FabSwingers.com forum: True Confessions of a Holiday Rep

By *leanguydirtymind OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

It was Bank Holiday weekend, 2011, I remember it like it was yesterday, even now, some 9 years later, just writing this here it still hurts.

We was breaking up, we had met when I was 20 and at the time, whilst I know I’d not been the best Boyfriend, I was broken, in absolute pieces, I couldn’t concentrate on anything.

Work was a nightmare, up until that point I loved my job as a social worker, but the break up was killing me, I couldn’t stop crying, I needed to do something and had no idea what.

During one of my many evenings, that I spent alone and upset, I stumbled across a TV programme called Club Reps. That’s it I thought, I’ve always wanted to work overseas, I no longer had any ties, so that’s what I’m going to do, I’m going to work overseas!

I knew it was going to be fun, but fuck me sideways, I had no idea, just how fun this was going to be.....

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By *leanguydirtymind OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

The following morning, I went and seen my manager, I explained my getaway plan, my manager wasn’t stupid and knew I had been about as useful as a chocolate fire guard over the last few weeks.

She couldn’t of been more supportive, my case loads were passed to my trainee social worker with the words “ Your excellent at what you do here, the kids you work with love you, go and do whatever it is you need to do, but the moment you land, you call me and your job is waiting”

I’d planned on being away for 3 months, just to clear my head have some fun and return back to work.

Anyone who has worked abroad will tell you, once you leave the UK and embark on the repping lifestyle, you won’t leave.

“ Expect a call in 3 months, I just really need to do this”

“ I know you do, hun, We’ve all been through break ups before, it’s horrible, do what you need to do”

I was out that door before lunchtime, my final words to my manager echoed in my head as I left.

“ I’ll call you in 3 months”

I never made that call.....

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By *leanguydirtymind OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

That afternoon I walked into a travel agents and told the woman, I need a flight to a Greek island, somewhere lively, as cheap as possible as I won’t be getting the return flight back.

Within 10 minutes and through jealousy and admiration the lady had booked me an £89 3 day holiday to Zante leaving in 2 days.

I tied up my very few loose ends at home and before I knew it I was sat on a plane on a Sunday evening at the start of June.

I looked around the plane, it was already like a party, it was clear that 80% of the flight was seasonaire workers heading off for months of sun, sand and lots of sex.

Then it dawned on me, I’m twenty fucking 7, the plane is filled with kids, there was 19 and 20 year olds everywhere, I may of looked 21(genuinely) but I was not as footloose and carefree as everyone around me.

I’ve made the wrong decision, this is going to be too mental, I won’t be able to cope.

Doubt was creeping in everywhere, I’d not even noticed the hot young girl next to me, until she spoke.

“ You a worker?”

I panicked, “ No I’m just going on a short break, might stay and work out there, but I’m not sure”

“ It’s my 2nd season, last summer was the best summer of my life, you should defo stay out, what are you unsure about? “

I couldn’t say I was scared, could I? I’m not sure how I’d get a job or anything, so it will probably just be a short break.

“Don’t worry, I’ll look after you”

That she most certainly did ....

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By *UNANDNICEMan
over a year ago

Basildon

And then please mate

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over a year ago

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By *leanguydirtymind OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

Now at this point, I’d not been on a plane for years and certainly never been on a start of season flight.

But, what I saw on that flight was definitely not the norm.

I think the first clue was this 19 year old sat next me, I promise you we had not even taxied for the runway when this happened.

And bear in mind, I wasn’t even sure I was gonna last the 3 days as I felt over the hill, I just wanted reassuring that Zante wasn’t going to be as mental as I was thinking.

I turned to the 19 year old, “ I’m Ben by the way”

“ I’m Lisa, please to meet you Ben”

She definitely suited her name, it was the first time I’d really took her in, I’d say size 8, 34C and just a proper typical girl next door type.

Brunette, with Brown eyes and a killer smiler.

