Time for bit of a confession, and absolutely 100% true!
Many years ago (got to be at least 20 years ago) was seeing a young lady who, shall we say, was quite adventurous!
We were shopping, in a mall, and came across a Chinese Heath Stall. Chatting to the stall holder , she advised (in broken English, so the reminiscence is quite funny) that this particular pill kept you rock solid all night, and even after “many sex times”. She said one tablet was all that was needed and could be taken with alcohol but to take about one to two hours before sex!.
So I bought half a dozen. Cost about £50!! I was very aware this stall had a massive ship window
So anyway that night, we were dining out and I took a pill. When we got back to the hotel room, we sat and waited.
Nothing. Not a thing was happening. So I took another, thinking maybe body mass affected dosage. Still nothing.
After an hour, Feeing forlorn and properly conned we went to bed. She got really sorry for me and we got amorous, as you do. Well, I went from disappointingly flaccid to rock solid cast iron bar in a nano second. You know how hard I mean……. It aches, like it’s going to burst!!
We had sex. After, I stayed rock hard. We had sex again, it stayed hard. And again. And again. She made the most of it!!!
When I woke Next morning, still rock hard. She had slept holding it and was still holding it when we woke. More sex. Went to breakfast with a raging boner…… after breakfast sex again and finally it started to go down. I felt weak, and achy. Like when you have morning wood and you desperately need to pee!
We had to drive up country that day. However I was still rather sensitive, and every brush on my boxers or trousers sent him again into a raging iron bar!!!
She thought it was funny, as we drove on the M1, to now and again stroke my leg. Boom, rock hard. My instant hard on lasted for about three days, which was awkward as we were up country to visit her parents!
God knows what was in them, but I was unable to find them again. Ever.
I am sure they were called Mr or Dr Dragon! Impressive stuff.
Used two again with a first date with another lady….. poor girl did not know what hit her but she took the next day off work!!! |