“What do u mean u came on a screwdriver handle?”
“What I’m telling ya, he’d cum n couldn’t get it up again n he says his hand ached cuz I wasn’t getting there… n the screwdriver was on the side cuz obviously he was fixing the handrail. So he grabbed it n kind a shook it about in side me, n bobs your uncle, fannys your aunt bit of clit rubbing n game over.. I even leaked a bit.”
I couldn’t believe what Viv was telling me. She’s such a nutter. My best friend, sometimes playmate n without doubt the dirtiest girl I know. At 5.5 size 14 long dark hair she was pretty average. But she had something, we jokingly called it shaggers glint. Where ever we went Men n women would come on to her. As her 5.1 size 16 side kick I used to do ok, but I was never quite as crude or shocking as her.
“How the fuck do u go from hiya, the landlords sent me to fix your hand rail… to ohhh shove your screwdriver up me chuff?”
“He was well up for it!” She’s still laughing,
“N this was before work?”
“Yep, I think that’s why I was struggling to cum… time pressures.” I couldn’t help but laugh.
“What else u had up there?”
“Only stuff I’ve put up there myself… or you’ve put up there!”
We both then start laughing about the night we came back pissed n thought it would be fun to fuck barbie. Or more precisely to let Barbie fuck us. It was back when Viv still lived at her parents. Her baby sister had left the barbie dolls out. I think that was the first night we ever played with each other.
“I’ve never been able to look at a barbie since… Dirty bitch!”
“Poor old Ken, getting left out of the action”
We both fall about laughing again n Viv
Puts her hand on my thigh… “was fuckin fun tho werent it?”
I grin at her… “fuck yeah!”
She leans in n kisses me. It’s familiar n alien all at the same time…
Her tongue licks my top front teeth… she knows I hate it… I pull away so she kisses my cheek, my Jaw, my neck, it feels so nice. I let out a moan. “You’re such a responsive little bitch ain’t ya…”
I smile leaning back slightly on her bed. She pulls down the neck of my tee, starts biting at my collar bone… I close my eyes.
Her hands pull the bottom of my tee out of my jeans… she pushes it up, revealing my tummy n bra… “still wearing practical white bras ya hot bitch” she laughs at my shit taste in underwear… “they’re comfy, fuck off” I laugh back… she begins kissing the top of my tits… squeezing them together. “You’ve such great big tits I fucking love them.” With that she nips at my skin. I jump… she pulls them out of the cups revealing my big dark nipples. She sucks on one while squeezing the other with her thumb n finger… her mouth expertly kissing n biting. She moves down my stomach, “shall we see what hot bitch panties you’ve got on?”
“You’ll be impressed” I grin back at her, knowing that I’d not done any washing. So my old big grey cottons panties were the fashion of the day. I’m not entirely sure they were clean on that morning… she undies my fly. “Oh granny pants… my fave!” She pulls my Jeans to my knees. N starts kissing over the fabric. I want to open my legs. But they’re secured by my jeans and by her straddling me. Her hands r running down the side of my body. Her nails slightly scratching my sides… I start absent mindedly begin pinching my nipples… my hips want to push up to her mouth. She’s kissing all round the top of my thighs… I can feel her breath against me. “You getting wet for me? You want me to open your pussy?”
Do I!!! “Fuck yes!”I moan… she comes back up n starts kissing me, we remove my tee as she’s rubbing her pussy against my thigh. She’s in a skirt… she’s always in a skirt. The shorter the better as far as she’s concerned. I love walking behind her in the super market… she bends over into the freezers n her arse is on display. I love watching men n boys around her as she does it. N women tutting n slapping their husbands to make them drag their eyes away. Then she’ll reach up to get something off a shelf and a handful of fellas will offer to help as the freezers have made her nips stick out. She’s a fucking tease. N she loves it. If she’s really feeling naughty she makes me fetch things from the bottom of the freezer n stands so close behind me pointing at whatever made up item she wants… her hands on my hips. She’ll even kiss me if she knows there’s an audience. You can hear the sigh of the men around us. It makes us laugh, a lot.
