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By *untime77xx OP   Man
15 weeks ago

birmingham

?

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By *im66123Man
15 weeks ago

newcastle

Yes, definitely 18”, I think

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By *untime77xx OP   Man
15 weeks ago

birmingham

Haha

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By *aid back discreetMan
15 weeks ago

anywhere

Yes 7.5 inches

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By *orny hot10Man
15 weeks ago

Guildford

Yes 6.5 inches

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By *hubster2016Man
15 weeks ago

T

How bigs an iPhone 14 Pro?

That’s the length I have lol

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By *hilmeup85Man
15 weeks ago

Glasgow

So me and x realised that when I'm hard but it's just normal horny levels type thing I'm 7"

See when I'm with someone and we really click straight away before playing they usually get me in that really primal, dominant, really turned on type of horny level, then I can clear 8"

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By *orthernman71Man
15 weeks ago

N

Can’t say I have

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By *igkidexyMan
15 weeks ago

Dublin

Yup

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By *ust want fun 888Man
15 weeks ago

nearby

It’s a good few years, when I could see, I was about 6.5 inches and I think about five in Girth

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By *race_cpl6665Couple
15 weeks ago

Solihull

Just about every guy has I’m sure at some point

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By *ustfun1000Man
15 weeks ago

hanwell

I was sitting next to a guy at school that got caught measuring his under under a science bench (female teacher).

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By *enusandmarsCouple
15 weeks ago

Buryish

EVERY guy has

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By *exymarvelMan
15 weeks ago

cardiff

Yes 7 inches from base to tip using a ruler, not a sky remote or a can of lynx africa in sight.

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By *exymarvelMan
15 weeks ago

cardiff

And some big plums

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By *annetMan
15 weeks ago

Oldham

My cock is the same length as 2 Argos pens.

I'm also banned from Argos.

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By *exymarvelMan
15 weeks ago

cardiff


"My cock is the same length as 2 Argos pens.

I'm also banned from Argos."

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By *oblincs70Man
15 weeks ago

Peterborough

My wife measured mind she told me I wouldn’t do it right lol

6 inches long and 5.75 circumference.

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By *k197Man
15 weeks ago

wymondham

Measure mine in millimeters as it's so small.

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By *icklowhornMan
15 weeks ago

Dublin Wicklow

Any guy who says he hasn’t measured it is a liar 😜

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By *unphil777Man
15 weeks ago

cranleigh

Mine is 8” and thick in terms of girth confirmed by women and men

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By *orsetMale34Man
15 weeks ago

Weymouth

Every guys has measured his cock, mine is 8 inch fully hard and a 6 inch circumference

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By *enuine Gent 4 funMan
15 weeks ago

norwich

Sorry not every guy has, I have honestly never measured mine.

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By *odeenMan
15 weeks ago

Plymouth

Pass me the microscope .

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By *tirlingbenMan
15 weeks ago

stirling

12" but I don't use it as a rule

I wish

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By *nlyfunsMan
15 weeks ago

UK

lol everyone has surely!

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By *amslkMan
15 weeks ago

chesterfield

I have

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By *aunchy692021Man
15 weeks ago

Downham Market Norfolk

6 when I feel really horny xxxx

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By *he HandiemanMan
15 weeks ago

north west


"Yes, definitely 18”, I think "

18 inches?

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By *njoi_cjay1992Man
15 weeks ago

Northumberland

Unfortunately you can't use a ruler, it needs to be a sky remote or similar as centimetres or inches don't compute.

I can only tell in decimal Sky remotes i.e. 0.7 or 1.2 sky remotes.

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
15 weeks ago

Norwich

Yes I’ve measured mine. I was asked to by a guy who wants to sleep with my wife. For comparison.

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By *tirlingbenMan
15 weeks ago

stirling


"Unfortunately you can't use a ruler, it needs to be a sky remote or similar as centimetres or inches don't compute.

