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By *taker OP   Man
33 weeks ago

Gosport

No qualms about it, I hadn't wanted to go. I definitely did not want to be here. Brother in laws stag do, with him and his mates all approximately 30 years younger than me. Mrs made me do it, 'he really likes you, do it for me, pleassse'. I'm too old to be drinking 18 hour's a day, especially with these pricks who get louder by the pint.

Karaoke, whoopping twats on drugs, for some reason they also wanted to see the Tom Jones tribute - That was more like it, right up to 'Delilah' then it became an arms linked, out of tune (karaoke again) football chant.

I drew the line at the Bruno Mars tribute, I made a 'toilet excuse', went straight past it and out the exit. I started off being polite saying 'no thank you' to the 'free shots, this way', 'want some drugs, they real cheap' type of illegals trying to (more aggressively) badger you into their bars, by the tenth time I was telling them to 'fuck off'.

Then the downpour hit. It was like our first two months of the years relentless rainfall we've had in England all at once. Even I, 'Mr umbrella over my dead body' sort shelter in a closed down pub entrance. The quickening clip, clopping of high heels, and squealing gave me warning to the imminent arrival of a fellow tourist in need of sanctuary from the monsoonlike deluge.

Then she turned the corner into my sanctum. Talking way to fast, apologising for invading my space, blonde hair, blue eyes, said she wanted to be an actress or something...

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

Wrexham

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

LIVINGSTON

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33 weeks ago

Wirral

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By *taker OP   Man
33 weeks ago

Gosport

Her name was Chelsea, she was from London (obviously). She was 23 and shivering in her white, wet, now see through cotton mini dress. Her tits were bra free and for want of a better word 'lovely'. Probably 38/40 D/DD on a size 14 body, her nipples standing proud and erect, probably (who am I kidding, they weren't like that on my behalf), due to the cold and wet dress they were under.

Reminded me of the 'wet t-shirt competitions' of old at the biker rallies that I used to frequent. Mmmm, I digress, sorry.

I realised I was staring. I shook my head and raised my eye level to hers. 'I'm sorry, I must come across as a creepy old man' I muttered, quietly.

She hadn't realised I was staring. Her mouth was to busy going ten to the dozen. Sprouting out all sort of nonsense about how she couldn't understand how she hadn't been fucked yet in the 13 hours that she got off the plane. 'If you shut your mouth the fuck up for long enough, then someone may want to shove their cock in it' I held back from saying.

'You're shaking with the cold, (love the way those titties are bouncing - I didn't add). Here put my hoody on', I insisted, pulling it over my head. 'Love your dad bod' she giggled as my middle aged spread was exposed. Ungrateful bitch, I thought, unsure whether she was actually complimenting me or taking the piss.

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By *ussyeater692Man
33 weeks ago

Wrexham

Keep going please, getting good

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By *namoratomanMan
33 weeks ago

Herefordshire

Just liking the build up. I hope there’s more to come.

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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Don’t you just love Benidorm!

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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By *anningumi04Man
33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

Shannon and Costa Blanca

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By *taker OP   Man
33 weeks ago

Gosport

'Thanks Mr. I am bloody cold as you can see' she giggled, while looking at her hard buds. I refused to look at first, untill she thrust her chest towards me insisting I look. I pretended to reluctantly look, when I did, I raised an eyebrow 'Spock-like' in acknowledgement and said 'I see'. She giggled again.

It was a nice, soft giggle, not the hysterical, over the top cackle like some which makes me cringe.

'Hold my bag for me while I put this on' she asked nicely, handing me her clutch bag. I took the bag, and placed it on the floor. Chelsea looked at me puzzlingly 'I don't carry handbags' I stated matter of factly. 'Of course you don't !' She giggled again. Seemingly questioning why she ever thought I would've.

'Help me put this on please. ... As you've got your hands free' she smiled and put her arms up high in mock surrender. This action obviously caused her mini dress to shorten even more as it rode up her body. She noticed that I noticed and she smirked.

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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33 weeks ago

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By *taker OP   Man
32 weeks ago

Gosport

I stood behind her to slip my hoodie over her outstretched arms and past her head. I was holding it by the seams, so when I pulled it down her body it was down her sides, just brushing (with bare minimal contact - deliberately I might add) her soft globes.

I was sufficiently taller than her, so that when I pulled it down to it's full length, it stretched over her (well rounded) bottom. She stumbled into me (quite deliberately I assumed), as I did so, and she pulled my arms around her waist for support.

She held me tight, just longer than she needed to in order to regain her balance. 'Urgghh' she squealed, 'your top is just pushing my cold dress into me, take it off'.

'There's no pleasing some women !' I grumbled as I took a step back, seized the bottom of the hoodie and yanked upwards. The dress rose with the hoodie, it was past her white thong before she objected.

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By *he hamMan
32 weeks ago

dublin

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32 weeks ago

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By *he fab twoCouple
32 weeks ago

brentwood


"I stood behind her to slip my hoodie over her outstretched arms and past her head. I was holding it by the seams, so when I pulled it down her body it was down her sides, just brushing (with bare minimal contact - deliberately I might add) her soft globes.

I was sufficiently taller than her, so that when I pulled it down to it's full length, it stretched over her (well rounded) bottom. She stumbled into me (quite deliberately I assumed), as I did so, and she pulled my arms around her waist for support.