“ What’s it like then? Is it really mental? “ I tried to sound excited at the possibility of how mental it would be”

“ This was me on my Birthday Last summer”

She pressed play on the video she passed me on her phone, I couldn’t make it out at first, it was dark, then

Bang, I she Lisa’s face, she’s on her knees, but it still hasn’t dawned on me what was happening, then I seen the first shower of cum, some guy was wanking allover this sweet innocent girl next doors face, then more and another splurt.

Whilst the scenario of me sat on a plane watching this video was one of the most surreal moments of my life, I still remember thinking to myself, fucking hell he is a heavy cummer.

Then on the video Lisa turned her head to the left and grabbed, still one of the biggest cocks I’ve ever seen and was wanking it off.

As I’m watching this sweet butter wouldn’t melt angel suck the biggest, thickest cock, more spunk flies across the screen.

Then it dawned on me, the first guy wasn’t a heavy cummer, Lisa was a slut and was getting covered by strangers cum on a beautiful Mediterranean beach.

Then more spunk, this shit was being shot from all angles, it was like the opening scene of saving Private Ryan.

IT WAS 4 Minutes long, what the fuck is going on I thought.

I watched about 2 minutes and my viewing was interrupted by the flight attendant telling me to put my tray up.

Another 2 minutes and I could of put the tray up with no hands.

In one swift movement I popped my tray up and handed the phone back to Lisa.

“You not watching the rest”

“ I will once we take off, I’m not the best flyer”

Did you like it? Before I could speak she took a blatant look at my crotch and said, “ it looks like you liked it”

She stuck her head phones in and give me, up until that point in my life a smile I had only ever seen before on Eurotrash.

I was in shock, if I could of, I’d of got off the Plane there and then, Zante is going to eat me alive I thought.

I’ve not even took off and my new “neighbour has just shown me a video of her getting drenched in hot spunk by what I was guessing was a bloody Rugby team...

PING, I looked up FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS sign was illuminated in my face, I chuckled to myself, too fucking right...

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By *leanguydirtymind OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

No although I’d been in a relationship for 5 years I guess I can say my eyes wasn’t exactly open to the world of sex.

Don’t get me wrong, we was at it like rabbits, but I think, looking back on what I knew then and what I know now, we was just young, abit naive and not as adventurous as we thought.

Zante opened my eyes..

“ So did you have a good Birthday then” I turned and asked Lisa

“ It was the best, we had been out in Cherry Bay nightclub until 6am and a few days previous I’d mentioned to Ryan, Ryan is the guy in the baseball cap and white tracksuit” she pointed 4 or 5 aisles in front of us “ Hes my Zante fuck buddy by the way, can you see him? “

“See him, I can’t miss him, he’s a unit”

“A unit with a massive cock”

My head was spinning, I can’t believe what’s coming out of this girls mouth, she doesn’t even know me

“ Anyway, I’d told him one night that I’d love to get covered in cum by a load of guys and he sorted it”

“Like an Xrated Cilla Black” I joked

She didn’t laugh, why would she? She is 19 and has no idea who the 90s prime time Ginger Ninja is.

I explained who Cilla was and she finally chuckled, I hate having to explain my jokes.

“So how many guys was there then?”

I Think it was 9, she starts reciting their names,

“ You remember their names, that’s some memory” I tried another joke.

“ Of course, they were all workers, well all apart from 3 lads from Stoke, the rest were seasonaires. 4 are coming back this year again, 2 are on this plane infact”

“Do you want to come to my Birthday party this year”

There was that come and fuck me to pieces smile again,

“Yeah, I’d like that very much”

I tried to act confident, Truth be told I was shitting a brick”

Just then her Zante fuck Buddy plonked himself down on our row.

I was by the window, Lisa in the middle and now, this descendent of Big foot in the aisle seat.

Lisa introduced us, we made small talk, Ryan is actually sound as fuck and became a great mate over the coming months.

