*I have one more idea, but please bare with me it has a bit of a long build up*
A few weeks later.
Jack and Jane are in the car going to a swingers club for the first time, they had discussed it one night and as they were enjoying their new lifestyle they decided it could be fun to give it ago.
It was now dark, and they were in an unfamiliar town, Jack wore looked smart in his shirt and trousers, Jane on the other hand looked incredible, in her tight little black dress finished off with a hint of sluttiness, with fishnet stockings and high heels. They had deliberately chosen a club away from their hometown to avoid bumping into someone they knew.
“Where the fuck are we?” asked Jane.
“No fucking idea but the sat nav says we’ve got another 15 miles to go.”
Jane had drank a little for Dutch courage, and whilst she wasn’t d*unk she was merry.
They looked around and gradually the town they were being guided through started to change from nice and rather affluent, to rundown and rough. They cared on driving for 5 more minutes when the car just suddenly died.
“Shit, what the fuck happened?”
“I don’t know it’s just died.”
Jack cranked the engine over, but it wouldn’t restart, he popped the bonnet, he knew nothing about cars but he decided to at least have a look before calling the RAC. He got out and investigated the engine bay, clumsily poking and prodding stuff. Jane watched as he disappeared behind the bonnet. After a few minutes she got out slammed the car door and joined Jack.
“So, any idea what you’re doing? Or shall we call the RAC?”
“Not a fucking clue!” Jack replied slamming the bonnet down.
He walked around to get back in, pulled the handle but the door didn’t move, he tried again but again it didn’t budge, Jane tied her door and nothing.
“Oh, for fucks sake! That’s just fucking marvellous, now we have to wait outside until the mechanic turns up!”
Jack looked at her and sheepishly said
“It’s slightly worse than that, both of our phones are in the car.”
“Oh, for fucks sake! Well, we better start walking to find a phone box then!”
They set off to find a phone, not easy for jane in high heels and a little tipsy, eventually they started seeing the funny side of it, and a least it was a warm night, they walked arm in arm, and eventually after about 20 mins they saw a phone box and Jack stepped inside to phone the RAC, Jane waited by the side of the road waiting, she heard the door of the box open and Jack stuck his head out.
“I’m on bloody hold!”
Jane could only laugh at the stupidness of their predicament, she then heard a noise behind her, and as she turned to face the road a car pulled up to her. The window wound down, Jane leaned in closer and saw a nervous looking, 30 something, slightly overweight man. She was about to say “It’s no good asking us for directions we’re not from here” when he interrupted.
“Sorry…um…sorry I’ve never done this before, um…. how much do you charge?”
With Jane being a little tipsy she was a little confused by the question.
“Charge?.…..For what?”
“Well….I……I mean is it by the hour? or is it a flat rate depending on what we do?”
“By the hour? Or what we………oh!..OHHH!”
Jane’s mind finally caught up with what was happening
“For you darling £200”she said jokingly
“£200!” he said shocked at the price
Jane was slightly taken aback, she actually thought that was cheap.
“Yeah but I’ll make your night fatty”
The man looked her up and down, she looked a lot better than the rest of the women he’d seen working around here, she looked very high class, her make up and dress looking very posh totty, and then the fishnets just a little slutty. He liked what he saw.
“Ok then, do we go to yours or do you come to mine?”
Jane began to panic, she was only joking but now it was real! She had done so much over the last few months or so, but was she really going to consider prostit##ion? She looked at him, he was sat there like nervous mouse, a rather chubby, nerdy looking mouse yes, but quite sweet. ‘Fuck it!’ she thought ‘I’ve fucked worse!’ thinking back to Simon. ‘And besides £200 could buy me the pair of shoes I’ve been looking at’.
“Ok, it’ll have to be at yours as I don’t work from home, and my pimp must come with me, that’s the way I work, if you don’t like it find someone else.”
“Ok no problem jump in”
“One moment”
Jane knocked on the door of the phone box, and Jack leaned out, phone still to his ear, had his back to what was going down so had no idea Jane had been speaking to anyone.
