FabSwingers.com forum: Lighten the mood

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So given the situation we are all in I thought I’d lighten the mood by posting jokes on here, got one then add it to the tread

A small boy named Dave lived in the local village. None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him "Dave… you are driving me crazy!!!!!"

One day Dave’s mother came into school to check on how he was doing.

The teacher told his mother honestly, that her son is simply a disaster, getting very low marks and even she had never seen such a stupid boy in her entire teaching career!!!!

The mother was shocked at this feedback and withdrew her son from the school & even moved to another town!!!!!

25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an acute cardio disease!

All the doctors strongly advised her to have an open heart operation, of which only one surgeon could perform...... Left with no other options, the teacher finally decided to have the operation, which was successful......

When she eventually opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a tall handsome Doctor smiling down at her! She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but eventually died!

The Doctor was shocked and was trying to work out what went wrong, when he turned around he saw Dave, working as a cleaner in the Hospital Ward, who had unplugged the oxygen equipment to connect his Vacuum!!!!!

Don't tell me you thought that Dave became a fuckin doctor!