I can only tell in decimal Sky remotes i.e. 0.7 or 1.2 sky remotes."

I thought it was London double decker buses?

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By *aucySouWestersCouple
15 weeks ago

Devon

If you try it and you don’t measure up, measure it from your asshole.

Every little helps

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By *k197Man
15 weeks ago

wymondham

I was with a lady one night and she pulled my underwear down and she said I thought you said you had at least a foot down there.

I said no you misheard me I said I had athletes foot.

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By *ackrabbit JonMan
15 weeks ago

Waterloo


"?"

8" never had any complaints

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By *tr4455Man
15 weeks ago

nr wigan

When hard .. I cam get 8 canaries on Mine ...BUT.. The one on the end has to stand on one leg🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

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By *ock-a-doodledooMan
15 weeks ago

Grimsby ish

Yes it's 12" I use it as a rule....

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By *heblackbull1234Man
15 weeks ago

london

I guess most men have and almost all of us lie about it lol

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By *iam69ingMan
15 weeks ago

Dumbarton

Indeed

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By *icouple2013Couple
14 weeks ago

Winchester

I measured mine, 10 inches! I was well happy, but then realised I had the bloody ruler 📏 round the wrong way!!!! FFS 🤦🏻‍♂️

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By *aui.Man
14 weeks ago

around here

Not since I was about 13 (I don't mean inches)

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

I measured mine for Photosynthesis as it would always grow when I got it out outdoors.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

I got a tattooist to tattoo a ruler on my cock.

It goes up to 24"... it's not to scale though.

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By *aid back discreetMan
14 weeks ago

anywhere

Haha

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By *tr4455Man
12 weeks ago

nr wigan

7.5 inches

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By *littylicker69Man
12 weeks ago

abergavenny

Think that 18ins was MM lol

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By *un_ajMan
12 weeks ago

Yorkshire

Both ways. It gets people impressed. Want to guess?

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By *pslad99Man
12 weeks ago

colchester

Yes and then put the tape away again and wished I had not done it.

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By *idcot58Man
12 weeks ago

Chepstow

Yeh 6 inches and thick

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By *he shaggersCouple
12 weeks ago

vancouver island


"Yes I’ve measured mine. I was asked to by a guy who wants to sleep with my wife. For comparison."

And did he or was he scared off

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By *etacuckmuscleMan
12 weeks ago

London

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By *etacuckmuscleMan
12 weeks ago

London


"Both ways. It gets people impressed. Want to guess? "

Fuck mate, no need to guess we can clearly see ! 🤯🫡

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
12 weeks ago

Norwich


"Yes I’ve measured mine. I was asked to by a guy who wants to sleep with my wife. For comparison.

And did he or was he scared off"

He hasn’t slept with her yet. And he wasn’t scared off. His is significantly bigger.

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By *orthernman71Man
12 weeks ago

N

Nope never

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By *untime77xx OP   Man
9 weeks ago

birmingham

Love it

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By *0 Shades of RedCouple
9 weeks ago

Edinburgh

If Google says the average penis length is 5.16 inches …. There must be one hell of a lot of small dicks out there to bring the average down based on the survey in this chat !!!…… just saying

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By *heshireman69Man
9 weeks ago

Chester

Yeah I reckon I bring the average down

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By *aid back discreetMan
5 weeks ago

anywhere

Lol

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By *ickylouCouple
5 weeks ago

Bi


"EVERY guy has"

I haven’t.

Chris

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By *ilverfox for youMan
5 weeks ago

Hull

Never measured my 6 inch !!!! Ooops !

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By *he fab twoCouple
5 weeks ago

brentwood

Mines only 7.5” but it smells like a foot!!

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By *imbob85Man
5 weeks ago

inverness

I would think most have

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By *ryton 123TV/TS
4 weeks ago

Chatham

Never bothered, that's what life has delt me, can't fo nothing about it. It's how you use it.

