FabSwingers.com forum: Any nurses that have wanked a patient off in the hospital

By *littylicker69 OP Man
2 days ago

abergavenny

I’ve had a couple of hospital stays but never been offered a helping hand with my erection when I couldn’t use both arms at one stage

Only time I had my cock washed in ITU but don’t remember much at all but remember being told to wash under my foreskin when I was able to do it myself after

Love to hear anyone else’s stories about this subject

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By *okemanGoMan
2 days ago

Willenhall

I doubt that has ever happened, they would lose their job/career and possibly get a criminal record.

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By *littylicker69 OP Man
2 days ago

abergavenny

Probably very true but I’m sure it’s probably happened it can always be a fantasy

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By *DFriendly FolkCouple
2 days ago

Redditch

In the 60s/70s nurses would sometimed give a prostate rub to a long term patient to relieve certain issues.

I was circumcised at 16 whilst a junior soldier, had to have three salt baths a day. A QA nurse woukd ask if it was working yet but I was to shy to answer so they removed the lock from the bath door and she came in and grabbed hold. 16, you guessed it, instant erection. She just walked out shouting to the ward "It's working" getting a cheer from the rest of the patients. Discharged and back to unit the next day. All part and parcel of mitary life lol

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By *yargosMan
2 days ago

newcastle

My ex wife was a carer in an old peoples home

She was in her late 40s and had to bathe some of the old men

Told me some of them used to wank as she washed them and spunked on her hand.

She did wank a couple of ld guys she liked as they felt her tits

Id like to think she fucked them in their rooms late

at night

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By *exymarvelMan
23 hours ago

cardiff

The dream

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By *orkmalewithPAMan
19 hours ago

York

"My ex wife was a carer in an old peoples home

She was in her late 40s and had to bathe some of the old men

Told me some of them used to wank as she washed them and spunked on her hand.

She did wank a couple of ld guys she liked as they felt her tits

Id like to think she fucked them in their rooms late

at night"

I always wondered if that happened in nursing homes.. I wonder if the female residence ever gets the same service??

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By *rigger287Man
16 hours ago

Hartlepool

When the wife was a student nurse she was giving a guy a bed bath one night and he shot a load all over her hand and the sponge she was using ..she always says she was innocent lol

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By *lderWiserNowMan
16 hours ago

Kettrin

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By *averick62Couple
16 hours ago

Cliviger

I was in a Naval hospital for a hernia operation ( groin) so was shaved for operation. After Operation had a bed wash & asked Naval Nurse “ while you’re down there could you give me a blow” . She smiled & laughed .

2 minutes later she returned with a smile she sprayed an alcoholic spray on my balls …the pain was fkn unreal.. think I hit the ceiling. She just laughed & told the Sister 💚

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By *palOwlWoman
14 hours ago

Wetherby

I'm a carer in the community and I can say I've never known it happen.

I see dicks everyday I have gentleman clients on my rota and they don't do anything, they are just grateful that you're there to help them get ready for the day and the company.

Used to have one that if knew a female carer was coming would pull his conveen (sticky condom like sheaf used to pee) off, so we'd always say a male carer was coming.

The amount of blokes on here that think I go round wanking, sucking or fucking male clients is out of this world, boy are they in for a shock when they get old!

I'd be tempted to get the alcohol spray at the ready!

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By *ike231251Man
12 hours ago

Heckmondwike

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By *irChefMan
11 hours ago

Great dunmow

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By *irChefMan
11 hours ago

Great dunmow

"I'm a carer in the community and I can say I've never known it happen.

I see dicks everyday I have gentleman clients on my rota and they don't do anything, they are just grateful that you're there to help them get ready for the day and the company.

Used to have one that if knew a female carer was coming would pull his conveen (sticky condom like sheaf used to pee) off, so we'd always say a male carer was coming.

The amount of blokes on here that think I go round wanking, sucking or fucking male clients is out of this world, boy are they in for a shock when they get old!

I'd be tempted to get the alcohol spray at the ready!"

I did similar and its true. Some are pervy old men,.but some of the younger girls didn't really help the situation by how they wore their uniforms, but nothing ever happened that was unprofessional or inappropriate.

Hate the thought of carers taking advantage of vulnerable people

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By *obroyman17Man
11 hours ago

Brilliant post …. Carers are unsung heroes

"I'm a carer in the community and I can say I've never known it happen.

I see dicks everyday I have gentleman clients on my rota and they don't do anything, they are just grateful that you're there to help them get ready for the day and the company.

Used to have one that if knew a female carer was coming would pull his conveen (sticky condom like sheaf used to pee) off, so we'd always say a male carer was coming.

The amount of blokes on here that think I go round wanking, sucking or fucking male clients is out of this world, boy are they in for a shock when they get old!

I'd be tempted to get the alcohol spray at the ready!"

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By *icecouple561Couple
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11 hours ago

East Sussex

"I'm a carer in the community and I can say I've never known it happen.

I see dicks everyday I have gentleman clients on my rota and they don't do anything, they are just grateful that you're there to help them get ready for the day and the company.

Used to have one that if knew a female carer was coming would pull his conveen (sticky condom like sheaf used to pee) off, so we'd always say a male carer was coming.

The amount of blokes on here that think I go round wanking, sucking or fucking male clients is out of this world, boy are they in for a shock when they get old!

I'd be tempted to get the alcohol spray at the ready!"

The amount of men who think it's ok to expect women to relieve their sexual frustrations while they're doing their day to day job is scary. I think all nurses and carers should be armed with alcohol spray.

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