FabSwingers.com forum: Should Not Have Seen That

By (user no longer on site) OP
51 weeks ago

Anyone got any stories of things they have seen but really shouldn't have? Here's mines.

Away in Lanzarote for a holiday. Friends are staying in the appartment building next to us, divided balconies by a wall. Girl of the couple, young, hour glass figure, looks amazing in a bikini, hopped onto the wall with her stomach to talk and didn't notice one of her tits came out of her bikini. She jumped back over the wall and it's all I could think of. Only a couple of months previous she was getting out of a taxi with myself and a couple of friends to go to a party, already d*unk, she slid out of the taxi but her dress went all the way up her back. Revealing her peachy arse wearing just a thong. She quickly pulled it back down but not quick enough for basically everyone behind her including myself to get a good glance lol.

Anyone got any other sights they shouldn't have seen?

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By *ocketman20Man
51 weeks ago

Douglas

One of the mums from school, she’s around 5’0” long dark hair, beautiful smile and a lovely curvy body.

She was wearing a very short tight skirt and bent over to plug something in and the skirt rode up over her arse. Unfortunately she had tights on, but what a sight, many wanks over that.

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By *ragsterMan
51 weeks ago

Blackburn

About 20 years ago.. I was mid-30s..dating my now wife had her 20 year old niece staying with her...niece had got ready for a big night out at a new year ball...she was sat on the spare bed , wearing her long ankle length tight figure hugging ball gown with a thigh high split up the side.. she was already well through a bottle of prosecco...and didn't realise when she sat sort of side saddle on the bed, the thigh high split came more to the front...revealing she was commando with a neat landing strip..and her clit hood just pushing through her lips. ..my now wife was over by the window and couldn't see what I could see...the niece was totally oblivious as she just kept talking with her pussy in clear view..

This horny view from heaven lasted for about 2-3 mins before she turned to get more prosecco....she is still in my wank bank. .. and I still see her niece now and again.

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

My ex-wife’s niece used to live with us. She used to walk around with baggy vest tops on. She was a very small girl with more nip than tit. God I can still see them puffy nipples now.

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By *ragsterMan
51 weeks ago

Blackburn

"My ex-wife’s niece used to live with us. She used to walk around with baggy vest tops on. She was a very small girl with more nip than tit. God I can still see them puffy nipples now. "

How old was the niece?

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

18/19 at the time should’ve added that to the post

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By *ornysouthwalesMan
51 weeks ago

Merthyr Tydfil

Last summer my daughter in law was sitting on the sofa opposite me in small but not tight shorts, she had one leg folded and the other bent upright this meant her shorts slid right across and revealed all of her pussy to me we chatted for ages before she moved

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Saw plenty I shouldn't have growing up

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By *unguy30Man
51 weeks ago

London

Was raised in an open family saw quite a few things

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By *andyh78Man
51 weeks ago

manchester

A goth girl in a leather coat and short skirt that was way to short. I could see those cheeks really well as she walked around the shop.

A friend was showing me pics the house he is renovating. As he quickly scrolled through his phone to find the pics, one of his wife wizzed past. Posing on the bed in a crotchless fishnet catsuit. I always suspected that they were a dirty pair

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By *earded_delight2022Man
51 weeks ago

telford

Remember seeing my ex sis in law in a vest top. Leaning forward and showing a perfect pair of small tits. Always wanted to see them!!

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

An ex gfs mum, she had been out shopping and bought a leather studded basque, she slipped it on and came down to show her daughter, not realising I was sat in the kitchen.., well she definitely had my cock twitching and she didn’t hurry away back upstairs, in fact she gave a good twirl and stood chatting in her fishnets heels and the amazing leather stutted basque.

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By *alum 69-69Man
51 weeks ago

Cardiff

"Last summer my daughter in law was sitting on the sofa opposite me in small but not tight shorts, she had one leg folded and the other bent upright this meant her shorts slid right across and revealed all of her pussy to me we chatted for ages before she moved "
was she shaved

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By (user no longer on site) OP
51 weeks ago

Great stories so far

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By *ornysouthwalesMan
51 weeks ago

Merthyr Tydfil

Yes shaved, with nice lips

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Love the comments

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By *edagainMan
51 weeks ago

Newcastle

I was converting my loft about 5 years ago and we hadn’t got a proper staircase in at the time and were using a ladder to get up and down. The m-i-l came to have a look and see what was happening. I was in the loft doing bits and as she went back down the ladder I could see down her top and her lovely big boobs were braless. My cock instantly grew so I made sure to stand above the loft hatch for a few seconds so she could see up my shorts if she looked back up again. She certainly looked back up and when I went back downstairs about 15 minutes later she told me it was a good size and what a good job we were doing and winked at me.

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By *oyeur999Man
51 weeks ago

irvine

some great stories

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By *mateur100Man
51 weeks ago

nr faversham

Got home early and heard noises coming from upstairs. Went up there, spare room door was ajar and sis in law was riding her bf

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By *j and c 2Couple
51 weeks ago

mullingar

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By *reenworld55Man
51 weeks ago

dorchester

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By *ornyfriendlygentlemanMan
51 weeks ago

Mid-Sussex

Last summer I went to a nudist spa with a rest area and an area where they allow people to fuck. I went to have a shower and this beautiful lady joined me the shower,she had a amazing a figure perfect bottom and boobs,I was trying to get a good view of her pussy, but you have to respect other customers or I could have been chucked out.I still have some fond memories of seeing her on this day.