After some small talk, I put my headphones into watch a film, that wasn’t the last time I’d be looking over at Ryan with a young hot bird in between us.

2 months later I’d be looking over at Ryan again only this time I’d be throat fucking Sarah from Birkenhead, whilst he’s pounding fuck out of her arse.

Yep, in just 7 and a half weeks, the absolute mammoth of a man less than a metre away from me would be joining me for my first threesome!

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over a year ago

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By *leanguydirtymind OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

Will continue tomorrow at some point

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over a year ago

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By *lim_jim1964Man
over a year ago

peterborough

Looking forward to hearing more ?? ??

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By *limguy49Man
over a year ago

Swindon

Can't wait for more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very nice story.

Well written..

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By *untooMan
over a year ago

manchester

Wow can’t wait for this story to unfold

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over a year ago

clonmel

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

stevenage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really hope this is genuinely true! Brilliantly written either way

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over a year ago

South Cheshire

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over a year ago

Hillsborough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope your gonna mention those endless flight delays, horrid hours, curtailments, abusive guest lol

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By *igkidexyMan
over a year ago

Dublin

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By *leanguydirtymind OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

"I really hope this is genuinely true! Brilliantly written either way"

All 100% true so far, I intend to keep it that way too

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By *leanguydirtymind OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

"Hope your gonna mention those endless flight delays, horrid hours, curtailments, abusive guest lol "

I’ll be mentioning a fair few guests believe me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope your gonna mention those endless flight delays, horrid hours, curtailments, abusive guest lol

I’ll be mentioning a fair few guests believe me

Oh some are more than memorable lol

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By *leanguydirtymind OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

"Hope your gonna mention those endless flight delays, horrid hours, curtailments, abusive guest lol

I’ll be mentioning a fair few guests believe me

Oh some are more than memorable lol"

You an ex rep ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope your gonna mention those endless flight delays, horrid hours, curtailments, abusive guest lol

I’ll be mentioning a fair few guests believe me

Oh some are more than memorable lol

You an ex rep ? "

Hahahhha wouldn’t you like to know

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *untimes6969Man
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Great story so far - holiday rep experiences are fabulous!! More

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By *leanguydirtymind OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

A few are asking if this is true.

I really enjoy the true stories on this forum And promise these will all be 100% true.

Only differences might be names and there might be 1 or 2 sentences, these will probably just be to build a better picture or just to make you smile, the main parts and the “confessions “ will all be true.

To the people who havnt worked abroad, some of these stories might sound made up, I’m sure though any ex reps here will be able to back me up as for every “confession” I make, they will probably know 5 or 6 reps with a similar one.

Although, to this day, no one has been on a plane journey like the one I’m currently on, I’m about 2 hours into the flight and the pilot announces they will be dimming the lights.....

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By *untimes6969Man
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Popped over to Magaluf once to meet some friends working over there, nearly joined the mile high club on the way out! Had 4 days of d*unken debaughtery and then a FWB once back - Happy Days!!

Really looking forward to hearing more!

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By *igkidexyMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew, and still know a lot of reps, crew, back office resort staff etc.

I'll post a few of the best things i remember from BITD....

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By *ob2Man
over a year ago

dungannon

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *lirts.R.usCouple
over a year ago

lanarkshire

I might be looking for a new career opps just remembered I am to old at over 50 lol

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By *leanguydirtymind OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

About 2 hours into the flight, the stewardess announces the cabin lights would be lowered and if anyone wanted to carry on reading then to use their own personal reading light.

I looked around the plane, this didn’t look like a plane full of readers to be honest.

The plane was about half full and apart from the staff I’d say they were maybe 15-20 people older than me on the entire flight.

Ryan gets up and heads off to the toilet, I was about to remove my headphones and probe Lisa a little further, she was intriguing, I wanted to find out more about the little Brunette bombshell.

