FabSwingers.com forum: Strangest thing you’ve used as a sex toy?

By *uttonCpl4Fun OP Couple
over a year ago

Clipstone

We’ve just purchased a new house and in furnishing it got new loo roll holders.

One we got is chrome 18” long with a bulbous head. Obviously it’s been used to fill a few holes and it got us to wondering, what is the strangest thing others have used as toys?

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By *idsAndyMan
over a year ago

Worcestershire

I saw a lady once use one of her high heels x

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By *UCKER56Man
over a year ago

Walsall

Best orgasm so intense ever was from a £5 battery toothbrush... Omg I kid you not

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By * at onceCouple
over a year ago

chadderton

A large carrot once

A cucumber a few times

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By * at onceCouple
over a year ago

chadderton

Beer bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was insanely horny I once used a melon…carved a hole, scooped out the seeds and ended up pumping it full of my own… it works!

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over a year ago

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By *r loveslickinMan
over a year ago

Deeside

Toblerone-

you might think with the size and ridges are an obvious choice..... however melts too quick and those little nougat bit get absolutely everywhere!!

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By *oodymonsterMan
over a year ago

Near Shrewsbury

I watched as a girl I met on a night out fucked herself with her mum's candle from the living room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be a ice lolly xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything I can, dildo, vibrator, neck of wine bottle, screwdriver, vegetables you get the idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slightly off topic, but similar....I was once caught in the office by a colleague. A virgin not on the pill. We kissed, we licked, but no condoms. I found a new plastic bag... It worked a treat.

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By *ewey613Man
over a year ago

ottawa

A rolled up magazine with a condom over it

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Bottle of Smirnoff's vodka

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By *assysaz40Man
over a year ago

chorley

A cut out pumpkin

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By *ndyinkentMan
over a year ago

Tonbridge

I once met a couple years ago and the lady shoved a roll of black bin bags inside her pussy as she sat with my cock up her arse!

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By *Sweet94Couple
over a year ago

dunfermline

Rolling pin was amazing!

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By *mboguyMan
over a year ago

gornal

Had an ex who usued to use a large can of deodorant...lube it up and took it like a champ in her pussy...loved playing with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting on my washing machine when it’s doing a super spin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slightly off topic, but similar....I was once caught in the office by a colleague. A virgin not on the pill. We kissed, we licked, but no condoms. I found a new plastic bag... It worked a treat. "

Wait, just checking. You had sec with someone and used a plastic bag as a condom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i didnt own any toys I used hairbrush handle, small perfume bottle, thick sharpy pen, toothbrush handle, had this hair foam can that was farily slim (for a spray can) and a dome head (hated the foam but loved the can hahaha). At that time, my hormones going nuts, i would try out a lot of things lol

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By *avethefish400Man
over a year ago

yapton

"Sitting on my washing machine when it’s doing a super spin

I’d love to watch

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By *cooby5555Man
over a year ago

galway

Ex gf long time ago used the gear leaver of my Ford capri using my cum as lube horny bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caught my sister using a hairbrush handle once

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By *amsubMan
over a year ago

hyde

Cucumber carrot beer bottle screwdriver handle oh and a few cocks

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By *orsetMale34Man
over a year ago

Weymouth

One of my ex gf used 3 plastic eggs from inside a kinder egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neck of a budweiser bottle.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Mars bar.

Briefly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cow milking machine

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By *artin_KinkyMan
over a year ago

Brittany

Rounders bat (wooden) with condom on.

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By *edGrayCouple
over a year ago

Swindon

Candle..

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By *haneportsMan
over a year ago

portsmouth

"Sitting on my washing machine when it’s doing a super spin

I knew a female that loved it.

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By *tew1985Man
over a year ago

Near you

Not my most proud of moments. Folded sponge with plenty shower gel for lube. Place the folded sponge between the toilet bowl and close the lid. Insert and pump away till your hearts content. Surprisingly effective.

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By *ewey613Man
over a year ago

ottawa

Hôtel télé remote

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By *mudge616Man
over a year ago

DONCASTER

A 30mm round its like a big bullet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rolling pin was amazing!

Used that on an ex g/f, she loved it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seen a girl use a toy snake ..

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