FabSwingers.com forum: Funny things your parents have messaged you

By *exmadcouple42 OP Couple
over a year ago

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So my mum messaged me this.....

"I just said to your Dad what we gonna do if we're tae be stuck in the house everyday for 3months - he says I dunno, so I said acht well we'll just have to have sex - he says fuck that I'll take ma chances wi the virus LMFAO

Just thought I'd let you know how romantic your father is in his old age and to freak you out haha hahah............ ????"

Omg im still in stitches

What's the funniest things your parents have said/told you or messaged you. Just for a laugh.

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago my old man wanted to send a few quid over from Ireland . Just a little something through money transfer . So off he went and sent it . Addressed it to me but a different Forename ( correct surname ) . So baffled i asked why would you call me that and not the name u gave me lol ? Replied “ I don’t know what you call yourself theses days lol .

By *exmadcouple42 OP Couple
over a year ago

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"Years ago my old man wanted to send a few quid over from Ireland . Just a little something through money transfer . So off he went and sent it . Addressed it to me but a different Forename ( correct surname ) . So baffled i asked why would you call me that and not the name u gave me lol ? Replied “ I don’t know what you call yourself theses days lol .

Brilliant, parents can be so funny

By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

My parents went to the cinema to see Inception. Mum messaged me later, “that Conception was really good”

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad died in 2011 but he couldn't get used to mobile phones so insisted on speaking into one like a walkie talkie x

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When either my sister or I would lament “that’s not fair!” My Mum would say “Neither’s the hair on a black man’s head”. Probably very un PC. these days but it shut us up lol