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"we fuck all night :p" An electrician that does night calls? the rates must be horrendous | |||
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"we fuck all night :p An electrician that does night calls? the rates must be horrendous" If it's after 11:30pm he'll be on the Economy 7 rate | |||
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"I'm a electrican and I would live for a women to ring me up so I can go a fix a faulty plug socket when I get there she invites me in and shows me the plug socket I begin to fix it half way through fixing I turn round and she is there in just her underwear. She says how do I look I replyed gorgeous. She takes me to the room were we fuck all night :p" Was it a Walsall Gauge socket or the bog standard regular BS 1363? | |||
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"I'm a electrican and I would live for a women to ring me up so I can go a fix a faulty plug socket when I get there she invites me in and shows me the plug socket I begin to fix it half way through fixing I turn round and she is there in just her underwear. She says how do I look I replyed gorgeous. She takes me to the room were we fuck all night :p Was it a Walsall Gauge socket or the bog standard regular BS 1363?" Walsall gauge you showing your age  | |||
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"I'm not fucking any electrician until they have completed the paperwork and I have the certificate." FFA you could be waiting months if it needs a P cert  | |||
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"I'm a electrican and I would live for a women to ring me up so I can go a fix a faulty plug socket when I get there she invites me in and shows me the plug socket I begin to fix it half way through fixing I turn round and she is there in just her underwear. She says how do I look I replyed gorgeous. She takes me to the room were we fuck all night :p Was it a Walsall Gauge socket or the bog standard regular BS 1363? Walsall gauge you showing your age "Thats twice I've been told that in less than an hour | |||
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"I'm a electrican and I would live for a women to ring me up so I can go a fix a faulty plug socket when I get there she invites me in and shows me the plug socket I begin to fix it half way through fixing I turn round and she is there in just her underwear. She says how do I look I replyed gorgeous. She takes me to the room were we fuck all night :p Was it a Walsall Gauge socket or the bog standard regular BS 1363? Walsall gauge you showing your age
Thats twice I've been told that in less than an hour "You ask most sparks and you get a blank look | |||
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"If my memory serves me, the pins on those plugs were horizontal instead of vertical .. ? I remember up North, particularly in Morpeth for some unknown reason, lots of the old plugs fitted to peoples kit (and I'm going back to the round pin days) had a 'fuse pin' which was an unscrewable live pin which was the fuse. Crabtree ??" Was Crabtree they have them in their own museum. I have taken out a few over the years. | |||
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"If my memory serves me, the pins on those plugs were horizontal instead of vertical .. ? I remember up North, particularly in Morpeth for some unknown reason, lots of the old plugs fitted to peoples kit (and I'm going back to the round pin days) had a 'fuse pin' which was an unscrewable live pin which was the fuse. Crabtree ?? Was Crabtree they have them in their own museum. I have taken out a few over the years." It's funny though how some of the older folks in Morpeth would call me, asking to repair something then they'd say, "It might just be the fuse pin" lol and to this day, some of them still hang onto that phrase when referring to the fuse | |||
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"If my memory serves me, the pins on those plugs were horizontal instead of vertical .. ? I remember up North, particularly in Morpeth for some unknown reason, lots of the old plugs fitted to peoples kit (and I'm going back to the round pin days) had a 'fuse pin' which was an unscrewable live pin which was the fuse. Crabtree ?? Was Crabtree they have them in their own museum. I have taken out a few over the years. It's funny though how some of the older folks in Morpeth would call me, asking to repair something then they'd say, "It might just be the fuse pin" lol and to this day, some of them still hang onto that phrase when referring to the fuse "Some saying just stick. I got a call of a old lady who's lights were out when I got there she had used a bayonet converter and plugged the iron into it, been doing it for years | |||
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"If my memory serves me, the pins on those plugs were horizontal instead of vertical .. ? I remember up North, particularly in Morpeth for some unknown reason, lots of the old plugs fitted to peoples kit (and I'm going back to the round pin days) had a 'fuse pin' which was an unscrewable live pin which was the fuse. Crabtree ?? Was Crabtree they have them in their own museum. I have taken out a few over the years. It's funny though how some of the older folks in Morpeth would call me, asking to repair something then they'd say, "It might just be the fuse pin" lol and to this day, some of them still hang onto that phrase when referring to the fuse
Some saying just stick. I got a call of a old lady who's lights were out when I got there she had used a bayonet converter and plugged the iron into it, been doing it for years "Lol, I remember when my Granny had one of those. Bayonet connector with a branch coming away from it to another bayonet connector. The lamp was fitted into the lower bayonet and if I remember right, it was the tele or the old valve wireless set which came from the other outlet and when she was doing the ironing, out came the tele/wireless whatever it was and in went the iron - also on a bayonet  Old twisted cotton flex too, no earth . She still lived to be 90 and didn't get burned alive | |||
