
6 days ago

Dublin

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By *oth0712Man
6 days ago

cambridge

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By *lknhungMan
6 days ago

Luton

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By *ii12vwMan
6 days ago

Haverhill

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By *rdiscreet327Man
6 days ago

Nottinghamshire

This has potential!

Good start op.

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By *cotty909Man
6 days ago

tranent

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By *orthampton jamesMan
6 days ago

Northampton

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6 days ago

limerick

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By *j and c 2Couple
6 days ago

mullingar

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By *agnar1980Man
6 days ago

Poole

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By *oppy12Man
6 days ago

Swindon

Fabulous!

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By *lan1chunkyMan
6 days ago

Plymouth

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By *jspunkyMan
6 days ago

nr rowde

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By *lderWiserNowMan
6 days ago

Kettrin

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By *he fab twoCouple
6 days ago

brentwood

A tip won’t hurt

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6 days ago

Brentwood

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6 days ago

Boston

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6 days ago

dartmouth

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By *ob2Man
6 days ago

dungannon

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By *x_boyMan
6 days ago

Laindon

Sounds very promising

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By *uiceyfruit99Man
6 days ago

malton

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By *ricky09Man
6 days ago

Gloucester/Cyprus

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By *aughtywifeyWoman
6 days ago

close

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6 days ago

clonmel

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6 days ago

rathmicheal

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By *ary1001xMan
6 days ago

Hillsborough

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By *earded BeastMan
6 days ago

durham

bloody hell most i ever got was a 70+ old fella answer door with his dressing gown open put me right off batterd sausage for years

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By *evonFbsCouple
6 days ago

Devon

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By *ADSPARKY200Man
6 days ago

Watford

Please continue

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6 days ago

paisley

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6 days ago

stevenage

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6 days ago

cotswolds

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By *otwifehuntsmanMan
6 days ago

Wirral

Sounds great so far keep it up.

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By *he-ProfessorMan
6 days ago

cheltenham

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6 days ago

blackpool

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6 days ago

manchester

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6 days ago

Witney

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6 days ago

Near Fareham

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By *nnalovesoralWoman
6 days ago

Manchester

Oohh promising!

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6 days ago

Kettrin

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6 days ago

Cheshire

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6 days ago

Treorchy

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6 days ago

Kettering

More please

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By *ob2Man
5 days ago

dungannon

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5 days ago

Grantham

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By *quirty80 OP   Man
5 days ago

Plymouth

I think they could tell by the surprise in my face that this wasn’t exactly ‘the norm’.

As I went to say something, they walked back inside leaving the door open, before turning and asking, ‘well, are you coming in?’

Holy shit, was this actually happening?????

I stepped in, closed the door and followed them into the living room to find another two women, and the guy who had originally opened the door.

‘Hey’, I said.

Fancy some pizza? lol erm no thanks, don’t eat the stuff anymore lol I was obviously trying to be cool. lol

I was beckoned over to the corner sofa by a stunning redhead, probably in her early 30’s. ‘Take a seat ahead said, preferably next to me’

I laughed, ‘how could I refuse’.

Sitting down I could feel huge butterflies building, and a feeling of disbelief. One of the girls from the front door, along with another and the guy went into the kitchen and started making drinks. I could hear the glass clinking together.

‘Beer?’ Was shouted through. ‘Erm, yes please’

Just as I said this, the redhead placed a hand on my leg. I looked over at her to see the most beautiful eyes iver ever seen. A mix of hazel, green and blue in there, along with pale freckles skin. She went to say something to me, when I just placed a finger on her lips and said ‘shhhhh’.

She looked happily shocked, then leant in and kissed me gently, before going in for the kill. Long passionate kisses, her tongue entwined in mine, the feeling of absolute heaven.

Just then, a voice from the other side of the room says, ‘my turn’…

We both looked up, seeing the forth girl just stood in the middle of the living room completely naked. She literally jumped onto my knee, kissed the redhead in the lips, then me, before asking if I was ok.

I must have looked completely dumbstruck.

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By *ritymindMan
5 days ago

weston

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5 days ago

nr rowde

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5 days ago

Hillsborough

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By *ral4fun69Man
5 days ago

Near Warrington

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By *inky grandadMan
5 days ago

Spain

👍🔥

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By *ig daddy 1969Man
5 days ago

manchester

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By *oppy12Man
5 days ago

Swindon

Wow!

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5 days ago

Bedfordshire

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By *anxMike21Man
5 days ago

Haydock

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5 days ago

Wick

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By *evonFbsCouple
5 days ago

Devon

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By *acksmith22Man
5 days ago

cannock

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By *umon337Man
5 days ago

Offaly

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By *j89100Man
5 days ago

limerick

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By *ob2Man
5 days ago

dungannon

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By *vseekerMan
5 days ago

Brecon

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By *lan1chunkyMan
5 days ago

Plymouth

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By *rgasmdonorMan
5 days ago

millstreet

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By *teve1867Man
5 days ago

wirral

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By *layfullsamMan
5 days ago

Solihull

No wonder my bl..dy takeaways are cold by the time they’re delivered

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By *raigs3386Man
5 days ago

G

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By *2spikeMan
5 days ago

Southsea

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5 days ago

cheltenham

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By *exyfred76Man
5 days ago

Cheshire

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By *erry bull1Man
5 days ago

doncaster

Lucky guy got a good tip

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By *exbot 1Man
5 days ago

Chester le street

Ow yes mmm

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By *ustardCream88Man
5 days ago

Manchester

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By *igger9969Man
5 days ago

Aberdare

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By (user no longer on site)
5 days ago

Getting good

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By *ceman619Man
5 days ago

Sunderland

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By *cotty555Man
5 days ago

Central

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By *layaway300Man
4 days ago

all over the uk

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By *agnar1980Man
4 days ago

Poole

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By *ndyman 201Man
4 days ago

hereford

Wow!!

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By *obBones63Man
4 days ago

Darlington

🍆 🍆 🍆

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By *aughtywifeyWoman
4 days ago

close

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By *ob2Man
4 days ago

dungannon

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By *ilithnyxWoman
4 days ago

A vast cosmic void

😈😈I'll wait...

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By *peedy74Man
4 days ago

Thame

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By *he fab twoCouple
4 days ago

brentwood

Makings of a good night there

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By *hef2475Couple
4 days ago

Blackpool

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By *ike231251Man
4 days ago

Heckmondwike

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By *ornybarMan
4 days ago

clonmel

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By *titch69Man
4 days ago

Lanzarote

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By *ussyeater692Man
4 days ago

Wrexham

I can't wait for more

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By *rdiscreet327Man
4 days ago

Nottinghamshire

What a party!

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By *attboy107Man
4 days ago

Near Bedford

I remember when I was delivering pizza, I got a few tips and that was it very jealous

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By *akeb7722Man
3 days ago

weston-super-mare

Following

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By *acktinyMan
3 days ago

bridgnorth

Great story

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By *ongbowmanMan
2 days ago

Grantham

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By *j and c 2Couple
2 days ago

mullingar

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By *lderWiserNowMan
2 days ago

Kettrin

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By *oyntzMan
2 days ago

all over Ireland

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By *onnyrottenMan
2 days ago

cotswolds

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By *ob2Man
2 days ago

dungannon

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By *imon1980Man
2 days ago

Manchester hotel in M3

Nice

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By *umalotagainMan
2 days ago

a town called malice

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