FabSwingers.com forum: Any nurses that have wanked a patient off in the hospital

By *littylicker69 OP Man
8 weeks ago

abergavenny

I’ve had a couple of hospital stays but never been offered a helping hand with my erection when I couldn’t use both arms at one stage

Only time I had my cock washed in ITU but don’t remember much at all but remember being told to wash under my foreskin when I was able to do it myself after

Love to hear anyone else’s stories about this subject

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By *okemanGoMan
8 weeks ago

Willenhall

I doubt that has ever happened, they would lose their job/career and possibly get a criminal record.

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By *littylicker69 OP Man
8 weeks ago

abergavenny

Probably very true but I’m sure it’s probably happened it can always be a fantasy

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By *DFriendly FolkCouple
8 weeks ago

Redditch

In the 60s/70s nurses would sometimed give a prostate rub to a long term patient to relieve certain issues.

I was circumcised at 16 whilst a junior soldier, had to have three salt baths a day. A QA nurse woukd ask if it was working yet but I was to shy to answer so they removed the lock from the bath door and she came in and grabbed hold. 16, you guessed it, instant erection. She just walked out shouting to the ward "It's working" getting a cheer from the rest of the patients. Discharged and back to unit the next day. All part and parcel of mitary life lol

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By *yargosMan
8 weeks ago

newcastle

My ex wife was a carer in an old peoples home

She was in her late 40s and had to bathe some of the old men

Told me some of them used to wank as she washed them and spunked on her hand.

She did wank a couple of ld guys she liked as they felt her tits

Id like to think she fucked them in their rooms late

at night

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By *exymarvelMan
8 weeks ago

cardiff

The dream

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By *orkmalewithPAMan
8 weeks ago

York

"My ex wife was a carer in an old peoples home

She was in her late 40s and had to bathe some of the old men

Told me some of them used to wank as she washed them and spunked on her hand.

She did wank a couple of ld guys she liked as they felt her tits

Id like to think she fucked them in their rooms late

at night"

I always wondered if that happened in nursing homes.. I wonder if the female residence ever gets the same service??

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By *rigger287Man
8 weeks ago

Hartlepool

When the wife was a student nurse she was giving a guy a bed bath one night and he shot a load all over her hand and the sponge she was using ..she always says she was innocent lol

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By *lderWiserNowMan
8 weeks ago

Kettrin

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

I was in a Naval hospital for a hernia operation ( groin) so was shaved for operation. After Operation had a bed wash & asked Naval Nurse “ while you’re down there could you give me a blow” . She smiled & laughed .

2 minutes later she returned with a smile she sprayed an alcoholic spray on my balls …the pain was fkn unreal.. think I hit the ceiling. She just laughed & told the Sister 💚

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By *palOwlWoman
8 weeks ago

Wetherby

I'm a carer in the community and I can say I've never known it happen.

I see dicks everyday I have gentleman clients on my rota and they don't do anything, they are just grateful that you're there to help them get ready for the day and the company.

Used to have one that if knew a female carer was coming would pull his conveen (sticky condom like sheaf used to pee) off, so we'd always say a male carer was coming.

The amount of blokes on here that think I go round wanking, sucking or fucking male clients is out of this world, boy are they in for a shock when they get old!

I'd be tempted to get the alcohol spray at the ready!

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By *ike231251Man
8 weeks ago

Heckmondwike

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By *adbodforcheekychatsMan
8 weeks ago

Great dunmow

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By *adbodforcheekychatsMan
8 weeks ago

Great dunmow

"I'm a carer in the community and I can say I've never known it happen.

I see dicks everyday I have gentleman clients on my rota and they don't do anything, they are just grateful that you're there to help them get ready for the day and the company.

Used to have one that if knew a female carer was coming would pull his conveen (sticky condom like sheaf used to pee) off, so we'd always say a male carer was coming.

The amount of blokes on here that think I go round wanking, sucking or fucking male clients is out of this world, boy are they in for a shock when they get old!