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By *ogan WillowCouple
51 weeks ago

Leeds

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Went to a Butlins music weekend with 2 couples, both friends of my girlfriend at the time, all in a shared chalet. Middle of the night, everyone d*unk, I walked through the lounge where one couple were on the sofa bed. On the way to the loo, I saw she was naked and not under the covers. And on the way back, she was playing with her boobs and touching her pussy.

Next morning, nothing said, just a smile

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By *exymarvelMan
51 weeks ago

cardiff

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By *ragsterMan
51 weeks ago

Blackburn

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Few years ago worked with a female who was trying to find something on her phone. She was scrolling through pictures when one of her naked appeared. She quickly moved her phone but not before I had seen it.

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By *cfc1965Man
51 weeks ago

horsham

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By *inkyjijoMan
51 weeks ago

Angus

Went on holiday with sis in law n her man to Portugal sharing an apartment. One morning I took a cup of coffee through to sis in law...as i went in sh was climbing out of bed in her short nighty which rode up and i saw her very hairy pussy and the big lips hanging down......her hubby was in kitchen lol

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By *ampire69Man
51 weeks ago

Birmingham West Midlands

picked up a phone at work in the canteen nobody seemed to know who the owner was i held on to it and went back to office, when i got to office i had a look to see if i could identify the owner no luck opened up the pictures to see if i could recognise any body, OMG found the owner with the first picture loads and loads and loads of porn pics of her and her boy friend performing. just sent out an email saying phone found 10 mins later she collected never said a word not even a blush

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By *cfc1965Man
51 weeks ago

horsham

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By *ragsterMan
51 weeks ago

Blackburn

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By *ony 529Man
51 weeks ago

coventry

I went out with my best mate known him from school. We both got a bit d*unk and I stayed at his house. I’m an early riser and I walked past the bedroom and I saw her Santa on top of him. She’s very prim and proper. I must’ve watched for about five minutes and I’ve course I never said anything to him but what a lovely site

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By *hinycactusMan
50 weeks ago

Darlington

Mother in law lived a few houses away from the gf and came to visit one afternoon. Being so close she was only wearing a nightie. She sat down opposite me and started chatting away. Had a wonderful view of her shaved pussy for a good twenty minutes

Still wonder if she was doing it on purpose. Been a long time in the wank bank that image

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By *ridayGuyMan
50 weeks ago

Houghton le Spring

Stayed at a mates house after a night in the pub.

Next morning his sister was sat on the sofa opposite me with her nightdress on. Opened her legs and exposed her gorgeous ginger bush. Wanked over that view many times.

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By *-Have-The-KeyMan
50 weeks ago

Milton Keynes

In my late teens I was dating a girl and she took me back to her place (we both still lived at home with parents so it was her parent’s place).

She walked me in the house and straight up the stairs. We had to pass her parents room. The room was lit and the door was open.

The view as we passed was a wall of mirrored wardrobes reflecting the mum on her back legs over his shoulders. Her huge tits trembling as he fucked her.

Gf hadn’t noticed and we carried on into her room. Moments later they obviously hadn’t noticed us either as they became very vocal. To which gf went red and said omg we can’t stay here. Grabbed my hand and guided me out. Door still open I looked in as we passed. Her mum now on all fours. Tits swaying as she shouted fuck me harder and he was banging the life out of her from behind. The sound of thighs slapping and ass spanking with murmurs and prayer.

I was dragged downstairs and we went to mine instead.

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By *ish330Man
50 weeks ago

swansea

Camping at Silverstone for the f1 last year there was a couple in there late twenties camping in a tent a cheap tent and every night when they had the light on you could see straight through and shagged all weekend and she was very loud first night they shagged for nearly a hour and when they finished she came out of the tent to go to the toilet and just smiled at the two guys camping next to her about six foot away who were sitting outside there tent came back after the loo and started again she could see that most people sit outside there tent drinking and didn’t care

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

Staying at a family members house for a long weekend in the summer i got up during night for a wee passed by her bedroom, door slightly open, she was on top of bed masterbating,,I watched for ages,,ended up cuming outside the bedroom,,

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By *ragsterMan
50 weeks ago

Blackburn

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By *annSummersMan
50 weeks ago

Glasgow

In-laws seem to be the most popular

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By *hyrichMan
50 weeks ago

lincolnshire

"Staying at a family members house for a long weekend in the summer i got up during night for a wee passed by her bedroom, door slightly open, she was on top of bed masterbating,,I watched for ages,,ended up cuming outside the bedroom,,"
Love this, brings back me

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By *ave65Man
50 weeks ago

Rotherham

My ex girlfriend had a 22 year old daughter and one Saturday night me and ex girlfriend are sat on settee watching telly and her daughter would come down and sit in the chair at side of the telly, talking to her mother putting her boots on. Her daughter is a big girl size 20 to 22, but she always wore short skirts or dresses and this Saturday night she sat across putting her boots on and I can see up her short skirt She got a tiny little thong on just covering her pussy. I could see all the shapes of her lips, and it looked very bold as the thong was see-through. My cock was hard as I’m trying to make out im watch the TV. Anyway, she goes out clubbing. Early hours in the morning I wake up and I hear a daughter and her boyfriend come in. They’re in the next room to us and I can hear them start fucking they’re both very loud as they’re d*unk as they’re moans, get loud and louder as I can hear them both cuming . And I’m rock hard again listening to them . They go to sleep so do I and when I wake up in the morning my girlfriend is downstairs talking to my daughter, I go to the bathroom to the toilet and have a look in the wash basket and guess what’s in there her little see-through thong that she had on Saturday night. I had to pick it up and sniff it. She smelled fantastic and there was still moist and wet. My cock was hard again. I had to wrap it round my cock and have a good wank and I come loads all over her thong.

