FabSwingers.com forum: Fab horror stories

By *vcath OP TV/TS
over a year ago

south coast

Let’s write here the fab horror stories, without naming of course... starting with mine

- man invited me at his place. He was d*unk and not clean. Place very stinky. Left in around a minute

- couple contacted me, we getting along very well, sharing plan to meet etc. Then they come up “you are not enough white for us”... (by the way I am white Caucasian if this is at all important)

- meeting with a ts. She invited me at her place she was d*unk and with a line of dust in the table. Left immediately

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

this might get interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a couple. They looked amazing in their photos, we got along well.

When they turned up in real life they looked much much older. Much thinner. One was shaking and swearing. They Immediately asked if they could use my kettle so that they could inject drugs.

Sh*t my pants (not literally), asked them to leave, deleted my profile and didn’t meet anyone for well over a year after that.

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By *ree-dom69Man
over a year ago

park gate

No horror Stories, met a few that I thought could do with a good wash just made my excuses or paid for there drink and left

No of us a perfect they could of been saying the same about me

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By *argaryen starkCouple
over a year ago

pinxton

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By *enatton2Couple
over a year ago

West Midlands

Our least favourite, worst would be harsh, a couple we met who were fuck birdies and not an actual couple. We kind of paired off, something we never usually did. Tani and him hit it off straight away, they were hard at it and making lots of noise. Me and his friend just weren’t really into each other, no connection at all. In the end I just stopped and we watched them whilst playing with ourselves.

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By *chpunkeeMan
over a year ago

knutsford

Amusing thread! Several experiences of the catfishing type, goodness knows why anyone does this but they do. Ladiesnin their 60s suddenly lose 10 years and think that no one will notice.

. Sometimes it works out OK and they have the personality to carry it through and sometimes oh dear......no conversation, then its a quick goodbye.

Worse is the couple situation when playing with the occasional lady friend and the guy is older than claimed, not exactly a looker, out of shape or cannot get it up. Worse is when it's all 4

. Or when the female takes her teeth out......normally results in a quick exit.

All of the above has happened, plus the addition of the shower not being operational.....they don't wash! Why do some folk not understand basic hygiene???????

I like honest, healthy, fit folk that wash and smell good. Not much to ask or so I thought.

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By *entlemanVikingMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Mine was with an ex, we arranged a cpl to come over to our place, they turned up and he was d*unk and stunk of , we over looked it as she was sober and the ex really liked her so up stairs we go and the fun begins, he’s stumbling all over the room, the ex told me his cock stinks and she wasn’t going to suck it as all, I said ok by this time he was just sitting and watching the three of us, next thing, he stands up and stumbles over to me and spills a full bottle of popers all over my back he then slips on the spill hits his head and starts to kick off on me, so we got them to leave right away, was a shame because his wife was so nice and down to earth

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By *imbohaMan
over a year ago

Havant

Was invited to join a husband and wife for some fun. I was given instructions to come round to the back door and let myself in.

I went inside to a very messy house and could hear from the noises upstairs that they'd started without me.

I could see they were both a few years older than their pics and slightly relaxed on the hygiene front, but not too horrendous, so decided to stay.

Anyway, after about 30 mins, the husband said he had to go to work and would I mind looking after her whilst he was gone.

As soon as he'd left, I mentioned that I though it a little unusual for him to leave so soon, to which she replied, 'Oh he's not my husband, just my FB... but this is my ex-husband's house.'

'We've been divorced for a couple of years, but he doesn't know I still have a back door key, so I use it to entertain my friends as a way of getting back at him'

Needless to say I made my excuses and left...didn't want to risk being confronted by an unsuspecting hubby who thought he had intruders !

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By *tsJustKateWoman
over a year ago

London

Went to a couples house with a FB that he had arranged. When the woman opened the door she was at least 10 years older than her photos and as just wearing and old robe and fluffy carpet slippers. We went in and the place was a tip. The man was blind (that's not a problem) but just sitting there in a ragged old cardigan and dirty trousers. We made a very swift exit!!

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By *andy IanMan
over a year ago

cheshire/Preston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a couple , went for a social and all was well , proceeded back to their hotel where we were declined entry due to hotel policy of only those booked could enter … for us not a problem suggested they came to our as we were local . The male of their couple decided to try and fight the hotel staff … it was embarrassing. We eventually get him calm and proceed with our night …. We shouldn’t have bothered . Eventually the physical started and after no more than two minutes the male explodes in anger at the female because she was having a nice time …. We called a stop there .

Worst thing they couldn’t get a taxi for over an hour so we all sat there uncomfortable in the situation. They eventually leave and we go to bed think what the hell was all that. Get up the next day to find they had taken £30 from our kitchen and then blocked us on all platforms !!!

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By *iscrete GloryholeMan
over a year ago

Ashford kent

TRUE STORY..Met a male couple went back to hotel room.. just started having fun he went down on me.. and in passion ran my hand through guys hair and it came off in my hand.. AKWARD!

he rushed to get the glue.. which put a real downer on the proceedings .. made excuses and left.. !.. life who knew!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a cpl for social and it went well. Arranged to meet at theirs the next weekend. Evening started well and we ended up in bed fairly quick. The wife and husband had no coordination and started arguing while we were in the bed.... NAKED. Quite a lot of swearing at each other and the wife runs out of the bedroom crying with me following her to calm her down. She is now sobbing and telling me their Marital problems. It's almost 30 min and we are naked in their kitchen and I cant even leave as my clothes are in the bedroom which the husband has locked himself in

After sometime I managed to calm the wife and ask her to get my clothes which she did. The night couldnt get worse....it's close to midnight and getting a taxi is a nightmare. I managed to get back and the cpl deleted their profile

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By *oleraine-coupleCouple
over a year ago

coleraine

Plenty of horror stories with guys failing to turn up, being different to their profiles and being so nervous they couldn’t do anything

However the worst was a couple meeting we had really looked forward to. We had met the both for lunch one day and all hit it off. They booked a nice hotel room for the night near us and we meet up. Hubby said wife was nervous so we had a drink and said there’s no hurry. They then started playing a really crappy sexy board game that’s supposed to make you horny (it didn’t). After some time our friend’s husband was clearly wanting to get things rolling so my wife went and sat with him on the bed and got things started. I sat with his wife and attempted to initiate in a small way but she was so nervous I just sat with her. Eventually she started to engage in some light play but was constantly looking at her husband. Even after quite some time and my wife sat riding her hubby (looked amazing) this didn’t get her feeling hot and it clearly just freaked her out. After half an hour of this I suggested we stop (not that much was happening on our side of the room). My wife and her husband were pissed off as they were in full swing by now. What followed was a very awkward how do we finish this evening.

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By *r not quite virginMan
over a year ago

rochdale

Had a few bad times but worst has to be when I'd agreed to meet a guy and gave my address and went for shower. He claimed he had got to mine and I didn't answer the door but instead he had blocked me. Then unblocked me to send another message then blocked me again and so on. Eventually saying I was ignoring him at the door. Gave up on him after that and he swore he would be coming to mine the next morning against my will. Some months later I'd forgotten his profile and got talking again and arranged a meet with him again and we decided it was going to happen after weeks of trying Then suddenly he said his friend was gonna join in. Not giving me a choice. No thanks.

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By *uitarman222222Man
over a year ago

Village near great yarmouth

Arranged to meet a bi guy for fun at his house. In front room took each other's clothes off and dropped them to the floor. He suggested we'd be more comfortable on his bed and went upstairs. On the bed in 69 position suddenly heard door open and shut.

"Hi hon, are you upstairs?"

It was his mum and dad who had a spare key. He shouted down he was just getting changed. He pulled clothes from the wardrobe and put them on. I reminded him my clothes were on the floor in his front room. He got some more clothes out. He was quite chunky and I was very slim. The T shirt was like wearing a dress. The trousers were four times too big for me, I had to hold them up with my hand. He went downstairs and told his parents I was a builder checking for damp. A few minutes later his dad came up and asked me where I thought the damp was coming from. As hard as I looked I couldn't see any damp.

I must have looked a right twit wearing ill fitting clothes and no shoes or socks. I made some excuse about doing random checks on houses for a local building company. I left and sat in my car. He came out with a carrier bag with my clothes in. He was very apologetic.

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By *uitarman222222Man
over a year ago

Village near great yarmouth

Met another bi guy for fun. He indicated for me to take his clothes off, and me to strip. He was on his mobile talking about business. I sucked his cock to completion. He came in forty seconds. He finished his call and said to me, you know where the door is. He picked his clothes up and left the room.

I went to put my clothes on, then thought, fuck it. So I wanked my cock and spurted my cum over his black leather sofa, quickly got dressed and left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arrange a massage for Sunny with a chap on here who I knew was qualified masseuse the same as me he claims to have a 7 " thick cock Sunny really wanted this 4 handed massage so table all set up he has the right side I have the left. In Sunny words he was fucking useless at massage massage and his cock was only 4" and very thin it didn't last long massage or him.

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By *lay 4 uMan
over a year ago

bolton

"Let’s write here the fab horror stories, without naming of course... starting with mine

- man invited me at his place. He was d*unk and not clean. Place very stinky. Left in around a minute

- couple contacted me, we getting along very well, sharing plan to meet etc. Then they come up “you are not enough white for us”... (by the way I am white Caucasian if this is at all important)

- meeting with a ts. She invited me at her place she was d*unk and with a line of dust in the table. Left immediately "
why would you go in the first place if he's d*unk and unclean ?

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By *eebee80Man
over a year ago

Clydebank

Worst experience was when a girl I was fucking came so hard she shit the bed! I was almost sick on the spot but she was too engrossed in her orgasm to notice. She’d already squirted which was all good but the shit was too far haha great fuck as well otherwise!

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By *omangoldMan
over a year ago

norwich

Our worst came to ours for a four hand massage each and when we were massaging the female half the guy went mental when I touched her.

We were all naked at the time and they had come to be massaged, the woman was ok but we reckon the guy was on drugs so it was cheerio and blocked them

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By *xeterman1Man
over a year ago

weston super mare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus

We’ve been so lucky!

Had a guy that talked a great fuck but…well you know how that ended.

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By *uitarman222222Man
over a year ago

Village near great yarmouth

I've many horror stories.

