FabSwingers.com forum: Aldi pick up

By *est_Mids_Nice_Guy OP Man
over a year ago

willenhall

The following events happened to me on Sunday and are 100% true!

I was down my local Aldi buying snacks fir work and I was soon waiting at the tip. It was my turn to load up and as I placed the last of my shopping on the till a well spoken voice behind me asked “oh I’ve been looking to try something new”. I turned around to where this voice had come from. My eyes were greeted with this stunning figure of a lady in her late 40’s/early 50’s. She had stunning long white hair, designer cloths, the tightest set of clothes you could ever imagine and a pair of sunglasses perched neatly on her head.

My jaw almost hit the floor. “Sorry, I’m stalking your shopping” she giggled and pointed to a new line in microwave snacks. “I’ve always wanted to try them, what are they like?” She asked. “No idea, never had them before” I replied as I took in the whole of her splendid figure. What happened next was unbelievable “ well here’s my number, if you don’t mind letting me know”, this through me and for a second I question myself as to what her intent was. Before I could reply she said” I do like to try new things and I get really hungry and just can’t get enough of some tasty meaty snacks!”

I was flabbergasted, there was no way that she was referring to the meals. I felt out my comfort zone but brave to.

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By *UCKER56Man
over a year ago

Walsall

Is Great Barr you're local

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By *he Senior ServiceMan
over a year ago

Doncaster

Hope there's more to come

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By *ogan WillowCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

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By *est_Mids_Nice_Guy OP Man
over a year ago

willenhall

“I’m hungry now” I hound myself stuttering. She smiled warmly “wait for me after the till” she whispered so that no one else in the queue could here.

So I did as she said and we walked out the store together. “That’s my car there, follow me home if you want me”. I didn’t need a second invite and I followed her BMW back to her house. I parked up just down the road and she waited at the door to let me in.

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over a year ago

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By *est_Mids_Nice_Guy OP Man
over a year ago

willenhall

As soon as the door closes she started kissing me, my hands started to run over her firm body as we continued to kiss passionately. My cock was straining in my shorts as it was fully erect in no times.I gripped her firm Jean clad arse and pulled her forcefully against my body. She let out a moan as as we kissed, then broke our embrace and looked down at my straining shorts. “Someone’s excited” she playfull told me as she firmly gripped my cock through my shorts

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By *ucksguy2000Man
over a year ago

aylesbury

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By *est_Mids_Nice_Guy OP Man
over a year ago

willenhall

She resumed her kissing but continued to fondle my cock in her hall way.after a few minutes of kissing she broke the embrace, grabbed my hand and lead me upstairs into her bedroom.

We soon found ourselves entwined in a passionate embrace and then she gasped “undress me” as I started necking her. I didn’t need a second invite and I quickly undid her blouse and removed her bra to reveal a very firm and tanned pair of tits

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By *j and c 2Couple
over a year ago

mullingar

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By *est_Mids_Nice_Guy OP Man
over a year ago

willenhall

I playfully took each one in my mouth in turn. As I was sucking on each of her tits she reached down between us and released my cock from its prison and slowly worked her small hands around its shaft and gently started to wank me. I couldn’t wait any longer, I knelt up and hurriedly undid her belt buckle and unzipped her jeans while watching her hand deftly work my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm horny. More pls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iscoman7771000Man
over a year ago

birmingham

More please

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By *restonM50Man
over a year ago

preston

Oh I wish that would happen to me.

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By *titch69Man
over a year ago

Costa Teguise

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By *ogan WillowCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

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By *J GeminiTV/TS
over a year ago

Northumberland

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By *obajxMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

I reckon for the next month Aldi Willenhall is going to be massively overrun with Fab members

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By *hager777Man
over a year ago

Hereford

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By *iamondintherough35Man
over a year ago

Essex / London

Lol

Loving the story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great so far!