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By *ragsterMan
50 weeks ago

Blackburn

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By *eandher4and9Couple
50 weeks ago

leeds

Loving these.

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By *eandher4and9Couple
50 weeks ago

leeds

"Was raised in an open family saw quite a few things"

Nice.

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By *asy 1965Man
50 weeks ago

Bury St Edmonds

Many years ago being a sixteen year old apprentice during the Xmas do at the printing factory I worked. It was not a party just a combination of drinks, cards and general mixing of the factory girls and the machine minders.

I wandered out to have a smoke as we all did then and pushed the plastic swing door open to one of the loading bays. To my suprise the was Alec,"Jock the cock' and the Tank, can't remember his name fucking one of the women, she sandwich between them Jock fucking her fanny and the Tank fucking her arse.

They just looked at me as if it was an everyday thing.

The following year I had passed my driving test and one of the married old women (all of 37 years) asked me for a lift home.

After following her directions she told me to stop, it was at a wooded common, she fucked the arse off me then told me to come to her house during the day as her husband was at work.

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

I'm a small boob fan on 18+ ladies and I used to work with a 20yr old who would lean over the bench to chat. Well she wore company blouse and skirt and one day we're chatting and her blouse fell forward to reveal a training bra which fell open to reveal a tiny titty with a puffy brown nipple. I tried to get her into bed later but sadly no joy as I was twice her age.

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By *ragsterMan
50 weeks ago

Blackburn

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By *eandher4and9Couple
50 weeks ago

leeds

"I'm a small boob fan on 18+ ladies and I used to work with a 20yr old who would lean over the bench to chat. Well she wore company blouse and skirt and one day we're chatting and her blouse fell forward to reveal a training bra which fell open to reveal a tiny titty with a puffy brown nipple. I tried to get her into bed later but sadly no joy as I was twice her age.

Mmmmm. Nice.

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By *rrdvarkMan
50 weeks ago

Wakefield

Aged early 20s I met a girl while doing my Duke of Edinburgh award. She was a couple of years younger and into similar things as me. I plucked up the courage to ask her out and we dated for a short while. During this short period I was introduced to her parents. Having an old head on young shoulders we hit it off and it soon became apparent I got on with her parents better than with her. Sadly it all came to an end without so much as a fondle. A month or two passed and I got a text from a random number … it turned out to be her mum. Everything was platonic and she said she missed our conversations. It was agreed as I was at uni and working part time we would meet for coffee and a chat somewhere out of the way. This happened a few times when one night I got a text from the mum saying she had developed feelings. I was taken back by this and said we needed to chat about it as she was double my age if not a little more. She was very attractive… slim, dark hair, and about 5ft 7 ish. I wasn’t going to rule it out being a horny young lad. We met and chatted and she had clearly made an effort with heals tight jeans and a tight white top which wasn’t low cut but being tight showed off the roundness of her boobs. She wasn’t massive in that department but still nice. In time we ended up fucking in her car, my car, her house while her family were out including the daughters bed, sons bed and the marital bed. I found out her boobs were a little droopy and some would say pancake like but I loved them! So soft! Nipples in the right place … just gorgeous and obviously the swung and bounced. Something I love! Her pussy had a small tuft above it as that was the way she liked it … not my preference but still amazing. One meet she surprised me when she stripped naked and there it was … freshly shaven and totally naked. I asked what had she done … and she replied I get sod all at home, being married as long as I have it happens so i may as well make an effort for you. Well that was it I had to lick her to orgasm. This went on for 6 months before we decided it couldn’t continue. I still think of her

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By *andy IanMan
50 weeks ago

cheshire/Preston

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By *rrdvarkMan
50 weeks ago

Wakefield

Thanks Ian

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By *eandher4and9Couple
50 weeks ago

leeds

"Aged early 20s I met a girl while doing my Duke of Edinburgh award. She was a couple of years younger and into similar things as me. I plucked up the courage to ask her out and we dated for a short while. During this short period I was introduced to her parents. Having an old head on young shoulders we hit it off and it soon became apparent I got on with her parents better than with her. Sadly it all came to an end without so much as a fondle. A month or two passed and I got a text from a random number … it turned out to be her mum. Everything was platonic and she said she missed our conversations. It was agreed as I was at uni and working part time we would meet for coffee and a chat somewhere out of the way. This happened a few times when one night I got a text from the mum saying she had developed feelings. I was taken back by this and said we needed to chat about it as she was double my age if not a little more. She was very attractive… slim, dark hair, and about 5ft 7 ish. I wasn’t going to rule it out being a horny young lad. We met and chatted and she had clearly made an effort with heals tight jeans and a tight white top which wasn’t low cut but being tight showed off the roundness of her boobs. She wasn’t massive in that department but still nice. In time we ended up fucking in her car, my car, her house while her family were out including the daughters bed, sons bed and the marital bed. I found out her boobs were a little droopy and some would say pancake like but I loved them! So soft! Nipples in the right place … just gorgeous and obviously the swung and bounced. Something I love! Her pussy had a small tuft above it as that was the way she liked it … not my preference but still amazing. One meet she surprised me when she stripped naked and there it was … freshly shaven and totally naked. I asked what had she done … and she replied I get sod all at home, being married as long as I have it happens so i may as well make an effort for you. Well that was it I had to lick her to orgasm. This went on for 6 months before we decided it couldn’t continue. I still think of her

Lovley memories though.