I'd be tempted to get the alcohol spray at the ready!"

I did similar and its true. Some are pervy old men,.but some of the younger girls didn't really help the situation by how they wore their uniforms, but nothing ever happened that was unprofessional or inappropriate.

Hate the thought of carers taking advantage of vulnerable people

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By *obroyman17Man
8 weeks ago

Brilliant post …. Carers are unsung heroes

"I'm a carer in the community and I can say I've never known it happen.

I see dicks everyday I have gentleman clients on my rota and they don't do anything, they are just grateful that you're there to help them get ready for the day and the company.

Used to have one that if knew a female carer was coming would pull his conveen (sticky condom like sheaf used to pee) off, so we'd always say a male carer was coming.

The amount of blokes on here that think I go round wanking, sucking or fucking male clients is out of this world, boy are they in for a shock when they get old!

I'd be tempted to get the alcohol spray at the ready!"

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By *icecouple561Couple
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8 weeks ago

East Sussex

"I'm a carer in the community and I can say I've never known it happen.

I see dicks everyday I have gentleman clients on my rota and they don't do anything, they are just grateful that you're there to help them get ready for the day and the company.

Used to have one that if knew a female carer was coming would pull his conveen (sticky condom like sheaf used to pee) off, so we'd always say a male carer was coming.

The amount of blokes on here that think I go round wanking, sucking or fucking male clients is out of this world, boy are they in for a shock when they get old!

I'd be tempted to get the alcohol spray at the ready!"

The amount of men who think it's ok to expect women to relieve their sexual frustrations while they're doing their day to day job is scary. I think all nurses and carers should be armed with alcohol spray.

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By *ummer68Man
8 weeks ago

Huntingdon

My first wife was a nurse. Sometimes it happened, a patient made approaches, but she or any other nurses never let anything happen. They stopped the person at the first try. Many men think that, the nurses are easy preys, but it far from true. Between nurses and doctors sometimes happened this and that, but that is a different story.

If you want something from a nurse, you are well enough and probably you don't need to be in a hospital.

However, I even fucked her in there, but first, we were married, second, it happened in the nurse room, night shift, and wasn't there any serious patient who wanted exceptional care. We were in our early 20s, freshly married...we were like rabbits.

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By *quarerootMan
8 weeks ago

Helston

As a nurse I’m not sure many of us would openly admit to any shenanigans.. we’d be at risk of being struck off the register

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By *urnerpaul809Man
8 weeks ago

Horsham

Can we please just be supportive of hard working nurses . Love fun but lets not try and make it at the expense of suck dedicated hard working people

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By *iff_raffMan
6 weeks ago

I once went for a hospital appointment to be checked for hernias in my groin. It was a female consultant, I'd expected to just take my boxers down till the base of my Penis but she yanked them down, and my cock plopped out.

To check the left side she moved my cock to the right, then moved it to the left to check the other side. Now I dont think there was any need for that. She checked thoroughly, lots of "cough for me" "any pain here?". She was over 50 and I was 26, she wasn't attractive to me but smelled lovely, but I still got a chubby. When done she took a look at it, went "hmmm" and told me i was done 😂

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By *lderWiserNowMan
6 weeks ago

Kettrin

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By *oth0712Man
6 weeks ago

cambridge

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By *ike231251Man
6 weeks ago

Heckmondwike

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By *iny123Man
6 weeks ago

Lincoln

I was undergoing a prostate exam from a gorgeous Filipino nurse. She said its okay Kevin, it's perfectly normal to have an erection during this procedure.

I said my names not Kevin and I don't have an erection, she said no its mine and I do.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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6 weeks ago

East Sussex

"I once went for a hospital appointment to be checked for hernias in my groin. It was a female consultant, I'd expected to just take my boxers down till the base of my Penis but she yanked them down, and my cock plopped out.

She was doing her job and doing it well by the sound of it, making sure she didn't miss anything.