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By *ARPMAN66Man
4 weeks ago

Stafford

Yes 6” but see to think that was small when young lol

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By *aturealickMan
4 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Ruler said 6 but I think it's faulty as I look bigger

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By *he fab twoCouple
4 weeks ago

brentwood

Thing is where do you all measure from? Top, side or bottom?

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By *incloudukMan
4 weeks ago

Medway

Yeah 7 inches

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By *irralGent99Man
4 weeks ago

Wirral.

Yes 7.5 inches and girthy but as they said its what you do with it

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By *eteinhantsMan
4 weeks ago

Southsea

Yes 8'' with a 6 1/2'' girth, which was handy to know as the meet I had last night wanted to know how much more was going in definitely the biggest she had played with

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By *untime77xx OP   Man
3 weeks ago

birmingham

7 inches

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By *ust want fun 888Man
3 weeks ago

nearby

I don’t know, I can’t believe a fella hasn’t, I know I haven’t done it in years but I was 6.5 and I don’t think I increased since

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By *ister_EMan
3 weeks ago

Hayling Island

No I've never measured it. Never seen the point. You can only fuck with the cock you've got. When you measure it risk obsessing about something you have no control over and then you start comparing yourself to others and that opens up a whole new can of worms. Do you feel inadequate and become jealous of other guys, or do you start feeling cocky and become arrogant or complacent?

Way to much effort for me lol!

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By *unnerfulTiggerMan
3 weeks ago

Faversham

Yes most certainly have

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By *exy SebMan
3 weeks ago

Saltford

Yes, and my neck last week or so

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By *iam69ingMan
3 weeks ago

Dumbarton

Indeed

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By *r not quite virginMan
3 weeks ago

rochdale

Any guy who claims they haven't is a liar.

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By *ister_EMan
3 weeks ago

Hayling Island


"Any guy who claims they haven't is a liar."

What's the motivation for lying about such a mundane thing? People usually only lie to hide something, to gain something or for self aggrandisement.

Pathological liars are pretty rare. So there would have to be an up-side to lying and a down side to telling the truth. And I really don't see what the benefit is for someone saying they do t know how big their cock is?

Perhaps your statement reflects more on your own character than theirs, if your first assumption is that they are lying.....

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By *im66123Man
3 weeks ago

newcastle

I’ve measured again, it’s still 18”

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By *ornyfriendlygentlemanMan
3 weeks ago

Mid-Sussex

Are you sure and you're not just boasting and really it's 3. 5 inches.

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By *littylicker69Man
3 weeks ago

abergavenny

I have H M S tattooed on mine & when I get a full hard on it reads HAMMERSMITH lol & measured mine a few times over years from 17 yrs old about 7 & half ins x 5.5 girth as I got older 60ish was 6.75ins still 5.5girth then after getting Sepsis 6 yrs on I’m 72 & 6.5 ins on a good day x 5.25 girth but it still goes hard & works as well as ever luckily

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By *acksmith60Man
3 weeks ago

glen vine

Ive never measure it but an Ex did 8.5 inches and thick. Only pushing 7.5 now on a good day but very thick age getting in the way lol.

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By *inkyDuo XXXCouple
3 weeks ago

somewhere near you

23cm 🤪

We use to carry a tape measure in a club bag as a bit of an ice breaker 😂

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By *he fab twoCouple
3 weeks ago

brentwood


"I’ve measured again, it’s still 18”"
you missed out the decimal point

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By *idcot58Man
2 weeks ago

Chepstow

Yeh it's 6 inches and thick aswell

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By *oe and lolaCouple
2 weeks ago

Weston

1 inch only soft

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By *unandadventureMan
2 weeks ago

Localish

Yes and had it measured for me

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By *r not quite virginMan
2 weeks ago

rochdale


"Any guy who claims they haven't is a liar.