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By *ookinforfun6972Couple
over a year ago

Hartlepool

Nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you didn’t do a freezer shop. That could have ended well messy in the old boot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice

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By *andy IanMan
over a year ago

cheshire/Preston

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By *est_Mids_Nice_Guy OP Man
over a year ago

willenhall

The jeans were off revealing a skimpy Lacey thong that left nothing to the imagination. Now that the jeans were disposed of I hooked my fingers under the thin straps and quickly pulled them off revealing her beautifully shaved pussy, her lips were excited and slightly puffy in anticipation of what it was soon to receive.

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By *yceloonMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

God, I must ditch Asda and try Aldi after reading this

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By *est_Mids_Nice_Guy OP Man
over a year ago

willenhall

I knelt there admiring her firm tanned naked body, the whole line her hand never left my cock which was now well lubricated with pre cum. I lowered myself back down so that I was once again able to kiss her passionately, our naked bodies pressed against each other. As we kissed her hand never left my cock and she started rubbing it’s precinct covered head along her pussy lips before rubbing its head hard on her clit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This never happens in tesco lol

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By *indaW50sWoman
over a year ago

Pontefract

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By *angtidy42Couple
over a year ago

Redditch

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By *oodymonsterMan
over a year ago

Near Shrewsbury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *arkbaneMan
over a year ago

East lerds

Bloody hell never happens to me at local Aldi

Lucky bugger

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By *est_Mids_Nice_Guy OP Man
over a year ago

willenhall

This woman knew what she wanted but she wasn’t having it yet. One of my biggest turn on’s is to go down on a woman, I absolutely love it and it turns me on so much. With that I broke our embrace and knelt up between her slim legs. Her handy work was still going on and I think she thought she was about to get penetrated as she pushed my now gleaming cock down between her pussy lips, it was coated in love juices and and had to resist the urge to push it deep inside her

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By *indaW50sWoman
over a year ago

Pontefract

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By *aughty Nas xxxMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

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By *litlicker77Man
over a year ago

Dirty old town

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By *ilbert4450Man
over a year ago

paisley

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By *0 Shades of RedCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

The centre aisle offers …. When it’s gone it’s gone !!!

Great tale !!!

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By *est_Mids_Nice_Guy OP Man
over a year ago

willenhall

But resist I did and I took her hand off my cock and she groaned with disappointment. But that was soon to change as I started to run my tongue along her already wet pussy. I started to run my tongue almost from her arse all the way up to her clit. Her juices tasted good and occasionally I got the taste of my own precum.

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By *ragsterMan
over a year ago

Blackburn

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over a year ago

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By *est_Mids_Nice_Guy OP Man
over a year ago

willenhall

I started to nibble, suck and lick every crevice of her delicious pussy and that moan of disappointment soon turned into moans of pure pleasure. She started to moan louder and louder until she forcefully grabbed my head, forcing my face hard into her moist pussy. My tongue went into turbo mode before my lips found her clit and I sucked on it hard. She arched her back and let out her loudest moan as waves of pleasure passed through her body. Her hips were violently bucking against my face, grinding her pussy into my face. I felt the warmth pass from her pussy to my face as pussy became very wet and juicy

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By *est_Mids_Nice_Guy OP Man
over a year ago

willenhall

I freed my head from her clothes and ran my tongue up her body until I reached her lips. We kissed so passionately and we rolled about on the bed until I found myself lying be with her. By now we were both sweating with desire and we broke our embrace briefly to look into each other’s eyes. She move her hips slightly to release my now straining cock that was trapped between us and it sprang up and came to rest on the very warm and wet pussy. She then closed her eyes and and pushed back attempting to make my cock enter her, but she was so wet my cock slid up her arse crack. Undeterred she moved her hips again and I felt that familiar popping sensation and the head of my cock accelerated into her vagina

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over a year ago

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By *indaW50sWoman
over a year ago

Pontefract

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By *ragsterMan
over a year ago

Blackburn

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By *ilbert4450Man
over a year ago

paisley

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By *ravellingHornsterMan
over a year ago

Harrow

That’s it ... no more Sainsbury for me !!

