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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I have a very long profile because I want people to get as complete a picture of me as is possible on a profile, I understand that people need someone discreet they can trust. I specifically wrote on my profile, please single guys no one line like, Hi, or Want to fuck me? You know the types of messages we've all had plenty if them from single guys, I just assume they didn't bother to read my profile. I say I want a proper message with at least a little imagination and personality, but alas the wanking chimp one liners come in their droves. I got fed up one day and decided to be a tease.
Message from local guy in next town, Hi want to meet and fuck me?
My reply,
Hi, thankyou so much for your highly articulate and imaginative message, as you know from my profile I'm a huge fan of them. Unfortunately I'm not really into just turning up and fucking, I like to have a play and explore and find what really turns you on. I'd be more into a drive by blow job, I will explain what I mean.
You only live in the next town, so I was thinking you could have a shower right now then get in your car and drive to my town. I would tell you the road to drive down and you could pretend you're lost, and I will be waiting by the side of the road to give you directions. You see me by the road and pull up and ask directions, I tell you it's quite complicated and it would be easier for me to just get in your car and show you because I have a feeling we're going to the same destination. I get in your car and the second you pull away you feel my hand on your leg as I talk to you, you say nothing so I keep my hand there and slowly start moving my hand up your leg towards your inviting bulge. I ask you to put some music on, as you put some on I reach your bulge and start giving it a little squeeze and a rub through your shorts, you're still not saying anything so I carry on. I lean over and whisper in your ear, we both know I want to get that beautiful cock in my mouth, so let's not be coy. I feel your cock twitch as I say it, I lean over and turn the music up. I tell you to just drive as I undo your shorts and pull then down til your beautiful cock springs out and slaps your stomach, I leave your shorts only half down so you can drive but I get access to that cock. I lean down and start to lick your balls while I slowly wank you, I feel your cock getting hard in my hand. I look up at you and see you trying to concentrate on driving as I play, your balls feel so tight and I want to empty them for you. With one long slow lick I lick up from your balls up the length of your shift til I get to the tip, then I put my eager warm wet mouth around your tip, flicking my tongue all around it. I hear you gasp and feel your body react so I start messaging your aching balls as I start to bob my head up and down on your cock, I speed up as I wet my finger and tease your bum. I feel you are going to cum soon so I speed up and massage your balls again, you let out a loud moan and arch your back as your bum lifts off the seat and you explode in my mouth. I tell you to drive back, as I clean you up, licking all the cum up for you. As we get near where you picked me up I tell you to pull over in a secluded spot, I straddle you and give you a deep passionate kiss as I wriggle on your lap. Then I jump back off and tell you to take me back, you drop me off at the spot you picked me up. I get out the car and blow you a kiss, I tell you to call me again anytime you are lost and I will come and give you directions  Sound fun????
His reply, Oh my God yes please that sounds amazing.
My reply, OK, maybe you should put that on your profile and maybe someone will take the time to be polite and read it and then offer it, happy fabbing.
I think that makes me a terrible tease, but it was fun |