Met a bi guy out in the sticks. Sat nav couldn't find it. I kept phoning him, no answer. I text him saying I was giving up after an hour of driving around. On my way back home when he phoned me. Turns out he'd given me his previous post code. I was about an hour away from him.

Didn't want to let him down, so drove to his current post code. Still had to phone him for directions for last bit.

Let myself in, went up to his bedroom, he was lying on his bed with just his underpants on. He had an impressive bulge.

I stripped off, got on the bed and pulled his pants down. Yes it was an impressive cock, only problem was it had bright red pustles on it which were oozing a foul smelling liquid.

I apologised, said I can't touch that, got dressed and left.

I couldn't believe he thought it was ok!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be a couple I met several years ago.

I noticed their profile and fabbed a really hot picture of the wife and left it at that, I had a lot on and wasn’t looking to meet, later on I received a rather explicit message from “the female” with pictures attached.

After a few weeks of going back and forth messaging it seemed like all was going well and at the last minute a meet at theirs was arranged, all seemed well up until that point.

I arrived at theirs as agreed and was let in by Mr and shown the living room where a clearly d*unk Mrs was sitting (it was her from the pictures) but she was surprised as to why I was there. After a bit of chat it turned out that whilst they had talked about a cuckold scenario she hadn’t actually agreed if/when she would go through with it and wasn’t aware I was coming.

5 minutes later I left in disbelief as to what had happened but glad I was getting out of there, not interested in playing with anyone in a situation like that, as I was heading home I received a message apologising from Mr saying there had been a misunderstanding and they would like to rearranged to which I declined and blocked them.

Concerning is that I have seen them on and off several times since using the same pictures I was sent but with each of their profiles they get verified vert quickly before deleting their account again.

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By *teve261970Man
over a year ago

Gateshead

I'll add mine soon

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By *xeterman1Man
over a year ago

weston super mare

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By *eester GreyMan
over a year ago

Welwyn

Started having a conversation on FAB with a very attractive couple. Was slightly suspicious as they were overly keen. We arranged a daytime meet at their home. I arrived at the appointed time and without any pleasantries I'm ushered into a filthy, dingy room. The young woman on the bed is heavily pregnant and not the woman in the pictures. The man then says " you like?" . Before I can reply he says "£60 for half hour" I made my excuses and left

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By *uitarman222222Man
over a year ago

Village near great yarmouth

"Started having a conversation on FAB with a very attractive couple. Was slightly suspicious as they were overly keen. We arranged a daytime meet at their home. I arrived at the appointed time and without any pleasantries I'm ushered into a filthy, dingy room. The young woman on the bed is heavily pregnant and not the woman in the pictures. The man then says " you like?" . Before I can reply he says "£60 for half hour" I made my excuses and left"

Bloody hell

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By *ooking4fun100Man
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

Chatting with a woman and we got on. Exchanged pictures and both wanted to take it further. She gave me her address and I headed over. Seemed way to good to be true, it definitely was. Got there and it was a guy bent over the sofa wanking with his hairy arse pointing at me lol. Told him he had sent the wrong pictures to which he told me it was a single male profile, which it definitely wasn’t. Showed him the pictures he sent and he asked to suck me off anyway. Swiftly got out of there lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chatting with a woman and we got on. Exchanged pictures and both wanted to take it further. She gave me her address and I headed over. Seemed way to good to be true, it definitely was. Got there and it was a guy bent over the sofa wanking with his hairy arse pointing at me lol. Told him he had sent the wrong pictures to which he told me it was a single male profile, which it definitely wasn’t. Showed him the pictures he sent and he asked to suck me off anyway. Swiftly got out of there lol"

What a weirdo. He’s lucky that you were so relaxed about it

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By *eterpervisMan
over a year ago

back where i came from

Well, I’m pleased that none of the stories are about me………

Unless you are a unicorn or other mythical beast you will always get people who aren’t ho they say they are, meet in a public place then make your minds up.. x

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By *cfc1965Man
over a year ago

horsham

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By *lovesquirters1975Man
over a year ago

huyton

What I thought was going to be a horror story…

I arranged to meet a young woman at her house for some fun, knocked on the front door and a voice said doors open come on in, I walked into the lounge and a stereotypical chav is lying on the sofa complete with shell suit, now at this point I should have turned on my heels and left but needed to use the bathroom, she gave me directions to the back of the house to the bathroom, I used it, washed my hands, had a think about my escape then went back to the lounge to make my excuses but the room was empty!

Then I heard footsteps coming down the stairs, then entered what looked like a completely different woman, gone was the shell suit to be replaced by a pair of heels, some very expensive lingerie that showed off an amazing figure that had previously been covered by that awful outfit, her tied up hair was no cascading down her shoulders and a touch of make up, she really looked amazing, my face must have been a picture, not what I was expecting? She asked.

Sorry it’s just a little trick I like to play on guys, I know you didn’t want to stay when you came in but that shows you have standards and won’t just shag any girl with a pulse…

So you get the star prize… Me!

And what an afternoon it was too…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What I thought was going to be a horror story…

Sorry it’s just a little trick I like to play on guys, I know you didn’t want to stay when you came in but that shows you have standards and won’t just shag any girl with a pulse…

So you get the star prize… Me!

And what an afternoon it was too…"

Were you having a sh*t?

I’ve no idea how she did her hair, make up, change of outfit and different shoes in the time it takes to go to the toilet

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By *lovesquirters1975Man
over a year ago

huyton

Neither do I but it happened, women can change clothes in minutes unless she had it on underneath, her hair was just unclipped and only basic make up

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"No horror Stories, met a few that I thought could do with a good wash just made my excuses or paid for there drink and left

No of us a perfect they could of been saying the same about me "

Bet they wouldn't say you needed a wash though.

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Amusing thread! Several experiences of the catfishing type, goodness knows why anyone does this but they do. Ladiesnin their 60s suddenly lose 10 years and think that no one will notice.

. Sometimes it works out OK and they have the personality to carry it through and sometimes oh dear......no conversation, then its a quick goodbye.

Worse is the couple situation when playing with the occasional lady friend and the guy is older than claimed, not exactly a looker, out of shape or cannot get it up. Worse is when it's all 4

. Or when the female takes her teeth out......normally results in a quick exit.

All of the above has happened, plus the addition of the shower not being operational.....they don't wash! Why do some folk not understand basic hygiene???????

I like honest, healthy, fit folk that wash and smell good. Not much to ask or so I thought.

A couple of your photos are from 2009 to be fair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few years back arranged to meet a lady for a social.

Turned up early, parked up. (Had told her what I was driving) whilst killing time checking emails etc, I get a tap on the window. It was my meet, exactly as her picture - good start. Opening my door she hurriedly explains I need to change my name and say I’m her sons football coach.

Utterly bemused I ask why….. oh I’m with my mum and she doesn’t know I’m meeting you socially and then potentially for more.

A quick introduction hello then my mobile rang, thankfully I dialled myself from my works mobile and made my excuses to leave.

Many many years ago whilst I was still a smoker, met a lady who wanted ‘cum n go’ being an early 20s guy I wasn’t going to say no. After an hour and we had both enjoyed ourselves she says ‘next guys on his way, if you want to help yourself to a pack of Lamberts on the way out help yourself’

Both make me chuckle - and no I didn’t take the smokes

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By *agicmarcMan
over a year ago

tonyrefail

had a couple of dodgy meets arranged meet a couple me and my as a couple on here been chatting a while got to their house invited in within minutes days they were tired long story short they didn’t like me but knew exactly what i looked like

another one arranged to meet a couple for a social at a pub walked in they were no where to be seen messaged them asking where they were got told find meet disabled people even though they knew i was disabled

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By *xeterman1Man
over a year ago

weston super mare

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Back of the bins.

Had one meet that went disappointingly badly. We socialised was great he was a bit older than we’d totally like but there was spark. We love bdsm, they said when group talking that they didn’t like any of that. Which is fine, we don’t have to play like that. When we switched up the chat and Kitty was chatting to him and Frankie was talking to her. She told F that she loved being dominated with no limits (alarm bells). Now Frankie is a competent Dom so they demanded she tell him some actual limits. (No one had no limits, it’s just a stupid thing to say). But she was getting turned on by stories of Frankie’s Dominance. We then left the pub for their house. Kitty really wanted to play with her but they were more interested in pairing off. We did and Frankie did what they do and soon had her pinned to the wall, being spanked lifting her up (she was small. Frankie had always wanted to physically pick up a girl). However the guy had had too much to drink. Kitty was not having a good time, he was complaining of the condom etc and when she got off to get a drink and chat with Frankie and his wife in the kitchen he started shouting ‘where’s the pussy gone?’

A real shame as Frankie and the lady really hit it off! But an important lesson in not getting smashed.

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By *ohnboi123aMan
over a year ago

reading

Wow that’s terrible

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Back of the bins.

"Had one meet that went disappointingly badly. We socialised was great he was a bit older than we’d totally like but there was spark. We love bdsm, they said when group talking that they didn’t like any of that. Which is fine, we don’t have to play like that. When we switched up the chat and Kitty was chatting to him and Frankie was talking to her. She told F that she loved being dominated with no limits (alarm bells). Now Frankie is a competent Dom so they demanded she tell him some actual limits. (No one had no limits, it’s just a stupid thing to say). But she was getting turned on by stories of Frankie’s Dominance. We then left the pub for their house. Kitty really wanted to play with her but they were more interested in pairing off. We did and Frankie did what they do and soon had her pinned to the wall, being spanked lifting her up (she was small. Frankie had always wanted to physically pick up a girl). However the guy had had too much to drink. Kitty was not having a good time, he was complaining of the condom etc and when she got off to get a drink and chat with Frankie and his wife in the kitchen he started shouting ‘where’s the pussy gone?’

A real shame as Frankie and the lady really hit it off! But an important lesson in not getting smashed. "

I also only misgenderd myself once!

Frankie (they/them)

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By *xeterman1Man
over a year ago

weston super mare

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By *umblebiMan
over a year ago

ayles

wow I must have been lucky over time - thankfully...