What's the motivation for lying about such a mundane thing? People usually only lie to hide something, to gain something or for self aggrandisement.

Pathological liars are pretty rare. So there would have to be an up-side to lying and a down side to telling the truth. And I really don't see what the benefit is for someone saying they do t know how big their cock is?

Perhaps your statement reflects more on your own character than theirs, if your first assumption is that they are lying....."

Simply because they do not wish to admit their size. Be it because they know it is small and commonly would bullied for it or they genuinely don't know how it would compare to others and don't want to take the risk. So claiming to not know is easier than lying about the size itself and getting caught in the lie. And so you know I have met many compulsive liars over the years and they are quite common actually.

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By *urgyeMan
2 weeks ago

southampton and ealing

When in my prime, 7.5 inches, nearing 8 on " good day ". Not so now , sad to say

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By *erterjonesMan
2 weeks ago

Warrington


"My cock is the same length as 2 Argos pens.

I'm also banned from Argos."

Is that the girth……..

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By *ERSHEYMan
2 weeks ago

Newton Abbot


"Just about every guy has I’m sure at some point"

Spot on. If they say they haven't, they're lying.

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By *ickie734Man
2 weeks ago

Brooke

Had a FWB measure mine, couldn't wait to tell her mates though

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By *adbod11Man
2 weeks ago

Wantage

I just bought some "My Size" brand condoms for the larger gent. You measure yourself for the best fit.

7.5" long. 6.5" girth.

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By *ister_EMan
2 weeks ago

Hayling Island


"Any guy who claims they haven't is a liar.

What's the motivation for lying about such a mundane thing? People usually only lie to hide something, to gain something or for self aggrandisement.

Pathological liars are pretty rare. So there would have to be an up-side to lying and a down side to telling the truth. And I really don't see what the benefit is for someone saying they do t know how big their cock is?

Perhaps your statement reflects more on your own character than theirs, if your first assumption is that they are lying.....

Simply because they do not wish to admit their size. Be it because they know it is small and commonly would bullied for it or they genuinely don't know how it would compare to others and don't want to take the risk. So claiming to not know is easier than lying about the size itself and getting caught in the lie. And so you know I have met many compulsive liars over the years and they are quite common actually. "

That comes across as pretty damm arrogant! Calling people you've never met liars and claiming to know how they think and what motivates them better than they do.

I am telling you that I have never measured my cock before. I made a deliberate decision not to as I never want to get Into the dick measuring mentality that so many guys fall prey to. I wanted to avoid the feelings of inadequacy or smug superiority that I associate with guys obsessed with size.

And from my experience a liar is gonna lie regardless. If someone is going to lie about size why wouldn't they lie about the measurement lol.

I suggest you emmend your statement to use words like many or most...

When you make blanket statements about "All people" of any group you usually co.e out of it looking pretty sad or petty.

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By *ackl60Man
2 weeks ago

Falkirk

i have... it's 12 inches long.... but i don't use it as a rule.... 😉

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By *orfun68Man
2 weeks ago

near Settle

Yes. 8 inch when hard. I’m a grower not a shower

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By *ittleJohn5Man
2 weeks ago

Wickham Market

Yes, and found it wanting

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By *knick45Man
2 weeks ago

Bristol

Why would you do this. If whoever your fucking is satisfied who cares x

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By *heboyfromtgewoodMan
2 weeks ago

cinderford

Can’t say I ever had to be fair

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By *heblackbull1234Man
2 weeks ago

london

I guess everyone does and just like their heights they add a few inches

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By *mfao88Man
2 weeks ago

north yorkshire

I think from observation that my elections are different from time to time, sometimes situation or time dependent, which Inhadnt realised when I was younger, lengthened girth differ abit from time to time,. Anyone else find this?

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By *ave1976XXXMan
2 weeks ago

newmarket

Not since I was a teen

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By *he fab twoCouple
2 weeks ago

brentwood

Where you measure from makes a difference

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