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"If my memory serves me, the pins on those plugs were horizontal instead of vertical .. ? I remember up North, particularly in Morpeth for some unknown reason, lots of the old plugs fitted to peoples kit (and I'm going back to the round pin days) had a 'fuse pin' which was an unscrewable live pin which was the fuse. Crabtree ?? Was Crabtree they have them in their own museum. I have taken out a few over the years. It's funny though how some of the older folks in Morpeth would call me, asking to repair something then they'd say, "It might just be the fuse pin" lol and to this day, some of them still hang onto that phrase when referring to the fuse
Some saying just stick. I got a call of a old lady who's lights were out when I got there she had used a bayonet converter and plugged the iron into it, been doing it for years
Lol, I remember when my Granny had one of those. Bayonet connector with a branch coming away from it to another bayonet connector. The lamp was fitted into the lower bayonet and if I remember right, it was the tele or the old valve wireless set which came from the other outlet and when she was doing the ironing, out came the tele/wireless whatever it was and in went the iron - also on a bayonet Old twisted cotton flex too, no earth . She still lived to be 90 and didn't get burned alive "Half of Europe would still be doing it given half a chance  | |||
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"If my memory serves me, the pins on those plugs were horizontal instead of vertical .. ? I remember up North, particularly in Morpeth for some unknown reason, lots of the old plugs fitted to peoples kit (and I'm going back to the round pin days) had a 'fuse pin' which was an unscrewable live pin which was the fuse. Crabtree ?? Was Crabtree they have them in their own museum. I have taken out a few over the years. It's funny though how some of the older folks in Morpeth would call me, asking to repair something then they'd say, "It might just be the fuse pin" lol and to this day, some of them still hang onto that phrase when referring to the fuse
Some saying just stick. I got a call of a old lady who's lights were out when I got there she had used a bayonet converter and plugged the iron into it, been doing it for years
Lol, I remember when my Granny had one of those. Bayonet connector with a branch coming away from it to another bayonet connector. The lamp was fitted into the lower bayonet and if I remember right, it was the tele or the old valve wireless set which came from the other outlet and when she was doing the ironing, out came the tele/wireless whatever it was and in went the iron - also on a bayonet Old twisted cotton flex too, no earth . She still lived to be 90 and didn't get burned alive
Half of Europe would still be doing it given half a chance "Last time I was in Europe (4 years ago) they still were. I'm thinking of Italy in particular, taped joints outside, loose switches and outlets in the hotel ..... the list goes on, and it's the bloody EU telling us what we have to comply with The harmonisation of colours for cable being one of the silliest ideas, ffs I was quite happy with the old colours for 3core and earth, now we have black brown and bloody grey - Great if you're working in torchlight - those colours are so much easier to identify compared to the original colours 
Now Turkey - there's a whole different ballgame - they don't even bother to put covers on their DB's and the gear trays in most of the street lighting are just open to the elements, no covers, no bowls - lamp and gear open to the elements  | |||
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"If my memory serves me, the pins on those plugs were horizontal instead of vertical .. ? I remember up North, particularly in Morpeth for some unknown reason, lots of the old plugs fitted to peoples kit (and I'm going back to the round pin days) had a 'fuse pin' which was an unscrewable live pin which was the fuse. Crabtree ?? Was Crabtree they have them in their own museum. I have taken out a few over the years. It's funny though how some of the older folks in Morpeth would call me, asking to repair something then they'd say, "It might just be the fuse pin" lol and to this day, some of them still hang onto that phrase when referring to the fuse
Some saying just stick. I got a call of a old lady who's lights were out when I got there she had used a bayonet converter and plugged the iron into it, been doing it for years
Lol, I remember when my Granny had one of those. Bayonet connector with a branch coming away from it to another bayonet connector. The lamp was fitted into the lower bayonet and if I remember right, it was the tele or the old valve wireless set which came from the other outlet and when she was doing the ironing, out came the tele/wireless whatever it was and in went the iron - also on a bayonet Old twisted cotton flex too, no earth . She still lived to be 90 and didn't get burned alive
Half of Europe would still be doing it given half a chance
Last time I was in Europe (4 years ago) they still were. I'm thinking of Italy in particular, taped joints outside, loose switches and outlets in the hotel ..... the list goes on, and it's the bloody EU telling us what we have to comply with The harmonisation of colours for cable being one of the silliest ideas, ffs I was quite happy with the old colours for 3core and earth, now we have black brown and bloody grey - Great if you're working in torchlight - those colours are so much easier to identify compared to the original colours