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By *rrdvarkMan
50 weeks ago

Wakefield

Oh definitely

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By *hyrichMan
50 weeks ago

lincolnshire

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By *hyrichMan
50 weeks ago

lincolnshire

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By *izzygizzMan
50 weeks ago

manchester

Walked in on my gran getting ready for a night out , her friend was doing her hair, I walked in she was sat there topless, massive big swinging tits on show, I was 14, best thing I’d ever seen

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By *ragsterMan
50 weeks ago

Blackburn

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By *eandher4and9Couple
50 weeks ago

leeds

"Walked in on my gran getting ready for a night out , her friend was doing her hair, I walked in she was sat there topless, massive big swinging tits on show, I was 14, best thing I’d ever seen "

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By *heboyfromtgewoodMan
50 weeks ago

cinderford

I walked in on my mum being bent over the sofa they never realised I’d seen

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By *eandher4and9Couple
50 weeks ago

leeds

Wow.

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

When we lived at home my sister had a habit I'd stealing my phone charger all the time , got home from football one day and charger had gone so stormed in her room to get it thinking no one was in and she was sucking her boyfriends cock

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

My step daughter use to walk round wearing next to nothing - always use to flash to me when mum was out at work !!! Naughty girl

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By *rompton boyMan
50 weeks ago

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Many moons ago while I was away on a lads holiday I got back from a night out and seen my mate getting sucked off by a girl he’d met earlier in the night. I jokingly offered a 2nd cock. She took me up on the offer and we spent the night spitroasting her

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By *eandher4and9Couple
50 weeks ago

leeds

"My step daughter use to walk round wearing next to nothing - always use to flash to me when mum was out at work !!! Naughty girl "

Naughty but nice.

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By *ere2help82Man
50 weeks ago

Bromsgrove

Few years ago me, my mate and his then Mrs had gone to the pub for a few, she went back and we stayed out. When we got back we walked in to the lounge and she was on the sofa naked to surprise him. Forgot i was coming back! I can still picture her big tits bouncing as she ran upstairs, i wanked over that a few times.

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By *eandher4and9Couple
50 weeks ago

leeds

"Few years ago me, my mate and his then Mrs had gone to the pub for a few, she went back and we stayed out. When we got back we walked in to the lounge and she was on the sofa naked to surprise him. Forgot i was coming back! I can still picture her big tits bouncing as she ran upstairs, i wanked over that a few times.

Wow. Nice.

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By *eandher4and9Couple
50 weeks ago

leeds

We love reading about stuff like this and kinky tabu stuff.

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By *ave65Man
50 weeks ago

Rotherham

"We love reading about stuff like this and kinky tabu stuff. "
have you got any ? Xx

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By *wingersimonMan
50 weeks ago

Birmingham

These are my favourite kind of threads. Like a series of short stories.

My own contribution is related to a work event I was at where we were working in groups round a table as part of some strategy thing or other. I was next to a lovely young blonde from the legal team who had a loose white blouse on which had a middle button undone, leaving a big enough gap for me to spend at least a couple of hours sneaking glances at her fulsome boobs nestled in her lovely lacy (and quite sexy for work) half cup bra.

I love getting sneaky glimpses on sexy bras.

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By *umblebiMan
50 weeks ago

ayles

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By *eandher4and9Couple
50 weeks ago

leeds

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By *exymarvelMan
50 weeks ago

cardiff

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By *izzygizzMan
50 weeks ago

manchester

Yeah a nice flash of bra or nipple mmmm

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By *omfordjoeMan
50 weeks ago

Dagenham

Pm me

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By *umseekerMan
50 weeks ago

montrose

Love seeing accidental lingerie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
49 weeks ago

Great stories by the way, loved reading them!

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Partners daughter d*unk fell over in the house dress rode up she was commando and very puffy lipped so think she had been fuxked lol helped her up after a good look lol

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By *eandher4and9Couple
49 weeks ago

leeds

Loving these.

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By *he-ProfessorMan
49 weeks ago

cheltenham

I used to live in a shared house and the bathroom door lock rarely worked properly so ended up seeing the ladies I shared with on the loo or just out of the shower quite regularly.

A work colleague who was getting something down from some high racking somehow ripped the seam on her leggings and gave me a very clear view from below, best thing she didn't notice immediately so carried on reaching for stuff until I wrapped my jumper around her to stop others seeing.

I stopped over at a friend's house late at night after missing the last bus and his 20 year old daughter walked in to the spare room naked and wet from a shower, they kept the towels in a cupboard in that room & she had no idea I was there.

Best one was dropping something back to a friend, I had a key as used to look after their pets when they went away & as it was during the working day they normally would have been out.

Walk in to the lounge to find his wife naked on the sofa with another naked lady on all fours with her head between the wife's legs,took them a while to notice then they tried to cover up quickly.