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By *ormladMan
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

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By *ogan WillowCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *FirmHandMan
over a year ago

Worcester

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By *rCandPrincessCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

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By *est_Mids_Nice_Guy OP Man
over a year ago

willenhall

She was so wet that she was able to sit right down onto my cock in one smooth action, until my balls rested against her arse cheeks. As she did this she let out a gasp and bit her lip.

I have to confess that at this point I had a lapse in fortitude. I’m normally a safe sex kind of guy and for a moment I did ask about a condom, but that line of enquiry was soon crushed as she lent forward and kissed me passionately and worked her hips on my cock. She broke from the kiss and whispered in my ear “that’s the first time I’ve ever cum from a guy licking my fanjita, now make me cum on your cock”. Any thoughts of resistance had gone and she resumed the kissing whilst making long strokes with her pelvis.

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By *est_Mids_Nice_Guy OP Man
over a year ago

willenhall

Our bodies stick together with passion an she peeled herself of me placing her hands on my shoulders. She then started fucking me hard, slamming herself down with each lunge. I responded by putting my hands on her tiny waist and thrusting deep into her body, meeting her lunges with force. She started to let of loud moans again which in turn made me thrust even harder. She was now soaking wet and each time my cock pushed deep into her a squelching noise Could be heard. I could feel her juices running down my balls and into the crack of my arse.

“Fuck me from behind” came her demand as she raised off my cock, but instead of getting on all fours next to me she instead took my glistening cock into her mouth. I then watched as she deftly sucked my cock clean of her juices

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I never get that at M&S

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By *est_Mids_Nice_Guy OP Man
over a year ago

willenhall

She then took up position at the end of the bed, holding onto its frame whilst pointing her firm well rounded arse at me,inviting me in. I knelt behind her and slipped 1 then 2 fingers into her waiting pussy and proceeded to fingerblast her from behind. She responded by pushing back at me and letting out louder moans. I could see she was near to cuming so I grabbed my cock and slid it back inside her pussy. I placed my hands on her hips and stated to fuck her. “Harder I’m gonna cum, fuck me harder” she said rather loudly and I did what she asked. I was ramming my cock inside her gorgeous body harder than I had ever done and the moans turned louder and louder until she didn’t care. I looked down and as my co k pulled back I could see how her tight love tube was gripping on for dear life. I knew I couldn’t last much longer and just at that moment she let loose into a screaming orgasm. That was the final straw for me and my balls exploded shooting a torrent of cum out it’s tip, it was At that moment I remembered I wasn’t wearing a condom and I pulled out as quick as I could, but I was to late, the first squirt shot inside her pussy. I managed to get my cock out in time for the second squirt to shoot all over her shaved pussy lips. My cock sprang up and then rested between her arse cheeky sad the following squirts landed on her back and arse.

We both collapsed on the bed and kissed. It wasn’t long before we were getting dressed and she informed me that was the first fuck she’d had in over a year. She then went on to say that she’d need to get the morning after pill but I politely informed her I’d had the snip. Not sure she initially believed me and had to examine my scars just to make sure.

And as quick as it started it was all over and I was heading home with a now melted tub of icecream

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

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By *iscoman7771000Man
over a year ago

birmingham

More please

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By *indaW50sWoman
over a year ago

Pontefract

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *ragsterMan
over a year ago

Blackburn

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *ussD1Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

Great stuff

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By *ormladMan
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you go back for more

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By *ogan WillowCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

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By *ex-BombsCouple
over a year ago

Flitwick

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By *ndy500Man
over a year ago

Canterbury

Great story

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By *ussylouWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Would love to invite a bloke home for some of this after my usual Monday morning Aldi shop!

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By *mazingTimesMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Super sess!!

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By *iscoman7771000Man
over a year ago

birmingham

Is there more to come please

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By *hager777Man
over a year ago

Hereford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Starts shopping at aldi from now on ..haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This isnt just any fabs forum true story.....this is aldi story...

Well done. Love the ones that are true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know this story isn't true.

A man goes in Aldi and just buys food, that ain't gonna happen.

Everyone knows when a man goes in there hell spend two hours on the middle section looking at tools and the offers, then walk out with an accordian, a set of ski's and a welding helmet!

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