FabSwingers.com forum: The pineapple spotted

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’ve been on and off here over the years and heard all the stories about pineapples representing swingers but for years failed to ever spot a single one. Until last week….

Was asked to give a quote on some skirting boards not far from where I lived as I had been recommended. It was around 3pm on a normal suburban road when I walked up to the semi detached and noticed a gold pineapple on the window sill in the bay. I smiled but didn’t think it meant anything. I knocked on and a woman in her 40’s answers and greeted me with a smile and thanked me for coming over to see the work. She was gorgeous, dressed in office type attire it showed her lovely curvy arse and great cleavage. My mind was playing games but decided to remain professional…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jane introduced herself and offered me a coffee as I measured up. She was so hot, it was hard to not stare. “Here you go” she passed me the coffee and said “ I bet you see some things working in so many people’s houses”. I smiled politely “ not really, although I did smile when I saw your pineapple, old wives tale says it means your are swingers,” expecting a shocked smile…. She didn’t she just looked at me winked and walked back into the kitchen…. I wasn’t expecting that

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By *iscoman7771000Man
over a year ago

birmingham

This could develop in your favour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Having got what I needed I said to Jane I’m off and will message you in a bit with a quote. “Make sure it’s something I can’t do no to” she said. Again it took me a little by surprised as this sort of thing you only ever read about. I messaged later on with the quote, ping… she messaged back straight away saying when can I get my arse over to sort it. I arranged a day and she replied “ il make sure I’m home for that” my cock was tingling now with the thought of this developing into something.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jane answered, this time dressed in tight gym wear which I’m a sucker for, it’s like she knew. “ off to the gym” I asked. She laughed and said “.I never go to the gym, I just like how it feels, what do you think?” I couldn’t help but blurt… I think you look hot as hell, your husband is a lucky guy. She smiled as her hand moved over her body, feeling the tight Lycra.

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By *andy IanMan
over a year ago

cheshire/Preston

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By *andy IanMan
over a year ago

cheshire/Preston

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By *uddle4uMan
over a year ago

Purbeck

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By *kpiercedCouple
over a year ago

walsall

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over a year ago

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By *oth0712Man
over a year ago

cambridge

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By *ipper truckMan
over a year ago

near by

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By *lderWiserNowMan
over a year ago

Kettrin

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By *ancSissySlutTV/TS
over a year ago

M66

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By *ardnreddyMan
over a year ago

LIVINGSTON

Guys start

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By *ntman83Man
over a year ago

Walsall

Sounds very hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *etmelickMan
over a year ago

North East

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By *hil911Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Good start

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By *ovingmyknickersgTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire

Well what occurred?

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By *aughtywifeyWoman
over a year ago

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By *ormladMan
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

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By *ornybarMan
over a year ago

clonmel

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By *ayWaddMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

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By *ary1001xMan
over a year ago

Hillsborough

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By *..NemoMan
over a year ago

Durham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *hrisukbishareCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Always loved pineapple

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By *immy_5belliesMan
over a year ago

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By *ogloverMan
over a year ago

Hickling

Could get interesting. Never heard of the pineapple, only pampas grass in front garden.

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By *orkiepud_69Couple
over a year ago

Scarborough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice

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By *eepfill999Man
over a year ago

South Cheshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waiting for more

Never heard of the pineapple thing but have heard about pampas grass being a hint

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By *lan1chunkyMan
over a year ago

Prestwich

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By *athy and JohnCouple
over a year ago

Loire Valley & Truro

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By *eotheloinMan
over a year ago

Kerry / limerick border

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By *fweonlymeettwiceMan
over a year ago

Madrid

And I thought my wife got a fresh pineapple to make my cum taste better maybe I got it all wrong and she is a swinger after all

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By *j and c 2Couple
over a year ago

mullingar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I got to work with the first but of skirting when she came back into the room. Out of the blue … “ so how come you know this theory about pineapples then”? We chatted and she said she bought it as she just liked it but it has got her thinking. “Go on” she moved a little closer and told me how she always fantasies about fucking someone behind her husbands back… that they hardly have sex and that her sex drive out does his. Bring a little nieve I assumed she just needed to unload not picking up on the signs she was desperately wanting me to touch her.

