Didn't get to fuck or anything even close, but about 2014/15 time, while delivering for Yodel in Edinburgh, I was delivering a large ish box, nothing too big or heavy in one of the Pilton flats. I dinged the bell, heard the usual "just a minute" shouts from inside. I could see through the opaque glass a woman adjusting herself before she opened the door. Pretty face just peering round the door, slim figure wrapped in a towel, hair dripping wet, obviously just out the shower.
She asked if I could put the box in her front room but that's not something that was allowed, I know, jobsworth. So when I said, no sorry we can't come in, she sort of just sniggered, shrugged and just dropped the towel and grabbed the box and turned. Nice arse, nothing to write home about but I'm not complaining lol, but the best bit was when she's peered out of what I guess is the livingroom, hiding her body, she said thanks in that dismissive way to say like get lost so you dont see all the front, but I just told her I still needed a signature, she just kind of chuckles and said FFS while smiling and then just walks straight to me, I just stare like the horny man I am, probably redder than a red thing, she had nice small ish tits, tiny wee rock hard, pointy nipples and a nice shaven pussy.
She grabbed the clipboard, scribbles her name and as she's handing it back she smiles and says" I bet I'll be your favourite delivery today" and me, at about 25 year old, probably just as embarrassed as her, said, thanks, and turned to go down the stairs. Lol.
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