FabSwingers.com forum: What is the cleaner after...

By *orny indian 69 OP Man
23 weeks ago

Kettering

So my wife got a cleaner in to do the the bathrooms. She comes in every 2 weeks. She is a lady in her lates 50s, she is in amazing shape.

One day wife was away after she had finished, I made tea for the cleaner we chatted for a bit, she knows I sleep in a separate room, as she has seen ‘my’ bedroom when she hoovers.

When we were chatting we had the sandwich bar in the way, I felt a little bit of sexual tension. After a while she had to go. Then 2 weeks later wife was away all day, when the cleaner finished I said lets have some tea. She asked when wife was back, I said not until much later.

We sat in the living room drinking tea, talking, she said she noticed wife and our daughter were close. I told her things are so so with wife. She told me she is divorced, and her 2 kids moved out and she lives on her own with a dog. I mentioned that I done a massage course, she said in person I said no it was online, She then said she had to go soon.

2 weeks later she came again, wife went for a walk. I started chatting to her and said it was lovely chatting to you last time could I have your number, she said sure and gave her number. I told her not to tell my wife, she smiled and said she wouldn't. She said things not okay with her, I said it was so so. Please could you tell me what the cleaner wants..or thinking?

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By *iddyandherCouple
23 weeks ago

Benidorm

Another cup of tea and another house to clean when your wife divorce you.

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By *erry bull1Man
23 weeks ago

doncaster

Hotting up

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By *mooth bum 1Man
23 weeks ago

secret location - ireland

Definitely get more cleaning days

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By *ricky09Man
23 weeks ago

Gloucester/Cyprus

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By *ary1001xMan
23 weeks ago

Hillsborough

Another cup of tea ... a massage and see where it goes

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By *cott60Man
23 weeks ago

Perth

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By *9 kisses.Man
23 weeks ago

clacton on sea

Maybe your wife is setting you up?

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By *antra MassageMan
23 weeks ago

Galway

Never play with the staff.

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By *orny indian 69 OP Man
23 weeks ago

Kettering

So I have texted her. Not the responses I thought I would get. Here it is..

Hey. Its ****. Thanks for your number. Thanks for not telling ***. I don't even know your name?!

Hi. Sorry just seen your message. That's okay my name is ***

No worries. You on another job?Good to put a name to the you hahaAny plans for the weekend? I'm off to the in laws 🙄

Yes I was doing another job. I'm out tonight and cinema tomorrow night. And Sunday out with my friend for lunch. So it's going to be a busy weekend. Have a nice weekend 🙂

Nice. Sounds jam-packed.

Have fun

Thank you

Are you a veggie?

Good. Want to make you a chicken curry one day

What did you watch in the end? Had a massive argument at the innlaws!

I went on a dinner date instead. Oh dear that doesn't sound too good.

Cool. Hard to explain. On text.

Better face to face. *** usually works in the office on Tuesdays, if you're free, can have a tea and natter

I can't do a Tuesday as it's my busiest day off the week. Unfortunately this week is going to be a bit manic

That's fine. Free in the evening, anytime? Obviously not to mine!

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By *orny indian 69 OP Man
23 weeks ago

Kettering

"Another cup of tea and another house to clean when your wife divorce you."

I only chat when Mrs ain't there

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By *orny indian 69 OP Man
23 weeks ago

Kettering

"Maybe your wife is setting you up?"

Doubt it

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By *orny indian 69 OP Man
23 weeks ago

Kettering

"Never play with the staff. "

I know. Can't beat the buzz

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By *ayarMan
23 weeks ago

Wirral

Think the question is what are you after

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By *orny indian 69 OP Man
23 weeks ago

Kettering

"Think the question is what are you after "

Fun

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By *antra MassageMan
23 weeks ago

Galway

"So I have texted her. Not the responses I thought I would get. Here it is..

Hey. Its ****. Thanks for your number. Thanks for not telling ***. I don't even know your name?!

Hi. Sorry just seen your message. That's okay my name is ***

No worries. You on another job?Good to put a name to the you hahaAny plans for the weekend? I'm off to the in laws 🙄

Yes I was doing another job. I'm out tonight and cinema tomorrow night. And Sunday out with my friend for lunch. So it's going to be a busy weekend. Have a nice weekend 🙂

Nice. Sounds jam-packed.

Have fun

Thank you

Are you a veggie?

Good. Want to make you a chicken curry one day

What did you watch in the end? Had a massive argument at the innlaws!

I went on a dinner date instead. Oh dear that doesn't sound too good.

Cool. Hard to explain. On text.

Better face to face. *** usually works in the office on Tuesdays, if you're free, can have a tea and natter

I can't do a Tuesday as it's my busiest day off the week. Unfortunately this week is going to be a bit manic

That's fine. Free in the evening, anytime? Obviously not to mine! "

Thats a resounding NO to all your hopes.

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By *lumb-manMan
23 weeks ago

west sussex

"Maybe your wife is setting you up?"
my thoughts exactly

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By *igerman23Man
23 weeks ago

hayes

Nice

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By *litlicker77Man
23 weeks ago

dirty old town

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23 weeks ago

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By *ohnj555Man
23 weeks ago

skegness

No chance

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By *ocktoplaywithMan
23 weeks ago

Derby

She wants to use her feather duster on you

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By *rMrsKnobberCouple
23 weeks ago

Basingstoke

Cleaner wants a bonus

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By *ricky09Man
23 weeks ago

Gloucester/Cyprus

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By *cott60Man
23 weeks ago

Perth

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By *asisguy12Man
23 weeks ago

Tipperary

Nce start

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By *orkiebar51Man
23 weeks ago

Keighley

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By *ragsterMan
23 weeks ago

Blackburn

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By *exymarvelMan
23 weeks ago

cardiff

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By *lay-with-MeMan
23 weeks ago

Whitchurch Shropshire

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By *uga40Man
23 weeks ago

Hemel Hempstead

Tell more

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By *ral4fun69Man
23 weeks ago

Near Warrington

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By *hongmanMan
23 weeks ago

Nearby

Be careful

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Hmmm not sure?

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By *cotty909Man
23 weeks ago

tranent

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By *cfc1965Man
23 weeks ago

horsham

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By *exbot 1Man
23 weeks ago

Chester le street

Interesting mmmm

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By *orny indian 69 OP Man
23 weeks ago

Kettering

So looks like a no go. Here is her latest text..

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By *atdieonMan
23 weeks ago

Dublin

"So looks like a no go. Here is her latest text..

I think best we don't because I work for you and you are married to ***. I don't mind texting now and again but can't do anything else. I know you are having problems and probably just need a friendly person to talk too. "
you probably dodged a bullet there . That could’ve got really messy . That lady would have list a lot . Your Mrs probably knows a lot of cleaners clients and if something happened between you 2 she might have lost a lot work because your Mrs told her other clients. And you probably out on your ass too

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By *onmacMan
23 weeks ago

glasgow

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By *orny indian 69 OP Man
23 weeks ago

Kettering

Yeah in hindsight it was the right answer. Things like that never end good

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