FabSwingers.com forum: Fab approach in a bar

By *olchesterlee OP Man
over a year ago

Colchester

So after chatting to some of my fab female friends about the messages they have had from guys on here I thought try them out in the local bars, please see below for below for the results!

1. Hi, how’s your day going? Wanna fuck? Result - bruised right eye and cut to upper lip!

2. Hi, you doing ok? Wanna see my dick? Result - swollen left testicle from a swift knee to the groin!

3. Hi how’s you? (Ignored) hi did you hear me? Ignored? Hello what’s wrong with me? Why you not responding? Ignored Oi fat slag you think you too go for me! Ignored? Etc - Result ejected and waiting on police for harresment!

4 hi I have a massive dick wanna fuck right now I am close by and available! Result - taken outside and down an alley Result got some action but now on a dose of antibiotics treat a nasty STI!

Just in case and before all the comments this was a piss take! Remember guys use the same approach you would in a bar on here, keep it classy, respectful and just be nice! Not everyone is attentive to everyone!

Hope this made you smile even if just a little bit!

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By *ogloverMan
over a year ago

Worstead

It did make me smile and I agree entirely, show some manners and respect when you send a message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago, I went to a pub and walked up to the bar. A very mature lady there asked 'hi honey, get me a drink will you'. I said 'Only if you suck my dick first'. I was escor ted to the exit of said pub...

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By *s2_ukCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

We had a similar message this week. Went from do you want to meet up and have a drink, straight to I hope we do meet because I need a good fuck.

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By *ushin boundariesCouple
over a year ago

halstead

This did make me chuckle

Hate to think how many 100’s of one liner messages that get deleted straight away without a second glance

If someone takes the time to write a half decent message & has clearly read our profile and it’s a no then I will still reply ……. Common courtesy don’t cost anything

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By *olchesterlee OP Man
over a year ago

Colchester

I posted it as a bit of a piss take but also a bit of education. The other bug bare is not reading the profile and still messaging even if you aren’t want the other person is looking for! Why waste hour or their time!

Hi Dom / Sub from Halstead so near!

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By *ushin boundariesCouple
over a year ago

halstead

"I posted it as a bit of a piss take but also a bit of education. The other bug bare is not reading the profile and still messaging even if you aren’t want the other person is looking for! Why waste hour or their time!

Hi Dom / Sub from Halstead so near! "

Hopefully some will take notice then but won’t hold my breath lol

Yep totally agree with you about them or us not being what the other wants & they get deleted as quick as the crass one liners, just makes it harder for the genuine ones unfortunately

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By *iamondintherough35Man
over a year ago

Essex / London

Well said.

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By *olchesterlee OP Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Some great replies to this thread….although quiet from the majority lol

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By *DFL6828Man
over a year ago

Leicester

"This did make me chuckle

Hate to think how many 100’s of one liner messages that get deleted straight away without a second glance

If someone takes the time to write a half decent message & has clearly read our profile and it’s a no then I will still reply ……. Common courtesy don’t cost anything

In all the years I've been on here I've tried many different approaches including this one, but zero luck, now I just don't bother and have zero stuff on my profile

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By *olchesterlee OP Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Don’t give up there is someone out there for everyone, this site isn’t anti male it’s just that the ratio of men to women is massive. And the majority of women’s approach sex in a very different way to men! It’s a bit of a cliche but read the book men are from Mars women are from Venus!

"This did make me chuckle

Hate to think how many 100’s of one liner messages that get deleted straight away without a second glance

If someone takes the time to write a half decent message & has clearly read our profile and it’s a no then I will still reply ……. Common courtesy don’t cost anything

In all the years I've been on here I've tried many different approaches including this one, but zero luck, now I just don't bother and have zero stuff on my profile "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This made me laugh.

Most common one is a message from someone 50+ miles away asking for a meet

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

These ridiculous messages mean that forming a normal thought out message is pointless, gets deleted without being read. Gave up messaging on here.

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By *loria JamesTV/TS
over a year ago

Durham

This is so true and guys wonder why they don't get a response.

If I get a polite message I always reply but sometimes they still turn ugly pretty quickly.

Read a profile and try and have a grown up conversation, its really not rocket science x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even if you are nice and tick their boxes very few come back to you which I know is OK but I think this site is mostly used for forums not actually

Meeting

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By *ntherighttrackMan
over a year ago

up the hills

Ah the art of chivalry is not dead ????.

Some classy ppl out there. Oh sorry entitled ????

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By *heelerMan
over a year ago

Northants

"We had a similar message this week. Went from do you want to meet up and have a drink, straight to I hope we do meet because I need a good fuck."

Bet he weren't from Wellingborough we are more sophisticated. Lol

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

Though when I ask if they’d mind if I placed my polished helmet next to them …..I sometimes have to watch for a glancing blow

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man
over a year ago

Wirral

Totally agree always be respectful

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By *heelerMan
over a year ago

Northants

"We had a similar message this week. Went from do you want to meet up and have a drink, straight to I hope we do meet because I need a good fuck.

Bet he weren't from Wellingborough we are more sophisticated. Lol"

By the way nice bum

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