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By *eandher4and9Couple
over a year ago

leeds

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By *j and c 2Couple
over a year ago

mullingar

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By *oveoraltoungeMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

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By *overOral0Man
over a year ago

Nr Cheltenham

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By *usie pTV/TS
over a year ago

taunton

Lol at least I am not the only one a bit slow for my own good .

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By *an4Fun121Man
over a year ago

Leicester

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By *ohnsim123Man
over a year ago

st andrews

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By *ary1001xMan
over a year ago

Hillsborough

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By *ot Wife FifeCouple
over a year ago

Fife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love a tail about skirting boards

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By *oth0712Man
over a year ago

cambridge

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By *ereforfun222000Man
over a year ago

South

loving the sound of where this is going!

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By *2spikeMan
over a year ago

Southsea

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By *oleyunitedMan
over a year ago

Cornwall

"Waiting for more

Never heard of the pineapple thing but have heard about pampas grass being a hint"
I only heard about it the other week from watching gogglebox

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By *lowryderMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Great story...

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By *ornynhappy23Man
over a year ago

renfrewshireish

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By *anky677Man
over a year ago

Near-by

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over a year ago

Purbeck

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over a year ago

wirral

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

didcot

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over a year ago

millstreet

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over a year ago

clonmel

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over a year ago

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By *oyntzMan
over a year ago

all over Ireland

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By *ipper truckMan
over a year ago

near by

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By *sprey6Man
over a year ago

Here!

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By *tag and curvey HotwifeCouple
over a year ago

herts

Like it

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over a year ago

cardiff

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

Kilmarnock

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over a year ago

South of Norwich

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over a year ago

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By *andy IanMan
over a year ago

cheshire/Preston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More pls

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By *..NemoMan
over a year ago

Durham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell us more about these skirting boards!!!

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By *un24.7Man
over a year ago

South Devon

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By *teve261970Man
over a year ago

Gateshead

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By *ipper truckMan
over a year ago

near by

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By *asterofmaidsMan
over a year ago

Telford

More please

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By *oth0712Man
over a year ago

cambridge

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By *hugwelMan
over a year ago

Jersey

Whilst shopping I have often check shopping trolleys to check for pineapples turn upside down.

Perhaps I need to place a pineapple in another's trolley !

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over a year ago

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By *J GeminiTV/TS
over a year ago

Northumberland

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over a year ago

Wakefield

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over a year ago

Heckmondwike

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over a year ago

birmingham

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over a year ago

wirral

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By *rdiscreet327Man
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Looking forward to more of this.

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By *he fab twoCouple
over a year ago

brentwood

What size skirting and internal or external scribe?

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By *21funguyMan
over a year ago

Bicester

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By *otttcpl69Couple
over a year ago

Cramlington

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By *ilbert4450Man
over a year ago

paisley

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over a year ago

dudley

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over a year ago

Wigan

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over a year ago

basingstoke

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over a year ago

cheltenham

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over a year ago

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By *ipplebarnyMan
over a year ago

milton keynes

Run out of no more nails carry on please

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over a year ago

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By *ipper truckMan
over a year ago

near by

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By *ardnreddyMan
over a year ago

LIVINGSTON

thread deas?

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By *archelCouple
over a year ago

A field somewhere

"What size skirting and internal or external scribe?"

You know you only ever mitre an external. Question I'd be asking is what's the profile like.

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By *ettriano 6969Man
over a year ago

Eastbourne

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By *aughtySexualArousalMan
over a year ago

SPALDING

More please

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By *loscouplegl3Couple
over a year ago

Gloucester

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