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By *ragsterMan
49 weeks ago

Blackburn

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By *eandher4and9Couple
49 weeks ago

leeds

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By *ichtea284Man
49 weeks ago

Beccles

"My ex-wife’s niece used to live with us. She used to walk around with baggy vest tops on. She was a very small girl with more nip than tit. God I can still see them puffy nipples now. "

Had a similarly pleasant situation when my wife's neice was staying with us for a while, plus an inadvertent glimpse up her pj shorts a couple of times

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By *heekychopperMan
49 weeks ago

Swansea

"My ex-wife’s niece used to live with us. She used to walk around with baggy vest tops on. She was a very small girl with more nip than tit. God I can still see them puffy nipples now.

Had a similarly pleasant situation when my wife's neice was staying with us for a while, plus an inadvertent glimpse up her pj shorts a couple of times"

Eventually they always end up wearing pjs which are a little too skimpy. Can't help but catch your eye then.

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By *exymarvelMan
49 weeks ago

cardiff

Love the innocent flashes

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By *ormladMan
49 weeks ago

Kilmarnock

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By *ritter1Man
49 weeks ago

Dundee

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By *eandher4and9Couple
49 weeks ago

leeds

"My ex-wife’s niece used to live with us. She used to walk around with baggy vest tops on. She was a very small girl with more nip than tit. God I can still see them puffy nipples now.

Had a similarly pleasant situation when my wife's neice was staying with us for a while, plus an inadvertent glimpse up her pj shorts a couple of times

Eventually they always end up wearing pjs which are a little too skimpy. Can't help but catch your eye then."

Nice

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By *orthwestsamMan
49 weeks ago

travel with work

Not quite as horny as some of these but when I was going through some old boxes in the loft I found some photos my wife had from a girls holiday she went on in her uni years, with a couple where they were showing off their white bits, we regularly see some of her friends to this day, little do they know I’ve seen them all naked!

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By *heekychopperMan
49 weeks ago

Swansea

"Not quite as horny as some of these but when I was going through some old boxes in the loft I found some photos my wife had from a girls holiday she went on in her uni years, with a couple where they were showing off their white bits, we regularly see some of her friends to this day, little do they know I’ve seen them all naked!"

Hot that they don't have a clue though;)

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By *oodymonsterMan
49 weeks ago

Near Shrewsbury

Growing me and my mum went on holiday with her friend from church. Needless to say they were great friends lol.

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By *eandher4and9Couple
49 weeks ago

leeds

"Growing me and my mum went on holiday with her friend from church. Needless to say they were great friends lol."

Mmmmmmm

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By *olitemanMan
49 weeks ago

Yiewsley

Years ago in college, I was one of the only people who could drive. I took a lady student to the shops one evening. She was trying some clothes on and I walked towards the changing cubicle and saw her drop her skirt through a crack in the curtain. She was commando. I wondered how many times she was in college without panties and no one knew.

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By *ussD1Man
49 weeks ago

Gloucester

I’ve one or two tame ones. Sat at work in a sofa zone with a colleague and could see straight up her skirt. Very white panties covering her pussy. Another my girlfriends sister wearing a vest top, no bra, sat on the sofa as I’m standing chatting her top falling forward tits visible from where I’m stood. But a slight twist. My sisters friend caught me naked on the landing as she’s coming from the loo. She’s staying over after a night out and I was up going to the loo. Oops.

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49 weeks ago

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By *eet or funMan
46 weeks ago

peterborough

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By *eandher4and9Couple
46 weeks ago

leeds

Nice to read these. Fam ones so horny.

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By *ragsterMan
46 weeks ago

Blackburn

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By *izzly1Couple
46 weeks ago

here

Not quite as good as some. But I was helping out a mate delivering food, and occasionally this young mum (20s?) Would answer the door in just the dressing gown. One night, it took her a while to answer the door, she had left the curtains open, and saw her coming down the stairs, pendulous big boobs swinging free as she tried to out on said dressing gown.. bloody gorgeous view.

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By *eandher4and9Couple
46 weeks ago

leeds

"Not quite as good as some. But I was helping out a mate delivering food, and occasionally this young mum (20s?) Would answer the door in just the dressing gown. One night, it took her a while to answer the door, she had left the curtains open, and saw her coming down the stairs, pendulous big boobs swinging free as she tried to out on said dressing gown.. bloody gorgeous view.

Lovley.

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By *rnoldZiffelMan
46 weeks ago

Leinster

Now THAT'S a great story and one I think merits a Part II

...did she explain, get angry...did hubby know...who was the "other woman"...another neighbour ...or perhaps you never got to find out? Do you still have a key?

"I used to live in a shared house and the bathroom door lock rarely worked

Best one was dropping something back to a friend, I had a key as used to look after their pets when they went away & as it was during the working day they normally would have been out.

Walk in to the lounge to find his wife naked on the sofa with another naked lady on all fours with her head between the wife's legs,took them a while to notice then they tried to cover up quickly. "

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By *ick manMan
46 weeks ago

longford

Just thinking the same surely more too this story

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By *ritter1Man
46 weeks ago

Dundee

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By *eandher4and9Couple
46 weeks ago

leeds

"Now THAT'S a great story and one I think merits a Part II

...did she explain, get angry...did hubby know...who was the "other woman"...another neighbour ...or perhaps you never got to find out? Do you still have a key?

I used to live in a shared house and the bathroom door lock rarely worked

Best one was dropping something back to a friend, I had a key as used to look after their pets when they went away & as it was during the working day they normally would have been out.

Walk in to the lounge to find his wife naked on the sofa with another naked lady on all fours with her head between the wife's legs,took them a while to notice then they tried to cover up quickly. "

Must be more to this story.