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By *ove2oralMan
over a year ago

skegness

The worst I had was when I was wanting to explore my bi curiosity. Took me 3 years to get the nerve. Chatted with the guy on the phone, he said he would take things slow with it being my first male meet. Went up to a smart penthouse flat very nervously and rang the bell. An older guy I'd say in his 70s opened the door and ushered me in. He was very dominant from the start (think that's why I'm submissive with guys now). He ordered me to strip, which I did, then started giving me and amazing blow job and groping my ass. He then unzipped and took out his semi hard cock and told me to suck. At this point I was like a rabbit caught in head lights, so just got to my knees. I noticed a small flashing red light on top of his wardrobe. I stopped and looked and he had a video camera, and was secretly recording me! I freaked out and it got a little heated. I stayed while he recorded over it, which was awkward. The thing was, I was enjoying the control this older guy had over me and was prepared to do as he wanted. He just ruined my first experience. It took me 2 years to get the courage to meet another guy. Luckily he was lovely x

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By *uv2kissMan
over a year ago

fenland

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By *uv2kissMan
over a year ago

fenland

Trying to find this couples house on of the rougher estates in Sheffield, finally found it and by the door was a guy half naked big alsatian, ankle tag on.

But we went in, said hello she was pleasant and we handed over the bottle of wine we had taken, she apologised and said they only had pint glasses ( pint of wine anyone lol )

Then the door opened and the guy from outside came in and sat in the single chair, we sat on the sofa, the lady sat next to me on the arm.

Nervous conversation as the dog hasn't taken his eyes off us, he's sat there virtually naked playing on his phone and has not said a single word.

By this time his missus has almost slid into my lap and has opened her legs.

Jesus h christ the smell !

We left soon after

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By *oastal1968Man
over a year ago

London

Invited a married guy over a few years ago. He was on his way home to his wife and only wanted a quick BJ. He came in and sat down on the couch, I knelt between his legs and did the deed. He pulled his pants up, thanked me and I showed him out. When I returned to the living room I noticed a skid mark on my couch.

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By *stoppMan
over a year ago

Durham

Meet a couple for a social meet, everything was fine arranged to meet at their home a week later..

I arrived and was met by the husband, he explained his wife had been to a party earlier in the day and was now spark out d*unk, he says she’ll come round in an hour or so. 2hrs later of talking to her husband and seeing pics of her previous sex meetings, still no sign of her waking up, I left..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a woman for a social meet at at Cafe had a good couple of hours chat went for a walk in local park arranged to meet up at her place the following week she gave me address we kept in touch. I turned up on the evening as arranged was let into the house went through to kitchen to be met by the woman's sister and mum, all were dressed up to go out. The woman who I was meeting said we are going to bingo will be back in a couple of hours do you mind babysitting my son and my sisters son they are upstairs playing. To which I replied who in there right mind entrust there kids with a stranger I said sorry I am not putting myself in that situation and left to be told as I was leaving your f##king loss. I have sons of my own now grown up but would never have done that to them

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By *uitarman222222Man
over a year ago

Village near great yarmouth

"I met a woman for a social meet at at Cafe had a good couple of hours chat went for a walk in local park arranged to meet up at her place the following week she gave me address we kept in touch. I turned up on the evening as arranged was let into the house went through to kitchen to be met by the woman's sister and mum, all were dressed up to go out. The woman who I was meeting said we are going to bingo will be back in a couple of hours do you mind babysitting my son and my sisters son they are upstairs playing. To which I replied who in there right mind entrust there kids with a stranger I said sorry I am not putting myself in that situation and left to be told as I was leaving your f##king loss. I have sons of my own now grown up but would never have done that to them "

Bloody hell!

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By *enuine photographerMan
over a year ago

Swansea

And people wonder why their kids get abused

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By *enuine photographerMan
over a year ago

Swansea

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By *andy IanMan
over a year ago

cheshire/Preston

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By *xeterman1Man
over a year ago

weston super mare

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By *lan12Man
over a year ago

North Wales

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By *angerineMan
over a year ago

somewhere inbetween the right and wrong

Wouldn't say a nightmare but at the time I was mortified.

My first meet from FAB, meeting with a woman after work.

Got there a little late (traffic) and another guy was in the room and they'd already started

I was taken aback and He wasn't keen on an extra pair of hands at at all, and it showed.

It turned out that they were meeting for first time too and she'd effectively double booked herself because she didn't expect two guys to actually show up.

Had a laugh about it afterwards though.

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By *ickey_blue11Man
over a year ago

Maidenhead

Chatting to a “woman” on here and she asked me to come over. 5 miles away from me so was an easy decision and her pics were hot. Sent me a post code which was a a car park near a residential estate. Messaged to say I was there then they said they were actually a man and he could give me a BJ. I managed to report him before being blocked.

At that moment, I had a second message from someone else come through just as I was about to leave from a woman asking if I was interested in travelling 45 mins to her. A newbie and not verified. I’m usually against this but was feeling horny. Anyway ended up having an amazing meet with her and made up from having the worst experience I’ve had on here.

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By *xeterman1Man
over a year ago

weston super mare

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By *oumlacaMan
over a year ago

waterford

Had a few disappointing meets. First being the no shows or they look much older than their profile.

Worst meet ever we met this couple in their holiday home, they were dressed looked a bit overweight but pleasant. We got to the bedroom they undressed , they mustn't have washed in a week, they were stink smelled of sweat, she lay up on the bed and wanted to be fisted. No thanks! Made excuses and left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chatting to a “woman” on here and she asked me to come over. 5 miles away from me so was an easy decision and her pics were hot. Sent me a post code which was a a car park near a residential estate. Messaged to say I was there then they said they were actually a man and he could give me a BJ. I managed to report him before being blocked.

people who catfish are creepy, but those who pretend to be a whole different gender are even scarier. Shouldn’t that be a crime of some kind?

I can’t believe people are comfortable lying like that

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By *xeterman1Man
over a year ago

weston super mare

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By *hrisukbishareCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By *ice guy 44Man
over a year ago

wrexham

Me and mell good girl2010 had met a cpl at a club and hit it off he could not get hard but loved his wife having a hood time while he watched.

One time they met me with out her and while we were chatting in there kitchen he said he had made s hole in the condom for me to fuck her and then he could lick it out of her I declined it and used my own as me and her were fucking on bed he come behind me grabbed my balls and begged for my cum in his mouth I felt so bad I stopped and left. She was so disappointed

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By *amsubMan
over a year ago

hyde

"Arranged to meet a bi guy for fun at his house. In front room took each other's clothes off and dropped them to the floor. He suggested we'd be more comfortable on his bed and went upstairs. On the bed in 69 position suddenly heard door open and shut.

"Hi hon, are you upstairs?"

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By *uitarman222222Man
over a year ago

Village near great yarmouth

"Hi hon, are you upstairs?"

That's ok, it was quite funny in retrospect.

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By *enuine photographerMan
over a year ago

Swansea

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By *ob and DeeWoman
over a year ago

crook

Last year i had a meet with a young man who seemed nice. After the meet he lost control of hes car and crashed it into the roadside along a lane.it was a write off. He told me to 'get out and walk' this was half ten at night and i didnt have my phone.the road we were on is near them woods l use and to walk from there to mine would take me well over an hour. I did have my torch and sensible clothes.jeans and flat boots.so off i walked. He went the other way without even making sure i was safe.he could of booked a taxi for me but did not. I walked about 25 mins when a car stopped and a couple and a teenage lad were inside.the lady asked if i was ok? I told them that i had been in a car crash.they had seen the car as had drove passed it. They all then asked if i was ok and did i need to go to hospital. I told them i was alright.i told them i was with 'my friend'who had walked home the other way.they were shocked as he had left me on my own to walk home alone,but had not seen him when they had passed the crashed car.however they did offer me a lift which i accepted.their son told me that i had been lucky as the car could have burst into flames.something i had not thought about at the time.anyway they told be that they were going to drive back up there to see if they could find the driver.wether they did or not i would never know.i was just glad to be home safe.the guy was still on fab because a few weeks later he said he wanted another meet as he had a new car. I didnt answer.i simply pressed the block button.

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By *elfastSteamWhistleMan
over a year ago

bangor

I've told this story before but it's a dozzee.

I had been chatting to this girl for a while and our diary's never matched. The sexual tension was unbearable. After a few months finally we got a date that suited us both. I was to meet her in a hotel near the city centre, excellent. I arrived got the room number headed up. When I got in, first red flag, there were several empty barrack busters of cider lying about the floor, there was a glove over the smoke detector and the room stank of cigarette smoke. But she was hot and I had been waiting for this for ages. The dynamic we had been discussing was a sub (me) dom (her) sexual encounter. It was going well till she tied me face down to the bed. I could hear rattling of metal or something but couldn't quite see what was going on. Turns put she was putting on a giant strap on and planned to fuck me with it. Totally not discussed before and there was no lube. She mounted up on me and started putting a bit of pressure on my ass....... before literally passing out and rolling off me.

So there I was tied to four posts of the bed face down arse up while this girl was snoring her head off beside me. I eventually got myself free got dressed and ran out. I laugh about it now but scared the shit out of me at the time.

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By *xeterman1Man
over a year ago

weston super mare

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By *uitarman222222Man
over a year ago

Village near great yarmouth

"I've told this story before but it's a dozzee.

Goodness me! Very scary situation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

climbing the stairs in the Townhouse (for anyone who's been, there's a LOT of stairs and they're steep) stood on my towel and managed to trip over whilst shoving my bare arse in the face of the guy behind me...

does that count?

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By *ancelot1633Man
over a year ago

weybridge

"climbing the stairs in the Townhouse (for anyone who's been, there's a LOT of stairs and they're steep) stood on my towel and managed to trip over whilst shoving my bare arse in the face of the guy behind me...

does that count?"

Did it count to the guy behind you

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By *cfc1965Man
over a year ago

horsham

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By *xeterman1Man
over a year ago

weston super mare

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By *uitarman222222Man
over a year ago

Village near great yarmouth

Made arrangements to meet a guy for mutual wank and suck fun. I arrived at his. A bit of groping then took me to his bedroom. Stripped naked and got on with it.

Bedroom door opened, in came his wife. I didn't know what to do, scrabbled the sheet over my crotch. He said it's ok, she knows. She sat in a chair and said to him, suck his cock. But the surprise element had put me off, I got dressed, made my excuses and left. I messaged him later and said if he told me that what was going to happen beforehand, I'd been ok with it. He blocked me.

