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over a year ago

There were 2 things Simon would always tell people he did well when they asked. For example. If someone said "what are you good at Simon?, what's your passion?", Simon would always answer "painting and travelling". He was an exceptional artist who specialised in spray painting in urban areas, transforming graffiti into something themed to the local communities interests. He hoped one day that his art would let him see the world because, so far, he hadn't left his home town in Jersey and he had been wanting away for several years now.

When he was 19 a girlfriend had suggested porn as a way to make a few extra dollars as painting alone hadn't yet made him much money. He tried porn when they later broke up and made what he thought was enough money to leave. Unfortunately though his dads business had come into difficulties at that time and he used all the money he had saved to help his dad keep afloat. So Simons passion for travel was yet to be realised and at nearly 30 he felt his time was running out, but he knew his life lay beyond Jersey and he longed for adventure.

One Saturday evening in late July, Simon was putting the finishing touches to a painting on the side of the local food market. The owner of the food market had asked Simon to turn a wall that had been covered in graffiti for many years into a beautiful scene of a busy shopping mall complete with the food markets logo painted in the foreground. As Simon signed his name beneath the picture, as he did with all his art, a tall, muscular, older gentleman, dressed in military clothing approached him, cleared his throat and introduced himself.

"Simon Paterson. My name is Colonel Pierce Millar and I am the base commander at Fort Bragg in North Carolina. What I'm about to tell you is top secret and I ask that you never repeat what I tell you here today. At 0420 hours 3 soldiers under my command, during a patrol of the base, made first contact with an alien species calling themselves 'The Ferengay'."

"Bollocks" said Simon who smirked and then looked puzzled. "What would that have to do with me?" he said.

The Colonel reached into his pocket and removed what looked like a folded piece of paper and handed it to Simon. It was a photograph, and when Simon unfolded it he saw a picture of himself in a porno he had once acted in called Little Green Nymphos From Mars...

*I randomly wrote this last night, my mind goes to strange places lol but I do plan on adding more