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By *kybluesam1987Man
46 weeks ago

coventry

When I was about 12/13 went on a huge family holiday to salou and caught my older cousin fuking on the hotel roof/viewing gallery

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By *exymarvelMan
46 weeks ago

cardiff

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46 weeks ago

Good to see some new stories, keep them coming

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By *ohnwest20Man
46 weeks ago

consett

Sister many a time on holiday

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By *eandher4and9Couple
46 weeks ago

leeds

"Sister many a time on holiday "

More details.

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By *W ThrillsMan
46 weeks ago

S/W London

Worked in a heavily dominated female environment now I am thinking of them I have plenty of stories.. someone had issue under desk, went under girl opposite was sitting crossed legged, as soon as I got under she undone her legs and flipped her legs over and crossed them again.

Saw the beautiful white g string middle of summer. She continued to be very friendly still to this day I am not sure if she did it on purpose or not.. but thank you! Lol

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By *rishconMan
46 weeks ago

Sth

Some great stories on this

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By *ormladMan
45 weeks ago

Kilmarnock

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By *ldbutnice2Man
45 weeks ago

durham

Sister and her then boyfriend

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By *ettriano 6969Man
45 weeks ago

Eastbourne

When I was 16 worked for a department store, sitting in the staff canteen one lunchtime a female manager in her 40's sat at a nearby table crossed her legs revealing her stocking top, I couldn't take my eyes off her legs until she caught me looking and smiled.

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By *hil1975Man
45 weeks ago

Chesham

I was being given a lift by the wife of a couple I know a long time ago. She had a pencil skirt on with a long slit.

As we drive the skirt rode higher and higher and I caught a glimps of her sticking tops. I could not stop staring. It was so sexy.

Years later we are talking and I started to mention it and she shahid she was fully aware of what she was doing and even told her husband about it.

Wow I wished I had said something as it could have gone a lot further.

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By *roxhotwifecpl4funCouple
45 weeks ago

goffs oak

Clearing out my grandads house with my parents back in the 80’s after he had passed away, opened one of his bedroom draws to find a large collection of sex toys and hundreds of Polaroids of various ladies all naked and performing various sex acts on him and a friend of his. No wonder I ended up in the lifestyle!!!!

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By *exymarvelMan
45 weeks ago

cardiff

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By *eandher4and9Couple
45 weeks ago

leeds

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By *ardleedsMan
45 weeks ago

Leeds

On holiday couple of years back posh young couple in next room. One evening im sat on balcony having a nice cold beer. She comes out onto their balcony in a towel fresh out of the shower I guessing. She then bends over to put some stuff out to dry and I get a perfect view of her bum and lovely pussy from behind. Defo went into the wank bank for later.

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By *ragsterMan
45 weeks ago

Blackburn

Many many years ago aged 17 i wish my mum hadn't decided to spring clean my bedroom while I was away on holiday....

Came back to find my entire stash of 2 Ford car named porn mags beginning with Fie...and Esc had been cleared out and binned..

She never said a word...but we both knew..

lol

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By *cxx789Man
45 weeks ago

Cheltenham

loving this forum thread, what a great idea

I'll start by adding a fairly tame experience in comparison but was horny at the time

worked in a bar whilst a college and on a Christmas night out at a hotel with a load of companies I was sitting next to an older guy and his wife. He asked me to take a pic of them both then then went off to the bar with him asking me to check if the photo was any good. Went into photos and swiped too far there were lots of pics of his wife and him fucking and in one she was sucking another cock also.

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By *eandher4and9Couple
45 weeks ago

leeds

"loving this forum thread, what a great idea

I'll start by adding a fairly tame experience in comparison but was horny at the time

Nice.

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By *heklumpsCouple
45 weeks ago

South

Love these

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By *erard61Man
45 weeks ago

East Kilbride

Many years ago with first wife on holiday sitting on balcony enjoying breakfast coffee. Young couple in next room her fella comes out says good morning sits with his back to us, girlfriend comes out with large towel round her. Obviously just out the shower then proceeds to put her feet on the table giving me a clear view of her shaved pussy and proceeds to paint her toe nails...must have sat watching for 20 minutes.

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45 weeks ago

Sister in law was staying with my then wife and I, often we would all get pissed and end up skinny dipping in pool I had set up for the kids in the back garden late in the evening. Also when on holiday would try and catch a glimpse of her in skimpy bikini bottoms which sometimes would slip between her pussy lips as she dozed off by the pool. Obviously couldn't take further but did fantasize about playing with them both

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By *ragsterMan
45 weeks ago

Blackburn

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By *eet or funMan
45 weeks ago

peterborough

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By *ormladMan
45 weeks ago

Kilmarnock

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45 weeks ago

Recently stayed with a couple of old Uni friends. I don't think he knows, but I had a great night with her before they were together, which is still in my wank bank.

Just after Christmas I stayed at theirs. In the morning I saw them having set through a gap in their door as I went to the bathroom. I watched for several minutes

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By *oyeur 777Man
45 weeks ago

glasgow

A few years back my wife's friend used to be a frequent visitor to our house.

Sometimes when she was in I'd go for a shower, come back out and put on the smallest shorts that I owned when arriving back in to the living area where she and my wife would be chatting.

The friend would always sit in the chair directly opposite to mine and I would always pull my shorts to the side so that my cock was on show as we were chatting and every now and then when she was talking directly at me I would purposely rearrange myself.