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By *xeterman1Man
over a year ago

weston super mare

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By *harlottes ChurchTV/TS
over a year ago

Toy me town

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By *uitarman222222Man
over a year ago

Village near great yarmouth

On two occasions I've been lead up the garden path. First was a 'couple ' who messaged me for an hour, and then said would I like to join them for the afternoon? I showered, put their address and postcode in the satnav. They gave their house number as 300, but when I got there the numbers in that road only went up to 100. I messaged them saying you've given me the wrong number. Got a message back saying Ha Ha. And then he/she blocked me.

Second occasion was given a correct address, but when the man opened the door, he didn't know what I was talking about. Very embarrassing!

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over a year ago

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By *lan12Man
over a year ago

North Wales

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By *xtramileMan
over a year ago

Carrick

Was invited to meet a lady the other side of the country, she then messaged saying

Omg are you serious no!!

Like wtf

Pulled up fab and met a cracking couple the same night

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By *ly-FoxMan
over a year ago

mobile

First person I met on here was lovely, I was very nervous but made the first move at her house. We went upstairs and played but there was one thing that just put me off......

It was the bits of toilet roll around her bum hole and all over her pussy.

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By *annaPlayABCCouple
over a year ago

Bacup

"Let’s write here the fab horror stories, without naming of course... starting with mine

- man invited me at his place. He was d*unk and not clean. Place very stinky. Left in around a minute

- couple contacted me, we getting along very well, sharing plan to meet etc. Then they come up “you are not enough white for us”... (by the way I am white Caucasian if this is at all important)

- meeting with a ts. She invited me at her place she was d*unk and with a line of dust in the table. Left immediately "

Arranged a social with a male with view to it leading to further if all 3 of us approved and happy about it.

So,after couple of quick drinks we all headed back to ours,which quickly progressed to bedroom,all still good with all 3 of us totally naked,without going in to explicit details after about 5 minutes (before any penetration yet) he just wanders out of bedroom (we both think he was going toilet) then 30 seconds later we hear a car engine,I quickly look out of bedroom window only to see him speeding away that quickly he hadn't even put his lights on ! So I logged straight on to here to message him to find out exactly what was going on..he'd already deleted his profile !

Wouldn't have been quite so bad but he was the one who'd been very keen to meet up and progress to the 'fun side' of things..

Strange isn't the word I'd use and as far as we know he hasn't made a new account (not that we've seen anyway)...

Shame these people are on here as it does give the genuine/non-timewasters a bad name.

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By *xeterman1Man
over a year ago

weston super mare

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By *uitarman222222Man
over a year ago

Village near great yarmouth

Arranged a meet on fab with a man. Asked for a face pic, but he said because of his job he didn't send one. His veryvacations, all ten of them, were really good. We arranged to meet in a lay by. He said he'd be in the back of a blue transit van, on a mattress, just open the back door and come in. Found the lay by and the blue van. Opened the door, climbed in. The man switched on a light, he sat there naked. Then I realised he was one of my wife's brothers. He was also married. We agreed to never mention it to anyone. I quickly left, my heart pounding in my chest.

It was a bit awkward at family events, weddings, birthdays etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Arranged a meet on fab with a man. Asked for a face pic, but he said because of his job he didn't send one. His veryvacations, all ten of them, were really good. We arranged to meet in a lay by. He said he'd be in the back of a blue transit van, on a mattress, just open the back door and come in. Found the lay by and the blue van. Opened the door, climbed in. The man switched on a light, he sat there naked. Then I realised he was one of my wife's brothers. He was also married. We agreed to never mention it to anyone. I quickly left, my heart pounding in my chest.

It was a bit awkward at family events, weddings, birthdays etc."

You should have done him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing specific but always amazed to discover how many people (in clubs!!) don't take oral and body hygiene seriously

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By *ormalMaleMan
over a year ago

near By

Arranged to meet a yummy mummy after she dropped her kids off at school, looked amazing , her perfume was delightful. Anyway getting a bit horny she wanted oral from me, being the gentleman I was happy to oblige until my nose got within distance all I can say is pungent. Apologised and said sorry but hygiene is important to which she licked her fingers and tried to clean herself and I left. A wash costs nothing

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By *xeterman1Man
over a year ago

weston super mare

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By *uitarman222222Man
over a year ago

Village near great yarmouth

Must be more stories?

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By *lackhrnyMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"First person I met on here was lovely, I was very nervous but made the first move at her house. We went upstairs and played but there was one thing that just put me off......

It was the bits of toilet roll around her bum hole and all over her pussy.

Yeah I've had that. It's super off putting

I absolutely LOVE oral but when you get down there and find an Andrex going out of business sale all around the business It's a massive turn off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a guy with my wife, his profile seemed genuine, said he was single,pics looked like him so all in all a good start.

We invited him round and started having some fun, after 20 minutes his phone rang and he said he had to take this call, it was a bit off putting tbh, but not so much as when he came back in the room and said “it’s okay, it’s just my wife”.

Needless to say he was out the door very quickly!

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By *uitarman222222Man
over a year ago

Village near great yarmouth

Chatted with a woman on fabswingers, in her forties. She sent me full body and face pictures. Her name was Sandy. We seemed to hit it off really well. Started phone chats for a few weeks. Finally arranged to meet at hers. She lived in a tower block. The first red flag was gangs of youths hanging around the parking area. Her apartment was at the top of the block. The lifts were out of order. I struggled up eight flights of stairs.

She opened the door. I thought I'd got the wrong flat. The woman who was standing there wasn't Sandy. I apologised and said I'd got the wrong flat, the woman asked if I was there to meet Sandy. I said yes, she said ,she's inside, and she ushered me in the door.

The front room was dimly lit, and smelt musky. Sandy was sitting on the sofa wearing a nightgown. She was injecting herself with something. I asked her if she was diabetic, and she said, no. I said I'd better leave, and she said, could I give her £50.

I rushed down the stairs, got to my car, but someone had taken two tyres. Rang the AA and got towed home.

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By *xeterman1Man
over a year ago

weston super mare

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By *ankman69Man
over a year ago

WILLENHALL

Met sone amazing people on here but one meet went a little astray

Went to a lady’s house was a great meet we got on well and we’re enjoying each other fully and it was amazing

Went to the bathroom opened the door and stood in a pile of dog shit, she used to let her dog use the bathroom as a toilet, not the best ending to a great meet lol

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By *hemainintainMan
over a year ago

govan

Not fab related but my favourite sex disaster.

So i was working as a manager. Living in my own flat in city centre.

One day we recruit a new sales lady and she was stunning. Tall, blonde, lovely boobs, amazing smile, size 10. Quite incredible looking really.

So anyway after a few weeks things are all great and its a friday night and im in my flat when i get text.

"Hey its Kate. Me and Mand are in town having drinks. Dont be a bore come and join us."

So i head out and meet the new girl and her colleague Mand.

All is great. Few hours of laughs and giggles when all of a sudden Kate leans into me and whispers

"Take me to yours".

I didnt need asking twice so we left the pub and imnediately were all over each other. Snogging, stroking, im fingering her down an alleyway.

We stumble into my flat and rip each others clothes off before fucking passionately. On the sofa, the kitchen sink, the bed. Like a proper session! Eventually we fall asleep in each others arms...........

So however much later i stir. I can feel the heat in the room and start to remember the night before. Then i can hear water trickling.... im wondering what it is. I open one eye and there is Kate squatting above a chair in the room pissing. The sound is the pee hitting the chair. I close my eye again and pretend it never happened.

Then a smell hits me. A smell of poo. It fills my nostrils and i realise she is shitting on my chair. Im frozen with fear. What the fuck should i do?? I try to pretend its a dream and the smell fades and i fall asleep.

I wake again this time theres more light and its clearly morning and she is lying beside me.

Thank fuck that was just a dream i say to myself as i stretch and open my eyes.

I look over to be met with a huge stinking pile of shite on my chair.

I cant hold back this time.

"What the fuck is that?" I exclaim.

She wakes up and looks at it and says

"Fuck me. What have you done?"

"Me???. That was you" i retort.

"What? I never did that. Are you mad?".

She denies all knowlede so i say

"Lets just fucking clean it."

So we clean it up. Not saying a word to each other.

We worked together and actually kept fucking for about 6 months. Poo gate was never spoken about. Then when it all fell apart and we finally split and she left the job i raised it.

"So what about that day you shat on my chair" i said

"That wasnt me. I even told my mum you did that"

Haha.....

Completely true!

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
over a year ago

kinkytown

Have had quite a few over the years. Most recently ones include a social meet where I ended up having to hide in shops as he drove around the car park multiple times trying to find me after. Had even tried get me to leave for a fuck as soon as arrived.

Second had met for cuppa and while he didn't match closely to pics wanted see the weapon he was showing off in pics. When made point of wanting see it he admitted his profile cock pics were fake and it shouldn't matter cause I was gonna fuck him. I wanted a good 8in not small dick so he got blocked

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By *harlottes ChurchTV/TS
over a year ago

Toy me town

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By *ob and DeeWoman
over a year ago

crook

Last year i had a late meet with a young man who lived about 25 mins from me. We went to the woods which is a ten min drive from where i live.this was january so it was cold and dark.on way back he crashed he's car.and asked me to get out and walk home.car was a write off.this was 10-30 at night along a dark road.i didnt argue with him.i just got out and walked. I heard him on hes phone to someone but i didnt look back.i didnt have my phone but i had a torch to help on that dark road. Luckly a couple in a car stopped to ask if i was ok after i had walked for twenty mins.i explained i was alright and i had been in a car crash they then told me they had driven passed the car which had been abandoned (obviously by the guy i had met) They made sure i was ok and then offered to drive me home which they did.they were going to go back to see if they could find the guy i was with. I told them he was a friend.(i did think later on that a friend woudnt have just left me on my own to walk alone.so they might have thought it a bit strange),anyway wether they found him or not i dont know.i persume he got a mate to pick him up and wanted me out of the way. Anyway after i got home had a bath and went to bed. The following week that same guy had the nerve to ask me to meet him again as he had another car. I blocked him.thinking back he should have at least made sure i was fine after that crash and that i got home safe. instead of just expecting me to walk alone along a dark road late at night.

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By *xeterman1Man
over a year ago

weston super mare

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

"Met a couple , went for a social and all was well , proceeded back to their hotel where we were declined entry due to hotel policy of only those booked could enter … for us not a problem suggested they came to our as we were local . The male of their couple decided to try and fight the hotel staff … it was embarrassing. We eventually get him calm and proceed with our night …. We shouldn’t have bothered . Eventually the physical started and after no more than two minutes the male explodes in anger at the female because she was having a nice time …. We called a stop there .

