So, this little tale happened a few years ago, but just remembering it still gives me the horn.
I'd been using another hook up site, with not much success, usual story, too many blokes chasing a limited number of willing female accomplices.
Browsing around, having a perv as you do, I came across her profile, average looking but a cheeky glint in her eye and smile.
So I messaged her, never expecting a response, nothing too overt, complimenting her pictures, asking why she was on the site ... Yadda Yadda.
A few days later I get a reply, which starts a conversation which becomes increasingly flirty as it progresses. The upshot being she agrees to meet up with me.
In those days I was office based but would travel to client sites, so could up and leave with minimal excuses. Being office based and client facing I always wore a suit and tie and in this case was hoping it would create the right impression.
I arrived at our agreed meeting point, a coffee shop, and waited and waited. Finally she texted me.... Blown out I thinks, but no she was running late, she'd be there soon. So more waiting. It's amazing how patient a bloke can be with suitable incentive.
Finally I had enough, got up and walked out the door, a little jittery after two coffees in an hour. As I walk out a voice calls, "Mark is that you?"
I look, and to be honest she looks nothing like her photos, quite chavy in her tracksuit bottoms and trainers, I felt my heart sink and my libido subside.
Yup that's me, Hiya Jane, I reply. She grabs my hand kisses my cheek and launches into a long winded dog and pony tale involvings, sisters and their kids, whilst walking me up the road. I'm just nodding my head, wondering how to get a word in edgewise and make my escape.
Here we are she says leading me into her little bedsit flat.... Wasn't expecting that I thought.
Come sit next to me, she says, plonking herself on the bed in the middle of the flat, I do as I'm told, wondering how this will pan out. She strokes my leg, and cups my balls..... You ready to fuck me? She asks
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