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By *6naughtyboyMan
6 weeks ago

Bedford

I had a hospital stay when I was 17 and me and a nurse nearly kissed..she was also fairly new so just a little older she gave me a shower and helped wash down there maybe a little too long but nothing further.

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By *ewnameCouple
6 weeks ago

Glasgow

My friend's wife was a nurse in a hospice ( night shift ) and she got to know some of the patients well over time, and her man called her the angel of mercy as she used to wank off some of the guys she liked.

Went to their house one day and he said she came home so sad as when she went into work, one of her patients had passed sooner than expected and she said he looked well and was chatty the night before when she wanked him off, and she said she was glad she gave him some joy

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By *rNightMan
6 weeks ago

Coventry

My other half works in our local hospital. She’s had lots of fun while on duty!

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By *ike231251Man
6 weeks ago

Heckmondwike

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By *lueman3Man
6 weeks ago

North east

Not nurse but a lass I knew was a carer and she said some of the old fellas she helped had huge ones

She didn’t do anything with them but it gave her a thing for older men. She had a thing for big cocks anyway but had never been into older men

She was soon on the hunt for older big cock

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By *londebiguyMan
6 weeks ago

Southport

"I’ve had a couple of hospital stays but never been offered a helping hand with my erection when I couldn’t use both arms at one stage

Only time I had my cock washed in ITU but don’t remember much at all but remember being told to wash under my foreskin when I was able to do it myself after

Love to hear anyone else’s stories about this subject "

Just leave people to do their job.

Don't be weird.

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By *bcbull1234Man
6 weeks ago

london

Too much of a risk. I doubt anyone would do it. Specially now when there are CCTVs all over. Hot thought though.

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By *unseeker100Man
6 weeks ago

batley

Many years ago my older brother sadly died of cancer in a hospice

He during my visits to him he would tell me if his nightly frolics with one of the nurses who was a real old fashioned matron type he had always been a bit of a jack the lad but I just put his ramblings down to his vivid imagination

At his funeral she came to say her farewells to him and the family

I thanked her for her care towards him and told her he was very fond of her

She winked and whispered we were very fond of each other. I didn't have the balls to carry on the conversation I wished I had of

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By *ankman69Man
6 weeks ago

holbeach

Few years ago i was in for a lump removal of one of my balls, the nurse checking us for ops was very nice lady about 40s.

The man in the next bed said”i am going to have her” and laughed, i just smiled and said she was very nice.

She checked out my bit, went in for the op come out and she checked my wound, he was in the bed next door listening to us as we flirted with each other.

She said “its my last day here so would you like my number”

Yes came my reply, she gave me it and went away, the guy in the next bed was fuming, i pointed it out that she gave me her number after seeing my bits lol.

When it came time to go she wheeled me down to get my life and went away laughed about the guy in the next bed, and she asked if i would ring her as it did not matter as she was leaving eve though she said it was inappropriate, but fuck it lol.

I phoned and we had some great times and still laughed about the other guy

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By *ike231251Man
6 weeks ago

Heckmondwike

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By *iff_raffMan
5 weeks ago

She was doing her job and doing it well by the sound of it, making sure she didn't miss anything. "

Never said otherwise

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By *icecouple561Couple
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5 weeks ago

East Sussex

She was doing her job and doing it well by the sound of it, making sure she didn't miss anything.

Never said otherwise "

Oh, I thought you said 'now I don't think there was any need for that'

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By *ornysouthwalesMan
5 weeks ago

Merthyr Tydfil

"I was undergoing a prostate exam from a gorgeous Filipino nurse. She said its okay Kevin, it's perfectly normal to have an erection during this procedure.

I said my names not Kevin and I don't have an erection, she said no its mine and I do."

Lmfao

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By *ullsfan77Man
5 weeks ago

Torquay

I have been a nurse for 25 years-I cannot think of a place other than at work where sex is honestly any further from my mind.

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