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By *ondonFunTimesMan
over a year ago

south east

Bump

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By *IZZ_69Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Got a female friend on here who wanted a mmf session, she messaged me to arrive at her place at a give time and when I got there the other guy she found on here hadn't showed up yet so we chatted for a bit until he arrived, eventually he arrived and when she opened the door she said to me he don't look nothing like the photo on his profile page, he even had different color hair lol, she told him to leave and we just had a 1 on 1 session instead.

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By *xeterman1Man
over a year ago

weston super mare

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By *uitarman222222Man
over a year ago

Village near great yarmouth

A few years ago I received a late night invite from a couple, they were about ten minutes drive away. The door was opened by the male. He told me to follow him upstairs to the bedroom. In the messages he said due to a medical condition he couldn't have sex with his wife, but would enjoy seeing her pleasured by another man.

I asked where his wife was, and he said she'd be back shortly. He suggested we both strip and have some fun before she arrived. He was a huge bloke, I guess over 20 stone and six foot four. He suddenly sat astride my chest, with his back to me, seriously crushing me. I could hardly breath. He took my cock in his mouth, and the forcefulness of it got me aroused. I warned him if he kept going like he was, I'd cum in his mouth. But he didn't stop, and I came in his mouth. But he still didn't stop, and I couldn't move him off me. He sucked and wanked my soft cock until I eventually got hard again, and again came in his mouth. He got off me and went to the bathroom. Even if he really had a wife, I wouldn't be able to perform. I got dressed, sat there for five minutes, until he shouted goodbye and I left.

I named and shamed him on here, and reported him to fab. A few days later his account had disappeared.

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By *melie LALWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Let’s write here the fab horror stories, without naming of course... starting with mine

- man invited me at his place. He was d*unk and not clean. Place very stinky. Left in around a minute

- couple contacted me, we getting along very well, sharing plan to meet etc. Then they come up “you are not enough white for us”... (by the way I am white Caucasian if this is at all important)

- meeting with a ts. She invited me at her place she was d*unk and with a line of dust in the table. Left immediately "

A line of would be more disturbing

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By *haverMan
over a year ago

bracknell

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By *uzanne and RickyCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

Not so much of a horror story but more of a surprise when we met a guy for some MFM. We’d done the social, all got on very well and they both fancied each other. Great! Gets to his flat, very nice, move things into the bedroom, they’re kissing etc, clothes are coming off. I’m recording as usual as S pulls down his boxers to find,,,,, almost nothing. Poor guy had basically a nub. If he’d said before then maybe we could’ve worked something out but we were caught off guard. It was just awkward, it’s not like S wasn’t going to notice. We left shortly afterwards. That’s why we ask for pics now.

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By *igkidexyMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Met woman on here went her place everything was OK until we went bedroom were her dogs were in there and she said they won't bother u there were dog hairs all over bed and dogs on bed I left said this not for me

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man
over a year ago

Wirral

Chatted with a lady online for a while and then decided to meet up. Travelled a fair distance to seek her. Arrived at her place nice clean flat. Sat had a brew and a chat and as it was getting late decided to leave. She insisted that I stayed and we ended up in bed. Had a good few hours in bed. In the morning she wouldn't let me leave wanted to know all about my family. Wanted to meet them, wanted to settle down and have kids. Oh my god I eventually managed to get away but that was the worst ever meet

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man
over a year ago

Wirral

Sorry typo see not seek lol

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By *ossman0168Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Chatted to one woman on here for a while, then a meet was arranged at her place, turned up on time only to be met by a woman who looked nothing like her photos which were about 20 years out of date, a quick hello was swiftly followed by an even swifter good bye

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By *obajxMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Last year i had a late meet with a young man who lived about 25 mins from me. We went to the woods which is a ten min drive from where i live.this was january so it was cold and dark.on way back he crashed he's car.and asked me to get out and walk home.car was a write off.this was 10-30 at night along a dark road.i didnt argue with him.i just got out and walked. I heard him on hes phone to someone but i didnt look back.i didnt have my phone but i had a torch to help on that dark road. Luckly a couple in a car stopped to ask if i was ok after i had walked for twenty mins.i explained i was alright and i had been in a car crash they then told me they had driven passed the car which had been abandoned (obviously by the guy i had met) They made sure i was ok and then offered to drive me home which they did.they were going to go back to see if they could find the guy i was with. I told them he was a friend.(i did think later on that a friend woudnt have just left me on my own to walk alone.so they might have thought it a bit strange),anyway wether they found him or not i dont know.i persume he got a mate to pick him up and wanted me out of the way. Anyway after i got home had a bath and went to bed. The following week that same guy had the nerve to ask me to meet him again as he had another car. I blocked him.thinking back he should have at least made sure i was fine after that crash and that i got home safe. instead of just expecting me to walk alone along a dark road late at night."

I can't find the words to express my disgust at that

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By *lertypetMan
over a year ago

north west

Not long after joining fab I got chatting with a couples profile,there was only a couple of pictures of her and she looked fantastic,we exchanged phone numbers,she rang me and we arranged for me to go round and he was going to be sat quietly in the room while we had some fun ,so I get there,a bit nervous but excited, I knocked at the door and when it opened she looked so sexy in just a black thong,she invited me in and as soon as the door closed,she was all over me,I couldn’t believe my luck,she led me to the front room and layed back on the sofa,the room was quite dark and quite big ,I just thought her other half was sat across the other side of the room,I got undressed and got on my knees and started kissing up her legs that she had parted I pulled her thong to one side revealing a gorgeous shaved pussy,I just started to lick her and there was a very loud bang on the bay window, there was curtains across the front window but the sides had non, I nearly shit myself when I took my lips off her pussy to see what the bang was only to see a guy shouting at her “you fuckin slut”, on the outside of the window as I’m naked bent over with my arse facing him we both jumped up and she went to the front door and opened it,I was looking for my boxers when he burst into the room and confronted me, I’m still naked,he was very angry and threatened me, I quickly got dressed and left, thinking wow,I was lucky to get out of there without fighting, then at work the next day I get a message saying he is going to fing kill me, then a few more so I txt back telling him the story she had told me before I met her he calmed down after I told him i wasn’t interested in her and wouldn’t see her again,turned out he knew nothing about the fab account and he had gone to the pub so she thought she would meet me while he was gone and didn’t expect him back till later ,

Was quite scary so you all be careful out there

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By *ichtingleMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

Had already had a couple of one to ones with a girl via here. She was really nice, really good looking, albeit not my type I would normally go for as she was very "hippy-ish" or "alternative" in her style with thick dreadlocks and many tattoos and piercings. But we met simply for sexy fun so all good. She confessed she was also regularly meeting another guy from here and asked if I would be up for us all having a threesome, especially as her unfulfilled fantasy was to try DP. Of course both me and the other guy were more than happy to assist!

So a meet was eagerly arranged and it did not take long for it to hot up in the bedroom and, after a little fiddling about (as happens) she was soon straddling the guy with his cock in her pussy allowing me to enter her other hole from behind. Now I (and assume the other guy) knew she was quite loud in her cries of passion, our earlier meets often ending in her literally screaming. With two cocks in her though she really went for it! Her moans getting louder and louder and her actions more frenzied as it was obvious fulfilling her fantasy was definitely doing it for her and she was about to cum. Suddenly her body shook, instantly ejecting both me and the other guy from her holes and she screamed as she not only orgasmed but also simultaneously pissed and shat herself all over us and the bed!

Of course we were all very diplomatic and "grown up" with me and other guy reassuring her all was fine as we took turns to shower. But it sadly killed the moment and we never met again.

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By *xeterman1Man
over a year ago

weston super mare

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By *BW_Hotwife_And_HimCouple
over a year ago

South Shields

These all belong in a book!

"Swingers Confessions - Dark Meets"

Best seller in the making.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a woman off here who claimed she a squirts. After playing with her with my fingers in her living room, she stood up off the sofa, pissed yellow fluid all over the carpet and then threw a blood clot for good measured! I was like….erm….pointing at the yellow and red stain on the floor. She said it’s fine, does it all the time! Thankfully I was still dressed so I walked!

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By *21funguyMan
over a year ago

Bicester

"Not fab related but my favourite sex disaster.

So i was working as a manager. Living in my own flat in city centre.

One day we recruit a new sales lady and she was stunning. Tall, blonde, lovely boobs, amazing smile, size 10. Quite incredible looking really.

So anyway after a few weeks things are all great and its a friday night and im in my flat when i get text.

"Hey its Kate. Me and Mand are in town having drinks. Dont be a bore come and join us."

So i head out and meet the new girl and her colleague Mand.

All is great. Few hours of laughs and giggles when all of a sudden Kate leans into me and whispers

"Take me to yours".

I didnt need asking twice so we left the pub and imnediately were all over each other. Snogging, stroking, im fingering her down an alleyway.

I wake again this time theres more light and its clearly morning and she is lying beside me.

Thank fuck that was just a dream i say to myself as i stretch and open my eyes.

I look over to be met with a huge stinking pile of shite on my chair.

I cant hold back this time.

"What the fuck is that?" I exclaim.

She wakes up and looks at it and says

"Fuck me. What have you done?"

"Me???. That was you" i retort.

"What? I never did that. Are you mad?".

She denies all knowlede so i say

"Lets just fucking clean it."

So we clean it up. Not saying a word to each other.

We worked together and actually kept fucking for about 6 months. Poo gate was never spoken about. Then when it all fell apart and we finally split and she left the job i raised it.

"So what about that day you shat on my chair" i said

"That wasnt me. I even told my mum you did that"

Haha.....

Completely true! "

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By *uitarman222222Man
over a year ago

Village near great yarmouth

Must be more???

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By *rpeggioCouple
over a year ago

Baughurst

"Was invited to join a husband and wife for some fun. I was given instructions to come round to the back door and let myself in.

I went inside to a very messy house and could hear from the noises upstairs that they'd started without me.

I could see they were both a few years older than their pics and slightly relaxed on the hygiene front, but not too horrendous, so decided to stay.

Anyway, after about 30 mins, the husband said he had to go to work and would I mind looking after her whilst he was gone.