The sofa that we had at the time had high arms (chesterfield type) and the chair that I always say in was in a position as such that my wife couldn't see that I had pulled my shorts to the side for her friend to see.

Nothing ever happened between us and the friend never mentioned a thing to my wife.

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By *he-ProfessorMan
45 weeks ago

cheltenham

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By *ony2269Man
45 weeks ago

Radcliffe

Great thread

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By *teveblackpoolMan
45 weeks ago

Blackpool

Love this thread, especially the really naughty ones

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By *lla_98Woman
45 weeks ago

Cardiff

After having this for a few weeks and was still understanding how to use it, I was being nosy and looking at people in my area and found one that was super close to me. Thinking it was a neighbor and started looking through the pics and noticed things in the back of pictures that I have in my living room turns out it was my uncle that I live with ,saw everything and pictures of him wearing ladies underwear (each to there own) don't think he put two two together but as soon as I realised it was him I blocked him because if he had realise it was me I didn't want him knowing what I was getting up to on 'dates'

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By *ragsterMan
45 weeks ago

Blackburn

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By *heboyfromtgewoodMan
45 weeks ago

cinderford

I walked in on my mum getting fucked over the sofa

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45 weeks ago

Lucky lad

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By *teveblackpoolMan
45 weeks ago

Blackpool

"I walked in on my mum getting fucked over the sofa "
nice, would love to hear more about that, pm’s always welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

If my ex and her friend were going out, her friend would get changed at our house and would think notheing of stripping off in the lounge down to her bra and pants, when my ex challenged her she compared it to wearing a bikini. She always wore small thongs but had massive droopy tits. I never complained.

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By *hyvoyeur321Man
45 weeks ago

Traveling the UK

I have a couple.

Staying in a hotel for work it overlooked some flats. Each morning a young girl would go for a jog. When she returned she used to go for a shower then get dressed. Often she would walk round her room naked on the phone, looking in the mirror admiring herself. One day she played in front of the mirror while on the phone. Best work stay ever

On holiday once with wife in ground floor apartment. I woke to hear the neighbors fucking very loudly. I felt the bed moving a realised the wife was wanking listening to them fuck. She ‘woke me’ by sucking my cock and we then fucked. She fell asleep after and I went out to sit outside in the dark for a bit. After 10 mins I heard their door slide open and a woman whispered she wanted to be fucked outside. They both walked about 20 yards onto the grass, put a towel down then fucked and sucked for the next hour and a half. She had a great body with firm tits and shaved pussy.

I was sat in the corner in shadow and must have wanked myself 3 or 4 times as they enjoyed themselves. Walking back I am positive she made eye contact with me.

Chatted a few times over the next few days but never saw them fuck again.

Main reason I love watching couples

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By *eandher4and9Couple
45 weeks ago

leeds

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By *ragsterMan
45 weeks ago

Blackburn

Loving this

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By *hrisukbishareCouple
45 weeks ago

Edinburgh

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By *heekychopperMan
45 weeks ago

Swansea

Watched somebody I shouldn't give a slow sensual blowjob on the sofa when they thought house was empty

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By *mateur100Man
45 weeks ago

nr faversham

"I walked in on my mum getting fucked over the sofa "

Getting fucked by whom?

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

I was stood in the doorway, talking to my wife who was sat in her office at home. I had carried the post up for our lodger and left it on the stairs next to me, she had to come down the stairs to collect it. In her short nighty. What a view as the bent over and walked back upstairs, pussy flaps puffed. She did it to show me. We played a game to catch each other. Or rather I'd walk naked around the house and so did she. My wife would have been furious

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45 weeks ago

One of the ladies in my team, recently divorced, sent me a message late one night in 2022 asking if she could have the next day as holiday. No worries just put it through the system when you get back.

Put my phone down….

Ping. Ping. Ping. Ping. Ping. Ping. Ping. Ping. Ping. Etc about 20 messages

All from her.

First message was “Got it off, I knew he’d be fine, he’s a top man…” sound my staff like me

Then I scrolled down

20+ pictures of her topless, legs spread, dildo in her, wand on her clit, sucking a cock, cum covered face then a few 6/7 second videos - sucking a cock, dildo up her, fingering her pussy in the mirror.

She’s about 38 and not fit exactly but certainly attractive enough with a decent enough figure and biggish tits.

Obviously I saved them then phoned her and told her what she had done. They obviously weren’t for me. Lied to save her embarrassment and said I hadn’t seen them. Fucked her after a works night out in my hotel last year (she’s local to the office I’m not) then next day she sent me all the pics / videos and more from that night. She’s fucking filthy too.

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By *ragsterMan
45 weeks ago

Blackburn

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By *ormladMan
45 weeks ago

Kilmarnock

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By *omfordjoeMan
45 weeks ago

Dagenham

Pm me for stories

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By *he-ProfessorMan
45 weeks ago

cheltenham

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By *-teamCouple (MM)
45 weeks ago

Dublin

What a thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
45 weeks ago

"What a thread

It's only getting better with all the stories coming in. Keep them coming!