Now Turkey - there's a whole different ballgame - they don't even bother to put covers on their DB's and the gear trays in most of the street lighting are just open to the elements, no covers, no bowls - lamp and gear open to the elements "And why we end up with rcd on everything. I asked why we should drop to their standards instead of them reaching ours. Ask to see a French regs book seen toilet paper better used | |||
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"If my memory serves me, the pins on those plugs were horizontal instead of vertical .. ? I remember up North, particularly in Morpeth for some unknown reason, lots of the old plugs fitted to peoples kit (and I'm going back to the round pin days) had a 'fuse pin' which was an unscrewable live pin which was the fuse. Crabtree ?? Was Crabtree they have them in their own museum. I have taken out a few over the years. It's funny though how some of the older folks in Morpeth would call me, asking to repair something then they'd say, "It might just be the fuse pin" lol and to this day, some of them still hang onto that phrase when referring to the fuse
Some saying just stick. I got a call of a old lady who's lights were out when I got there she had used a bayonet converter and plugged the iron into it, been doing it for years
Lol, I remember when my Granny had one of those. Bayonet connector with a branch coming away from it to another bayonet connector. The lamp was fitted into the lower bayonet and if I remember right, it was the tele or the old valve wireless set which came from the other outlet and when she was doing the ironing, out came the tele/wireless whatever it was and in went the iron - also on a bayonet Old twisted cotton flex too, no earth . She still lived to be 90 and didn't get burned alive
Half of Europe would still be doing it given half a chance
Last time I was in Europe (4 years ago) they still were. I'm thinking of Italy in particular, taped joints outside, loose switches and outlets in the hotel ..... the list goes on, and it's the bloody EU telling us what we have to comply with The harmonisation of colours for cable being one of the silliest ideas, ffs I was quite happy with the old colours for 3core and earth, now we have black brown and bloody grey - Great if you're working in torchlight - those colours are so much easier to identify compared to the original colours
Now Turkey - there's a whole different ballgame - they don't even bother to put covers on their DB's and the gear trays in most of the street lighting are just open to the elements, no covers, no bowls - lamp and gear open to the elements
And why we end up with rcd on everything. I asked why we should drop to their standards instead of them reaching ours. Ask to see a French regs book seen toilet paper better used"Yeah it's bloody amazing, we're already streets ahead of them so far as safety is concerned yet they heap even more and more regs upon us but don't bother with them themselves .... marvellous | |||
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"If my memory serves me, the pins on those plugs were horizontal instead of vertical .. ? I remember up North, particularly in Morpeth for some unknown reason, lots of the old plugs fitted to peoples kit (and I'm going back to the round pin days) had a 'fuse pin' which was an unscrewable live pin which was the fuse. Crabtree ?? Was Crabtree they have them in their own museum. I have taken out a few over the years. It's funny though how some of the older folks in Morpeth would call me, asking to repair something then they'd say, "It might just be the fuse pin" lol and to this day, some of them still hang onto that phrase when referring to the fuse
Some saying just stick. I got a call of a old lady who's lights were out when I got there she had used a bayonet converter and plugged the iron into it, been doing it for years
Lol, I remember when my Granny had one of those. Bayonet connector with a branch coming away from it to another bayonet connector. The lamp was fitted into the lower bayonet and if I remember right, it was the tele or the old valve wireless set which came from the other outlet and when she was doing the ironing, out came the tele/wireless whatever it was and in went the iron - also on a bayonet Old twisted cotton flex too, no earth . She still lived to be 90 and didn't get burned alive
Half of Europe would still be doing it given half a chance
Last time I was in Europe (4 years ago) they still were. I'm thinking of Italy in particular, taped joints outside, loose switches and outlets in the hotel ..... the list goes on, and it's the bloody EU telling us what we have to comply with The harmonisation of colours for cable being one of the silliest ideas, ffs I was quite happy with the old colours for 3core and earth, now we have black brown and bloody grey - Great if you're working in torchlight - those colours are so much easier to identify compared to the original colours
Now Turkey - there's a whole different ballgame - they don't even bother to put covers on their DB's and the gear trays in most of the street lighting are just open to the elements, no covers, no bowls - lamp and gear open to the elements
And why we end up with rcd on everything. I asked why we should drop to their standards instead of them reaching ours. Ask to see a French regs book seen toilet paper better used
Yeah it's bloody amazing, we're already streets ahead of them so far as safety is concerned yet they heap even more and more regs upon us but don't bother with them themselves .... marvellous "Very true, seen work done by polish sparks in London was eye opening to say the least | |||
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"If my memory serves me, the pins on those plugs were horizontal instead of vertical .. ? I remember up North, particularly in Morpeth for some unknown reason, lots of the old plugs fitted to peoples kit (and I'm going back to the round pin days) had a 'fuse pin' which was an unscrewable live pin which was the fuse. Crabtree ?? Was Crabtree they have them in their own museum. I have taken out a few over the years. It's funny though how some of the older folks in Morpeth would call me, asking to repair something then they'd say, "It might just be the fuse pin" lol and to this day, some of them still hang onto that phrase when referring to the fuse