As soon as he'd left, I mentioned that I though it a little unusual for him to leave so soon, to which she replied, 'Oh he's not my husband, just my FB... but this is my ex-husband's house.'

'We've been divorced for a couple of years, but he doesn't know I still have a back door key, so I use it to entertain my friends as a way of getting back at him'

Needless to say I made my excuses and left...didn't want to risk being confronted by an unsuspecting hubby who thought he had intruders !"

Lol this is truly bonkers. I would have left too (Lars).

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Not a complete disaster, but...

I used to be half of a male pair. Not a couple, he was straight.

But we enjoyed meeting women and couples who wanted two men at once.

One time, we are waiting for the couple to arrive, when a gorgeous but outrageously dressed transvestite pulls up and calls loudly "is this the place for a sex party?"

I live in a terraced house, in a village where everyone knows each other.

She was a friend of the couple, who they had invited to play, without telling me (the host).

Lots of fun, my oppo and I played with the wife, the husband played with the TV. And I played with the TV after everyone else left.

But still unexpected

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

Two from me;

The first was not long after I joined fab. Got chatting to a divorced woman, all was going great, we spoke on the phone and arranged to meet for coffee. During the meet, I noticed a guy walk in with a face like thunder (she had her back to the door). She turned round and then back to me, her face white as a sheet. The guy marched over to us to confront us. It was her husband! Thankfully for me, he knew I had been duped and said she had done it before, before frog marching her out of the coffee shop. I was left with all eyes in the shop looking at me as if I was a home wrecker. What a joyful way to spend the day

The second was someone who had clearly posted old photographs on her profile and sent me old ones too. I met her outside a pub, she was completely different in terms of looks and size. I was so pissed off, I didnt even go in the pub, I told her what I thought and left. And she had the cheek to say she had wasted time getting ready if I wasnt staying!

But I keep coming back to fab....

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By *xeterman1Man
over a year ago

weston super mare

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By *uitarman222222Man
over a year ago

Village near great yarmouth

Keep them cumming

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By *uitarman222222Man
over a year ago

Village near great yarmouth

More more

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By *uitarman222222Man
over a year ago

Village near great yarmouth

Bump

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By *cfc1965Man
over a year ago

horsham

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By *uitarman222222Man
over a year ago

Village near great yarmouth

More?

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By *uitarman222222Man
over a year ago

Village near great yarmouth

"Not fab related but my favourite sex disaster.

So i was working as a manager. Living in my own flat in city centre.

One day we recruit a new sales lady and she was stunning. Tall, blonde, lovely boobs, amazing smile, size 10. Quite incredible looking really.

So anyway after a few weeks things are all great and its a friday night and im in my flat when i get text.

"Hey its Kate. Me and Mand are in town having drinks. Dont be a bore come and join us."

So i head out and meet the new girl and her colleague Mand.

All is great. Few hours of laughs and giggles when all of a sudden Kate leans into me and whispers

"Take me to yours".

I didnt need asking twice so we left the pub and imnediately were all over each other. Snogging, stroking, im fingering her down an alleyway.

I wake again this time theres more light and its clearly morning and she is lying beside me.

Thank fuck that was just a dream i say to myself as i stretch and open my eyes.

I look over to be met with a huge stinking pile of shite on my chair.

I cant hold back this time.

"What the fuck is that?" I exclaim.

She wakes up and looks at it and says

"Fuck me. What have you done?"

"Me???. That was you" i retort.

"What? I never did that. Are you mad?".

She denies all knowlede so i say

"Lets just fucking clean it."

So we clean it up. Not saying a word to each other.

We worked together and actually kept fucking for about 6 months. Poo gate was never spoken about. Then when it all fell apart and we finally split and she left the job i raised it.

"So what about that day you shat on my chair" i said

"That wasnt me. I even told my mum you did that"

Haha.....

Completely true! "

After rereading these posts, I think this is the worst one.

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By *ake the snakeMan
over a year ago

middlesbrpugh

Mine was a few yrs ago,

Was chatting to a nice lady on here not to far from me,

We arranged to meet at her’s

Date and time was fixed for the next Saturday morning,

I arrived at said time,

I knocked on the door,

Was a bungalow,

She opens the door naked wearing high heels,

We chat for about 10-15min,

Then she jumps on me, start playing about and kissing,

She is dancing on my hand,

She gets my cock out, starts to suck me off,

Then says,

I want £300,

I said what,

She said I want £300 now,

I pushed her off me,

I jumped up pulled my jeans up, and went to go,

She had already locked the front door,

I go into living room,

Woman there in a wheel chair, she tried to grab me,

I opened the patio doors, across the garden, and over the fence and down the back alley to me car around the corner,

She was shouting I’ve got camera’s,

Going to call the police on me,

Was a lucky escape that was,

Now I arrange to meet in public so I can see when she turns up

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By *melie LALWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Mine was a few yrs ago,

Was chatting to a nice lady on here not to far from me,

We arranged to meet at her’s

Date and time was fixed for the next Saturday morning,

I arrived at said time,

I knocked on the door,

Was a bungalow,

She opens the door naked wearing high heels,

We chat for about 10-15min,

Then she jumps on me, start playing about and kissing,

She is dancing on my hand,

She gets my cock out, starts to suck me off,

Then says,

I want £300,

I said what,

She said I want £300 now,

I pushed her off me,

I jumped up pulled my jeans up, and went to go,

She had already locked the front door,

I go into living room,

Woman there in a wheel chair, she tried to grab me,

I opened the patio doors, across the garden, and over the fence and down the back alley to me car around the corner,

She was shouting I’ve got camera’s,

Going to call the police on me,

Was a lucky escape that was,

Now I arrange to meet in public so I can see when she turns up"

Nice... Lady...

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By *rgasmdonorMan
over a year ago

millstreet

I got a message from a girl on fab asking how did I donate orgasms ,, so I said orally or penetrated so she then said can you get to the Kingsley Hotel in 20 mins and I said I could , so when your in the car park text me and get the room number , which I did , I got to the room and knocked and it opened and a head popped around and said come in , as I walked in she went before me corset hold ups panties and heels fantastic body , she asked if I wanted coffee , which as I was in no rush accepted, she sat opposite me and opened her legs to reveal a smooth waxed pussy through the open crotch , I started getting a stirring and stood to go over to her and she said hang on a minute I have another fella coming he will be here soon , so we sat chatting and the door knocks and the shabby looking fella walked in , so she the jumps on the bed and says who's is first I was naked and had my face buried in her crotch in a flash , she said let's 69 so we did , and while I was on the bottom licking she told the other guy to fuck her well to say he had a small cock was an understatement it was an inch short of an inch , and then I got the strong smell of sillage it was like he just left the farm , she got it to and told him to leave , then she started to tell him his cock wasn't 7 inches and more like 7 millimetres, he then started to get aggressive so there I was stark bollock naked with a hard on trying to calm this smelly fella down and get him out the door , that was the worse bit but the rest of the nite was one of the best fucks I ever had and we went on to meet several times more

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By *adbod2015Man
over a year ago

Nantwich

I'm not sure it's really a horror story and definitely tame compared to this thread.

However I wanted to dip my toes into the bi world and arranged to meet a guy for a wank and go meet. He came across as someone very experienced in this so I thought that would be good for me.

He asked what I was into, what kind of porn, etc but when I turned up he ignored all that and put on porn that was not to my liking but then he was really awkward, clearly a first time as well. Which I'd have had no problem with if he'd have been up front.

Needless to say it was a flop in more ways than one so I made an excuse to leave. He then got really weird via messages to a point where I had to block him.

It's kind of put me off a lot from meeting other people but that is something I'd like to try again in future.

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By *ornyhotcouple696969Couple
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

Went to meet a guy while driving to work one morning,for a blowjob.

He had a huge camper van outside his work, and it was early enough that nobody at his company would be in.

As per the instructions I opened the camper van door. He was sat on his bed, I walked towards him, and he started to give me an outstanding blowjob.

I told him after a little while I was close to cumming, and he asked if I minded if he pulled his cock out and wanked.

I told him to crack on.

As I started to cum, he pulled his cock out, I looked down, and it was completely white with 'cock cheese'!!!

The smell was so bad, that as I was cumming, I also threw up all over him!!!

He was covered in my cum and sick.

I then threw up again, as I pulled my trousers up, and then once again when I got outside.

Making me feel sick just writing this.

Originally he wanted mutual oral.....imagine that!!!!

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By *lasgowhornMan
over a year ago

paisley

I met a couple, all was going well. We took a short break and she nipped to the toilet, the husband and I were in the living room chatting playing with our cocks keeping hard, all of a sudden he runs out the room, I hear him burst into the toilet and projectile vomit, I’m looking for my phone to book a taxi, the wife comes back in to ask if I didn’t mind leaving to which I replied don’t worry I’ll get out of your hair I’ve just booked a taxi, she thanked me and apologised, I had to get dressed all my clothes were at the front door as I had stripped as soon as I entered their house, when I went to grab my clothes the smell coming out the bathroom was horrific, he had been sick and shit everywhere (I’m now trying to not vomit). I got dressed quickly and left but go the smell as I was exiting again

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By *xeterman1Man
over a year ago

weston super mare

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By *shfordfunMan
over a year ago

Ashford

My worse experience may not seem bad to some

one of my favourite things is to meet couples and either enjoy mmf or just me and the wife and hubby watching or on the phone

we all know that if its an mmf guys will be close and may touch accidentally, but its something to be aware of but no problems

i had been messaging a couple for a while, he said he didnt like sex anymore but would love to watch his wife have fun and orgasm and it was better this way as there was no cheating

photos looked great, and in a message she told me that i looked nice and thick and couldnt wait to feel me in her mouth

we planned a night we were all free, i was given the address and parked almost outside which was great

door was answered by a fat, scruffy guy in glasses (old NHS style) and a jumper with holes

alarm bells start ringng, but he says wife is so excited and upstairs, go on up and he will bring a drink, okay, with ice?

alarms still ringing, but thinking well i can at least look, i go upstairs and im completely surprised, for once, very pleasantly surprised.

the wife is a petite blonde, just like her photos, wearing what can only be descibed as a couple of bits of string, cant call it underwear

she asks if i like what i see, which of course i say i do, and she asks me to show her that my photo does not lie, so i take my trousers and boxers off.