She held me tight, just longer than she needed to in order to regain her balance. 'Urgghh' she squealed, 'your top is just pushing my cold dress into me, take it off'.

'There's no pleasing some women !' I grumbled as I took a step back, seized the bottom of the hoodie and yanked upwards. The dress rose with the hoodie, it was past her white thong before she objected. "

surprised she objected

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32 weeks ago

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32 weeks ago

Pontefract

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32 weeks ago

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32 weeks ago

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32 weeks ago

Madrid

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By *exbot 1Man
32 weeks ago

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32 weeks ago

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32 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire

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32 weeks ago

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32 weeks ago

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32 weeks ago

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32 weeks ago

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32 weeks ago

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By *taker OP   Man
32 weeks ago

Gosport

'We don't want the wet dress pulled off at the same time as the dry top now do we ? Silly man' she patronisingly said slowly. 'I, I, I assure you that was not my intention' I stuttered, sounding anything but assuringly. Why was I stuttering? I questioned myself. I proceeded to remove the hoodie.

I was left holding the hoodie when she said 'Stay here, I'll be back in a minute'. The rain on the metal roof intensified, condemning (not sure if that was the correct word I said to myself) to more time with this much younger woman.

She disappeared up the slight incline, further back in the shelter, into the dark shadows, out of sight. My questioning mind was soon answered by a stream of wee coming out of the shadows towards me. I shook my head and hopped over it. 'Classy' I thought.

That cute little giggle emitted from the blackness 'You should've seen your face. As for that hop. It wasn't very manly was it ? Come here'

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By *ussD1Man
32 weeks ago

Gloucester

Great start. I can relate to the first instalments and not wanting to get involved in those shenanigans. The later, now that’s more like it.

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32 weeks ago

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32 weeks ago

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32 weeks ago

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32 weeks ago

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32 weeks ago

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32 weeks ago

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32 weeks ago

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32 weeks ago

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32 weeks ago

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32 weeks ago

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32 weeks ago

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32 weeks ago

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32 weeks ago

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32 weeks ago

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32 weeks ago

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32 weeks ago

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32 weeks ago

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32 weeks ago

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32 weeks ago

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32 weeks ago

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By *taker OP   Man
32 weeks ago

Gosport

With trepidation I tardily went towards the darkness. As I drew nearer, my eyes adjusted and I took in the stunning vision. Chelsea had removed her dress, she looked 'beautiful'.

Could've been a trick of the (lack of) light i suppose, but her face absolutely looked alluring, her breasts, well, I hadn't seen any that 'magnificent' for over 30 years, (definitely not heading south like I'm used to seeing daily I noted with amusement), just enough flesh to hide any ribs (I hate seeing ribs), a little rounded belly, hips expertly filled out, her mound bald,(waxed I guessed for no apparent reason), thighs that could definitely hold you and legs that looked longer than her height suggested.

'Stop drooling, and help me with your hoodie please' she stated, her voiced snapped me out of the trance I found myself in.

The hoodie slipped easily down over her, it's 2XL size hiding the delightful image underneath. 'Can I put my clothes in the pouch ? I have wrang them out. I don't want to look like a slag holding my wet dress do I?' 'Of course you can' I uttered.

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32 weeks ago

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32 weeks ago

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32 weeks ago

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32 weeks ago

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32 weeks ago

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32 weeks ago

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32 weeks ago

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32 weeks ago

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32 weeks ago

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32 weeks ago

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32 weeks ago

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32 weeks ago

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32 weeks ago

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32 weeks ago

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32 weeks ago

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32 weeks ago

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32 weeks ago

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32 weeks ago

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32 weeks ago

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32 weeks ago

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32 weeks ago

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32 weeks ago

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By *taker OP   Man
32 weeks ago

Gosport

'Rain makes me horny' she stated matter of factly. 'What makes you horny ?' She questioned. I knew that question was coming after the first statement. 'Twenty years ago YOU !' I thought but didn't say.

'Mature, confident, funny women, who know what their doing and are happy that I replace stamina for the skills I have learnt over the years.' I stated confidentiality. I was actually impressed with my quick answer. 'Played with a straight bat' is I think the cricket term. 'Sounds similar to me' she said happily. I definitely DID say 'mature' didn't I ? I hoped. I definitely did.

'The rain is dying off a bit, I'll walk you back to your hotel' I stated. 'You are a gentleman aren't you ! Don't mean you're getting any' she smiled and winked at me. 'All I would like from you is my hoodie please' I was sounding like a policeman or something. 'OK, here you are' and she started to pull the hoodie off. 'When you have a new set of clothes...' I dismayed as she pulled it back down. This is turning into a Carry On film I surmised.

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32 weeks ago

manchester

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By *jspunkyMan
32 weeks ago

nr rowde

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32 weeks ago

wirral

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By *ike231251Man
32 weeks ago

Heckmondwike

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By *ayarMan
32 weeks ago

Wirral

More updates

Loving it

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By *arlos671Man
32 weeks ago

leeds

Next episode please

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By *J GeminiTV/TS
32 weeks ago

Northumberland

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32 weeks ago

Swansea

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32 weeks ago

Witney

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By *ohn_1983Man
32 weeks ago

South of Norwich

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32 weeks ago

South of Norwich

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