Some saying just stick. I got a call of a old lady who's lights were out when I got there she had used a bayonet converter and plugged the iron into it, been doing it for years
Lol, I remember when my Granny had one of those. Bayonet connector with a branch coming away from it to another bayonet connector. The lamp was fitted into the lower bayonet and if I remember right, it was the tele or the old valve wireless set which came from the other outlet and when she was doing the ironing, out came the tele/wireless whatever it was and in went the iron - also on a bayonet Old twisted cotton flex too, no earth . She still lived to be 90 and didn't get burned alive
Half of Europe would still be doing it given half a chance
Last time I was in Europe (4 years ago) they still were. I'm thinking of Italy in particular, taped joints outside, loose switches and outlets in the hotel ..... the list goes on, and it's the bloody EU telling us what we have to comply with The harmonisation of colours for cable being one of the silliest ideas, ffs I was quite happy with the old colours for 3core and earth, now we have black brown and bloody grey - Great if you're working in torchlight - those colours are so much easier to identify compared to the original colours
Now Turkey - there's a whole different ballgame - they don't even bother to put covers on their DB's and the gear trays in most of the street lighting are just open to the elements, no covers, no bowls - lamp and gear open to the elements
And why we end up with rcd on everything. I asked why we should drop to their standards instead of them reaching ours. Ask to see a French regs book seen toilet paper better used
Yeah it's bloody amazing, we're already streets ahead of them so far as safety is concerned yet they heap even more and more regs upon us but don't bother with them themselves .... marvellous
Very true, seen work done by polish sparks in London was eye opening to say the least"Yeah I can imagine it lol. I have some SWA to run underground next week - about 150m in total but it has to be branched out roughly every 12m to feed some spike lights. It's costing the guy about 30quid per T Joint to do this properly. if that was in EU it would just be laid across the ground, couple of choc blocks and some tape - sorted | |||
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"i'm a painter and decorator and hope for this everytime i have a good looking female client but it never does "I'll bear that in mind when I get my new house  | |||
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I'll bear that in mind when I get my new house "i'll workout a special rate just for you | |||
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"If my memory serves me, the pins on those plugs were horizontal instead of vertical .. ? I remember up North, particularly in Morpeth for some unknown reason, lots of the old plugs fitted to peoples kit (and I'm going back to the round pin days) had a 'fuse pin' which was an unscrewable live pin which was the fuse. Crabtree ?? Was Crabtree they have them in their own museum. I have taken out a few over the years. It's funny though how some of the older folks in Morpeth would call me, asking to repair something then they'd say, "It might just be the fuse pin" lol and to this day, some of them still hang onto that phrase when referring to the fuse
Some saying just stick. I got a call of a old lady who's lights were out when I got there she had used a bayonet converter and plugged the iron into it, been doing it for years
Lol, I remember when my Granny had one of those. Bayonet connector with a branch coming away from it to another bayonet connector. The lamp was fitted into the lower bayonet and if I remember right, it was the tele or the old valve wireless set which came from the other outlet and when she was doing the ironing, out came the tele/wireless whatever it was and in went the iron - also on a bayonet Old twisted cotton flex too, no earth . She still lived to be 90 and didn't get burned alive
Half of Europe would still be doing it given half a chance
Last time I was in Europe (4 years ago) they still were. I'm thinking of Italy in particular, taped joints outside, loose switches and outlets in the hotel ..... the list goes on, and it's the bloody EU telling us what we have to comply with The harmonisation of colours for cable being one of the silliest ideas, ffs I was quite happy with the old colours for 3core and earth, now we have black brown and bloody grey - Great if you're working in torchlight - those colours are so much easier to identify compared to the original colours
Now Turkey - there's a whole different ballgame - they don't even bother to put covers on their DB's and the gear trays in most of the street lighting are just open to the elements, no covers, no bowls - lamp and gear open to the elements
And why we end up with rcd on everything. I asked why we should drop to their standards instead of them reaching ours. Ask to see a French regs book seen toilet paper better used
Yeah it's bloody amazing, we're already streets ahead of them so far as safety is concerned yet they heap even more and more regs upon us but don't bother with them themselves .... marvellous
Very true, seen work done by polish sparks in London was eye opening to say the least
Yeah I can imagine it lol. I have some SWA to run underground next week - about 150m in total but it has to be branched out roughly every 12m to feed some spike lights. It's costing the guy about 30quid per T Joint to do this properly. if that was in EU it would just be laid across the ground, couple of choc blocks and some tape - sorted "I had a Aussie come and work for me and gave him some SWA to do and he wanted to know what it was never seen any before 
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