But then she got up, she disappeared off to the toilet as well.

I didn’t follow her with my eyes, and I’m no detective, but unless they was both taking a massive shit at 38,000 feet, someone was getting smashed in a tin cupboard in the sky.

About 10 minutes later I hear a few cheers from the back of the plane, followed by the return of Popeye and Olive to the 2 empty seats.

This time Ryan sat next to me, as he sat down I looked at Lisa, let’s just say she didn’t look as pretty and innocent as I’d first thought.

Ryan has definitely done a job on her.

I still had my headphones in watching a film, but I could tell he wanted to start up a conversation with me and well, this old fart needed some friends so the headphones went back in my pocket.

“ Did you have a nice bathroom break mate?”

He laughed, Finally a joke hit home I thought.

“Smell my fingers,” he did the typical lad thing and pushed his two fingers towards my nose.

“ Ya dick,” I retorted as I moved my head away

WAAAY, more cheers from the back of the plane.

Ryan and Lisa had started a craze.

I think all in all there was 4 cheers over the next next hour.

Now the maths would suggest that 8 people joined the mile high club.

I later found out that it was only 7 that joined, not because someone went for a wank, but because, well let’s just say Natalie was very popular with the other male workers.

Time flew by, quite literally and before we knew it the pilot put the seatbelt signs on and we was coming into land.

Lisa had moved seats by now and it was just me and Ryan.

Lisa had only moved one row further down and across from us on the left hand aisle seat.

She was on the right of Micky, Micky was quite loud and to be honest a bit of a gobshite, was an average looking guy, to be fair, he did come out with the odd hilarious one liner, but overall, just abit if a nob.

His big mouth and utter bravado had got him in a good place for the descent into Zakinthos airport though.

He had Lisa on his right and Natalie on his left.

Ryan taps me on my chest and points, I look over to see that Lisa was sucking mouthy Mick off as we was coming into land.

I had to stretch right across Ryan to see what was going on, I looked for a few seconds and was then like “ Unbelievable int she”

“Mate, she is by far the filthiest bitch I’ve ever banged”

Ryan then pressed play on his phone and started showing me the same video I had watch 4 hours earlier on Lisa’s phone.

You couldn’t make this shit up.

“She has a thing for making videos mate, she is filth”

“I bet she is”

I needn’t of bet, it wasn’t long before I found out first hand just how filthy she was....

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *attboy107Man
over a year ago

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Wondering if 50yr old reps could be a thing

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over a year ago

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

Oh the things I've seen,

and oh the shame, the shame, the things I've done.

2 seasons as a rep mid 2000s

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *leanguydirtymind OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

Was going to continue, but off on a meet, sorry guys

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

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"Was going to continue, but off on a meet, sorry guys

When did you wake up...??

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By *ardnreddyMan
over a year ago

LIVINGSTON

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over a year ago

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By *attboy107Man
over a year ago

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"Was going to continue, but off on a meet, sorry guys

Hopefully it makes you want to help out the rest of us

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By *leanguydirtymind OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

"Was going to continue, but off on a meet, sorry guys

When did you wake up...??"

Wake up from what?

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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This one has potential!

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over a year ago

Blackpool

Anymore.......

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over a year ago

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By *ockforplay66Man
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *inelytuned84Man
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *onle81Man
over a year ago

Sherborne

Brilliant story OP, memories flooding back from 4 back to back seasons, sun, snow, sun, snow and the many adventures enjoyed

Really looking forward to your further chapters

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over a year ago

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By *lirts.R.usCouple
over a year ago

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Any more???

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By *leanguydirtymind OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

Once I landed, the journey was uneventful.

I jumped in a taxi alone and headed off to my hotel.

I say the word hotel very, very loosely.

Anyway, I get to my accommodation at around 9am.

Get myself checked in, dump my stuff in an apartment and head off out the door.

