FabSwingers.com forum: Dumped on my birthday (true story)

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It was the beginning of October 2019, I was working night shift in a well known supermarket that starts and ends in A.

I was the night checkout operator.

It was about 04.45hrs.

The phone went, it was security, you have a red light Zoe, I walked over to the self checkouts and there he was, 6ft2 silver grey hair, stocky and the deepest voice.

Can you authorise my alcohol please, I promise I’m over 18. OMG he smelt amazing and before I could think I was asking him what aftershave he was wearing cos he smelt lovely.

Savage he said, mmmmmmmm was all that can out my mouth.

Every morning he would come in about 04.45 on his way to work, every morning he smelt amazing, I actually began to look forward to seeing him.

Do u want more ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course , go on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love to hear more x

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By *orsetgent2Man
over a year ago

Poole and Wareham

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By *ormladMan
over a year ago

Glasgow/ Kilmarnock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please continue x

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By *igkidexyMan
over a year ago

Dublin

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock

Didn't think you could buy alcohol at that time !!!..

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By *verynowandagainCouple
over a year ago

Antrim

Loving it

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over a year ago

Blackburn

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By *r and Mrs S99Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

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By *usicMan
over a year ago

manchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, more please!

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

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By *ardnreddyMan
over a year ago

LIVINGSTON

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By *J GeminiTV/TS
over a year ago

Northumberland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please . Smells good storie

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By *usie pTV/TS
over a year ago

taunton

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By *iscoman7771000Man
over a year ago

birmingham

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By *aughty handyman 69Man
over a year ago

louth

Good start you need to crack on

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

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By *ve58Woman
over a year ago

liverpool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More please

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By *haft61Man
over a year ago

somerset/bristol

24 hours a day in local supermarket, others can sell it the same time they open, some alcohol laws are different in Scotland to those in England

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By *lknhungMan
over a year ago

Luton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We love to hear a lot more x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As the weeks went on we would chat for 10-15 mins after I’d scanned his shopping just chatting about everything, putting the world to rights.

I knew he had a girlfriend in Scotland, he knew I had 3 kids and was officially a crazy cat lady. (29 cats, 3 westies).

Christmas was approaching and he was going up to Scotland, then to Tenerife for the new year.

I was flying to Jamaica on January 3rd for 10 days with 3 girl friends, so we wished each other Happy Christmas, see you in the new year.

I spent Christmas with my family trying not to think about him, then flew out to Jamaica for my hols.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is building up nicely

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over a year ago

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By *ormladMan
over a year ago

Glasgow/ Kilmarnock

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By *rgasmdonorMan
over a year ago

millstreet

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over a year ago

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

While in Jamaica I met a gorgeous 28yr old, he worked as part of the entertainment crew, he was a dancer, fit as fuck, black as the ace of spades (it’s true what they say, hung like a fucking donkey).

We enjoyed each other’s company (ok we fucked like rabbits) he gave me the normal lines, stay on touch I’ll come over and see you in England later in the year, even told me he wanted me to have his babies and he wanted to marry me. Yeah ok love I said, see if you feel the same in 6 months after I go back to the UK.

He kissed me goodbye as I left the resort and when I landed in the UK he’d text me saying he missed me and hoped the fight was ok.

We talked on facetime everyday for weeks, the time difference didn’t matter cos I worked night, so I could chat to him on my tea break.

My 4 o’clock shopper or Andy cos that’s his name hadn’t been in since I got back from Jamaica. Well he had but I was on my tea break so I missed him.

My tea break relieve was last so I was stood chatting to one of the shop floor staff and I got this whiff, I turn around and Andy is stood behind me.

Spose you want that alcohol authorised I said, yes please, so I walk to the self scan and we chat.

He’s telling me about his holiday and me about mine, leaving out the Jamaica lad of course, then he drops the bomb shell, he ended his relationship with the Scottish lady. This man had been flirting with me for months and was now single, but he hadn’t asked me out and I wasn’t gonna ask him, I just thought he must just be a good flirt.

The next morning he’s in doing his shopping and I go over to chat.

Does your husband mine you working nights, he says

I’m not married.

Oh sorry does your boyfriend mind.

I don’t have a boyfriend.

Oh Christ, please tell me your not a lesbian.

No I’m straight.

Can I take you out for a drink then, so we exchange numbers and text each other, that was January 28th

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By *rgasmdonorMan
over a year ago

millstreet

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over a year ago

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By *oyntzMan
over a year ago

all over Ireland

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By *ragsterMan
over a year ago

Blackburn

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Building up nicely

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By *andy IanMan
over a year ago

cheshire/Preston

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By *emasselMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Didn't think you could buy alcohol at that time !!!.."

Only in the Dictatorship that Wee Nippy rules

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By *emasselMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Didn't think you could buy alcohol at that time !!!.."

Only in the Dictatorship that Wee Nippy rules

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By *J GeminiTV/TS
over a year ago

Northumberland

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By *ussD1Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Our first date.......

I was suppose to meet him at 15.30, as always I was running late, I got there about 16.15.