she seemed pleased and smiled

i asked about hubbby, and she said he will come up later with some cold drinks and we should start and see where things go

well, i forgot all my worries and stripped fully and got on the bed, her skin was soft and she smelt lovely

she told me she loved being eaten and often squirts if its done well

no further instructions needed, she asked if she could ride my face, one of my favourites

she had one of those pussies that is very tidy and i was enjoying using my fingers to open her up and use my tongue

i heard hubby come back in the room and the chair make a noise

by this stage im in a whole new world, she tasted great and was so wet, she was leaning back a bit and pulled on my cock

i was thinking that this must be my best meet so far

after a few mins she stopped working my cock and put her hands on my head to encourage my licking

she raised her hands again and reached back, this time her tugging was harder and more frantic, again not an issue

then, it happened, the hand was replaced by a mouth, it was a case of taking my cock deep to the balls and hard sucking

now as you can imagine, i instantly knew it wasnt her

i tried pulling away, but my cock was held firmly in place, and sucked harder, i tried to move and she ground herself harder against my face

i tried to say stop but my muffled voice was unclear

as im trying to raise her off my face, a hand starts wanking me as the mouth actually feels like its going to suck my bell end off my shaft

she starts to squirm and i can feel warm liquid on my face, she cumming, which is always a turn on for me

i increase my licking, not forgetting whats happening but the juices are a thing for me

then it happened, i could feel myself cumming. i couldnt stop it and within seconds i could feel myself releasing several ropes of cum, hard

she must have knows, by my movements, and like a demon possessed, she ground herself on my face, suddenly releasing a huge gush

she gets off, and im faced with her hubby, red in the face, licking his lips and reaching for my cock

i was angry and shouted wtf, and she calmly told me that her hubby only liked cock and was not interested in her

he ran the profile and selected guys he wanted to suck and fuck him

i said it was wrong to trick people, but as angry as i was, she was well worth the visit, as i was looking forward to fucking her, but she said she didnt want to fuck and just got pleasure from her hubby being happy

he then asked if i was up for either top or bottom

i refused both, and said if i cant fuck her then im off

so to some, especially bi guys, this would have been great, but for a straight guy, it was quite a horror

to be fair, since then i have allowed guys to suck me as part of a mmf, but only with agreement and i never return the favour

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By *uitarman222222Man
over a year ago

Village near great yarmouth

"I met a couple, all was going well. We took a short break and she nipped to the toilet, the husband and I were in the living room chatting playing with our cocks keeping hard, all of a sudden he runs out the room, I hear him burst into the toilet and projectile vomit, I’m looking for my phone to book a taxi, the wife comes back in to ask if I didn’t mind leaving to which I replied don’t worry I’ll get out of your hair I’ve just booked a taxi, she thanked me and apologised, I had to get dressed all my clothes were at the front door as I had stripped as soon as I entered their house, when I went to grab my clothes the smell coming out the bathroom was horrific, he had been sick and shit everywhere (I’m now trying to not vomit). I got dressed quickly and left but go the smell as I was exiting again "

Oh dear, horrific

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By *earded BeastMan
over a year ago

durham

creepy one for me, met a couple on line, chatted swapped pics and what was what he the husband didn't join in would be just me and her. arranged to meet I went one Friday husband let me in sat chatting no sign of the wife. turns out she had passed away nearly 5 months ago and he was using pics they took together on the site. I got up to leave and the man asked well seen as your here not waste and let me suck your cock and fuck him, no thanks and I left

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By *ooseLipsSinkShips89Man
over a year ago

Birtley

This has been the best thread of all time on here…absolutely incredible. The chair poo story might be a winner though.

My worst one ever went as follows.

Chatting to a girl for a while - I’d seen pics but never a full body shot. We said we could possibly get food and just hang out at a local monument / park and chat, late in the evening.

I picked her up and she was much larger than any of her pics had ever made her look. She was pretty and smelt nice so I thought let’s roll with it and see what happens.

She asked to go to McDonald’s to grab some food before hand, so I drive us through the drive through and she ordered a large Big Mac meal, 2 x 20 boxes of McNuggets, a triple cheeseburger and a McFlurry all for herself.

After I’d paid we drove to the local park. Her food hadn’t touched the sides by the time we got there. We got out of the car and I walked round to her door, opened it and when she got out she did the biggest burp I’ve ever heard in my life, almost directly into my face.

I was horrified but again, thought I’m gonna solider on and see where this goes. It can’t get any worse surely.

We sat and chatted for a little while, until she said you seem like a nice guy, let’s go back to the car. We got to the car and she opens the back doors, pulls her tights down, lifts her skirt up and removes her knickers, and all I could see what this eye of Sauron sized hairy arse staring back at me, stinking of you know what.

I made excuses and said that I was gonna have to drop her home, and then promptly blocked/deleted her number once she was out of the car.

I can’t even tell mates about that experience as I’d never heard the end of it ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This used to be a couples profile (long story) still is really and the veris are couples not just mine. But anyway…

Mel won’t meet other than in clubs because 3 of our first 5 were write offs before they started.

1. Guy looked like Brad Pitt on his photos but more like Bradley Walsh when we got there and he smelt of an arm pit. Amazing house, lovely area. But like Steptoes inside.

2. Couple “a few years older than us” turned out to be an older gent who’s wife had rather inconveniently just that minute been called into work. In a shop. At 10.30 at night. I’m no Sherlock but when we were walking back to the car after having a brew with him (he was just a nice lonely guy we think) Mel said no way does a woman live there, there was literally nothing homely about it.

3. (Best til last and funny rather than horrific) Met a really hot guy. Nice 7” cock which is Mels absolute perfect size. We didn’t really hit it off and it was a bit awkward but he was mid 20’s and ripped, no way was Mel not going to get fucked by him!! So we start proceedings. Mel sucking me on the couch when he watches. He leans down and is playing with her biggish tits, I go down on Mel until she cums and she tells him to get undressed. I’m on the floor in the lounge of a very nice city centre apartment. Mel starts riding me and beckons him over. He’s struggling to get hard but it’s about 70% there. Mel takes him in her mouth. He’s stood over me and I’m ignoring that my view is his undercarriage. She sucks him as far in as she can. Just once. And moves back. His cock falls out of her mouth and fires a HUGE stream of spunk that hits her tits but as he recoils continues to pump warm spunk on my chest and my face. I also take some friendly fire in my eye. Fuck that stings. He was mortified. We told him not to worry. Cleaned up and left. Mel had to drive home because I couldn’t see out of my left eye. When we got home he had deleted his profile.

Mel will only meet in clubs now!!

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By *ike231251Man
over a year ago

Heckmondwike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a guy here on a profile I had a few years back. I couldn't accommodate at the time so we decided to drive down to a quiet area locally for some outdoor fun. Bear in mind this place was a field in the middle of nowhere, well past midnight.

He'd just finished (after putting in zero effort to help me enjoy what was going on, no foreplay, literally spat on his hand and used it to get me wet) when he said he'd left something in his car, so jogged back to where he'd left it, and promptly got in and drove away, leaving me sitting there half naked and stranded with no way to get home, since my bag (and phone) were still in his car. I eventually found my bag about a mile down the road after I'd started to walk home- he'd obviously spotted it and thrown it out of the car window.

There have been a few other crap meets where there was zero connection, or he was married and cheating, or this one guy who got too d*unk during a social meet and started being very loud and inappropriate, but being ditched in the middle of nowhere was pretty crappy.

Another meet the guy didn't understand boundaries and consent and I had to get the police involved.

Needless to say, meeting is not on the cards for me these days because I can't trust that someone I don't know well will have my best interests at heart. I refuse to take the risk.

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By *ralinguistMan
over a year ago

high wycombe

Met a woman at her place i arrived went in she was naked on the sofa there was a mattress on the floor along with cigarett butts discarded empty beer cans and empty bottles of wine ,i waited chatted till she went to another room ,then quickly left she messaged me asking for money or outing me on Facebook, ignored and blocked ,shame cos she was very fit and extremely horny

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By *uitarman222222Man
over a year ago

Village near great yarmouth

"Met a woman at her place i arrived went in she was naked on the sofa there was a mattress on the floor along with cigarett butts discarded empty beer cans and empty bottles of wine ,i waited chatted till she went to another room ,then quickly left she messaged me asking for money or outing me on Facebook, ignored and blocked ,shame cos she was very fit and extremely horny "

How horrible

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By *luerooMan
over a year ago

Bridgwater

went for a meet with a guy, dropped his shorts and invited me to go down on him, the smell was unbelievable made my excuses and left, definitely not going back.

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By *minorMan
over a year ago

deed

"Met a guy here on a profile I had a few years back. I couldn't accommodate at the time so we decided to drive down to a quiet area locally for some outdoor fun. Bear in mind this place was a field in the middle of nowhere, well past midnight.

Another meet the guy didn't understand boundaries and consent and I had to get the police involved.

Needless to say, meeting is not on the cards for me these days because I can't trust that someone I don't know well will have my best interests at heart. I refuse to take the risk."

Thats so bad! What a dick

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By *ormladMan
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

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By *arnsleycpl4uCouple
over a year ago

Barnsley

We met a cpl went to there home my wife looked sexy as fcuk is wife look nice too he had jogging pants on and his cock was clearly bulging out lol so things got heated up and we went up stairs me and his wife went into one room and my wife went into the next room well let the fun begin I started to kiss her and her breath smells terrible and she says that she has an abscess in her mouth!!! Ok hearing my wife having fun in the next room I went down on her and turned her round into the 69 I couldn’t the smell was awful so I made an excuse and we went to the other room I was stood behind her playing with her pussy watching her hubby fuck my wife and then she joined in my wife smelt her and came off the bed to me so we left them both fucking in the bed and went to the other room after we had had fun we must have dosed off about an hour later the husband came into the bedroom and joined us he was give my wife a good fuck when his wife walk past the door and ran downstairs crying he jumped up went down after her we got dressed and got a taxi home while sat in living room waiting for taxi they were out side on the patio having a argument very very bad situation glad the taxi came quickly

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By *arnsleycpl4uCouple
over a year ago

Barnsley

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By *uitarman222222Man
over a year ago

Village near great yarmouth

"We met a cpl went to there home my wife looked sexy as fcuk is wife look nice too he had jogging pants on and his cock was clearly bulging out lol so things got heated up and we went up stairs me and his wife went into one room and my wife went into the next room well let the fun begin I started to kiss her and her breath smells terrible and she says that she has an abscess in her mouth!!! Ok hearing my wife having fun in the next room I went down on her and turned her round into the 69 I couldn’t the smell was awful so I made an excuse and we went to the other room I was stood behind her playing with her pussy watching her hubby fuck my wife and then she joined in my wife smelt her and came off the bed to me so we left them both fucking in the bed and went to the other room after we had had fun we must have dosed off about an hour later the husband came into the bedroom and joined us he was give my wife a good fuck when his wife walk past the door and ran downstairs crying he jumped up went down after her we got dressed and got a taxi home while sat in living room waiting for taxi they were out side on the patio having a argument very very bad situation glad the taxi came quickly "

Oh gosh!

