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Where was your craftiest wank/fiddle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mine has to be in a tent with my ex and her best friend asleep next to me.

Where was yours?

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By *hinaManMan
over a year ago

Twickenham

I can't believe I am saying this but it was in the common room at 3am in my Uni halls. My internet was down and I was in need off a wank. So I watched Babestation and hid behind the vending machines just in case someone came but luckily it was completely empty. The worst part is when I came, I just rubbed the cum into the carpet with my shoe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this is no joke, but mine was under my desk with someone sitting a meter away for me lol..... think it was tuesday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a sleeper carriage on a Chinese train. Carriages were open and I was in the middle bunk. It was a four day / four night journey and the carriage was called 'hard sleeper', so not my fault!

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By *ilford11Man
over a year ago

grantham. not sheffield.

before i was married,my wife to be asked if i could go to her house and get her mum and ask her to go to the bank to do something for her. i arrived, no answer so let myself in with my key. it was a hot day, i went into the house and l looked into the garden from the kitchen window. she was in a bikini with the top off sunning herself, i watch her chest rise and fall, nipples shiney in sun cream. I

unzipped rubbed fast and whooooosh.

nice one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was about 16...it wouldn't take me long to get a boner on when swimming in the local pool watching all the females of varying ages from 16-60...great breasts...great tight bikini bottoms etc....so I would have to take things in hand when I got to my changing cubicle...some had curtains...some didn't...(this is early 80s)...I would eventually shoot my cum onto the wet floor that was being regularly washed down with a hose...u could never see the evidence....fond memories....;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My boss asked me to continously drive her car round the block while she nipped into a shop. I suddenly got horny, and I hitched up my skirt and fingered my pussy as I drove round and round. I made a mess of her seat. I enjoyed knowing she innocently sat on my pussy juice,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was into my sisters knickers as she slept with only a blouse on as she was pissed and got the rest off on the floor you could see everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the underground barking to mile end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was at my friends house and was feeling a little horney, so i excused my self to the toilet

on the way i went past him mums room. i walk in and went stright to the pantie draw and found my self some nice pink panties and used them to rub my cock.

few days later i was around again, she was cleaning the house, and she was wearing the same panties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was in my teens I would have a crafty wank in the sitting room before heading out for my early morning paper round. Until one day a girl from school told me I was in full view through the window. To her credit she never told anyone about it. Always look back on her as a missed opportunity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrk toilets 5 mins ago over peaches delight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good choice she is great lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So r u could go for another over u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine has to be underneath a blanket as I flew back from holiday. The steward was sat 6 feet in front of me and I had a wonderful view up her sticking clad legs.

Didn't take too long to cum. Bit messy tho after tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in the toilets on a train twas a quiet journey mind wandered so went and had a wank. Thank god noone tried the door i pressed the wrong button so it hadn't locked properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a very crafty one recently on a beach in gdansk! On holidays with some friends and after a week or so of drinking, summer heat and hangover horns I got up early one morning and headed down to the beach for some "sun bathing". The beach actually had wifi too! There were some people around too so couldn't get naked or make it too obvious... I arranged the sand so when I sat on it, it stimulated my ass/gouch area... 15 or so minutes of gently bouncing on it and presto! My body spasmed and I filled my shorts goo. It was so intense I had to just lie there for a few mins after.

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By *onny BonesMan
over a year ago

a block away from heaven


"My boss asked me to continously drive her car round the block while she nipped into a shop. I suddenly got horny, and I hitched up my skirt and fingered my pussy as I drove round and round. I made a mess of her seat. I enjoyed knowing she innocently sat on my pussy juice,"

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

School, and was noticed by a school friend and the female teacher, remember that well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to wank in the classroom at my old Grammar school during the Biology classes end sometimes in the changing rooms just prior to sports (rugby)

In the Biology lab the benches and stools were arranged in rows in front of the teachers desk and me and four friends always sat at the back of the class.

During the lesson we would hold our text books up in front of us, pull out our cocks and merrilly rub away :o)

At that age the orgasms were quite intense and the challenge was to cum without the vocal accompaniment.I found it difficult to cum quietly then but I find it even harder now

I am quite vocal when I cum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex was a staff nurse and used too go to toilets an finger get self take pics an send too me so as I worked on a building site I'd go to te loo an end up cracking one off down the pan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can remember being a student in a house

With 8 others, coming back worse for ware one evening and having a sneaky wank in the kitchen and sneezing (so to speak) over the fruit bowl. Funny enough I didn't fancy breakfast as the others were tucking into cereal and fruit.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work toilets for me not that great I no

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By *arkandjaneCouple
over a year ago

Lancaster

was once staying at a male friends house after a night out he slept on the sofa and kindly gave me his bed, Mark was away working, Mark txt and rang me in the morning and we got horny together on the phone, to cut a long story short i fingered myself and made myself gush,i poured some of my tea on the stain and told the friend i spilled my cuppa, lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"was once staying at a male friends house after a night out he slept on the sofa and kindly gave me his bed, Mark was away working, Mark txt and rang me in the morning and we got horny together on the phone, to cut a long story short i fingered myself and made myself gush,i poured some of my tea on the stain and told the friend i spilled my cuppa, lol"

Wanna stay at my house;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just now go bed with the wife snoring her head off. Just lightly play with the bell end by finger tips gradually adding more pressure and Hey Presto cum shooting into my hand very satisfying.

Another time was go the toilet at work, years ago, with a premium rate sex phone line and my boss Sat go the office next door. How I never got found out about the sex number I will never know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when I was in the forces, on night watch duties wearing a big heavy great coat, there was a flap inside the pockets so you could reach inside trouser pockets, standing bored in a gate keepers box, having a quiet wank and cumming just as a female duty officer approached the post.

I've also fingered an old girlfriends t orgasm as she stood behind the counter of the shop she worked in when it was quiet and I was hidden beneath the counter, when she came one of the few customers browsing looked at her and she had to pretend it was a sneeze!

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

The smirnoff londonicebar -30 feeling horny I had a hard on and got my then gf give me a handjob infront of 30 peeps they suply capes so it was a little hidden but great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kensington Palace, the day after Windsor Castle set on fire.

I had an appointment there, and the person I'd gone to see was stuck at Windsor, and some kind woman kept giving me large gins whilst I waited.

Tipsy, bored...and horny, I knocked one out, and shot the lot in my briefcase, so there wouldn't be any evidence.

First odd place, was when I was seventeen, on a National Express coach, going from Exeter to Penzance.

I was about to start work for the summer at a lesbian farm near Mousehole, and I guess I was a little anxious at what I was going to be doing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the underground barking to mile end"

Same - I was about 17 travelling from Cockfosters to Oakwood in an empty tube carriage on the Piccadilly line - (before CCTV was everywhere!)

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