The place was awful, but to be honest I weren't that bothered as I knew this was temporary accommodation.

I had managed to do a tiny bit of research before I landed and I knew this place was just temporary.

I decided to start from the top of the strip and wander down towards the beach.

On my way I see a very nice hotel, I think it was Aphrodite, anyway, just to give me an idea the cost of accommodation I decided to go and seek out the hotel manager.

I won’t bore you with the details, but after abit of a chat, my persuasive charm and wit.

I had been offered not only a job, but a job that comes with accommodation.

As I made my way back to my accommodation or to the place that inspired the shining, I was on cloud 9.

I’d only gone in for a price and left with a job and somewhere to stay.

Fast forward, 42 minutes later and my knew mate, Yanni, was showing me to my room.

In my naivety, I was expecting to be shown to a proper swish hotel room. As it transpires, the hotel has staff quarters which are nowhere near as nice as the main hotel, but still a hell of a lot better than where I’ve just left, in fact I’d probably say my previous place was on a par with Shawshank.

I unpack properly this time and head out the door.

As I’m leaving the hotel, A decent level celebrity at that time was just checking in, I later found out they was Involved in an event within the resort.

I’ve not named them, for reasons that will be very clear, very soon.

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over a year ago

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By *leanguydirtymind OP Man
over a year ago

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I went off for a walk around the resort, hoping to bump into any of my travelling buddies.

To be honest, I just wanted to bump into Lisa, I was horny as fuck and had really started to develop a fuck it you only live once attitude.

The resort was dead and I was starting to regret that I didn’t hang around at the airport and just jumped in a taxi.

After a few hours getting my bearings of the resort I decided to return back to the hotel, with the intention of a cheeky wank and then a good sleep before going for a few drinks later that evening when the resort would come to life.

As I walked into reception the hotel manager was sat having a drink with the celebrity and his friends.

“ Hey Mr Ben, come and have an Ouzo”

“ A what?”

“ Come here, Drink my friend, your in Greece, we drink”

I walked over and Yanni, my only friend introduced me to his new buddies!

Alright guys, I spoke to the group “How’s things”

Mr Celeb X and his mates were really sound, turns out he was with 4 other lads and I didn’t know it at the time but 2 were footballers for a Championship team.

I didn’t recognise them and I didn’t make any fuss of Mr X either, I think they found that refreshing and we was laughing and joking like old mates in no time.

I think they liked my natural wit and I wasn’t scared to rip the piss out of them.

Along with everyone else, I was feeling pretty tipsy an hour into things, I felt like I was on holiday with my mates.

I’ts not something I’d normally do but I’d mentioned the recent break up and it then seemed to become everyone’s mission to get me laid.

Plans were made and that night, nobody was going out, the lads were having a “gathering” in their suite.

The lads didn’t seem overly keen on going out and partying which was abit disappointing.

As I was heading back to my room Mr X shouted

“ Make sure you come tonight Dick weasel”

“Yeah, yeah, I’ll see, I might go and party and find someone whose not a boring cunt”

As the elevator doors closed, with the one direction wannabes inside, he calmly said

“We don’t go to the party, the party comes to us”

I was more than happy to have a drink with these guys, they were a great craic and besides I didn’t have many options, little did I know my first night in Zante would be one of my best nights in my entire overseas career....

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This going to be good

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Whens the party starting???

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By *leanguydirtymind OP Man
over a year ago

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"Whens the party starting???"

Party starts tomorrow

Had a few couples message, really enjoying the story and wanting me to message them as a couple and have some fun

Directing and sharing fantasies with couples is always good fun, so feel free to send me a wink

Obviously single ladies more than welcome too

Night guys

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Love this and wishing I’d done this myself in my younger years

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"Was going to continue, but off on a meet, sorry guys

Ya might wanna be careful what ya do fella meets are currently against site rules due to covid. Posting your in a meet could get you a ban.

I guess some reps are reckless huh

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