I’m thinking of all these times as she’s pushing her tongue into my mouth… her breathing getting heavier as her cunt is rubbing against my leg… “turn over?” She tells me. So I get on my front… she un clips my bra n begins kissing my back. She knows what it does to me. “Get your arse in the air?” I do… she moves down my spine kissing n biting my skin all the way to my knickers. I’m desperate for her to touch me now. “Your arse is so lickable!” She’s biting my knicker covered bum cheeks now while rubbing her hands over them… gently pulling my cheeks apart. My heads in the pillow n I’m moaning loudly… she pulls my knickers down to my jeans which are still at my knee. My arse hole n pussy now visible to her…she slowly rubs her hand against my clit… her fingers just glancing my opening. She expertly extracts some juice from my pussy without going fully inside n begins rubbing her wet fingers against my arse hole. She begins kissing my cheeks again her hands either side n she pushes my cheeks apart. Her tongue now flicking n pushing against my arse hole… I can barely move at the thought of this beautiful girls mouth on my dirt box. Her tongue forcing me open a little. I push back on to her…
Her tongue moves away as she starts inserting her fingers inside me. Twisting them round n opening them slightly. I want to tell her to stop but it feels so amazing. “I think someone wants filling?” She says… n she takes her fingers out of my arse n begins opening my clit. “Oh Polly. What a dirty little girl u are.” Her fingers rubbing my clit but each rub going further into my cunt. Thinly at first, maybe one or two fingers… then three n I can feel my skin stretching around her hand. “Fuck you’re wet.” She begins sliding 4 fingers in n pressing her thumb against my arse. It feels so good n so tight. I can’t help it, I begin to gush… she takes her other hand n rubs it quickly against my clit n cunt. I’m spurting… n squirming. “I want to fist you”
I’ve never had that done… I don’t know what to say. So I say nothing but I’m moaning… I feel her hand push against my cunt… I feel the skin moving around her hand. It hurts a little. I try to adjust position to allow more room. She makes me arch my back more… she continues to push, I want her hand inside me. “Holy shit Pol, you’re nearly a glove puppet!” I want to laugh but her hand n fingers continue to press against me… she’s slowly moving them in and out. Oh god I’m so turned on. It feels tight but good… N then it happens. She’s inside. I can feel her hand inside of me. I feel a sting n then viv bursts out, “shit pol I’m In”
“I know you fucking are !” I gasp.
I can feel her in side, it’s never happened before n I’ve never felt anything like it! I’m stretched and her soft lady hand is inside me. I can’t help the pressure forces me to gush… so she rubs my clit quickly and I begin to spray… I look at her n her face is bewilderment. “Holy fuck Pol!” She starts laughing n I do too… but I’m twitching n groaning. She starts fucking me with her hand inside n I know I’m not gonna be long…
“Sit on my face” I ask her…
“yeah but I don’t wanna move this…” it’s almost like she tries to do a jazz hands gesture with her hands inside me. I start laughing again “don’t laugh… you’re pushing me out”
“Cmon… I want to taste you?”
Somehow n not delicately we move round n get my jeans down… n she gets her cunt over my face. She lowers down onto me n I can smell her aroused cunt. I grab my arms round her n pull her down onto my face… her right hand sliding back inside of me n her fingers rubbing my clit…
Her clit on my mouth I begin sucking n nibbling was inserting 2 fingers in her hole. She begins grinding down n her pussy is almost smothering me. My face is wet from her juices n I can feel her rhythm picking up signalling she close. I can’t hold off n cum all over her hand. I swear she’s trying to open her fingers inside me. It feels amazing n next thing I know she’s clamped on to my face n it’s all I can do to just keep fingering n keep my tongue out. She starts moaning “face fuck me u Randy bitch” I’m seeing stars if she don’t move in a minute I’m a gonna… She lifts up n slides her hand out at pretty much the same time. The bed is wet underneath me.
She rolls next to me on the bed. Her face near my cunt n vice versa. We’re both breathing heavy.
“Actually thought you were gonna kill me then.”
“I know I’m sorry but watching my hand disappear inside you was one of the best things I have ever seen. It’s got me thinking…”
This was bad news… whenever she thinks during sex it means she coming up with some ridiculous horny plan that could get both of us in trouble… I love it… “ok, go on”
She leans up on her elbow… “well we both have flats eh?”
“N they both need work?”
“So we trade sex for jobs… but here’s the bit I like…”
That normally means this is the bit I don’t like.
“Between us we see how many things we can get the fellas to shove up us!”
She grins at me like this is the best plan she has ever had. I start laughing… “like what?”
“Well think of all the tools they have in their vans…but there has to be a pic no pic it never happened?” She’s grinning even more now! She looks fucking beaut.
“So basically you want me to get a random stranger to fuck me… but not only that shove a tool of his trade inside me?”
She nods…”n if you’ve already had one it’s a point deducted…so u can’t just have loads of screwdrivers!”
I lie there… n start laughing… n where do we get all these horny workmen who don’t want paying?
“Ace Minglers”
She goes on to tell me about this web site where you can basically get whatever you want if you’re a women. Just post a pic, set up a profile… n bam. “It can’t be that easy!”
“Well, let’s do it n see…”
We set up our profiles. She’s glinty shagger n I’m sidekick vic. We say we’re into everything… I put a pic of my arse obvs Vivs is her tits. “What happens now?”
“We wait for the messages to flood in.”
I don’t for a second think any will come.
“Wanna go pictures?” I nod. We get dressed n washed n out the door. Neither of us thinking too much about our new little game. |
