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By *uke olovingman OP   Man
over a year ago

Gravesend

Janet and John plan a garden

Janet and John have a new house.

They have a garden with the house.

The garden is in a bad state.

Do you know what a bad state is?

Most of you do

Janet wants a pond …...see Charlie Dimmock

john wants a nice bench to sit in the garden.

John downloads some garden design software and does some research as to what would be suitable . Clever john

John chats to their new neighbour over the garden fence , Melanie Frontage . Melanie is quite knowledgeable about pond fish and pond design.

Melanie Frontage is a swinger … see the pampas grass.

John makes a plan of the new garden and shows Janet his work proudly.

John likes showing off…...see hot photos

John is a fop and a dandy

John says “Mrs Frontage says you should`nt go koi if you`ve only got a small hole but make sure you bush is nicely trimmed…..clever use of water features add interest ….she invited me to watch her gushing and sploshing. I researched benches and found a site called fab swingers where there were several pictures of people swinging outside and having a lovely time .”

do you know what a pair of garden shears are….Janet does

Run John ...Run.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Janet and John plan a garden

Janet and John have a new house.

They have a garden with the house.

The garden is in a bad state.

Do you know what a bad state is?

Most of you do

Janet wants a pond …...see Charlie Dimmock

john wants a nice bench to sit in the garden.

John downloads some garden design software and does some research as to what would be suitable . Clever john

John chats to their new neighbour over the garden fence , Melanie Frontage . Melanie is quite knowledgeable about pond fish and pond design.

Melanie Frontage is a swinger … see the pampas grass.

John makes a plan of the new garden and shows Janet his work proudly.

John likes showing off…...see hot photos

John is a fop and a dandy

John says “Mrs Frontage says you should`nt go koi if you`ve only got a small hole but make sure you bush is nicely trimmed…..clever use of water features add interest ….she invited me to watch her gushing and sploshing. I researched benches and found a site called fab swingers where there were several pictures of people swinging outside and having a lovely time .”

do you know what a pair of garden shears are….Janet does

Run John ...Run.

"

Excellent! Can't beat a bit of Janet & John

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By *uke olovingman OP   Man
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Janet and John plan a garden

Janet and John have a new house.

They have a garden with the house.

The garden is in a bad state.

Do you know what a bad state is?

Most of you do

Janet wants a pond …...see Charlie Dimmock

john wants a nice bench to sit in the garden.

John downloads some garden design software and does some research as to what would be suitable . Clever john

John chats to their new neighbour over the garden fence , Melanie Frontage . Melanie is quite knowledgeable about pond fish and pond design.

Melanie Frontage is a swinger … see the pampas grass.

John makes a plan of the new garden and shows Janet his work proudly.

John likes showing off…...see hot photos

John is a fop and a dandy

John says “Mrs Frontage says you should`nt go koi if you`ve only got a small hole but make sure you bush is nicely trimmed…..clever use of water features add interest ….she invited me to watch her gushing and sploshing. I researched benches and found a site called fab swingers where there were several pictures of people swinging outside and having a lovely time .”

do you know what a pair of garden shears are….Janet does

Run John ...Run.

"

Do you know what a bump is ...sir olov does

Poor john

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Janet and John plan a garden

Janet and John have a new house.

They have a garden with the house.

The garden is in a bad state.

Do you know what a bad state is?

Most of you do

Janet wants a pond …...see Charlie Dimmock

john wants a nice bench to sit in the garden.

John downloads some garden design software and does some research as to what would be suitable . Clever john

John chats to their new neighbour over the garden fence , Melanie Frontage . Melanie is quite knowledgeable about pond fish and pond design.

Melanie Frontage is a swinger … see the pampas grass.

John makes a plan of the new garden and shows Janet his work proudly.

John likes showing off…...see hot photos

John is a fop and a dandy

John says “Mrs Frontage says you should`nt go koi if you`ve only got a small hole but make sure you bush is nicely trimmed…..clever use of water features add interest ….she invited me to watch her gushing and sploshing. I researched benches and found a site called fab swingers where there were several pictures of people swinging outside and having a lovely time .”

do you know what a pair of garden shears are….Janet does

Run John ...Run.

Do you know what a bump is ...sir olov does

Poor john "

You're hilarious, Olov x

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