FabSwingers.com forum: Danger wank

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There is nothing quite as exhilarating as banging one out where there is a chance of being caught

Please share your stories below and if you could make them longer and more detailed than "I tugged in the library. It was nice" that would be great.

I will start you of with my own account from yesterday..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Was at my gf's this weekend...and somehow I was in the dog house.

Well actually the garden with the dog.

The sun was a pleasant surprise..it was just lovely. Soon had my T off...but no shorts as the weather was a surprise.

Fuck it...boxers are shorts..jeans off.

I was a bit self conscious but there were high fences each side and I was soon sunbathing nicely. The sun felt good on me and soon I was daydreaming dirty thoughts about the neighbour who i could hear laughing and chatting with a friend.

Quickly i got plump in my boxers and I couldn't resist having a little rub through the fabric.

I had a full weeks load which i'd been saving for my randomly unreceptive gf so my head was so sensitive to my rubbing. My cock swelled to a full erection under my baggy boxers.

Not my best fit..way too big...but this was a bonus as i could peek him out from side sneakily and rub him direct.

The hot sun beamed down on my exposed bell end and added to the exquisite feelings. I alternated between rubbing and sunning it..and soon...fuelled by the raucous giggles of the pair next door...my cock was oozing sticky precum.

"Whatchoo up to?" boomed a loud male voice from my right hand side.

I jumped in my chair, automatically stashing my cock back where it should be and looking fearfully to the side.

"What are you pair giggling at?"

With a pounding heart and much relief I realised that the noisy twat from next door was still in his garden and was talking to his missus and what I now recognised as his mother in law. Ffs!

My scared cock had retreated and was only half hard and suddenly self conscious I scanned all around to see I wasn't being watched.

All clear...and the giggles soon resumed next door..the dirty laugh of his missus soon getting my cock straining again.

They were a pair of nutters...but she was a tall, brown eyed big chested nutter and as I day dreamed of spunking on her full tits, just to spite her mouthy husband, my hand found my cock and soon I was wanking in earnest.

Full on spanking but tensed up and tight in full stealth mode I brought myself to the brink..a loud brash comment bringing more sexy laughter from my doe-eyed neighbour which put me over the edge.

I spasmed in my chair as wad after wad of thick cum splatted on the slabs below.

My orgasm finally receded and I found myself right bang square in post nut clarity.

A sorry sod, cock in hand,sat in his soggy pants midday in a garden like some sex starved garden gnome.

I quickly and quietly forced my jeans back on and with as much dignity as i could salvage re-assumed my silent sunbathing.

Just as well, not more than five minutes later my gf's adult daughter burst through the back door chatting loudly.

She'd just popped round with some flowers for mother's day and as we exchanged pleasantries I drew my feet nonchalanty back to cover my man puddle.

As she chirped away excitedly my eyes fell to her chest as her badly contained breasts jiggled with her chit chat.

"That's a wank for another day" I thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like waiting until my wife is asleep and then have a quiet wank next to her.

It’s normally slow and gentle as have to be quiet and not disturb her so it’s normally a good one!

In fact night do they tonight if she goes to sleep tonight!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like waiting until my wife is asleep and then have a quiet wank next to her.

It’s normally slow and gentle as have to be quiet and not disturb her so it’s normally a good one!

In fact night do they tonight if she goes to sleep tonight!

...love it..a real challenge would be cumming on her without being caught...

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By *obBones63Man
over a year ago

Darlington

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went for a dog walk in the local woodland and got a little aroused talking to someone on here who wanted to find my knickers. So I found a little bench that was tucked away. I took off my knickers and took pictures of them tucked away for him on top of a branch in the tree just above the bench, I sat back and started playing with myself whilst my leggings were off, and then got a shock when a dog appeared by mine barking away . I put my leggings on the wrong way and turned just to see someone walking round the corner. I sat still, smiled and exchanged a little hello etc. He then reached above my head and took the panties down, looked at me and said "fucking kids" and put them in his pocket and walked on.

I swear I heard him deeply sniffing them as he walked away!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like waiting until my wife is asleep and then have a quiet wank next to her.

It’s normally slow and gentle as have to be quiet and not disturb her so it’s normally a good one!

In fact night do they tonight if she goes to sleep tonight!

...love it..a real challenge would be cumming on her without being caught...

Ha ha, quite a challenge! 😆

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I went for a dog walk in the local woodland and got a little aroused talking to someone on here who wanted to find my knickers. So I found a little bench that was tucked away. I took off my knickers and took pictures of them tucked away for him on top of a branch in the tree just above the bench, I sat back and started playing with myself whilst my leggings were off, and then got a shock when a dog appeared by mine barking away . I put my leggings on the wrong way and turned just to see someone walking round the corner. I sat still, smiled and exchanged a little hello etc. He then reached above my head and took the panties down, looked at me and said "fucking kids" and put them in his pocket and walked on.

I swear I heard him deeply sniffing them as he walked away!!

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This is so hot...got to love a hot woman playing outside...

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By *oodymonsterMan
over a year ago

Near Shrewsbury

Had one in a wood once and nearly caught by a family.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Had one in a wood once and nearly caught by a family."

Omg...that's living on the edge...

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By *ikerbitch777TV/TS
over a year ago

thirsk

I got caught by a family friend son wanking in the woods.

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By *iny123Man
over a year ago

Lincoln

My wife often has friends around in the nice weather for drinks in the garden. I tend to them fetching and carrying, topping up glasses etc. I also like to stand in the bedroom watching them while I wank, checking out their boob's and legs and picturing cumming on their tit's. Always a nice wank.

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By *assysaz40Man
over a year ago

chorley

Have few time and enjoyed every minute

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By *lakeyMan
over a year ago

somewhere close

Was waiting to give my SIL a lift one day the drive was a 2hrs long and all day I was working myself up in a frenzy as I fancy her like hell and would love to shag her so when she said she had friends coming as well I was sort of gutted but on the other hand I’d worked myself up that much I had to stop the car before picking her up and literally knocked one out on the side of a main road and spunked all over myself.

She turned up minutes later with a friend and her friends dad and I drove them home it was at night now and dark but I was covered in spunk.

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