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By *erkswankerMan
45 weeks ago

Berkshire

I love staying in large hotels in big cities as you're often several floors up and clustered with other big hotels, so you have a view into a lot of other windows. Best one I had was at Paris airport, probably 5 floors up and across the way was another hotel. Probably two floors down from my level was a gorgeous girl who clearly didn't mind having the curtains open while she changed, I just sat at my window for three consecutive evenings and watched her reveal her amazing tits and toned body before heading to the bathroom. The poor cleaner had a lot of cum to clean off the surfaces in that room over the course of my stay haha

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By *ortheastcoupleukCouple
45 weeks ago

easington were the sun dont shine

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By *ragsterMan
45 weeks ago

Blackburn

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By *endalshaggersCouple
45 weeks ago

Kendal

Seeing my wife's sister getting fucked. She does OF. She'd invited me and my wife round for dinner one evening. It was summer, a warm night and she'd left the back door open (no pun intended). Walked in to fund her bent over the sofa, grunting the house door, in a little red dress while some middle aged bloke was absolutely giving it death from behind. She had three or four go pros up around the room so we inevitability ruined a OF video!

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By *lyboyMan
45 weeks ago

york

Walked in to bathroom and my sister naked and had a leg up on the toilet inserting a tampon

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By *angtidy42Couple
45 weeks ago

Redditch

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Received a txt message from my area manager at the time. Was a revealing pic of her that absolutely not meant for me

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By *issy_named_cTV/TS
45 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Had a thing with an exwork colleague 20 years my junior.

Petite, blonde, size 6, 20s.

She had been away on a dirty weekend with her boyfriend. They proceeded to make plenty of clips of their nights away, him thinking it was for them to replay when back home.

Her thinking was also to tease me with it.

This has just come about as she was starting to get vocal with me about what she got up to with her man.

I received a "bet you wish you were were this phone was"....

She had thrown the phone down on to the bed underneath her as she was on her hands and knees, dressed up in her finest lingerie stockings and suspenders.

I played the clip and was confronted with the sight of Her small tits reacting to the pummeling her fully shaved tight pussy was taking from his big cock driving into her.

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By *issy_named_cTV/TS
45 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Led to plenty of verbal cuckold put downs, and being told I could wank over it, but only cum when I saw his balls tighten and unload into her.

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By *eandher4and9Couple
44 weeks ago

leeds

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By *ragsterMan
44 weeks ago

Blackburn

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By *peedy74Man
44 weeks ago

Thame

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44 weeks ago

So this is one from a long time ago

It was 1986

And we were on holiday in Spain

We had a room at the back of the hotel

With no balcony just a high window

I’d spotted a couple of young women across at another hotel

And they were happy to walk around topless on their balcony

But it wasn’t only them that caught my eye

As I was looking out I noticed a guy lying on his bed in a lower room of our hotel

Just his legs were on view

And then I saw her

She slipped on to the bed and pulled his shorts off

As she did so he slipped down the bed

And I watched as she sucked him

I whispered to Katie

And she came over

We both watched as the young girl

Sucked away

Before sitting on it

Totally oblivious

Later in the restaurant

Katie nudged me

I looked up and saw the obviously young girl

Walking in with her parents and boyfriend

Naughty but nice

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By *ragsterMan
44 weeks ago

Blackburn

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By *ony 529Man
44 weeks ago

coventry

"Led to plenty of verbal cuckold put downs, and being told I could wank over it, but only cum when I saw his balls tighten and unload into her. "
mmmmmm in my dreams … omg if only

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By *eandher4and9Couple
44 weeks ago

leeds

Love the naughty ones.

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By *ardleedsMan
44 weeks ago

Leeds

As a rep I've heard lots of people shagging over the years which is also a massive turn on. Once stayed in a hotel where all the rooms faced into a courtyard type thing. I got a watch a young fem I'd say early 20s walking round her room clothed then obviously into bathroom shower come out towel wrapped round then naked, then in undies I'm sure she knew I was sat in the dark watching her.

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By *he-ProfessorMan
44 weeks ago

cheltenham

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44 weeks ago

Redditch

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By *iberal elitesCouple
44 weeks ago

Yorkshire

A tame one

About 2013 a cabinet minister (who is still one) had a habit of requesting experts from his field to come to ‘round tables’ to discuss and advise him and ministerial team.

So it’s about 20 of us sat around a huge square of tables in Portcullis House. Very attractive young lady next to me in a striking red wrap dress and sheer black nylons, I assume tights but we live in hope.

We’re stuck there for about 2 hours and her wrap dress has fallen open so only me can see her entire left leg exposing stocking top and creamy white thigh above. She can hardly stand up infront of 3 ministers and adjust so I have that view the whole time and she can’t help it.

I’m sure I made little or no sense in my advice- so sorry if the state of the country now is all my fault.

Coffee break and she fixed the dress so the next session wasn’t half a fun.

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By *ibonacci05Man
44 weeks ago

Dubai/London

Saw my sis in laws’ pussy.

She is not well with the tech so asked to me back up her phone.

I backed up all the pics and saw one of her very private pic which she was playing with her shaved pussy

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By *ihullfunMan
44 weeks ago

hull

Up someone’s skirt which I shouldn’t have and she wasn’t wearing any knickers

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By *rnoldZiffelMan
44 weeks ago

Leinster

Tame by some standards (not mine though) but a fun memory to have.

"A tame one

About 2013 a cabinet minister (who is still one) had a habit of requesting experts from his field to come to ‘round tables’ to discuss and advise him and ministerial team.

I’m sure I made little or no sense in my advice- so sorry if the state of the country now is all my fault.

Coffee break and she fixed the dress so the next session wasn’t half a fun. "

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