FabSwingers.com forum: An Easter Poem

By *he Wrangler and Belle OP Couple
over a year ago

Bishops Strortford

Belle bought me an Egg for Easter

It has no chocolate, it has no yolk

it has no extras, not even a joke

When I asked her what type of Egg it was

She told me its an egg “Designed for your Nob”

“For my nob?” I exclaimed in a voice that was shrill

“Yes” she said “It will give you a thrill”

I looked at the cover with a big yellow spot

A Portable pleasure device is what you have got

An Easy Beat Egg that will feel very nice

A growed up, manly masturbation device

It will cover my cock with Spherical Swirls

And its something you can do, all by yourself

The instructions say open, and fill it with lube

They say to put in your cock and vigorously move

And when the super stretch sensations become too much fun

You should let yourself go and fill it with cum

“Thank you” I said with a voice full of doubt

An egg to wank into “What’s that all about?”

I thought I already had a portable pleasure device

“You have” she assured me “Now stop being such a wanker”