I’d almost giving up on you he said, sorry I did text and say I’d be late.

He bought me a drink, we sat and chatted and suddenly he said “fancy a cheeky long weekend away in March, somewhere hot”. Well what girl says no to that, so he booked us 4 night in Benidorm, the hotel, flights, taxi, everything was booked (not that night about a week later).

We would meet every morning when he came into the store, but we never told anyone we were a couple. Well my best friend Sandy knew but she was the only one.

We’d meet for a McDonald’s breakfast on a Saturday, then I’d go home to bed and he’d go to work, meeting me about 17.00 at his for the weekend.

That’s when covid hit, everybody went into lockdown, I was at his and he told me I couldn’t go home cos of lockdown.

WE WERE NOW LIVING TOGETHER after only 4 weeks of dating.

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By *ussD1Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

Could get hot and messy in a number of very different ways.

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By *ve58Woman
over a year ago

liverpool

Carnt wait for more

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By *lumbercoupleCouple
over a year ago

Vera Playa

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We were sat on the sofa listening to _usic and just chatting. Can’t wait to see you having multiple orgasms and squirting, well ur be the first man to make it happen, 2 mins later I feel this splat on my forehead, omg I just squirted over his hand. It felt amazing.

That night he ordered a remote control egg and wand, our favourite toys, always hit the spot, always made me squirt, I even hit the fridge and tele one night.

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *aughty handyman 69Man
over a year ago

louth

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By *oyntzMan
over a year ago

all over Ireland

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By *ragsterMan
over a year ago

Blackburn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We were stood on the balcony of Andy’s flat, he was smoking, I was just leaning over it. It was dusk and I only had a short dressing gown on. He just got back from work in his normal horny mood.

He wrapped his arm around me, squeezed my bum and found the wet warm spot between my legs, you horny baby he said, always am I said, 1 finger inside me, then 2, oh fuck my knees were trembling, this man was so fucking good at foreplay. He finished his smoke and we kissed as his fingers worked their magic.

(I should point out the balcony looked out onto the car park)

I unzipped him and fell to my knees, Zoe there’s a car pulling in he said, don’t worry the balcony glass is frosted and I carried on sucking, the car parked there for about 5 mins, the driver never got out the car and then drove off. We fucked on the balcony and then went indoors and carried on fucking.

The next morning I’ve gone out onto the balcony to drink my coffee in the sun and OMG the glass is clear, wtf how did I not notice this before, that guy had a clear view of me sucking andys cock, oh wow what a turn on.

Over the next few months I got to suck him off in public a few times.

On the Gosport ferry on the top deck while some guy watched us from the lower deck and a few other places.

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By *eicestermale1Man
over a year ago

leicester

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By *aughty handyman 69Man
over a year ago

louth

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By *ig daddy 1969Man
over a year ago

manchester

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By *oyntzMan
over a year ago

all over Ireland

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over a year ago

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By *ash78Man
over a year ago

leeds

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

More soon please op

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By *ussD1Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

Mmm I’d love to be a neighbour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice

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By *teveTWMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Nice

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By *ragsterMan
over a year ago

Blackburn

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over a year ago

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By *rgasmdonorMan
over a year ago

millstreet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My daughter is an online rep for Ann summers, so over the next few weeks Andy bought me some lovely bra and pant sets from her. I bought myself a few body sets and modelled them for him. His favourite was a little black number, best way I can describe it is, it’s a black chocker attached to a tiny thong by a string of pearls, I may post of pic of it later on my profile.

As always the egg was fully charged, as was the wand, I’d also bought a glass dildo which he’d use in me like a pro, omg the best orgasms ever.

Sex with Andy was always mind blowing, he’d pushed my boundaries. One night we were sat on the sofa and he said you have been a naughty girl today, I think i said put you over my knee and spank that peachy arse, well I didn’t need telling twice, he’d never spanked anyone before and I hadn’t been spanked either, well that all changed that night, it felt amazing. He spanked me with one hand while slipping a finger into my bum with the other hand, (now I don’t like anal, but a finger is nice, I even let him put a tiny vib in there) but there was no way I was having his dick in there.

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By *antsguy007Man
over a year ago

whiteley

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By *sprey6Man
over a year ago

Here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As promised, I posted a pic of the outfit on my profile.

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By *aughty handyman 69Man
over a year ago

louth

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By *restatynCplCouple
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Didn't think you could buy alcohol at that time !!!.."

You can't.

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By *ndrea54TV/TS
over a year ago

cambridge

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By *ormladMan
over a year ago

Glasgow/ Kilmarnock

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By *lim and louiseMan
over a year ago

dromore

Yes,the start of something good here

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By *oyntzMan
over a year ago

all over Ireland

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By *rgasmdonorMan
over a year ago

millstreet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Didn't think you could buy alcohol at that time !!!..

You can't."

Yes you can or I wouldn’t of been serving him, we had a 24 hr licence,

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By *untimes6969Man
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Great story, lots more to come!!

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By *sprey6Man
over a year ago

Here!