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By *ilthydan69Man
over a year ago

abingdon

It’s far more funny than horror

I had been chatting to a lovely lady and then phone calls and pictures and yes vids and it was decided it was time to meet

Time and place all agreed and make and model of car exchanged and I was in a Mondeo and the lady in a Puma and it was perfect timing as I drove in behind her as she went into the pub carpark and I parked a little further away as limited spaces and as I got out a man approached her and they then went to the pub together and i assumed he was there to make sure everything was ok and I thought rather than follow them in I would wait a few minutes. One minute gone and another Ford Puma drives in and parks up and she steps out and walks over to me as I am leaning on my car and she looks little unsure and I ask is she here to meet someone who drives a Mondeo and yep she was

I explained what had happened and we both had to laugh and especially as I was 15 years plus younger and shorter and no moustache and the women were very different in age and body shape

I walked into the pub as the woman I had met in the car park called her meet and I watched with amusement as he took the call and the penny dropped and I took his seat as he got up and I burst into laugher as my meets face was a picture

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By *minorMan
over a year ago

deed

"Chatted with a woman on fabswingers, in her forties. She sent me full body and face pictures. Her name was Sandy. We seemed to hit it off really well. Started phone chats for a few weeks. Finally arranged to meet at hers. She lived in a tower block. The first red flag was gangs of youths hanging around the parking area. Her apartment was at the top of the block. The lifts were out of order. I struggled up eight flights of stairs.

I rushed down the stairs, got to my car, but someone had taken two tyres. Rang the AA and got towed home."

Thats like a scene from a movie or something! Nightmare indeed

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By *ilthydan69Man
over a year ago

abingdon

Sadly I lost contact with her and should anyone know a curvy lady with a dolphin tattoo point her in my direction please

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By *bdnhonestMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Wasnt on here but different site woman ask me round to her place got to her door but didnt let me in as her nervous got the better of her and couldn't meet

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By *xeterman1Man
over a year ago

weston super mare

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By *9Karm69Man
over a year ago

plymouth/chesterfield

"Amusing thread! Several experiences of the catfishing type, goodness knows why anyone does this but they do. Ladiesnin their 60s suddenly lose 10 years and think that no one will notice.

. Sometimes it works out OK and they have the personality to carry it through and sometimes oh dear......no conversation, then its a quick goodbye.

Worse is the couple situation when playing with the occasional lady friend and the guy is older than claimed, not exactly a looker, out of shape or cannot get it up. Worse is when it's all 4

. Or when the female takes her teeth out......normally results in a quick exit.

All of the above has happened, plus the addition of the shower not being operational.....they don't wash! Why do some folk not understand basic hygiene???????

I like honest, healthy, fit folk that wash and smell good. Not much to ask or so I thought.

when the female takes her teeth out......normally results in a great blow job

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By *M1712Man
over a year ago

bude

Was once invited to couples for meet turns out she didn't know anything about it. Kicked off big time between him and her. She went. He than said she'd calmed down and agreed had popped out for some wine. Should of walked. But horn got better. Fast forward 30 mins he had me wanking into a pair of her knickers while watching videos of her. She walked back in hit roof again. Don't think I've ever been so glad to get out of somewhere so much. That night profile deleted. Month or so later bumped into her on night out. She apologised and said if he'd told her she may have gone along with it. Some people......

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By *aybail-238Couple
over a year ago

hartlepool

Man that’s not cool at all! The anger of the male would have put us off straight away! Not our cup of tea

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By *rniceguy20Man
over a year ago

Devon

Several but will start with a couple I arrange to meet years ago. Was nervous as prior to driving there as never done anything like it before. Arrived as agreed. Friendly couple. Sat in lounge had a soft drink. Then the women goes into the kitchen and brings over dinner for her and him. I sat there watching tv whilst they had some stinky dinner. Nothing happened at all. The talk prior to it hyped it all up. We all got on.

I left shortly after. But then was invited back a few weeks later. Very random to say the least.

Stinky dinner and noisey eaters. Great

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By *rniceguy20Man
over a year ago

Devon

This one was shocker as we had met so many times. Even if it was for me to give her oral, had a fit body and tasted good.

There was a spontaneous meetup. She was horny. Asked if I was nearby. I wasnt but made my way over. Giving I was 20minutes away I thought that gives enough time for her to be ready, knows I like seeing her in a thong. Turned up. We went into her room. Littlebit of foreplay. She was wet already. She bends over for some doggystyle. And this was the worst. The smell. Her ass first just hit me. Then as I got closer. Ide already fingered her. Yeh that was the worst smelling ide ever had to go near. I was committed at that point so I Carried on and thought ide not coming back. Whilst in the doggy position I made no comment. If anything it did still feel good. She asked me to do her ass midway and I just said im close. Cant imagine it would have been a pretty site pulling out of her ass.

I had to get back home and shower.

Im sure others will have been in same position. But when u have 20minutes plus just have a shower at least.

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By *iltshirefunmaleMan
over a year ago

Devizes

Funny rather than horrific but last spring I had called in at Tog Hill one Sunday tea time, just to see. I'm standing looking at the view and this rather nice woman comes over and smiles and asks me if I am there "for a pick up". I say I am and we chat chat about it being nice up there and has she come far when she says something that makes me wary. Then she says "of course there's all the kit, like boots and waterproofs"...

Turns out she was there to pick up her son and his mates from their Duke of Edinburgh expedition. Thankfully, my mate runs DOE for his school, so I could bluff my way out but I strongly suspect she has a couple if drinks with the girls and says "So, I'd gone to pick up the boys from their hike, and there's this guy..."

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By *xeterman1Man
over a year ago

weston super mare

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By *orneylad92Man
over a year ago

douglas

Arranged a meet with a tv turned up at hers and she was d*unk. I thought well I’m here now she started to suck me off as soon as I got in the house then said let’s take it up stairs when we got in her room there was dirty plates and all sorts in the room and it was a total mess I closed my eyes unloaded in her ass and made a dart for the door

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By *uitarman222222Man
over a year ago

Village near great yarmouth

"TRUE STORY..Met a male couple went back to hotel room.. just started having fun he went down on me.. and in passion ran my hand through guys hair and it came off in my hand.. AKWARD!

he rushed to get the glue.. which put a real downer on the proceedings .. made excuses and left.. !.. life who knew!!

OMG! I think I would have laughed or cried. Not sure which.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow some of these are horrific while the ones of the dirty houses remind me of my own one horror meet with a couple

They were in their late 40s when I was in my early 20s. I should of known which house on the street it was all overgrown grass and rubbish and shit all over. Knocked on the side door he answered they were both very polite and welcoming no issue there.

The kitchen was a grease fire waiting to happen with clothes piled up in the corner and a smell of dog but no dogs to be seen.

Hallway carpet was worn so thin you could see the black tiles below. She was waiting in the living room in just a nightie again very nice couple but decor and housekeeping was not their thing. Front room was dusty as shit dark dingy loads of ornaments all over the place . Sofa was brown furry and lumpy with sticky spots. Looking back now as an older man I should of made an excuse to leave, but young and dumb plus the horn I began to kiss the wife

He was watching egging me on and soon she had my cock in her mouth to which I saw he was stripped and wanking on the chair opposite and I saw behind him was just a huge pile of magazines and papers like a mountain of them.

He suggested to move to the bedroom she was naked leading me pants round my ankles to their bedroom it was just a small bungalow.

I’m my shuffle I tore up some of the carpet but he just mumbled something while standing behind me wanking. The bedroom was something Kim and Aggie would struggle with. Clothes magazines dvds random shit all over the floor basically a tiny walk way to the bed.

We all tumbled on the bed which the mounds of shit around it felt like they would topple on top especially when we started to shag. Can’t complain about the sex well only one complaint.

He just lay there next to us wanking and I made the mistake of going done on her . Now I’ve licked a few Fanny’s and loved nearly all and love the taste smell and everything about it but hers smelled like something else. An overwhelming damp smell. And yes I did soldier on and finish the job.

After I’d cum I began to spot the stains all over the bed and the dirty pants and knickers all over the place the smell of it all was making me hot I had to get out.

Nice couple but I did take 4 showers and wash in a bath of dettol. No wonder I’m a germaphobe now

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By *ensible lady 1960Woman
over a year ago

Near Bishop Auckland.

the worst was last year when i met a young man.after the meet near the woods he crassed hes car on the back road. Luckily we werent hurt.but he told me 'i would have to walk' this was 10-30pm at night in january. I always dress sensible.boots.jeans.top and coat.i had walked for 25 mins when a couple stopped to ask if i was okay? I explained that i had been in a car crash and was walking home.and that the guy i was with had walked the other way. They offered me a lift home which i was grateful for. After they dropped me off they then told me that they were going to see if they could find him. The following week he messaged me again saying he had another car and wanted another meet. Blocked.

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By *ormladMan
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

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By *xeterman1Man
over a year ago

weston super mare

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By *uitarman222222Man
over a year ago

Village near great yarmouth

"the worst was last year when i met a young man.after the meet near the woods he crassed hes car on the back road. Luckily we werent hurt.but he told me 'i would have to walk' this was 10-30pm at night in january. I always dress sensible.boots.jeans.top and coat.i had walked for 25 mins when a couple stopped to ask if i was okay? I explained that i had been in a car crash and was walking home.and that the guy i was with had walked the other way. They offered me a lift home which i was grateful for. After they dropped me off they then told me that they were going to see if they could find him. The following week he messaged me again saying he had another car and wanted another meet. Blocked."

How awful

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