“Sorry darling, I’m still on hold, they say there are 9 people Infront of me.”
“Put the phone down, I’ve got something more fun! See that car over there, well he thinks I’m a prosti##te and he offered me £200! So we are going to his house!”
“Wait! What! A prossy?! And you’re up for it?”
“Shush! Keep your voice down. Yeah, why not? I’ve fucked people I don’t like for free, and looking at him I feel sorry for him, so yeah, I’m up for it. Now, I’ve told him you’re my pimp and you have to come with us so play along”
Jack hung up the phone and they both made their way over to the car, Jane reached the car first and grabbed the front passenger door, this meant that Jack had to sit in the back. The car struck up and it sailed into the night.
The lights from the streetlights momentarily lit up the inside of the car and time and time again, as they travelled. Jack watched the two of them in the front of the car, they were silent, both too nervous even to make small talk he pondered, then he saw Jane’s arm stray over to the drivers side take the drivers hand and place it on her thigh. He thought back to that night driving Lucy home ‘this is how all this fucking started, a hand in the lap!’ he laughed to himself. Soon the car pulled up and they all stepped out, Jane and Jack looked around, it was on a rundown estate, and Jane wondered how he was able to afford the £200 for her, it was obvious that it wasn’t just a lot of money to him, it was a shit load of money! And so she better make it worth every penny. Jack was also concerned about how he could or even “If” he could afford it, so with the most authoritative voice he could muster .
“Right £200 was what you agreed on yes?!”
“Yes”
“Ok money up front before we go in!”
The guy pulled out his wallet took out the cash, and handed it to Jack, he counted it and put it in his pocket.
“Good boy, right go inside and we’ll follow in a minute.”
“But” the man said unsure and a little nervous he was about to ripped off.
“Inside! Me and her need to have a little chat!”
The man opened the door and still unsure went in.
“Right you’re sure about this? We can still back out.” Jack asked
“Yes, it’s exciting.”
“Ok but we need a safe word, we don’t know how far he will go.”
“Ok how about THIMBLE? as it stops you getting pricked!” she tipsily laughed
Jack just shook his head.
“Ok thimble it is”
And they opened the door and stepped inside. The inside was as shabby as the outside, it was untidy, a well-worn sofa, a chair, and an old tv were the only things in the living room, apart from a very anxious man pacing the floor.
“Thank God, I was worried you would leg it with my money”
Jane was still looking around, it was now obvious that the had taken him a lot of time and effort to save.
“Hi……I’m Paul…….erm where do you usually start? I’ve never done this kind of thing before, do we kiss? Am I allowed to kiss you?”
“Hi Paul, just calm down, we’ll take it slowly a bit at a time. I’m Jane”
Jack stared at her.
“Well I could tell him a false name, but I’d only forget it!”
She walked over to Paul, placed her hands on his waist and pushed her lips to his, she pushed him back and on to the sofa, sat beside him and began to passionately kiss him. He seemed like a rabbit caught in the headlights, as Janes tongue explored his mouth he remained ridged, his arms by his side not even touching Jane. She broke from the kiss.
“Look you’ve spent a lot of money for me, so let not waste it, if you don’t want to do this then say now and I’ll give you your money back.”
“No no I want to I’m just nervous, when I said I’ve never done anything like this before I wasn’t just talking about prostit##es.”
“You’re a virgin?”
“Well yeah, but don’t worry I know what to do, I’ve watched enough porn and stuff, I just haven’t actually done it”
“It’s alright darling, we’re all doing something for the first time tonight”
She kissed him again and started to unbutton his shirt. She kissed his chest as the top of the shirt opened, this simple act already had his heart pumping so fast she could feel it. ‘If this gets his heart rate up sex is gonna kill him!’ she thought. She then finally felt him make a move as his hand started to grope her breast though her dress. Again she locked lips with him and drove her tongue in to his mouth, this time finding his tongue responding and darting in to hers.
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