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By *teveTWMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Nice x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

GETTING PISSED OFF WITH BEING CALLED A LIAR OVER THE ALCOHOL, ASDA HAD A 24HR LICENSE JUST LIKE EVER OTHER BIG STORE IN THE UK.

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By *reasyMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"GETTING PISSED OFF WITH BEING CALLED A LIAR OVER THE ALCOHOL, ASDA HAD A 24HR LICENSE JUST LIKE EVER OTHER BIG STORE IN THE UK.

Ignore block move on people do it to get a reaction

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By *ob2Man
over a year ago

dungannon

Fantastic

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By *tuartieMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Great story keep going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More please xx

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By *aughty handyman 69Man
over a year ago

louth

It's a good story

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Because Andy get up at between 2-3 am to be in work for 5am (he was normally home by 17.30 and in bed by 20.00)and my shift pattern would vary

06-13.30

11.30-20.30

17.30-22.00

We could go a week and not see each other although we were living together, so we would text and call each other during the day.

I would be sat at home all alone and feeling horny send him a little video, in the bath, fingers deep and a vib playing or an erect nipple, just to let him know i was thinking about him.

He’d call me saying “you horny bitch I was in a meeting and had to walk out to watch that video, now I can’t go back till I get rid of this” and I get a pic of his dick sent back. Opps my bad.

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over a year ago

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By *aughty handyman 69Man
over a year ago

louth

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By *1sexypairCouple
over a year ago

Retford

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By *DSMLad99Man
over a year ago

Greater Manchester

Loving the story!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Andy’s birthday was in April, so I wanted to get him something special as it was the first birthday he’d had with me.

What do you buy the man that has everything, or can afford to buy himself anything.

I decided to get him a glass, he drank cider, so I order a glass with the inscription “always look on the bright cider life” under that I had them put To Andy, all my love forever Zoe x

The day of his birthday I was up early so I could see his face when he opened it and his card.

He just looked at me and said why buy me a glass you know I prefer to drink it out the can. He opened the card read it and put it back down on the table, then kissed me goodbye and went to work.

I spent the day cleaning the flat and I put birthday banners on the front door, on the balcony.

He came home from work and looked at the banners and said nobody as ever done this for me before, Thankyou.

As far as I know he still hasn’t drank out the glass, not even sure if he still as it, but at least I tried to make HIS birthday special as we were in lockdown.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It was mid may, lockdown was starting to be released, very slowly.

Andy heard the golf courses were now allowing 2 people to book a round of golf.

He had been climbing the walls cos he missed his golf, so he booked a round.

————— my birthday is May 22nd ————-

I was driving to work on the Wednesday evening (I was on the 17.30-22.00 shift that week)

I’ve called him just to say hi how’s ur day been blah blah blah, he seemed so excited, Zoe I gotta tell you something, ok babes calm down what is it, I’ve managed to book a game of golf, fabulous, when, and then he dropped the bomb shell

4pm FRIDAY 22 MAY

WTF was my response, that’s my birthday and u would rather play a game of golf that u haven’t been able to play for months than spent it with me, can’t u book it for Saturday instead, NOPE !!

And he hung up.

For the next 2 days he wouldn’t answer my texts or phone calls.

So Friday morning my birthday, I get up walk into the lounge, no card, no present, nothing, he still won’t answer my calls or texts.

My son drove over to pick me up and took me to my mums so I could have a birthday drink with her obviously in the garden with social distancing.

It was the strangest birthday, I couldn’t hug my mum, she couldn’t give a kiss....strange.

My son then took me back to my house so I could see the other 2 kids (my daughter and youngest son) again no hugs or kisses.

He had to go to work that afternoon, so he dropped me back at Andys flat about 3 pm, I sat totally alone drinking gin and tonic until just after 8pm.

Andy walks in the flat, guess you want to know why I’ve been ignoring your calls and texts, well yes I would. I will not be told when I can play golf by any woman, he said. I took that for 5yrs with the ex I will not take it from you.

Well you can play golf 52 fucking weeks a yr, I don’t care, but I made an effort to make your birthday special in lockdown thought u might of done the same for me, obviously I mean that little to you.

I think we need a break from each other he said, fine I’ll move back home tomorrow, back with my kids. So I packed all my clothes up and took everything out of his bedroom and walked back in the lounge and announced there u go your bedroom is now Zoe free.

The following day I moved out.

I was dumped on my birthday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What an arsehole he was all forca game of golf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor thing i'd of fucked you stupid befor i dumped you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Poor thing i'd of fucked you stupid befor i dumped you

He had made a point of leaving work early on the Monday and he did give me a good fucking before I went to work Monday evening, but that was the last time before we dumped me .

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By *aughty handyman 69Man
over a year ago

louth

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By *oyntzMan
over a year ago

all over Ireland

asshole

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By *ormladMan
over a year ago

Glasgow/ Kilmarnock

Oh no

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By *rank speakerMan
over a year ago

Worcester

What a shame it's all gone pear shaped? On the plus side there's a hot lady back on the market? Bloody fool for letting this one go!!?

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By *eicestermale1Man
over a year ago

leicester

His loss... you look lovely

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